Funny story:  Michael Vaughan Scores Big 100

Michael Vaughan Scores Big 100

Michael Vaughan, the former England cricket captain, gave the IPL selectors a belated nudge yesterday by storming back to form with a masterful innings in which he scored a magnificent century. Vaughan was playing against youngsters in a park near...
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Funny story:  Rejected License Plate Slogans

Rejected License Plate Slogans

I recently traveled to Kalamazoo, Michigan where the largest automotive museum in the world is located. The Abraham Lincoln Commemorative Automotive Museum which is just about as big as Rhode Island and Dodge City, Kansas put together was established in 1975 with a subsidy grant from The Ulysses S. Grant Ford Lincoln Subsidy Grant Foundation. I had a nice visit with the museum's curator, P...
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Funny story:  Good Ole Granpops.

Good Ole Granpops.

I remember my granpop from the old country. I would go and visit him there from time to time. He was always ready to give me good advice and often I found myself confiding in him. I graduated from college with a degree in political science and went to work in Washington DC to learn the ropes. I've been there a while now but I am not really happy and I recently discussed my job with Gramps on a...
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Funny story:  Chevron to become US Lender of Last Resort

Chevron to become US Lender of Last Resort

San Ramon, Ca - (Big Fat Oil Mess): A secret capitalization deal between five highly liquid Arabian-based Sovereign Wealth Funds and the Chevron Corporation has created a vast new global cash-stash to rival the US Treasury's aspirations of becoming A...
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Funny story:  Turner Prize nominee in shortlist shock

Turner Prize nominee in shortlist shock

Roger Me-Butt was today amazed to discover he was nominated to win the Turner Prize. Roger, who had never had a published work of art before, had neglected to empty his ashtray when it was spotted by a judge from the Turner committee. "Quite fr...
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Funny story:  Johnny Depp to be the new voice of Stephen Hawking

Johnny Depp to be the new voice of Stephen Hawking

World famous boffin, Stephen Hawking, has announced he is to have a total image makeover and he is starting with his voice. The recognizable computer staccato is to be replaced by none other that Captain Jack Sparrow actor, Johnny Depp. "The idea...
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Funny story:  $333 Million a Day!

$333 Million a Day!

CRAWFORD, Texas - President Bush in light of the amazingly horrible state of the economy was asked while spending the weekend at his Texas home located on his Lazy Bar B Arrogant Longhorn Ranch how in the civilized world he can justify continuing the...
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Funny story:  Police crackdown on rogue criminals

Police crackdown on rogue criminals

The Metropolitan Police today announced a major new initiative to crack down on crime. New rules will mean that criminals will have to register with the local police before commencing activities. "We hope the new system will mean less duplicati...
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Funny story:  Americans Invent New Gymnastic Event For 2012 Olympics

Americans Invent New Gymnastic Event For 2012 Olympics

Americans today invented a new gymnastic sport for the 2012 Olympics, and called it Defining Americans On Parallel Bars. Speaking from Illinois, Senator Token O'Babblama said: 'Yes, for too long Americans have just called themselves Americans, but...
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Funny story:  Somali pirates seize crashed Iranian UFO

Somali pirates seize crashed Iranian UFO

Indian Ocean - (WTF? Mess): Somali pirates are maintaining a tense stand-off with US whoreships after ramming an Iranian vessel and seizing its cargo of a crashed UFO. The downed craft had been seen menacing the Rev Sun Myung Moon's chopper over T...
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Funny story:  Brazil government 'worst blogger'

Brazil government 'worst blogger'

Sao Paulo - (Cyberspace Mess): The government of Brazil has been named as the worst blogger about hair-raising Amazon Rainforest crap. A pan-Latin American stink tank, The Ministry of Thought, Word and Deed, blames the state-run Brazilian Institut...
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Funny story:  President Sarah Palin's first order of business

President Sarah Palin's first order of business

February 1, 2009. President John McCain died in his sleep. President Palin makes her first phone call as President of the United States. She calls Vlad Putin. After a polite greeting, Palin says, "I've been thinking Vladdy boy, that you and I should settle our differences. Perhaps you ought to bring your newest Kalashnikov, and we'll have at it." Palin urges her Russian language interp...
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Funny story:  Charlie Gibson interviews Sarah Palin

Charlie Gibson interviews Sarah Palin

Having softened the deep wrinkle between his brows with Restylane and Botox, Charlie Gibson hops on the three-day, non-stop, direct flight from New York to Anchorage to interview Governor Sarah Palin. From Anchorage he takes a puddle jumper to Juneau, the Alaskan seat of government. Population: 30k (but most of those are cruiseship passengers on the way to Mendenhall glacier). "Good Morning C...
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Funny story:  The Last Presidential Debate of 2008

The Last Presidential Debate of 2008

Monday, November 3, 2008. Day before the 56th consecutive quadrennial United States presidential election. John McCain and Barack Obama are neck-to-neck in the polls. They'd agreed to have one last debate, make their case before the American people go out to vote. Looking amiable, the two men shake hands, but their backs are erect, arms rigid, robot like. Tom Brokaw clears his throat and...
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Funny story:  Republicans.  Protect your brand. Vote Democrat.

Republicans. Protect your brand. Vote Democrat.

Ok, I'm an independent, but if I were a Republican I'd vote for the Democrats come November. That is, if I really, really loved my political party. Why? I can't think of a worse time to lead this nation. The mess we're in will take years to clean up. And cleaning is such a thankless job, so why not let the Democrats do it. They're good at it. So, Republicans, listen up. Take tha...
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Funny story:  Seven Reasons Why McCain Won't be President

Seven Reasons Why McCain Won't be President

1. Palin. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan and never let the First Dude forget he's the man, but when it comes to the Russians, Iranians and their nukes? Hmm. I don't know. 2. He's not very colorful. He never fathered a black child out of wedlock and his Vietnam days didn't make him mentally unstable. Boring! 3. He's forgetful. Says he opposes...
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Funny story:  Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Be President

Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Be President

1. He's black. I wouldn't be writing this if he were white. 2. He doesn't have an underage pregnant daughter. Obama's narrative would improve if his underage pregnant daughter hoped to marry the white kid whose bio reads: "I'm a f**kin' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. But I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, sho...
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Funny story:  Why the bailout didn't pass

Why the bailout didn't pass

Neither side wanted to blink first, so in the end 133 Reps and 94 Dems voted against the rescue plan. Maybe these legislators just couldn't approve a $700 billion dollar bailout after they heard us screaming bloody murder all week. "Why should we bail out Wall Street fat cats and also give golden parachutes?", "Why should we use $700 billion to buy bad paper", "Where is that money going to c...
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Funny story:  That Dreaded 3:00 AM Call

That Dreaded 3:00 AM Call

The red phone rings at the White House at 3:00 AM. Cindy McCain answers. "Hellooo, who the heck is calling at this hour?" Mrs. McCain sits up on the bed in the Master Bedroom. The President sleeps peacefully, curled up next to her. "Mrs. McCain, I must speak with your husband. The Venezuelans have in invaded Colombia…" the man sounds urgent. "Is this another sales call?" she interrupts...
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Funny story:  My Fair Lady Redux

My Fair Lady Redux

In this version of the musical, Henry Higgins, er, Henry Kissinger trains Eliza Doolittle, er, Sarah Palin, to dance political Cha Cha at the upcoming Debate Ball. Kissinger's goal is to cause the inexperienced woman to look sophisticated and worldly. She has memorized 200 flash cards in anticipation of her first training session with Kissinger. It's a cool, quiet afternoon somewhere in...
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Funny story:  Home Depot to sell Adult toys.

Home Depot to sell Adult toys.

It's more than nuts and screws - Home Depot Inc, has announced today it's intention to open sales and service to an Adult Toy product line. In keeping with the building and home products diversification, room is being created in aisles and sections i...
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Funny story:  Ramos' Hotspur Makeover

Ramos' Hotspur Makeover

Troubled bottom of the league still yet to win a game going down next season Tottenham Hotspur, have managed to make themselves look even worse by going on a geometric rampage! The north London side who are struggling for money have launched majo...
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Funny story:  Anderson Cooper Interviews Sarah Palin

Anderson Cooper Interviews Sarah Palin

CNN's Anderson Cooper, 41, interviewed GOP vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, 44, at CNN's Studio 7-E in the Bronx. Here is the transcript of that interview: AC: Hello Ms. Palin, first of all let me just say that you look lovely dressed in that pink 'I Love Icebergs' T-Shirt and those tight-fitting Gap Jeans, although personally I think you would look much better in a pair of Gloria Vande...
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Funny story:  Jade Goody Responsible for Massive Fall in Profits

Jade Goody Responsible for Massive Fall in Profits

A leading cancer research charity has blamed its dramatic fall in revenue on Big Brother racist Jade Goody. Goody, 27, was diagnosed with cancer just over a month ago whilst appearing on India's Big Brother programme. Since the airing of Miss Goo...
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Funny story:  McCartney, Lennon reunited once more

McCartney, Lennon reunited once more

In a miraculous event, Paul McCartney and John Lennon have been reunited in, of all places, Bulgaria. McCartney was on a private trip recently to Sofia (issuing writs to noncomplying internet music purchasers) when he met John in the slum dwellin...
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Funny story:  McCain's a Dem Hag

McCain's a Dem Hag

It wasn't long ago that the Republican Party (Senator McCain included) endorsed every bill put before it by the Bush administration. Those days are long gone. American taxpayers woke up one day and felt their wallets lighter, slimmer. The cost...
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Funny story:  Bill Clinton to promote cigars

Bill Clinton to promote cigars

In the wake of Hilary Clinton's unsuccessful attempt for the presidential candidacy, husband Bill has agreed to promote and advocate the once popular cigar. The former president is unconcerned by his spurious connection with the stogey (re the Mo...
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Funny story:  George Michael addicted to crack in more ways than one

George Michael addicted to crack in more ways than one

Out of a toilet in a darkened night club in Los Angeles, George Michael was once again caught with his pants down & his nose in crack, smoking crack. He admitted to being in possession of a crack, but felt he should not be charged as he had...
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Funny story:  Obama Announces Foreign Policy

Obama Announces Foreign Policy

Here are some of the comments made by Barack Obama during the first presidential debate. "We've desperately got to give a human face to U.S. imperialism. If the rest of the world doesn't like us going around raping, pillaging, and plundering smaller countries, that's a real serious problem. "Supporting ruthless despots and tyrants is our God-given right. Moreover, it's the life's blood of ou...
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Funny story:  Paralympics Swimming Death Shock

Paralympics Swimming Death Shock

Today Paralympics chiefs have admitted that the Tibeten freestyle wheelchair swimming event turned into a disaster ending in the death of all seven disabled athletes. Unfortunately, due to no-one being able to hear the starter gun underwater, the...
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Funny story:  Led Zeppelin Split

Led Zeppelin Split

British rock band, Led Zeppelin, have dashed fans' hopes of seeing them live ever again by announcing that the group have split, and are unlikely to reform before Christmas. Frontman Robert Plant cited 'old age and senility' as the two main reason...
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Funny story:  Bush's Lame Duck Admin Goes Web Feet Up!

Bush's Lame Duck Admin Goes Web Feet Up!

Many US Presidential administrations have experienced a decline in influence in their final year. Thus the term,lame duck came into being. Even twice elected Presidents have had to face some dimunition in their prestige and power. But Presidentia...
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Funny story:  McCain Crashes Navy Plane into Pirate Ship Near Mozambique!

McCain Crashes Navy Plane into Pirate Ship Near Mozambique!

The pirates off East African shores have been a constant threat to safety on the high seas. Recently they ship-jack a arms laden boat and fled with the deadly cargo. That is until Navy veteran John McCain found out. Right after abandoning his c...
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Funny story:  Dow Drops 666; McCain Claims Obama is the Anti-Christ!

Dow Drops 666; McCain Claims Obama is the Anti-Christ!

Elder statesman McCain and his Christian Fundie running mate Sarah Palin accused Barack Obama of being the Anti- Christ who is ushering in the end times and the Battle of Armageddon. The evidence offered by the Republicans was the 666 points the...
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Funny story:  Palin Imprisoned in Fortress of Solitude to Prepare for Biden Debate!

Palin Imprisoned in Fortress of Solitude to Prepare for Biden Debate!

Former Beauty and Queen of Wasilla, Alaska has been less than impressive in her role as VPILF of the Repub party. Palin has stumbled in interview after interview (well, true she only had two) and the party handlers have kept her on a short leash.
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Funny story:  Bush AG Speedy Gonzalez, World's Fastest Firer, to be Investigated by Special Prosecutor!

Bush AG Speedy Gonzalez, World's Fastest Firer, to be Investigated by Special Prosecutor!

Alberto "Speedy" Gonzalez may have been the world's fastest hatchet man for the Bush administration. Nine US attorneys were dispatched from their jobs with lightning speed as Bush AG punished good workers for being...democrats. Now a special pr...
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Funny story:  Wall Street holds the baby over the balcony while "Capital" Hill debates and votes on bailout

Wall Street holds the baby over the balcony while "Capital" Hill debates and votes on bailout

New York, New York - Today a militant group of Wall Street investment bankers dressed in black ankle length overcoats, wearing shaded sunglasses and gay fedora hats stood on the opening and closing balcony of the New York Stock Exchange. Overlooking...
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Funny story:  No Worries

No Worries

I'm not really worried about the credit crunch, or the world banking crisis, because I'm financially insolvent anyway. So what does all this mean to me? Nothing. Zilch. Because if you don't have nothing, then there's nothing anybody can take away from you. So don't worry, be happy, just pretend that half your nation's GDP has been well invested by city suited types who (allegedly) d...
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