Funny story:  Labour Pay People To Fill Seats At Conference

Labour Pay People To Fill Seats At Conference

Many people are wondering today as to who was actually filling the seats in the audience of the Labour conference, as no one with any sense would want to - that is unless they wanted to hurl obscenities at the so called politicians. This confusion wa...
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Funny story:  Paul McCartney and Brian Wilson To Reform Beatles

Paul McCartney and Brian Wilson To Reform Beatles

New Yawk NY-- Sir Paul McCartney and Brian Wilson gave a joint press conference at Rocketfella Center to announce the reformation of 'The Beatles'. The new group will be called 'The Silver Beatles', both to commemorate The Beatles original name a...
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Funny story:  Chinese Gymnasts

Chinese Gymnasts

OSLO, NORWAY - The leading detective agency in Norway, The Norwegian Wood Detective Agency, is getting ready to break the story that Chinese olympic gold medal winners, He Kexin, and Jiang Yuyuan are not really 16 as they claim to be, but are in actu...
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Funny story:  The Bush-McCain $700 billion banker bailout: One billion dollars to each of the top 700 bankers

The Bush-McCain $700 billion banker bailout: One billion dollars to each of the top 700 bankers

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - George Bush and John McCain revealed on Saturday that their $700 billion dollar banker bailout entails giving one billion dollars to each of the top 700 Wall Street bankers they know. "Sure one billion dollars sounds like...
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Funny story:  Chelsea v. Manchester United Latest

Chelsea v. Manchester United Latest

There was great excitement tonight, ahead of tomorrow's big match, when Manchester United travel to Stamford Bridge to take on Chelsea in the battle of last season's Premiership Top Two. United haven't exactly impressed this season, and currently...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Invites President Bush To Alaska

Sarah Palin Invites President Bush To Alaska

I recently had the distinct honor of having a one-on-one interview with Sarah Palin. I asked her about her infatuation with hunting. She replied, "You know, B.Z. ever since I was a little girl, I have just always preferred blasting defenseless animals whether they were moose, caribou, elk, cute little rabbits, harmless little squirrels, or innocent beavers, ah, let's make that woodchucks. In f...
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Funny story:  Kes The Pantomime

Kes The Pantomime

Pantomime goers are said to be tiring of the same old stories, of charming princes, no mortal danger, and a rousing happy ending where everyone is happy (except for Buttons, and everyone who is left behind while the lead characters go off to a life o...
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Funny story:  Brangelina heading for Splitsville?  Brad Shiloh and Jen seen in local boutique while Angie remains a no-show!

Brangelina heading for Splitsville? Brad Shiloh and Jen seen in local boutique while Angie remains a no-show!

Is there trouble in Brangelina land? Rumors have picked up pace that things are not quite as rosy as they seem with the Jolie-Pitt famille. An unnamed source said: "With six kids, lack of sleep and privacy Brad has been feeling more and more li...
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Funny story:  World Leaders Find Plan to Solve Energy Crisis!

World Leaders Find Plan to Solve Energy Crisis!

President Bush, self-appointed Leader of the World, has announced that all of the world's governments have come together in agreement with a plan that will solve both the energy crisis and global warming in the entire world. Everyone is asked to r...
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Funny story:  Monopoly becomes unplayable after failure of bank

Monopoly becomes unplayable after failure of bank

The hugely popular game of Monopoly has become unplayable after it became the latest victim of the global economic situation, this reporter has learned. A spokesperson for Monopoly listed the various problems that have called a halt to the game:...
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Funny story:  ITV Badger Cuts

ITV Badger Cuts

Following the heart-breaking news that the BBC has had to make some recent budget cuts, ITV has revealed that it no longer employs Badgers in its staff. Mr Ian TV told us: 'We used to employ Badgers here. When they weren't working for us, they wer...
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Funny story:  Dolly Parton To Tour With The Rolling Stones

Dolly Parton To Tour With The Rolling Stones

NASHVILLE - An assistant to country music legend Dolly Parton, 62, has reported that Ms. Dolly will be going on a 73-city tour with The Rolling Stones beginning in April of 2009. Surprisingly Parton will not be singing or playing music, she will...
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Funny story:  Brown gets £1m Rowling hush money

Brown gets £1m Rowling hush money

London - (Cover-up Mess): Serial children's story thief JK Rowling has given Prime Monster Gorgon Brown a £1m bung. The backhander follows a lot of No 10 whinging about the credit crunch affecting the price of perverting the course of justice thes...
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Funny story:  Selena cheating on Nick...with Joe!

Selena cheating on Nick...with Joe!

American teens were shocked when pictures were published of Selena Gomez and Joe Jonas. As everyone knows, Selena was dating Joe's younger brother, Nick. Nick invited her to his brother's birthday party and Selena and Joe immediately hit it off. Insi...
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Funny story:  Dog shows just don't get RESPECT

Dog shows just don't get RESPECT

Dog shows have been described by The Royal Epic Society for the Prevention of Evil Cruelty Too (RESPECT) as promoting "unacceptably high levels of disability, deformity and disease" in breeds of pedigree dogs. RESPECT has announced it will no longer be attending such shows in protest. Chief veterginarian at RESPECT Brad Pit said: "Dog shows using current breed standards as the main judging...
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Funny story:  Millions Expected to Attend BNP Rally

Millions Expected to Attend BNP Rally

BNP (British Nutcase Party) activists are due to rally in Stoke-on-Trent to protest the conviction and sentencing of an Asian man who killed a party member. Habib White, (Asian / brown-skinned), was sentenced to 250 hours of community service and...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown realises he IS actually leading the country

Gordon Brown realises he IS actually leading the country

After almost a while as Prime Minister of the UK, Gordon Brown realised yesterday that he is leading the country. Up to now, he thought Tony Blair was in charge, and didn't realise he was actually Prime Minister himself until just before dinner ye...
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Funny story:  Wall Street Journal Mentions TheSpoof.com

Wall Street Journal Mentions TheSpoof.com

It started with a small thing and then grew into a complex ecosystem. No, it's not the universe, or the Earth. It's TheSpoof.com. Sometime in the distant past, um ... past 7 years, a lone writer wrote the first spoof on TheSpoof.com. That tiny spoof...
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Funny story:  2008 Ryder Cup Captain Nick Faldo Is Crap In Bed, Claims Ex-wife

2008 Ryder Cup Captain Nick Faldo Is Crap In Bed, Claims Ex-wife

Nick Faldo, the European Ryder Cup captain, may have more on his plate than the US team this weekend at Valhalla, with one of his ex-wives Valerie Bercher claiming that "Nick is crap in bed". Europe's Odin is in Valhalla with the team to try to re...
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Funny story:  AIG has name changed to "BIG" like in "Sex in the City" Mr. Big

AIG has name changed to "BIG" like in "Sex in the City" Mr. Big

Washington, DC - With the full backing of the Fed -- that is the solvency of the nation's backbone: The American taxpayer -- AIG announced today that it changed its name to [Mr.] BIG. So to appeal to the latest report designed to continue to feed and...
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Funny story:  Bush Regulations Stop his Wife and Daughters from Planning their Families!

Bush Regulations Stop his Wife and Daughters from Planning their Families!

The two children at once Bushes under the extreme influence of extremely procreative Sarah Palin and her impotent toadie husband Todd have passed regulations that will block the reproductive rights of women. No abortions, no sterilization, no contraception are the requirements are the lame duck Bush administration. Bush's post menopausal momma Barbara told her ignorant son to keep his regula...
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Funny story:  A Paen for Yankee Stadium

A Paen for Yankee Stadium

My perspective from the 60's conjures up a bunch of sewer rat Irish-German kids hunting the garbage cans of the back alleys for enough deposit bottles to finance enough fifty cent bleacher tickets for a gang of ten. On a really lucky day we scavenged surplus profits for five hot dogs and sodas to share. But fed or starved the real good fortune came from sitting fifty feet away from Mr. Micke...
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Funny story:  Bush Was Text Messaging While American Economy Crashed!

Bush Was Text Messaging While American Economy Crashed!

The dangers of cell phones have been rumored to be relete. Cancer of the ear, jaw and cheekmay be one of the mobile phones hazards. Car smash ups, train wrecks and soon to an airport near you, plane crashes all have been attributed or will be to the...
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Funny story:  Diary of a Telepathic Sasquatch: written by a demon.

Diary of a Telepathic Sasquatch: written by a demon.

Day one - Dear Diary, Ahhhrrrrrrg.Lets get started. Start writing to me what I sense you because I do not know how to write. Although this is my diary, I will not be able to read it when you are done writing it either. That's right, I am illiterate, duh! You ever meet an ape that wasn't? I have never had a need for literacy til now, so although I appreciate your help with this, you'll have t...
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