Funny story:  Ted Kennedy's Corpse Signed to Play The Blob in Movie Remake

Ted Kennedy's Corpse Signed to Play The Blob in Movie Remake

Ted Kennedy's corpse, bloated and purple, has been signed to play the title character in "The Blob" movie remake. The film is set to begin shooting this week in Hollywood. Film director Rob Zombie said that "we thought Teddy would be just perfec...
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Funny story:  Israel's birthday marred by America's inapropriate gift

Israel's birthday marred by America's inapropriate gift

America is in trouble today when a birthday gift to Israel, according to witnesses, totally bombed. Spain and other countries attended Israel's birthday party yesterday, which started off with sweet treats but ended in savage violence. "We were...
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Funny story:  You Must be Barking!

You Must be Barking!

Dog loving residents across the UK are up in arms this week after their application to introduce a best 'mixed breeds' section at the Famous Crufts show was poo pooed and thrown out. Spokesperson for the Mongrel Owners Club of Great Britain Mrs.Au...
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Funny story:  Gov. Mark Sanford refuses offer of train tickets to leave town

Gov. Mark Sanford refuses offer of train tickets to leave town

At a press conference on Wednesday...South Carolina's lieutenant governor called for the resignation of Gov. Mark Sanford citing "serious misconduct" and "serious distractions" in connection with Sanford's extramarital affair with a woman from Argent...
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Funny story:  Ted Kennedy Finally Meets His Maker: It Didn't Go Well!

Ted Kennedy Finally Meets His Maker: It Didn't Go Well!

Somewhere South of the Border/ It's HOT! - Despite the outpouring of love, sympathy, and maudlin wailing on the behalf of besotted liberals, and the Massachusetts electorate in particular, Ted's "homecoming" was not a joyous event according to report...
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Funny story:  John F. Kennedy Airport To Be Renamed Teddy Kennedy Airport

John F. Kennedy Airport To Be Renamed Teddy Kennedy Airport

NEW YORK CITY - The New York City council has voted to change the name of John F. Kennedy International Airport to Teddy Kennedy International Airport. Councilwoman Chloe Tarantella said that originally the council wanted to rename it The John and...
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Funny story:  All New Wind Turbines To Be Built In Cities

All New Wind Turbines To Be Built In Cities

Wind generated electricity is here to stay - but rural dwellers have been up in arms about the number of gigantic turbines being erected in their backyards. In an appeal to the European Court of Human Rights, a group of country dwellers have overt...
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Funny story:  Woody Allen's Titanic 2 With George Clooney, Megan Fox & Zac Efron

Woody Allen's Titanic 2 With George Clooney, Megan Fox & Zac Efron

Word is that the sequel to the mega-successful 1998 blockbuster Titanic is going to be filmed in late 2011 and hit theatres sometime in 2013. Everybody is talking about Titanic 2. Director Woody Allen recently appeared on the Oprah Winfrey Show an...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson's "Leaked" Toxicology Reports

Michael Jackson's "Leaked" Toxicology Reports

Los Angeles, Ca, UEssay The results of the long anticipated toxicology reports regarding Michael Jackson's cause of death were inadvertently leaked to the press today. Shockingly, while the toxicology reports did verify the presence of massive am...
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Funny story:  Brazil's Amazon Rainforest Burns Completely Down

Brazil's Amazon Rainforest Burns Completely Down

MANACAPURO, Brazil - The world's leading scientists are trying to figure out how in the world Brazil's Amazon Rainforest managed to catch fire and burn completely down to the ground. Professor Verbicarpo San Lobo of Rio De Janeiro's Amazonia A&...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson's Sperm To Be Auctioned

Michael Jackson's Sperm To Be Auctioned

An unnamed 12-year-old at the time, who often stayed with Michael Jackson at the Neverland Ranch and who is now 24, says that he has collected 120 vials of Michael Jackson sperm that he may auction on eBay. The young man, who wore a mask of Michae...
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Funny story:  Hitler's Pope gave him his First Holy Communion but  Papa Ratzi  refused Ted Kennedy Last Frights

Hitler's Pope gave him his First Holy Communion but Papa Ratzi refused Ted Kennedy Last Frights

Vatican City - (Bejaysus! Mess): A self-proclaimed drunk, adulterer, divorcee and pro-choice abortion legislator Kennedy always reckoned himself to be 'in with a chance' for a proper Papal sendoff when the time came. But reports that Pope Joseph R...
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Funny story:  Caroline Kennedy To Take Uncle's Seat In Senate

Caroline Kennedy To Take Uncle's Seat In Senate

Hy-anus-spurt, MA-- Caroline Kennedy was appointed today to the US Senate. She is taking over the seat of her Uncle Ted, who dropped dead from shock yesterday after being charged with murder. Ms. Kennedy is well-known for her remarkable intelligenc...
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Funny story:  Leonardo DiCaprio: Ted Kennedy was my Dad

Leonardo DiCaprio: Ted Kennedy was my Dad

Los Angeles - (Reuterus): Online bookmakers Aintgottaprayer.con are quoting even money on Hollywood movie star Leonardo DiCaprio turning up for his father Ted Kennedy's funeral on Saturday. "Of course the Body of Lies star won't be an actual pall...
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Funny story:  Spoof Writer In Hiding in Fear Life

Spoof Writer In Hiding in Fear Life

Mysterious Spoof-Writer Ulver who seems to have a massive downer on UK Regulators is today on the run from her small goat-herding shack in eastern Estonia. Ulver, 65 and a Grandmother of 45 is best known for making unpleasant comments about the FS...
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Funny story:  Blog to enlighten ignorant masses

Blog to enlighten ignorant masses

Donal Rickettes, a computer programmer from Fresno, CA plans a blog that will "blow the lid off the whole damn thing" as he puts it. "For instance, did you know that George Bush stole the 2004 election? Well, I have proof. You'll have to read m...
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Funny story:  Ted Kennedy's Head To Be In Macy's Parade

Ted Kennedy's Head To Be In Macy's Parade

In honor of the great senator from Massachusetts, Macy's has announced that a huge balloon of Ted Kennedy's head, made on a 10 to 1 scale, will be featured in their Thanksgiving Parade in November. "Actually this has happened by chance in the past...
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Funny story:  HSE Advises Toilet Door Modifications

HSE Advises Toilet Door Modifications

The Health and Safety Executive yesterday advised government ministers to legislate in order to avoid further toilet related drowning deaths. Six men have died in the last month in accidents in public toilets across the UK. Although one was the v...
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Funny story:  Will Meagan Fox Be The Next Catwoman?

Will Meagan Fox Be The Next Catwoman?

Rumors on the streets of Hollywood is that Meagan Fox will play Catwoman in the next Batman movie to be out next year. Although it cannot be confirmed, there is simply too much noise going around for it to be just a rumor. Both Warner Brothers and...
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Funny story:  Poll: Gay Babies are Less Adorable

Poll: Gay Babies are Less Adorable

Colorado Springs, CO - Heterosexual babies - cute, cuddly, maybe even precious. These were the descriptors most chosen by a group of five hundred respondents to a poll conducted by the Christian organization Focus on the Family. Survey particip...
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Funny story:  Mass Production Of TV's In UK Comes To An End

Mass Production Of TV's In UK Comes To An End

The mass production of TV's in the UK is at an end with the closure of a factory in Plymouth, Devon. For over thirty years the factory had been manufacturing transvestites, but now cheaper dresses in Poland have led the company, Tossiba, to move east...
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Funny story:  Ashley Cole: "Because I'm Worth It.... Too"

Ashley Cole: "Because I'm Worth It.... Too"

Ashley Cole was celebrating last night as it was announced that he had just won a major new sponsorship deal. The news followed the announcement that his wife, Cheryl, was to be the new face of L'Oreal. Ashley Cole has been chosen to advertise Tr...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell Dating The Way Younger Pixie Lott

Simon Cowell Dating The Way Younger Pixie Lott

LONDON - Retro-soul singer Pixie Lott, who is England's answer to Lady GaGa, was reportedly seen in the tightest pair of leotards west of the English Channel on a dinner date with America Idol judge Simon Cowell. The doe-eyed and doe-legged Miss L...
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Funny story:  Claire Rayner Attacked By Cruel Nurses

Claire Rayner Attacked By Cruel Nurses

Claire Rayner really has become an agony aunt following a vicious attack by a gang of nurses outside the Jimmy Tarbuck Hospital for Washed Up Comedians. Rayner caused a stir recently when she verbally attacked nurses for the cruel manner and the drea...
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Funny story:  Unemployed Spoofer Madam Bitters Lands on Her Feet With Blockbuster Catwoman Role!

Unemployed Spoofer Madam Bitters Lands on Her Feet With Blockbuster Catwoman Role!

Tumbleweed, Texas/ Not Exactly Hollywood & Vine - Sometimes Spoof Contributor, versatile character actress, Sexual Surrogate, cake baker to the stars and advice columnist Madam "Kitty" bitters extended her 'nine lives' yesterday when it was annou...
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Funny story:  Top Gear's Richard Hammond aspires to be next King

Top Gear's Richard Hammond aspires to be next King

LONDON, Thursday. Television personality and presenter of motoring programme Top Gear, Richard Hammond, has announced that he dearly wants to replace Prince Charles as heir to the throne of England, Scotland and Wales. Hammond maintains that he h...
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Funny story:  Smurfette's Genuine Sheared Beaver Muff Unveiled!

Smurfette's Genuine Sheared Beaver Muff Unveiled!

Muff, Ireland, UK After repeated goading and prodding by several fellow contributors to The Spoof, writer "smurfette" has at long last decided to expose her muff for all to see. "smurfette" felt that she was forced to respond when "Frankie the J"...
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Funny story:  Writer Dominick Dunne Continues to Pursue Ted to the Grave-and Beyond!

Writer Dominick Dunne Continues to Pursue Ted to the Grave-and Beyond!

Hyannis, Massachusetts/True Crime Stories - A dogged Dominick Dunne, 83, remained true to his mantra as he followed Ted Kennedy in Death today, making good a vow to "follow Ted to hell in order to get the real story behind Chappaquiddick!" The wel...
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Funny story:  'Like the the man who tricked his way onto a lifeboat from the Titanic'

'Like the the man who tricked his way onto a lifeboat from the Titanic'

London - (Rotters): Senator Ted Kennedy's lifetime of drunkenness, chicanery, priviledge and forked tongue doublespeak has been likened to that of a trickster survivor of The Titanic by one London newspaper commentator. The senator's Oldsmobile De...
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Funny story:  Whitey Bulger Emerges from Hiding: Throws Hat in Ring for Ted's Senate Seat!

Whitey Bulger Emerges from Hiding: Throws Hat in Ring for Ted's Senate Seat!

Boston, MA/ Political News - In a bold political move, Winter Hill Criminal Gang Leader, Whitey Bulger, emerged from "hiding" and moved into the limelight after the Massachusetts Senate voted unanimously to grant him amnesty from a career of Murder...
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Funny story:  Government Begins Funds For Farts Campaign!

Government Begins Funds For Farts Campaign!

After the tremendous success of the "Cash For Clunkers" Program over the past month, representatives of Greenpeace and Spokesman Al Gore has requested that the government now follow up with an atmosphere clearing "Funds For Farts" Program. "All a...
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Funny story:  Kerry Katona Has Radiation Sickness

Kerry Katona Has Radiation Sickness

Allegations of drug abuse, assault, drunkenness, bi-polar disorder, nose erosion and breast reduction have blighted Kerry Katona over the last year or so, but now new evidence has thrown new light on the situation. It seems that Miss Katona's prob...
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Funny story:  GCSEs Boost For Future Unemployed

GCSEs Boost For Future Unemployed

Job Centre (Hopeless Waste of Time) The latest GCSE results have yet again shown a massive increase in the number of students passing 9 subjects or more. Obviously the new subjects have helped. Getting on the bus, Eastenders, Shoplifting (also availa...
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Funny story:  The Dating Game #4

The Dating Game #4

Well the Hypno-Therapy went well, at least I think it did. My therapist tells me I am regressing really well, although I'm not too sure he means it, I have a feeling he is trying to confuse me. Back to Janet. She insisted we went for a drink, claiming that she had a 'bubbly personality' and 'great sense of humour'. Fuck me, could that woman drink. She was the first woman I have met that...
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Funny story:  Exploding iPhones: French born Epidemic hits the UK

Exploding iPhones: French born Epidemic hits the UK

The epidemic of exploding iPhones has jumped from France to the UK this week with 259,510 incidents reported in two days, but this is concidered by many as Just Desserts for those tossers who just won't shut up about their bloody iPhones! The plag...
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Funny story:  Government Initiative to make the GCSE harder

Government Initiative to make the GCSE harder

In response to critism on the recent world record of high grades in recent GCSE and A Levels, the Government is introducing a new tough style of exams designed for the 21st cenury. Government appointed spokesman for the Child Unified Non educated...
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Funny story:  Postal Worker Goes "Medical" at New York Facility

Postal Worker Goes "Medical" at New York Facility

New York, NY-Police are baffled as to a motive for a series of attacks which occurred Friday at a United States Postal Service clearing office in Mid-town Manhattan. The attacks, carried out by an irate worker know only by the name "Newman", happened...
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Funny story:  Terrorist Plane In Booger County?

Terrorist Plane In Booger County?

A small airplane clipped a private house on the Boogersville Road, Wednesday afternoon according to Booger County Sheriff Giddy. No one was injured. Giddy told the Boogertown Banner that at this time they believe the crash was the work of known...
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Funny story:  Software Giant Apologizes for Racial Gender Bender

Software Giant Apologizes for Racial Gender Bender

SEATTLE, WA - How many botched joke set-ups does it take to make a software company look like a complete buffoon? Just one, if its advertising artists are not paying attention. Software giant Microtosh apologized Wednesday for a gaffe that featur...
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Funny story:  Jessica Simpson's Sick

Jessica Simpson's Sick

Having gained nearly thirty pounds since her breakup with Dallas Cowboy Quarterback, Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson is unwell, suffering, as she has, with stomach problems for two weeks. Doctors have traced the source of her condition back to her havi...
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