Funny story:  Kate Winslet, Tara Reid, Javier Bardem & Rob Schneider In Pitof's Steven Spielberg Project

Kate Winslet, Tara Reid, Javier Bardem & Rob Schneider In Pitof's Steven Spielberg Project

All eyes will be on the very prestigious 2010 Cannes Festival where is set to premiere Pitof's first movie in years "I'm her! She's me!" starring Kate Winslet, Tara Reid, Javier Bardem and Rob Schneider. The movie talks about Aly Dickson (Reid...
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Funny story:  Ron Paul's big bro Les is dead at 94

Ron Paul's big bro Les is dead at 94

New York - (RIP Mess): Ron Paul's elder brother the noted guitarist and prospective 2012 vice-presidential partner Les Paul has died at the age of 94. Paul rose to fame with his 'While My Guitar Gently Veeps' Beatles lyrics predicting the 2008 Whi...
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Funny story:  Bargis Tryhol - Agent 004 - Chapter 12 - Bargis goes down, but isn't out!

Bargis Tryhol - Agent 004 - Chapter 12 - Bargis goes down, but isn't out!

After fully servicing the skanky serving wench who ran the Bed & Breakfast where Bargis and the Beatles stayed the previous evening, Bargis was contacted by satellite phone by his boss, QM. She told him to head back to Heathrow Airport, meet up with QT, and take the 5:27 p.m. flight directly to the Sanford International Airport in Sanford, Florida. Blowme had been spotted fishing for alligat...
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Funny story:  Beeb's breakfast show weather Lassie has been told to "Sex it up" otherwise Jordan is ready to "Blow Job" her away!

Beeb's breakfast show weather Lassie has been told to "Sex it up" otherwise Jordan is ready to "Blow Job" her away!

The Beeb's weather lassie, Scottish prude, Carol Kirkwood has been told by the Beeb GM to either "Sex it up" or take a force 8 gale out of the show and join Songs of Praise on Sundays! Prude Carol dresses like Jaggedone's grandmother who's 95 next...
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Funny story:  Taxpayers Paying for Wealthy People's Cars in 'Cash for Clunkers' Program

Taxpayers Paying for Wealthy People's Cars in 'Cash for Clunkers' Program

Even Americans who have been driving fuel efficient cars all along will be footing the bill in the government's 'cash for clunkers' program, according to every known source. The government program allows up to $6500 for each gas guzzling vehicle t...
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Funny story:  Taiwan mudslides are an act of God proclaim Christians and nothing to do with human stupidity, greed and ignorance!

Taiwan mudslides are an act of God proclaim Christians and nothing to do with human stupidity, greed and ignorance!

Global Christians are proclaiming GOD (who?) is reponsible for the latest natural disaster to hit Taiwan in the form of a devastating typhoon and avalanches of mud! Not human ignorance, stupidity, greed and profit, no it's just a GODLY interventio...
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Funny story:  The Sex Dare Club

The Sex Dare Club

Police in New York City say that all the commotion in Central Park yesterday was caused by a young married couple who were members of a young couples only, Sex Dare Club. "They were up in a tree naked and having at it when the limb they were on b...
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Funny story:  California Approves Do-It-Yourself Mammograms

California Approves Do-It-Yourself Mammograms

SACRAMENTO, California - The California Senate has just approved a bill which would allow female residents of California over the age of 27, the opportunity of performing their very own Mammograms in the privacy of their own home (apartment, condo, o...
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Funny story:  Bernie Madoff Sues Federal Prison For $2Million!

Bernie Madoff Sues Federal Prison For $2Million!

Con artist Bernie Madoff, who has began serving his 150 years in a federal prison in Butner, North Carolina has filed a lawsuit already, claiming his first few meals have ruined his stomach and being in prison instead of being out on bail until his a...
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Funny story:  Drug Kingpin Arrested At Gay Massage Parlor

Drug Kingpin Arrested At Gay Massage Parlor

MEXICO - Authorities working undercover for the United States' Drug Enforcement Agency have announced that Sinaloa Cartel kingpin Joaquín Guzmán Loera, aka "El Chapo," has been arrested at a homosexual massage parlor outside border town Ciudad Juarez...
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Funny story:  Taliban Trial

Taliban Trial

A Shia Court in Afghanistan announced it's ruling, today, in the case of the wife of the Taliban leader Mr Ali Hada Weenie. Records showed that shortly after his wedding Mr Ali Hada Weenie had imposed a sentence of death, by stoning, on his wife...
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Funny story:  Phoenix Sheriff to Improve Customer Service Ratings

Phoenix Sheriff to Improve Customer Service Ratings

In a surprising but long overdue announcement, Phoenix Sheriff Joe Arapaio has released plans to improve customer satisfaction at his famous jail site. In a monograph with the working title "Criminals are People, Too" the lawman cited a recent brain...
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Funny story:  Albert Potter V The Universe

Albert Potter V The Universe

In the high Court, today, a decision was reached in the case of Mr Albert Potter versus The Universe. Mr Justice Fingers, presiding, said that in the light of recent scientific evidence he had no option but to find in favour of Mr Albert Potter.
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Funny story:  Hull City Get Algeria Player Kamel Ghilas

Hull City Get Algeria Player Kamel Ghilas

An Algerian footballer called Mr Kamel Ghilas has joined to play for the English Football Premier League team Hull City. The news was reported on Agence France-Presse today. Mr Ghilas is 25 years old and is the first Algerian player to play for Hu...
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Funny story:  Hurricane Forms On Moon, Global Warming Blamed

Hurricane Forms On Moon, Global Warming Blamed

Houston TX-- Stunned lunar scientists announced today that a hurricane appears to have formed on the moon. The hurricane appears to be a Category 4 and could intensify further. The unnamed storm formed in the Sea of Tranquility and is heading strai...
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Funny story:  Pattaya Man Plays Trick On Ants

Pattaya Man Plays Trick On Ants

A British man living in the Thai eastern seaboard resort of Pattaya, has recounted to anyone who would listen how he was so bored the other day, that he decided to play a little trick on some ants in his apartment. Ants, as everyone knows, like to...
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Funny story:  Cameron refuses to axe Duncan over 'Russians' rant

Cameron refuses to axe Duncan over 'Russians' rant

London - (WTF? Mess): Tory leader David Cameron is shitting bricks after Alan Duncan's rant that Conservative MPs are 'still forced to live off the Russians'. Duncan, 69, spilled the beans about MPs' handouts from notorious Polonium-210 peddling o...
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Funny story:  Obamas wear permanent 'Mission Impossible-style'  latex masks

Obamas wear permanent 'Mission Impossible-style' latex masks

Washington AC/DC - (Rioters): A Hollywood movie mogul paid millions to professional make-up artists to create the latex masks that became the faces of Barack and Michelle Obama. The revelation emerged after White House aides noticed a strong smell...
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Funny story:  Arctic Sea Disappears Under Suspicious Circumstances

Arctic Sea Disappears Under Suspicious Circumstances

BARROWS, AK, USA Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin's post-resignation plans became apparent earlier this week when the "Arctic Sea" mysteriously vanished without a trace. Palin was reportedly still irate over many incidents, including having bee...
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Funny story:  Madoff: Feds probe Opus Dei NY HQ

Madoff: Feds probe Opus Dei NY HQ

New York - (Mossad Mess): FBI investigators chasing Bernard Madoff's missing billions are poised to swoop on the Lexington Avenue HQ of notorious crystal meth-peddling satanic paedo cult Opus Dei. The move follows dramatic courtroom plea bargain...
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Funny story:  More People Returning as Animals

More People Returning as Animals

With the economy in the tank, and bad news mounting up every day, more and more dead people are choosing to be re-incarnated as animals, a study by the United States Census Bureau reports. The study contained in the report. "What Dead People Do",...
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Funny story:  Noel Gallagher has nervous breakdown after watching Hamlet

Noel Gallagher has nervous breakdown after watching Hamlet

Oasis star Noel Gallagher is receiving treatment in hospital for a nervous breakdown after watching a performance of Hamlet at London's Wyndham theatre. Doctors say Gallagher couldn't understand much of what was going on in the play, and he found...
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Funny story:  Osama bin Laden fails to turn up to collect  major competition prize

Osama bin Laden fails to turn up to collect major competition prize

The 7th International Annual Hamas Anagram competition has been won by Osama Bin Laden. However, in what has become customary for this man of mystery, murder and mayhem, he once again failed to turn up to receive his prize. The ceremony was he...
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Funny story:  Man With World's Smallest Penis' Wife Says Great In Bed

Man With World's Smallest Penis' Wife Says Great In Bed

Penis Minus Wilson (A Pin Name) gets red in the face when his pygmy wife says it but she claims he is wonderful in bed. "We have a great sex life", states Halletta. "Those ladies who laughed at him over the years really missed out." "Penis is...
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Funny story:  Alaska robber too stupid to live

Alaska robber too stupid to live

ANCHORAGE, Alaska - In a true crime story that proves that some crooks are too stupid to live, the FBI arrested Jarell Paul Arnold, 34, of Anchorage after he allegedly robbed a bank after giving the teller his account number, and photo ID. Bank of...
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Funny story:  Fr. Francois' Confessional #08

Fr. Francois' Confessional #08

Dear Fr. Francois: I am a 16-year-old Catholic High School Student from West Bumfuck, Indiana. I guess I am an average looking guy; I don't have a lot of zits, two heads, monkey ears, or six toes on my left foot or anything. I am reasonably fit and play basketball and football for my school. Whatever the reason, I just can't seem to get a date with a girl, any girl. So, I signed up for th...
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Funny story:  2.4. million British unemployed told to 'get elected as MPs' by Norman Tebbit

2.4. million British unemployed told to 'get elected as MPs' by Norman Tebbit

Lord Tebbit, the former ultra right-wing Cabinet Minister who helped to throw millions of British workers onto the dole in the 1980s, said of the now 2.4 million British unemployed: 'What's wrong with these whingers?' 'If they're out of work, all...
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Funny story:  Alligator abandoned after sexual tryst

Alligator abandoned after sexual tryst

BOUTTE, La. - Terron D. Ingram, 38, of St. Charles Parish, Louisiana, remains in custody following his Friday arrest for, (among other charges) allegedly "being cruel to an alligator, by reason of abandonment." Other charges filed against Ingra...
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Funny story:  Wimbledon curses British Summer

Wimbledon curses British Summer

Following on from the terrible summer of 2008, the people of Britain were promised a heat wave for the summer of 2009. With the help of global warming and the shift in the gulf stream, Britain was set to receive record breaking temperatures come the summer months. Everyone was readying the sun cream and cider with ice cubes until the UK Weather office issued a heat warning which initiated the mut...
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Funny story:  Thai food causes Zombism!

Thai food causes Zombism!

BANGCOCK - OK, OK, not all Thai food will turn you into a zombie, but a certain "Dawn of the Dead-esque" fungus is infecting Thai ants, turning them into zombies that the fungi then controls. According to a report published by Harvard University s...
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Funny story:  America doesn't care where Beckham plays: "Just take both of them Beckhams away!"

America doesn't care where Beckham plays: "Just take both of them Beckhams away!"

AMSTERDAM (AFP) - While David Beckham has pretty much decided against a return to the Premier League, insisting instead he'd rather play for AC Milan when he leaves LA Galaxy at the end of the Major League Soccer season, American soccer fans (al...
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Funny story:  Australian computer perverts arrested in Adelaide

Australian computer perverts arrested in Adelaide

ADELAIDE, Australia - An unidentified 20-year-old Australian man has been charged with infecting more than 3,000 computers around the world with the most virulent stain of STD, Ether AIDS. The man, whose name will not be released until he app...
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Funny story:  GOD gives interview to The Spoof implying world is full of "Power Crazed, greedy Bastards!"

GOD gives interview to The Spoof implying world is full of "Power Crazed, greedy Bastards!"

GOD (yes the real GOD, who?) has given an exclusive interview to the Spoof family of writers and readers. Astonished by this call from above (or below!) The Spoof, believing that the whole thing was a sham, decided eventually to send a representative to this astonishing, historical occasion reason being: The Spoof has no boundaries, heavenly or hellish! Anyway, The Spoof ordered Jaggedone and h...
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Funny story:  What's Eating Barack Obama?

What's Eating Barack Obama?

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA The Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine (PCRM) is a Washington nonprofit that advocates nutrition-policy reform; PCRM is currently paying $20,000 to display several strategically placed copies of a poster with the capt...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Was My Dad, Says Mark Lester

Michael Jackson Was My Dad, Says Mark Lester

In the strangest twist so far to the strangely-twisting Michael Jackson Kids Saga, former British film star, Mark Lester, has said publicly that he was fathered by the now-dead King of Pop! Initially, it had been thought that Lester, who played Ol...
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Funny story:  Major Antonius Julius Argus Xerxes Part-13

Major Antonius Julius Argus Xerxes Part-13

o If I say your speech moved tears into my eyes, you do not believe me, because I'm a whore. I thought you were like other men; you rejected my offer; I am glad you did so; I have seen few good men like you; I do respect you, Sir. I have nothing to lose. I do not have any education or skill. The only asset I have had is my dwindling body. I am remorseful. I believe you should kill me, but I do not...
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Funny story:  Lauded Latin Leader Lengthens Lead

Lauded Latin Leader Lengthens Lead

SAN JOSE, COSTA RICA Ultra-competitive Costa Rican President Oscar Arias Sanchez, 69, has an impressive list of accomplishments; he has been elected president twice, is a Nobel Peace laureate, has received the Albert Schweitzer Prize for Humanitari...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Markets: Striptease Pole Dancing Toy Set to Tweens?

Miley Cyrus Markets: Striptease Pole Dancing Toy Set to Tweens?

Deliverance, Arkansas - Pole dancing is often the only means of upward mobility for trailer park residents, but now with the Miley Cyrus "Pole Dancing Toy Set for Tweens", Hillbillies will finally have a leg up on the competition: inner-city kids fro...
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Funny story:  Jermaine Jackson Announces: "I'm comin out, I'm gonna let it show"

Jermaine Jackson Announces: "I'm comin out, I'm gonna let it show"

LOS ANGELES - Larry King interviewed Jermaine Jackson for the 35th time in the few short weeks since his brother's passing, but this time he says he's the star. Mr. Jackson appeared giddy and relaxed as King stated "he had his collar up, his pearl...
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Funny story:  Recession Affects Beavers

Recession Affects Beavers

Chicago IL: The current recession is devastating to beaver entrepreneurs. Each year the economic downturn lasts, the business smells a little worse. There was a similar slide into a deep hole after the stock market crash of 1987. Mr. Hefner a lean...
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Funny story:  Swine Flu Hits Buckingham Palace

Swine Flu Hits Buckingham Palace

London-- Swine flu has attacked the Royals at Buckingham Palace, and the Queen herself is the latest victim. Her Royal Highness awoke with a fever, sore throat and a bad headache this morning. Prince Phillip also has the nasty bug. The usually p...
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