Funny story:  Leona Baxter Annoyed At Her Cover Being Blown

Leona Baxter Annoyed At Her Cover Being Blown

3-year-old Leona Baxter, the MI6 agent who jumped down a storm drain in Durham, in an attempt to capture an enemy agent, is livid at media bosses who in reporting the story, mentioned her name, and have, allegedly, blown the little girl's cover. E...
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Funny story:  Spoof Writer Falls Into Funk

Spoof Writer Falls Into Funk

Spoof Writer Warren Reldich has fallen into a deep funk. Reldich had ridden to a remarkable high after his magnum opus, Sarah Palin Nude, became a smash hit on the internet. After reaching the top of the heap in Spoof writing, Reldich suddenly bec...
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Funny story:  Particle Accelerator To Be Switched On By The Krankies

Particle Accelerator To Be Switched On By The Krankies

The long awaited particle accelerator thingy on the France Swiss border is to be activated by the Krankies it was announced today. A spokesman announced 'We had a number of options for people we wanted to switch on the Doomsday experiment. People...
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Funny story:  Rev. Al Sharpton Reacts To Rumor Don Imus Bought a Hoe!

Rev. Al Sharpton Reacts To Rumor Don Imus Bought a Hoe!

From the Garden of Imus's Conn. Home/NY Daily News! - The Reverend Al has gone ballistic AGAIN after reading in the NY Times Garden Section that talk show Jock Don Imus has violated the terms of his NAACP Probation by buying a Hoe to till his vegetab...
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Funny story:  Michelle Obama Will Sing 'God Damn America' On 'Oprah' Tomorrow

Michelle Obama Will Sing 'God Damn America' On 'Oprah' Tomorrow

Chicago Il-- Michelle Obama, the beautiful, talented spouse of The One will appear on 'Oprah' tomorrow. It will be Michelle's professional singing debut. She is already adored by billions. She is gifted beyond all human understanding. Only The One i...
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Funny story:  Hull City Manager Phil Brown To Be Punished By FA

Hull City Manager Phil Brown To Be Punished By FA

Phil Brown, the Hull City boss, has become the first manager to be charged by the FA with misconduct, arising out of an event during the 5-0 home defeat by Wigan on August 30th, when Brown kicked a water bottle. Under the FA's new 'Respect' progra...
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Funny story:  After dumping Clintons, Obama Dems now beg Hillary to rescue them!  Hillaristas say "It's like sending the iceberg to rescue the Titanic"

After dumping Clintons, Obama Dems now beg Hillary to rescue them! Hillaristas say "It's like sending the iceberg to rescue the Titanic"

GROVELBURG, ILLINOIS: How the mighty have fallen! After dumping on Billary, polarizing the Dem electorate, bullying super delegates, pissing off women voters and claiming to be America's true savior, the great Obama machine has had to eat crow and...
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Funny story:  Croatia Game May Be Capello's Last

Croatia Game May Be Capello's Last

England manager Fabio Capello is under pressure today after his teams' inept performance in the 2-0 win over Andorra, and knows that a similar performance against Croatia on Wednesday may bring the curtain down on his reign in charge. England had...
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Funny story:  Al Gore gagged Pentagon research into UFO cause of global warming says Alien Hunter

Al Gore gagged Pentagon research into UFO cause of global warming says Alien Hunter

Washington AC/DC - (ET Mess): Alien Hunter Derrel Sims has emerged as Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon's accomplice after declassified FBI files revealed today that Al Gore gagged US military research connecting UFO activity to the rise in global warmin...
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Funny story:  Obama plans Brand revenge

Obama plans Brand revenge

Presidential candidate Barack Obama was shocked to hear of Russell Brand's endorsement at the MTV VMA's ceremony. "I was chillin in my crib watching the show when this long haired British dude started chatting like a fool" said Barack. "With this...
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Funny story:  Flood causes widespread chaos

Flood causes widespread chaos

The devastation following recent flooding in England has left over 20 homes without cable or satellite television. "It's like living in some kind of shanty town" said Mrs Wha Chu-Lookinat from Northumberland. "I've had to rely on Freeview which...
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Funny story:  New severe Hurricane warning for Florida

New severe Hurricane warning for Florida

With Hurricane Ike hovering off the South East Coast of Florida, America has been told of an even more fierce hurricane following behind from Northern Ireland. This hurricane of Irish origin is currently blowing from Ireland across the Atlantic an...
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Funny story:  Cops  favor 9/10 for mass arrest of 9/11 bastards

Cops favor 9/10 for mass arrest of 9/11 bastards

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Numerology experts in the Met's Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency are poised to swoop on assorted Puppet Monarchy bastards responsible for the World Trade Center attack of 9/11, according to Hellfire Club sources.
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Funny story:  Land fill sites to be a thing of the past

Land fill sites to be a thing of the past

Professor Hugh Jarse revealed today that the Large Halon Collider (LHC) experiment due to take place will be the answer to the current problems associated with refuse disposal. "When the LHC is fired up it will create a black hole. This will give...
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Funny story:  Belichick Puts Bounty On Karma

Belichick Puts Bounty On Karma

Bill Belichick, the New England Patriots Head Coach, was more animated than usual at this morning's Press Conference. There was, of course, only one topic on the agenda - how serious was Tom Brady's injury. "Tom's fucked. I've analyzed it this w...
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Funny story:  Heather Mills in paralympic gold digger finals

Heather Mills in paralympic gold digger finals

Beijing - (Ass Mess): Top UK medal hopeful Heather Mills is in pole position for a record breaking win in the paralympic gold digger finals. Mills, 41, faced stiff competition in the Anna Nicole Smith Memorial heats dedicated in memory of top-heav...
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Funny story:  McCain Iraq sweetener:  troops to get free blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll for Xmas

McCain Iraq sweetener: troops to get free blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll for Xmas

Washington AC/DC - (Rubber Ass Mess): GOP presidential hopeful John McCain played an absolute blinder today by promising US troops stationed in Iraq a free lifesize blow-up latex Sarah Palin doll in their Xmas stockings. Two models are available,...
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Funny story:  Teenager Spay/Neuter Program Criticized

Teenager Spay/Neuter Program Criticized

San Antonio Public Health Director Adrian Rodriguez is sick of seeing so many neglected babies in the San Antonio area. Rodriguez says this is due to the teen pregnancy epidemic that has gripped San Antonio for years and that San Antonio has the high...
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Funny story:  Andrew Lloyd Webber Disses Charles Dickens

Andrew Lloyd Webber Disses Charles Dickens

Musical composer Andrew Lloyd Webber has ended up in hot water again after remarks made in a recent BBC interview. Talking about his most recent BBC showcase in which cheap labour was scouted and cast for his presentation of the classic Lionel Ba...
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Funny story:  Michigan Win Now In Doubt

Michigan Win Now In Doubt

ANN ARBOR, Mich. (AP)-Rich Rodriguez walked off the field as a winner for the first time at Michigan. Not that he was in a particularly victorious mood. Brandon Minor's 15-yard touchdown run with 8:12 to go finally put away Miami of Ohio, helping...
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Funny story:  Letterman Too Late top five Obama jokes

Letterman Too Late top five Obama jokes

Black Humor: Barack Hussein Obama - President of The United States of A. #5. The additional benefit will be death of Osama Bin Laden, from laughing his behind off. #4. Hillary Clinton asks Supreme Court: Can I marry Obama? Yes you can, but you must divorce Bill first. #3. Why Jew voted for Barack Hussein Obama? He has mistaken Obama Hussein Barack for Kadima Ehud Barack.
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Funny story:  Pulling the Cloud over our eyes

Pulling the Cloud over our eyes

Now, as half the world begins to watch the 13th Paralympic Games in Beijing, the other half remains on the sofa still digesting its glorious meal that was the 2008 Beijing Olympic games. What a meal it was too we were treated to a great starter, a fantastic main and a sumptuous desert, all served up in the fantastic birds nest stadium. We can now only wait with baited breathe before our next O...
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Funny story:  Nipple Shots Of Sarah Palin Could Make You $100,000 Richer!

Nipple Shots Of Sarah Palin Could Make You $100,000 Richer!

We have been witness to the incredible story of the first female Republican Party VP choice, Sarah Palin, (current Alaskan Governor), for less than 2 weeks now and both America and the World are still awestruck! She's 44 and she's hot! Not too young, not quite older, but just right, with that magnetic attraction men must hide in the presence of the wife or girlfriend or no sex tonight guys! Learn...
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Funny story:  Obama Snobs It Up in New Campaign Strategy

Obama Snobs It Up in New Campaign Strategy

A leaked video shows the new tack urged on presidential candidate Barack Obama in the face of you-know-who-power, racism, and all that. 'Let's face it, Barack,' says P.R. guru Mo Schmoe, mopping his brow, 'middle America you ain't. You're an urban...
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Funny story:  Palin barracuda proves no match

Palin barracuda proves no match

Of all places the Republican National Convention touted a new species of fish called the Palin Barracuda. The largely unknown species said to have three inch teeth, honeydew hair style, and lipstick. Said to put up a good fight, but a few good wacks...
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Funny story:  Political Campaign Songs - "Saracuda"

Political Campaign Songs - "Saracuda"

Political Campaign Songs - "Saracuda"1970s rock band Heart, led by sisters, Ann and Nancy Wilson have made it perfectly clear to the Republican Party that they do not want them using their 1977 hit song "Barracuda" as Gov. Palin's theme song. The sisters reportedly stated that if the Republican vice-presidential candidate, who prides herself as being a hockey mom, a moose hunter, an ice fisher...
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Funny story:  Hi There Magazine Wins Sarah Palin Baby War!

Hi There Magazine Wins Sarah Palin Baby War!

After a week of tense and sometimes aggressive negotiations Hi There! Magazine has beaten out other high priced bidders and won the right to not publish pictures of Sarah Palins' baby. "It was the highest prices I've ever seen," said a magazine i...
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Funny story:  Researchers Amazed At Subconscious Brainwaves

Researchers Amazed At Subconscious Brainwaves

Researchers from teams within the Neurology and Psychology departments at Liverpool's John Moose University have been conducting research on brainwaves while people were asleep and how this influenced their thoughts when they were awake. They were...
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Funny story:  Cindy McCain reveals why she is a trollop and a cunt

Cindy McCain reveals why she is a trollop and a cunt

Cindy McCain and I are relaxing in the sitting room of her delightful San Diego home when I ask her if the allegations she was called a trollop by John were true? "When John came back from Vietnam his wife was very different following the horrific car accident she suffered. But John suffered too; as he said at the time, 'there's no way I'm fucking that ugly cripple ,'" Cindy remembers. "So I...
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Funny story:  Manchester United Fan Attacks Noel Gallagher Onstage In Toronto

Manchester United Fan Attacks Noel Gallagher Onstage In Toronto

Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher has been assaulted by a Manchester United fan during a concert at the V Festival in Toronto. Gallagher was pushed from behind, and fell off the stage. He was said to have a bruised ego. Noel, and his brother, Liam, a...
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Funny story:  Three-Year-Old Girl To Be The Next James Bond

Three-Year-Old Girl To Be The Next James Bond

There was great excitement today as EON Productions, the owners of the James Bond franchise, announced that Bond is to become female, and that the next person to take the role of 007, will be a 3-year-old girl from Leeming, North Yorkshire. The gi...
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Funny story:  South Park Star Mr. MKay arrested in Russia

South Park Star Mr. MKay arrested in Russia

Moscow, Russia (IPP) - South Park star, Mr. MKay, was arrested in Moscow last night by MKGB agents. The Russian authorities have not released any information on his arrest but did allow an official from the American embassy to check on his health.
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Funny story:  Pavarotti Ate My Picnic

Pavarotti Ate My Picnic

Modena - Over the weekend, while the world of music marked the first anniversary of the death of one its greatest performers, Luciano Pavarotti, one resident of Modena, Pavarotti's birthplace, showed no sign of reverence towards the deceased tenor.
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Funny story:  Florida Gators Win Over UM Reversed by Officials

Florida Gators Win Over UM Reversed by Officials

Miami, Florida (IPP) - Last Saturday's Florida Gator's win over the UM Hurricanes has been reversed by NCAA officials. NCAA president, Jimmy Johnson, told reporters that there were too many bad calls against Miami. Johnson also told reporters tha...
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Funny story:  Loch Ness Monster Mystery Update

Loch Ness Monster Mystery Update

The ancient mystery of Loch Ness and of its Monster, was the subject of a recent investigation by scientists, who say that there is nobody alive who has seen it, and the beast may, in fact, be dead. The Monster has been lurking in the depths of th...
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Funny story:  Stockmarket Freezes And Crashes After New B&B News

Stockmarket Freezes And Crashes After New B&B News

There was more chaos in the Financial Sector this morning, when, amidst chaotic scenes after the startling news of the Bradley & Bingley takeover of Feddie Mac & Fannie Mae, the lights went out at the London Stock Exchange! The news of the...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama requests Surge to stop violence in Chicago

Barack Obama requests Surge to stop violence in Chicago

Reports came out that more people were murdered in Barack Obama's Chicago than U.S. soldiers have died in Iraq and Afghanistan this summer. There were a record 125 murders in Chicago. A CBS affiliated station reported that in fact the number of mu...
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Funny story:  UK Building Society In Freddie Mac & Fannie Mae Takeover Bid

UK Building Society In Freddie Mac & Fannie Mae Takeover Bid

Extraordinary events in the US Finance market this morning, as beleagured UK building society, the Bradley & Bingley, made a successful takeover bid of the troubled Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae mortgage giants. The US companies guarantee or own...
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Funny story:  Bush's New Paunch to Address the Nation!

Bush's New Paunch to Address the Nation!

Exercise freak GW Bush has jogged, biked and horsebacked his way through his almost eight years of presidency. Fitter than most his age, W has prided himself on a tight gut. Not so much any more... as recent photos have revealed a true paunch protrud...
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Funny story:  Skinhead Schmidt Brings Blitzkrieg to McCain War Room!

Skinhead Schmidt Brings Blitzkrieg to McCain War Room!

Commandant Schmidt, one of Dark Lord Rove's cloned offspring has taken over the McCain War Room and now there is no room for the Maverick, free wheeling straight talk that has made McCain interesting. The new campaign style has the Arizona Senato...
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Funny story:  Dark Lord Rove Apologizes for Racist Attack on McCain's Asian Indian Daughter

Dark Lord Rove Apologizes for Racist Attack on McCain's Asian Indian Daughter

Now that John McCain has hired campaign consultancy firm, Rove, Rape and Pillage Inc, the very outfit that roved, raped and pillaged his campaigns in 2000 and 2004, Chief Execution Officer Dark Lord Karl Rove has decided to apologize to his new clien...
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Funny story:  History Channel Bids on RNC vs Christian Broadcasting Channel!

History Channel Bids on RNC vs Christian Broadcasting Channel!

A bidding war broke out over the Republican National Convention video footage between the live in the past History Channel and the look to the heavens Christian broadcasting Network. History Channel rep Neander Thralled said that the McCain Conve...
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Funny story:  NCAA Football Cupcakes Charge Hot Shot Johns Big Bucks for a Lap Dance

NCAA Football Cupcakes Charge Hot Shot Johns Big Bucks for a Lap Dance

Top notch teams, like teenie boys like to find a few cupcakes to put some notches on their gun belts before they get serious. In the old days, you could always find some easy marks for a coke and a movie. But recently the price of collegiate cupcakes...
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Funny story:  It has a ridgy texture

It has a ridgy texture

As far as orgasm is concerned, women fall under two camps: those who experience orgasm and those who do not. In the glossy magazines, we read that there are some women who never experience orgasms during intercourse. They badly need manual help or oral stimulation to reach their climax. To boost the moral of these females, experts say," welcome to the club", and emphasize that intercourse is s...
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Funny story:  Doomsday Cult Leaves Compound for Happy Hour

Doomsday Cult Leaves Compound for Happy Hour

To boost morale after yet another unfulfilled apocalyptic prophecy, members of the Movement To Hallow Earth After Destruction (M-T-HEAD) emerged from their compound and walked down the road apiece to Rudy's Bar for Happy Hour -- $2 beers, $3 well d...
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Funny story:  Bush on visiting Great Wall last month: "I should've said,'Mr Jintao, tear down this wall.'"

Bush on visiting Great Wall last month: "I should've said,'Mr Jintao, tear down this wall.'"

President George Bush was criticized by many for attending last months Olympics in Beijing, China. The country is widely known for it's horrendous human rights record and limitations on basic freedoms. Many called for the leader to boycott the games...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin to Campaign by Snowmobile

Sarah Palin to Campaign by Snowmobile

Anchorage - Sarah Palin has convinced John McCain to campaign for the presidency by snowmobile. While winter may soon set in for the election run in Alaska and the northern states the election gambit may be more difficult to play out in the southern...
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Funny story:  Havoc as BBC Website freezes for 7 seconds

Havoc as BBC Website freezes for 7 seconds

Life seemed so normal at 12.36pm and 20 seconds, but at 12.37pm and 21 seconds the world was turned upside down when the BBC Website froze. Chaos and rioting ensued in the streets of Britain, the biggest since a traffic light froze for 22 seconds at...
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Funny story:  Moose Experience Important To Voters

Moose Experience Important To Voters

A recent Gallup poll indicates that many Americans are concerned about a presidential or vice presidential candidate's knowledge and experience with moose. A surprising 84% of respondents said that the extent of a candidate's moose hunting experience...
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Funny story:  Savile Badgers Woman Into Coma

Savile Badgers Woman Into Coma

A 24 year old woman has today revealed that a sex session with aging TV star Jimmy Savile was so intense that it caused her to pass out. She did not regain consciousness for three weeks. Speaking from her hospital bed, Wendy Marks of Routlidge,...
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