Funny story:  Gnarly Erik and Jesus Budda Spotted Sipping Lemonade On Beach Together

Gnarly Erik and Jesus Budda Spotted Sipping Lemonade On Beach Together

Maverick former TheSpoof.com contributors Gnarly Erik and Jesus Budda were recently photographed by camera-wielding Paparazzi at an undisclosed beach location somewhere in the tropics. Hiding beneath a healthy layer of zinc oxide ointment, the pai...
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Funny story:  Heads or Tails

Heads or Tails

LINCOLN, NEBRASKA - The United States Mint has just announced that the Lincoln Penny will have a new look next year. Officials said that it is the first change in 50 years. A Mint employee who spoke on condition of anonymity said that the new pen...
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Funny story:  Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery On The Increase

Vaginal Cosmetic Surgery On The Increase

Designer cosmetic surgery has come a long way since facelifts started it all way back in the fashion-conscious 1970s, but today's women have more on their minds than what their faces look like - they want their vaginas looking their best as well!...
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Funny story:  Aliens invade thanks to Google

Aliens invade thanks to Google

Mountain View CA: After announcing that its search engine has discovered life on another planet, Google admitted today that it had made a complete hash of the aliens intentions, as several hundred alien motherships flew over major cities around the w...
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Funny story:  Referee found to be singing sectarian songs!

Referee found to be singing sectarian songs!

Yesterday it was reported that newly promoted referee Boaby Puller was found to have been singing sectarian songs during shifts at work, while in church and also found on his iPod. When Contacted for comment the IFA said they had none as it is ok...
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Funny story:  UEFA strike deal with Manchester City Council

UEFA strike deal with Manchester City Council

UEFA have struck a deal with Manchester City Council when it was decided to demolish the city for the way of the new super casino. The way in which UEFA will help with the demolition of Manchester has been by drawing Manchester Hibernian FC with...
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Funny story:  Man City To Buy Michael Owen

Man City To Buy Michael Owen

Manchester City, the richest football club in the world, are to break into the transfer market once again in January, to snap up the Newcastle United striker Michael Owen. Owen has become disillusioned with life on Tyneside, and the recent shenani...
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Funny story:  Blue Screen of Death knocks out the Big Bang Machine

Blue Screen of Death knocks out the Big Bang Machine

Geneva: The Big Bang machine stopped working today after it developed the Blue Screen of Death. Said Cerns director Professor Wolfgang "Yes we can confirm the Hadron Collider stopped today due to the blue screen of death, a common fault in windows...
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Funny story:  US Olympic Committee Identifies Secret Decades Old Red Chinese Plot!

US Olympic Committee Identifies Secret Decades Old Red Chinese Plot!

Licking their wounds after the Beijing Olympics resulted in more Shiny Bling Bling for the Chinese team, The US Olympic Committee was motivated to do some research into the US bumbling in Beijing. The resulting report published in Sour Grapes, the Sp...
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Funny story:  Economist Adam Smith Visits U. S. Congress

Economist Adam Smith Visits U. S. Congress

Adam Smith, dead since 1790, came back to earth recently to comment on the current crisis in financial markets. In light of the present problems in the American economy, many now question Smith's famous economic doctrine of the "invisible hand"...
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Funny story:  Eighty-eight-year-old grandmother wins State Lottery! "Thank you God for having such a great sense of humor," says Grandma

Eighty-eight-year-old grandmother wins State Lottery! "Thank you God for having such a great sense of humor," says Grandma

New Britain, Connecticut - Holding no animosity against God for allowing her to win one million dollars in the Connecticut state lottery in the autumn of her life, Rose Marie-Mathews, a great-great-great grandmother at 88, instead thanks him for havi...
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Funny story:  Google Land

Google Land

LAFAYETTE, LOUISIANA - Well, it's official, Google has jumped into the cell phone business arena. The new Google Phone (The T-Mobile G1 Android Powered Phone) will sell for $179. A senior spokesman for Google, Giovanni 'The Google Dude' Drypool h...
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Funny story:  The Iron Man is really a woman!

The Iron Man is really a woman!

"In my Chemistry exam, one of the questions was 'Prove the Iron Man is a woman?' That's a hard question to answer I thought, until all of a sudden the solution hit me like a bolt from the blue! Iron = Fe Man = Male Therefore, Iron Man = Female. Now that's Irony for you!"...
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Funny story:  Pigs Start To Fly!

Pigs Start To Fly!

The Rockefeller's, Rothschild's and the few other secretive elite banking families that privately own nearly all the central banks, federal reserves and other such institutions that most 'peons' thought were run by their governments, are today planni...
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Funny story:  Congressional hearings on Wall Street bailout plan attempt to put a minority scapegoat face on sub-prime mortgage meltdown

Congressional hearings on Wall Street bailout plan attempt to put a minority scapegoat face on sub-prime mortgage meltdown

Washington, D.C. - Eager to pass off the sub-prime mortgage meltdown was the White Man's Burden instead of unchecked Wall Street greed, Congressional hearings on the one trillion dollar bailout for investment bankers will feature testimony form minor...
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Funny story:  Alaska vs. Iceland

Alaska vs. Iceland

ALBUQUERQUE, NEW MEXICO - When the United States sent warships into the Black Sea that move angered Russia. When Russia sent a warship into the Carribean Sea that move angered the U.S. Now reports have surfaced that Iceland has sent a canoe into...
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Funny story:  SLAG's and TART's in battle for customers

SLAG's and TART's in battle for customers

It was revealed today that the paramilitary wing of the Sainsbury's Local chain had begun moving into Tesco's Metro held territories in North London. The Sainsbury's Local Assault Group, (SLAG), had succesfully attacked a Tesco Metro in Camden.
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Funny story:  British personal computer catches Microsoft and Apple sleeping

British personal computer catches Microsoft and Apple sleeping

Sir Clive Sinclair came out of retirement to launch a brand new pc he hope that will revolutionise the home market. "In one small compact unit I believe I have developed the machine of the future." said Sir Clive. A multi million pound facility...
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Funny story:  Man dies of Procrastination

Man dies of Procrastination

Roger Wellington, 46, from Tanworth has been the first man in history to die from Procrastination. 'He was just doing nothing, like he always did' said his wife, Loretta Boot, 64. 'He said he would do it later, but most days when he got home from...
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Funny story:  New renewable fuel source trialled

New renewable fuel source trialled

Professor Hugh Jarse the top UK scientist revealed today that a new renewable fuel source was now one step closer to mass production. "It has taken many years of research and thousands of pounds of investment but I believe we now have an energy so...
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Funny story:  David Blaine's latest stunt will never be a record

David Blaine's latest stunt will never be a record

As David Blaine began his latest stunt, the Guinness World Records company have revealed that no matter how long he hangs it will not be a world record. Spokesman Cedric Bigglesworth said "Mr Blaine has forgotten that hanging upside down is nothin...
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Funny story:  Iowa woman claims husband can cure world hunger from his ass.

Iowa woman claims husband can cure world hunger from his ass.

An Iowa farm wife has contacted various news and wire services with the fantastic, if true, claim that her husband can cure world hunger. Francesca Delaney of Madison County, claims her husband, farmer, part time inventor, Jeb, has successfully gr...
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Funny story:  Brown challenges rebels

Brown challenges rebels

Gordon brown today laid down the gauntlet to Labour Party rebels, using his keynote speech at the party conference to outline his way forward. "Today I urge all of you to rally behind me as we negotiate this difficult time. Anyone who wants to mou...
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Funny story:  5,000 year old Working Vagina Discovered

5,000 year old Working Vagina Discovered

The vagina of a 5000 year old mummy, just discovered in an overlooked antechamber of King Tutankhamun's tomb, has a fully functional vagina. Archeologist, Doctor Wendell Waddrippins, a modern day Indiana Jones, announced this amazing discovery.
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Funny story:  David Blaine To Work Mundane Job For Forty Five Years

David Blaine To Work Mundane Job For Forty Five Years

US illusionist David Blaine is to take on his biggest challenge yet in a feat of endurance that has silenced even his harshest critics. "I will go to new parts of my mind, " he said, "I will wake up at six thirty every morning and travel to an of...
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Funny story:  McCain Camp Pounds NY Times; Praises The Spoof/Murdoch Intrigued!

McCain Camp Pounds NY Times; Praises The Spoof/Murdoch Intrigued!

NY/NY Herald Tribune (Frog Edition) - Reacting violently to continued slams against the Republican Party and a journalistic pass to the Democrats' Presidential choice, Republican spokesmen lashed out at the Media Apologist for Barack Obama calling...
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Funny story:  Muhammad Ali To Captain Europe 2010 Ryder Cup Team

Muhammad Ali To Captain Europe 2010 Ryder Cup Team

Muhammad Ali, the former World Heavyweight Boxing Champion, has tonight been selected as the European team captain for the 2010 Ryder Cup event to be staged at the Celtic Manor Resort on the outskirts of Newport in South Wales. Ali, who was introd...
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Funny story:  Newcastle in Nigerian 419 scammer buyout

Newcastle in Nigerian 419 scammer buyout

Reports today in the UK national press that a major consortium of Nigerian businessmen are in plans to takeover Newcastle United, were in fact part of a 419 scam, it was later revealed. Owner Mike Ashley had appointed London based Seymour Pierce t...
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Funny story:  US To Make Hummus Illegal; Bush to Sign into Law Today

US To Make Hummus Illegal; Bush to Sign into Law Today

In a move to keep Middle Eastern terrorists out of the United States, the Congress approved a bill to make the consumption of hummus illegal in the United States and its territories. "If we don't have what they like to eat, they will not come here...
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Funny story:  Da Vinci Porn Revealed

Da Vinci Porn Revealed

Art detectives, working with thermal global imagery, have uncovered beneath layers of overpainting, a Leonardo da Vinci. "I don't think this will be on general public display", said Art Heritage's Preservation Society spokesperson, Chadwick Wedge...
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Funny story:  No Room at Ibrox For Barry

No Room at Ibrox For Barry

Barry Ferguson today reported for training at Ibrox stadium and was told to train with reserve and youth players. Contrary to reports in the press that the inspirational Rangers captain was recovering from injury, this reporter understands that Ca...
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Funny story:  George Michael to build his own private "public toilet"

George Michael to build his own private "public toilet"

George Michael, the popular singing star and the "am" bit of Eighties group "Wham" is to build his own private 'public toilet' in the garden of his London home, in, er, London. At a press conference following yet another arrest for doing naughty t...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown says nothing and wins over doubters

Gordon Brown says nothing and wins over doubters

Gordon Brown delighted the Labour Party conference today when he delivered his keynote speech in mime form. Party members were treated to a charades style speech and were encouraged to shout out their answers to his prime ministerial antics. "I...
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Funny story:  Ice-Age UFO entombed under Ground Zero glacier

Ice-Age UFO entombed under Ground Zero glacier

Lower Manhattan, NYC - (X-Files Mess): An Ice-Age UFO has been found frozen in time/space amid the remains of a glacier 5,000 ft below Ground Zero, according to reports. The pre-Atlantis Era craft was discovered entombed in sub-permafrost after Ex...
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Funny story:  Bush Cancels Election, Declares State of Emergency

Bush Cancels Election, Declares State of Emergency

President George W. Bush shocked the nation today by cancelling the previously scheduled November general election. President Bush made his announcement in a hastily arranged and nationally televised address to the American people broadcast live from...
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Funny story:  Washington fiddles while America burns

Washington fiddles while America burns

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Bush, his Cabinet, advisers, and leading members of Congress are to lock themselves away in the White House on a crisis management course, in order to put off deciding how to solve the looming economic disaster facing Wal...
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Funny story:  Oprah is to be new 'Grand Wizzard' of KKK

Oprah is to be new 'Grand Wizzard' of KKK

'Billionaire professional gossip' Oprah has been named the new Grand Wizzard of the Ku Klux Klan. In a bid to bring the Klan into the 21st Century the white supremacists have recruited Oprah to change their image. Rachael Penandgraft National s...
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Funny story:  You can't polish a turd says Brown

You can't polish a turd says Brown

MANCHESTER, ENGLAND - The Prime Minister delivered a robust speech to the Labour Party conference today, defending his record and explaining why he was the best man to steer the country through difficult economic times. He also rebuffed critics of h...
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Funny story:  Lewis Hamilton 25-Second Penalty Reduced!

Lewis Hamilton 25-Second Penalty Reduced!

McLaren driver Lewis Hamilton is back in the running for the Formula 1 Motor Racing World Championship when his 25-second penalty was reduced today, after a successful appeal to the FIA in Paris yesterday. His penalty was reduced to a 24-second pe...
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Funny story:  Letter to Chancellor Mr Dahling

Letter to Chancellor Mr Dahling

Dear Mr Dahling (sic) Trusting this letter finds you and the Government keeping well. One can only sit back and hope that the Exchequer enjoys the millions of pounds it receives each day from the Great British Motorist, who, as time marches on, becomes more and more disenfranchised with successive Governments. You may have ended 14 years of Tory rule the same (well approximately the same) nu...
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Funny story:  New anti-social website launched

New anti-social website launched

A new website - Fiends Disunited - has been launched to help keep divorcees, neighbours from hell, asbo collectors and James Blunt apart. By filling in a simple registration process, people then build up a profile gaining them points towards their...
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Funny story:  Palin to Charge War Widows for Caskets

Palin to Charge War Widows for Caskets

Washington DC - Alaska Gov. and Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin will require widows and widowers of deceased service men and women to pay for their loved one's caskets. The Department of Defense has requested that Congress work...
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Funny story:  Palin Puts on Presidential Kneepads for Lebanon's President Sulieman!

Palin Puts on Presidential Kneepads for Lebanon's President Sulieman!

Republicunt VPMILF Candie Sarah Palin has been undergoing a crash course in international affairs. Palin, who only got a passport yesterday, will be visiting the UN in NYC with a tour group of Alaskan natives as part of her Wasilla High School Re...
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Funny story:  Sorcerer Simon Hogwarts Sees Brown's Demise in Eagle's Entrails!

Sorcerer Simon Hogwarts Sees Brown's Demise in Eagle's Entrails!

The future has fascinated and ultimately eluded those who would seek to know its secrets. Simon Hogwarts, The Guardian of London's sorcerer in chief has ventured onto the thin ice of political prediction in reference to PMS Gordie Brown and his recen...
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Funny story:  Methane timebomb discovered in Michael Moore's Y-Fronts

Methane timebomb discovered in Michael Moore's Y-Fronts

Controversial film-maker and polemicist, Michael Moore, produces 60% of the world's methane, experts revealed last night. However it could mark the end of the world if he ever unleashes even a fraction of the monstrous amount of gas which scientis...
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Funny story:  Thought Balloons Appear in House of Commons

Thought Balloons Appear in House of Commons

London - Thought balloons mysteriously appeared over the heads of Members of Parliament last week in the House of Commons disrupting proceedings. Speaker Michael Martin was at a loss as to how to proceed as protocols are largely based on speaking, no...
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Funny story:  League of Women Voters Forces McCain and Obama Into 'Mock Duel' Before First Presidential Debate

League of Women Voters Forces McCain and Obama Into 'Mock Duel' Before First Presidential Debate

The impartial League of Women Voters has been in discussion with both the GOP and Dem campaign managers and for the first time is making a political statement. "We at The League of Women Voters are intervening in this divisive Presidential campaign i...
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Funny story:  Baltimore to Ban Plastic Bags

Baltimore to Ban Plastic Bags

The Baltimore MD City Council is considering a resolution to ban the use of plastic supermarket bags and condoms. Suitable substitutes, such as paper bags, reusable bags or existing bags have been proposed. The Baltimore Bag Ladies Association and...
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