Funny story:  Miley's Secret Romance Revealed

Miley's Secret Romance Revealed

After the police raided nineteen year old Josh Holly, who allegedly hacked into Miley Cyrus's Gmail account and stole provocative photos, it was revealed after thorough search that the pair have in fact been secretly dating. Fifteen year old Miley...
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Funny story:  Chav culture moves to US

Chav culture moves to US

News from the American colony seems to indicate that one of the candidates has chosen his pit bull terrier as a running mate in the up coming territory elections. Official reaction has been reserved but it is felt that this may be a step too far.
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Funny story:  Motor racing announces new rules

Motor racing announces new rules

The FIAye? (Ferrari International Association) today announced new rules today intended to increase crowd interest and attendance at future races. In a move that will be introduced, ahead of schedule, at the Brazillian GP, any "home" driver will b...
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Funny story:  A Millwall Brick: How To Make One

A Millwall Brick: How To Make One

When I talk to people about football, and the 'old days', the conversation invariably comes around to violence, or perceived violence, because, a lot of the time, it just never happened. Lots of running around, posturing, arm-waving and shouting, yes, but very little action on most occasions. When it did though, it could get quite hairy. If you were lucky, you were with someone else when it wen...
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Funny story:  "Racist, Redneck, Real Readneck" PA. Residents Respond to Murtha: Congressman Dickhead!

"Racist, Redneck, Real Readneck" PA. Residents Respond to Murtha: Congressman Dickhead!

Hershey,Pa - Outraged Pennsylvania Constituents responded to their Congressional Representative John "Unindicted Abscam Co-Conspirator" Murtha's derogatory remarks about them in unprecedented fury. The former Car Wash Owner and Marine Drill Serg...
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Funny story:  Handbag Violence Endemic, Says Government Minister

Handbag Violence Endemic, Says Government Minister

As an epidemic of handbag violence sweeps the UK a government minister, Doctor Derek Vasectomy has announced. 'This is probably the greatest challenge that any government has faced since prohibition in the USA.' said the minister. 'We are faced wi...
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Funny story:  New Guy Ritchie Movie Rewritten to Include More Pop Star Death Scenes

New Guy Ritchie Movie Rewritten to Include More Pop Star Death Scenes

Guy Ritchie has delayed post-production on his latest movie and ordered a series of last-minute rewrites to the as-yet-untitled period drama. Industry insiders had previously praised Ritchie for his "change of direction", when it was announced tha...
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Funny story:  Hands Off Our Ronny, Sir Alex Warns Arthur Pewty

Hands Off Our Ronny, Sir Alex Warns Arthur Pewty

In what can only be described as an atmosphere so tense you could cut it with a blowtorch at the Old Trafford press room this afternoon, Sir Alex Ferguson issued the following statement: 'Ladies and gentlemen, we have been hearing reports that al...
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Funny story:  Arthur Pewty Denies Global Domination Plot

Arthur Pewty Denies Global Domination Plot

In yet another dramatic doorstep interview, Neasden hard-man, gangster, and notorious underworld crime kingpin, Arthur Pewty, 53, earlier today denied being involved in a plot to secure total global domination for himself and his wife, the glamorous...
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Funny story:  Fate Of Historic HMS Victory Secured

Fate Of Historic HMS Victory Secured

The fate of the historic "HMS Victory", the famous flagship of Lord Nelson and symbol of British Naval might has been secured in a historic deal today. Fears that the condition of the ship might deteriorate, following an admission by Royal Navy ch...
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Funny story:  Queen in slovenly state visit

Queen in slovenly state visit

London - (Ass Mess): Wearing a hideous turquoise crimpelene and regurgitated black split-beaver pelt ensemble remoulded from three former Norman Hartnell outfits the Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch arrived in Ljubljana today for the start of a four day slove...
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Funny story:  Osborne: "I didn't ask oligarch for sex!"

Osborne: "I didn't ask oligarch for sex!"

London - (Kerb-crawling Mess): Former Bullingdon Club toff and Tory shadow chancellor George Osborne has has hit out at reports that he solicited Russian oligarch Oleg Derry-Press-Carr and has said it was the billionaire slimebag who offered him fift...
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Funny story:  Who really are native Indians

Who really are native Indians

Indians are originally from China as we have the same drinking gene besides same hair/eye color. I used to tell my date I'll not be responsible after the second drink. Chinese walked across the Arctic from China to America - at one time it could be frozen to link the two continents. Some were lazy not to go further south and they became Eskimos. Some went further and they became Indians, and so...
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Funny story:  "Top Gear" Show Causes More Controversy!

"Top Gear" Show Causes More Controversy!

Producers have strongly denied that the latest feature to appear on the popular motoring show "Top Gear" will be harmful to the environment. Previous features on the programme have included a dog vs car race across the unblemished and pure wastes...
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Funny story:  Barrak Obama hands presidency to James McGeorge!

Barrak Obama hands presidency to James McGeorge!

In shock revelations, the BBC revealed that James McGeorge residing in North Wales is in fact GOD, the messiah, the father, son and holy ghost, Buddha, Allah, Osiris, Thor, Neptune aka Poseidon, to name but a few, has been offered the us presidency b...
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Funny story:  Investment in maths working 120%

Investment in maths working 120%

After a £350million boost to the eduction of maths and science in the UK, the signs are encouraging that it is working. "Last year we saw a seven percent increase in students enrolling on maths courses," John Denham, secretary for Universities sa...
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Funny story:  Rob Styles To Use Dice

Rob Styles To Use Dice

Rob Styles, the terrible referee, has come up with an ingenious plan to improve his pathetic decision-making, and to make him an all-round better referee - he is to take a dice onto the pitch. Not normally part of the referee's weaponry, the dice...
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Funny story:  Woman, 89, Busted for Keeping Kids' Balls

Woman, 89, Busted for Keeping Kids' Balls

Blue Tick, Ohio - An 89 year old Ohio woman faces charges of petit theft and grievous bodily harm after being arrested for keeping neighbourhood children's balls. Edna Gonads was taken into custody by Blue Tick sheriff's deputy, Barney Fife, over...
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Funny story:  Taco Bell, Burger King Products Questioned by FDA

Taco Bell, Burger King Products Questioned by FDA

On the heels of recent federal action taken against some fast-food restaurants for a lack of nutritional information on product packaging, the Food and Drug Administration is now targeting misleading product names as featured by many of these same fo...
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Funny story:  John Mayer Releases New Sappy Album

John Mayer Releases New Sappy Album

Titled "Girls I Haven't Had", the new John Mayer CD is set for release this Christmas. Teaming up with a new Irish-born producer, Liam Dikliss, Mayer started on the new project in the Spring of 2008 after notching five more Hollywood starlets on the...
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Funny story:  Grauniad newspaper justifies Jorg Haider/Princess Diana comparison

Grauniad newspaper justifies Jorg Haider/Princess Diana comparison

The Grauniad newspaper has today admitted why it compared the death of Austrian politician Jorg Haider to that of the sad death of Princess Diana. The politician was on the far right in Austria. In fact, according to the Austrian police, speaking...
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Funny story:  Cuba and Columbia Develop New Hybrid Cigar

Cuba and Columbia Develop New Hybrid Cigar

Two cash crops normally outlawed in the United States will be combined to produce a new hybrid cigar called the "Cuban Fatty". While the U.S. has outlawed certain agricultural product imports from the countries of Cuba and Columbia, Cuba has no...
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Funny story:  Gordon's N.W.O. Lost In The Post.

Gordon's N.W.O. Lost In The Post.

After mentioning how he thinks the current financial, environmental and war on terror crisis can all be used as a way to bring in a New World Order, numerous times with all his counterpart globalists around the world, Gordon Brown finally placed an o...
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Funny story:  Impeachment Case no. 652 filed against  Philippines' President Gloria Arroyo

Impeachment Case no. 652 filed against Philippines' President Gloria Arroyo

Opposition groups in the Republic of the Philistines have yet again filed their regular weekly impeachment complaint against President Gloria Buwaya Arroyo, but admitted to the media they still have more chance of shoving butter up a porcupine's arse with a red hot knitting needle than achieving their sworn objective. Arroyo has fended off impeachment complaints like a Jedi Knight wielding a li...
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Funny story:  Alan Carr Not Really Gay

Alan Carr Not Really Gay

Gay leaders have voiced their concerns tonight, over the revelations that TV's 'funniest' gay comedian, Alan Carr, isn't really gay at all, but actually a screaming closet heterosexual. Carr, 32, has been around the comedy scene since 2001, and ha...
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Funny story:  Scientists killed 'Nazi' politician!

Scientists killed 'Nazi' politician!

It was revealed today that bored scientists were responsible for the death of of far right politician Jorg Haider. Frustrated that their big magnet experiment beneath the French-Swiss border had been halted prematurely earlier this year, they dec...
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Funny story:  Bank: "Take the Sons of Bitches"... for Every Farthing!

Bank: "Take the Sons of Bitches"... for Every Farthing!

A leading bank, despite receiving a giant bailout, is telling its employees that a bonus bonanza is still in the offing! The unscrupulous "corpse-oration" (which literally means a prayer over a dead body) has joined many multinationals in continu...
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Funny story:  Americans and Their Allies Want the SAP Out ASAP!

Americans and Their Allies Want the SAP Out ASAP!

A plethora of plans are being hatched to get "W"orst off the US and world stage as fast as possible. The Mafia has volunteered to resurrect their Kennedy Hit Squads. Putin offered to renew the contracts of KGB killers. The FBI and CIA have presen...
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Funny story:  Archaeology Journal "Dig, baby, Dig" Announces Jerusalem  Find: Jesus Donated Body and Blood

Archaeology Journal "Dig, baby, Dig" Announces Jerusalem Find: Jesus Donated Body and Blood

Who knew that This is My Body and This is My Blood would become not only the words of consecration in the Roman Catholic Liturgy of the Eucharist but also the title of a scientific paper in a professional archaeological journal called: Dig, baby, Dig...
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Funny story:  60's Rockstar Donovan Re-releases Hit with Palin Twist: Season of the Bitch!

60's Rockstar Donovan Re-releases Hit with Palin Twist: Season of the Bitch!

Conservatives across the US of A have attacked McCain's VPILF. David Brooks has called her poison. Magniloquent Bill Buckley's son, Christopher has endorsed Obama rather than side with the likes of the Alaskan anti-intellectual and keep his job a...
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Funny story:  Todd and Sarah Palin Strip Searched; Something Really Big and Thorny Found Up Both Their Arses!

Todd and Sarah Palin Strip Searched; Something Really Big and Thorny Found Up Both Their Arses!

Alaskan Ethics Investigator, Branchflower told the Palins to bend over and crack a smile in imitation of the Repub icon Joe the tax fraud, unlicensed plumber. Branchflower, a name Conan Doyle could not have invented, gloved up and did a GI explorator...
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Funny story:  Santa Claus copies Ringo Starr and tells kids 'no more mail...and  f$!* off'!'

Santa Claus copies Ringo Starr and tells kids 'no more mail...and f$!* off'!'

Santa Claus has had enough. He has told children (who are our future), to piss off, in a 'Ringo Starr' styled unprovoked ranting tirade. Self-centred kiddies of the world, were shocked to see a grumpy, bearded, drunken, and tired-looking 'Santa...
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Funny story:  Madonna Ends Her Marriage And Her 'Stinky and Sweaty' Tour

Madonna Ends Her Marriage And Her 'Stinky and Sweaty' Tour

Slippery Rock, PA-- Madonna ended her pathetic 'Stinky and Sweaty' tour today at the Slippery Rock Arena. No one bothered to show up for the free concert anyway. The has-been whore had no plans for the future. Her husband, Guy Smegma, is also divor...
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