There were 1,292 spoof news stories published in October 2008. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story:  Tina Fey Nude With Sarah Palin

Tina Fey Nude With Sarah Palin

Tina Fey will appear nude in a mens magazine with VP candidate Sarah Palin, rumors indicate. Following on the success of their appearances on Saturday Night Live, the two have received a number of offers from the likes of Playboy and Penthouse. Th...
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Funny story:  Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie on her high whorse about shagging Russell Brand

Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie on her high whorse about shagging Russell Brand

London - (Ross/Russ Mess): The foxy siren at the center of the Jonathan Ross/Russell Brand lurid phone call fiasco lashed out today at tabloid reports she had 'dared' her ex-shag to phone her Grandpa about shenanigans in the back seat of her 1999 La...
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Funny story:  Iceland Bankrupt

Iceland Bankrupt

Alistair Darling today revealed that the whole of Iceland has gone bankrupt following the collapse of the only Icelandic Bank, Landsbankinn. Thousands of people have been left without jobs as the credit crunch hit Iceland, and many more have been...
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Funny story:  Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again, Expecting Second Child Three Months After Birth of First

Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant Again, Expecting Second Child Three Months After Birth of First

Teen mother and actress Jamie Lynn Spears is once again pregnant, just three months after the birth of her first baby. The 17 year old left her cable television series, and will apparently not be going back any time soon. When asked to verify her...
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Funny story:  Dolly Parton says Miley Cyrus' Tits are too small

Dolly Parton says Miley Cyrus' Tits are too small

Country music legend Dolly Parton has told teenage superstar Miley Cyrus that her tits are too small and that she'll need to work on making them bigger. Parton was of course referring to Cyrus' avian titties and the small size of the chicks compar...
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Funny story:  Grace arrested over Caylee Anthony kidnapping

Grace arrested over Caylee Anthony kidnapping

FBI raided the offices of the Nancy Grace show yesterday and placed Headline News Cable TV's Nancy Grace in handcuffs. Grace was arrested regarding the kidnapping Caylee Anthony. That same evening Nancy Grace's home was also raided and her twins...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin sex tape shows she dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween

Sarah Palin sex tape shows she dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween

New York, New York - It is well known that Sarah Palin dressed up as Tina Fey for Halloween but until the release of the Palin sex tape on the Internet, no one knew that she would often would remain in character back home in the bedroom where she wou...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus reveals she likes to shower naked

Miley Cyrus reveals she likes to shower naked

Raunchy 'Hannah Montana' star Miley Cyrus has told an insider that she likes to shower completely naked. The sultry singer/actress has said she likes nothing more than feeling warm water flowing across her body while she stands beneath a hose. Som...
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Funny story:  Jamie Lynn Spears and Miley Cyrus have joint orgasm while sitting on a washing machine

Jamie Lynn Spears and Miley Cyrus have joint orgasm while sitting on a washing machine

One of teen-lands most popular stars and the sex-craving talent less little sister of Britney Spears shared a special moment whilst doing the laundry yesterday. Jamie Lynn Spears brought her dirty knickers over for the weekly wash at gal-pal Mile...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus seeks Tits advice from friend Dolly Parton

Miley Cyrus seeks Tits advice from friend Dolly Parton

Miley Cyrus has been visiting country legend Dolly Parton's house to get advice on making her tits more comfortable. Miley - an avid breeder of birds, mostly tits - inherited an aviary from her great-great grandmother's estate and has spent all he...
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Funny story:  Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus says Vanity Fair pic was 'one dumb decision,' has now posed for Sports Illustrated with Sarah Palin

Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus says Vanity Fair pic was 'one dumb decision,' has now posed for Sports Illustrated with Sarah Palin

HOLLYWOOD (FMLiveWire) -- Miley Cyrus, the star of the Disney television series Hannah Montana, has admitted that posing nude for a Vanity Fair photoshoot was "one honestly dumb decision." The 15-year-old actress and singer found herself embroile...
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Funny story:  Direct TV Poltergeist Commercial Draws Complaints From Public

Direct TV Poltergeist Commercial Draws Complaints From Public

"They're here!" That's right, they are here. People complaining about the use of a scene from the 1982 movie Poltergeist in a Direct TV commercial. The scene features the late Heather O'Rourke sitting in front of a television set in her parent...
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Funny story:  Nancy Grace Changes Hairstyles

Nancy Grace Changes Hairstyles

On day 120 of her continuous search for the truth in the Caylee Anthony disappearance case, Nancy Grace has agreed to change her hair. Incapable of changing anything else on her questionably popular but sensationally scripted news broadcast, Ms...
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Funny story:  "Top Gear" Show Causes More Controversy!

"Top Gear" Show Causes More Controversy!

Producers have strongly denied that the latest feature to appear on the popular motoring show "Top Gear" will be harmful to the environment. Previous features on the programme have included a dog vs car race across the unblemished and pure wastes...
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Funny story:  Sol Campbell In Call For 'More Gay Footballers'

Sol Campbell In Call For 'More Gay Footballers'

Sol Campbell, the Portsmouth defender, has said in a statement that there are far too few gay footballers, and has called upon players to support the under-represented minority by 'becoming gay'. Sol, real name Sulzeer Jeremiah, who, some claim, i...
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Funny story:  Obama Orders New Presidential Limo: See It On TV's  "Pimp my Ride!"

Obama Orders New Presidential Limo: See It On TV's "Pimp my Ride!"

Zastava, Yugoslavia/Daily Worker Saying he is a "Man of the People", President by Acclimation Barack Hussein Obama , announced today he has commissioned a new Presidential Limousine to replace the gas guzzling, ostentatious ride of former US leaders...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus dumps on Zak Efron's cock while he's away camping

Miley Cyrus dumps on Zak Efron's cock while he's away camping

Pop-tart Miley Cyrus couldn't resist the urge to empty her bowels onto the head of High School Musical 'hotty' Zac Efron's pet cockerel while minding his house for the weekend. Efron was away on a camping trip with some muscular, tanned male 'budd...
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Funny story:  Naked Miley Cyrus used as easy points-earner by spoof writer

Naked Miley Cyrus used as easy points-earner by spoof writer

A trend has grown amongst a group of desperate (in every sense of the word) spoof writers in which the nudity of young Hollywood starlet Miley Cyrus is used for gaining fame and fortune. Sentences like "naked nympho Miley Cyrus" and "busty teen ba...
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Funny story:  Jonas Brothers Unlucky In Love

Jonas Brothers Unlucky In Love

Now while the alleged romance between Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez is yet to be revealed, an insider has reported that they're already on the rocks. "Nick and Selena are constantly fighting these days. With Nick touring all the time they barely have t...
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Funny story:  Jonathan Ross Sacked Over Bestiality Allegations

Jonathan Ross Sacked Over Bestiality Allegations

BBC film cwitic, Jonathan Ross, has been sacked after he was arrested by police on charges of Bestiality. Ross was appearing as a guest on the Russell Brand BBC Radio 2 show on October 18, when the host telephoned ex-Fawlty Towers actor Andrew Sac...
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Funny story:  A Millwall Brick: How To Make One

A Millwall Brick: How To Make One

When I talk to people about football, and the 'old days', the conversation invariably comes around to violence, or perceived violence, because, a lot of the time, it just never happened. Lots of running around, posturing, arm-waving and shouting, yes, but very little action on most occasions. When it did though, it could get quite hairy. If you were lucky, you were with someone else when it wen...
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Funny story:  Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie To Take Over Russell Brand Radio 2 Show

Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie To Take Over Russell Brand Radio 2 Show

Georgina Baillie, the 23-year-old granddaughter of Andrew Sachs, at the centre of the BBC prank calls row, has said she was "horrified and disgusted" by Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand's behaviour, just before it was announced by BBC bosses that she...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus has gay thoughts

Miley Cyrus has gay thoughts

Pop princess Miley Cyrus has told a magazine that she has had "gay thoughts" in the past. The Hannah Montana star was speaking to respected Gay magazine 'Gloryhole' about live, love and gay stuff. In the interview she says: "The other day wh...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilten Shows Her Pussy Flaps to US Presidential Candidates!

Paris Hilten Shows Her Pussy Flaps to US Presidential Candidates!

As a part of her 'fake' presidential campaign, Paris Hilten showed of her Pussy Flaps to the real presidential candidates earlier today in a media frenzy that has bored the world. Hilten, best known for going out, getting pissed and generally fuck...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Vaginal Discharge Video Clip Clocks Up 1 Million Hits On YouTube

Sarah Palin Vaginal Discharge Video Clip Clocks Up 1 Million Hits On YouTube

Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin is at the centre of US political news again, after a graphic video clip of her mopping up some vaginal discharge reached more than 1 million hits within two days of being posted on YouTube. The Alaska governor h...
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Funny story:  Michelle Bachman Says She Meant to Call Obama a Terrorist Not Anti-American

Michelle Bachman Says She Meant to Call Obama a Terrorist Not Anti-American

Today Congressman Michelle Bachman, Republican from the Sixth District in Minnesota said that during her appearance on "Hardball" her comments were taken out of context, and that "Political pundits from the Socialist Right who used my exact quotes un...
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Funny story:  BBC Sachs Russell Brand & Jonathan Ross

BBC Sachs Russell Brand & Jonathan Ross

London, England - The BBC has sacked top-paid presenters Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross following overwhelming public complaints against the pair for recent on-air inappropriate behaviour. Pranksters Brand and Ross had made controversial on-air p...
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Funny story:  Famous astrologer forsees Charles-Camilla scenario for Prince William-Kate Middleton.  Secret Boleyn curse dooms their chances for wedded bliss!

Famous astrologer forsees Charles-Camilla scenario for Prince William-Kate Middleton. Secret Boleyn curse dooms their chances for wedded bliss!

With speculation rife that Prince William and Kate Middleton are about to split, Royal-watchers are in a downright tizzy. After six years of dating based on an "understanding", Kate was horrified to learn that Wills has decided to put his RAF career...
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Funny story:  Garth Crooks Sacked From Match Of The Day

Garth Crooks Sacked From Match Of The Day

Garth Crooks : Hello Is that Johnny?, It's Garth here, Calling from London, I'll get straight to the point, I have been sacked as a Pundit by the BBC, let's face it the Match of the Day Boys all hate me, I think I have a good case for Wrongful Dismissal it could be racially motivated, but we don't have any "Showbiz" Black Lawyers in England, are you interested?". Johnny Cochrane : "Let me get t...
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Funny story:  Emma Watson does all she can to get a Dick inside

Emma Watson does all she can to get a Dick inside

The actress Emma Watson, frustrated by red tape, has done all she feels she can to help get a Dick inside. The diminutive young actress is almost at her wits end having run out of options to help her new escort Dick Doubtfire obtain a flat within...
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Funny story:  Man With World's Longest Finger Dead in Bizarre Fairground Accident

Man With World's Longest Finger Dead in Bizarre Fairground Accident

The man with the longest finger in the world, Mr Brian Spindle, is reported to have been killed in a bizarre fairground accident earlier today. Mr Spindle, from Leek in Staffordshire, was reported to have suffered a fatal injury whilst riding the...
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Funny story:  Demi's Trainwreck with Meaning Behind Lyrics Revealed

Demi's Trainwreck with Meaning Behind Lyrics Revealed

Demi Lovato, sixteen, has had a hard time fending off the press lately when now ex-best friend Selena Gomez spilled the beans on the meaning behind the song Trainwreck, a song written by Demi which was released on her debut album, Don't Forget. S...
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Funny story:  Russell Brand 'shagged all five of Andrew Sachs' granddaughters'

Russell Brand 'shagged all five of Andrew Sachs' granddaughters'

London - (Sassy Ass Mess): Hampstead residents reckon their lothario comedian neighbor Russell Brand 'shagged all five of Andrew Sachs' granddaughters' and not just the eldest, burlesque glamor-dancer Georgina 'Satanic Sluts' Baillie. Brand, 33,...
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Funny story:  Katie Price Has One Tit Bigger Than The Other

Katie Price Has One Tit Bigger Than The Other

Katie Price, aka 'Jordan', has startled her fans and millions of 'laptop wankers', by emerging from her latest round of plastic surgery in Los Angeles with one tit bigger than the other. Price, who is married to that Peter Andre, had the tit-enlar...
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Funny story:  Shocking News - Japanese Don't Like Foreigners

Shocking News - Japanese Don't Like Foreigners

Tokyo, Japan - "Don't come to Japan if you're a foreigner." That's the message from many Japanese hotels in a recent survey conducted by the Japanese Ministry for Tourism. "We don't have Gaijin (Japanese word for foreigner) and we don't want them...
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Funny story:  Federer: "Nadal is shit and he smells"

Federer: "Nadal is shit and he smells"

In his own words, Roger Federer, today revealed his true feelings and his bitter resentment towards Rafael Nadal, his biggest rival. On speaking about Rafeal Nadal, the world number one, Roger said the following regarding his feelings on being nu...
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Funny story:  Keanu Reeves To Star In New Superman Film

Keanu Reeves To Star In New Superman Film

Looking to hopefully break the Superman jinx, Keanu Reeves has accepted the title role of Superman in a new film expected to be released in June 2005. "Keanu is the perfect actor for the role. His work in The Matrix was second to none and he will be...
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Funny story:  The 2008 Canadian Lingerie Football League

The 2008 Canadian Lingerie Football League

World Wide Wonderfully Wondrous Sports Magazine recently sent one of its senior writers, Rhubarb 'Seventh-Inning Stretch' Stretchalini to Saskatoon, Saskatchewan to interview Pierre Thibodaux Lafayette, the commissioner of the brand new all-womens fo...
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Funny story:  X Factor Cheryl Cole To Quit Show After Husband's Wembley Booing

X Factor Cheryl Cole To Quit Show After Husband's Wembley Booing

Cheryl Cole, the X Factor judge, has said she is considering leaving the show as a protest against the booing and barracking her husband, footballer Ashley Cole, received at the hands of 'so called' England fans. Mr Cole was jeered endlessly by 's...
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Funny story:  Lizzie Maguire star Hilary Duff changes her name to Miley Cyrus to get media attention

Lizzie Maguire star Hilary Duff changes her name to Miley Cyrus to get media attention

Hilary Duff, the former star of children's television show Lizzie Maguire, has changed her name to Miley Cyrus in a desperate attempt to reclaim her 'teen-queen' crown. The singer/actress/toy brand has struggled to compete with her singing-acting-...
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Funny story:  Teen Queen, Brenda Song, and Jonas Brother, Joe Jonas, Hate Each Other!

Teen Queen, Brenda Song, and Jonas Brother, Joe Jonas, Hate Each Other!

Tween-dream sensations Brenda Song and her rumored boyfriend Joe Jonas, are currently fighting in the latest feud (the first being Miley VS Selena, the second is the new Demi VS Debby). A couple of rumors surfaced the internet this year stating t...
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Funny story:  Double Entendres List "Getting Bigger"

Double Entendres List "Getting Bigger"

Researchers at the Oxford English Dictionary have revealed that the list of phrases classed as Double Entendres is getting bigger. "Last year's list was big," said Richard Small, research co-ordinator at the OED. "But compared to this year's, it w...
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Funny story:  "Russell Brand is  talentless, diseased 'scum' says filthy whore"

"Russell Brand is talentless, diseased 'scum' says filthy whore"

The unfunny, overpaid, walking piece of frozen urine Russell Brand has been 'branded a giant petri dish' by a drunken street-walker. 'He gave me gonorrhea says doxy' Commom 'harlot' Sharon Macall stated "While I have never met the repulsively...
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Funny story:  My Gay Affair with Obama

My Gay Affair with Obama

London, England - Retired Royal Air Force pilot and pre-op transsexual Polly Graff has revealed that she had a one-night stand with US Presidential hopeful Barack Obama when she was a gay man. According to Ms Graff, the tryst occurred a dozen years a...
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Funny story:  Blossom Goodchild predicts Obama landslide!

Blossom Goodchild predicts Obama landslide!

USA - (Psychic Ass Mess): American celeb psychic Blossom Goodchild has upped the ante of her alien UFO predictions and stated that Barack Obama will 'win a landslide' election victory. Goodchild, 69, has said that 'aliens come in love' and famousl...
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Funny story:  Obama, Well Hung According To Wife Michelle, While She Be'littles' McCain

Obama, Well Hung According To Wife Michelle, While She Be'littles' McCain

Larry Flynt Daily Sex Report - The hot item today is a bombshell of off-campaign remarks made by Michelle Obama. Appearing on the Spokane, Washington radio talk show show, 'Top U.S. Hos Talk About Their Studs,' the obviously-inebriated Ms. Obama...
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Funny story:  Arsenal Captain William Gallas Leaves Nightclub With Fag

Arsenal Captain William Gallas Leaves Nightclub With Fag

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has reportedly summoned his team captain William Gallas to a private meeting, livid that the player has been snapped by photographers at an exclusive London nightclub, with a fag in his mouth. The moody Gallas, 31, ha...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Poses for Madame Tussot's Wax Museum

Britney Spears Poses for Madame Tussot's Wax Museum

Britney Spears has finally agreed to sign a contract for the formal pose and measurement process to enter the famous wax museum exhibit. Madame Tussot museum curator, Hans Sticken discussed the process with "E" Entertainment News over the week...
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Funny story:  Camilla's nude pix go missing - were to have been part of 60 gifts for Prince Charles' birthday

Camilla's nude pix go missing - were to have been part of 60 gifts for Prince Charles' birthday

LONDON: Camilla Parker-Bowles -AKA - the Duchess of Cornwall's plans to surprise her husband with 60 different gifts on his 60th birthday came a cropper when it was discovered that a book containing nude pictures of the Duchess has gone AWOL. The...
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Funny story:  Daylight Savings Time - Big Changes Announced This Year

Daylight Savings Time - Big Changes Announced This Year

Baltimore, Maryland (IPP) - The U.S. Naval observatory has announced big changes to this year's Daylight Savings Time Change on November 2, 2008. The hour from 11:00 PM until 12:00 AM is being totally eliminated. Dr. Povenmire Finootch held a pres...
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Funny story:  Asteroid 2008 TC3  Appears on Time Over Africa

Asteroid 2008 TC3 Appears on Time Over Africa

Sudan, Africa (IPP) - A bright fireball appeared over Africa just as predicted at 10:46 EDT or 0246 UT. The asteroid is designated as 2008 TC3 or 8TA9D69 by the International Astronomical Union (IAU). Dr. Povenmire Finootch, President for life...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin forced to sell her high-priced Panties on eBay; debriefed proceeds not going to charity

Sarah Palin forced to sell her high-priced Panties on eBay; debriefed proceeds not going to charity

Washington, D.C. - In an attempt to calm the waters over the controversy of the RNC purchasing $150,000 worth of clothing for vice-presidential nominee, Sarah Palin, the McCain campaign has announced today that it is putting up Palin's underwear for...
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Funny story:  Pentagon's 'synthetic telepathy' technology siphoned off from retro-engineered UFO

Pentagon's 'synthetic telepathy' technology siphoned off from retro-engineered UFO

Washington AC/DC - (X-Files Mess): Pentagon scientists have siphoned off synthetic telepathy technology from a retro-engineered mothercraft that was once stored in the top security Roswell hangar known as Area 51. The move marks a radical departur...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Kidnapped Prior to Vice-Presidential Debate

Sarah Palin Kidnapped Prior to Vice-Presidential Debate

According to anonymous Republican moderates, Sarah Palin, the GOP Vice-Presidential candidate, was temporarily kidnapped just before her debate with Democrat Joe Biden this past Thursday. These multiple sources state that certain far-right die-h...
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Funny story:  Sperm Bank Deposits Dry Up Overnight

Sperm Bank Deposits Dry Up Overnight

Financial sectors received another blow today when the world's two largest and most respected sperm banks separately announced that they were in a sticky situation. The Nobel Sperm Bank in Oslo and the Jade Pagoda and Two Golden Drums Sperm Bank in C...
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Funny story:  Olympic Doping Scandal Jolts Fans

Olympic Doping Scandal Jolts Fans

Lausanne, Switzerland - A committee of officials have dramatically taken away all 100 medals awarded to Chinese athletes at the Beijing Olympics following drug retesting. Committee chairman, Stan Ozolol, defended the controversial decision at a recen...
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Funny story:  Man with large Penis buys Porsche

Man with large Penis buys Porsche

The marketing division of Porsche international has been thrown into disarray after it was revealed last week that a 944 Carrera was purchased from a German dealership by a man with a large penis. Suspicions that the Porsche's marketing strategy...
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Funny story:  Man Dies After Wank in Bath

Man Dies After Wank in Bath

A 42 year old man from Dudley in the West Midlands died earlier today after having a wank whilst in the bath. After his bath he popped down to his local newsagents and was instantly killed as he stepped out in the path of a lorry whilst attempting...
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Funny story:  Gisele Bundchen dating Leo DiCaprio's best bud Lukas Haas!

Gisele Bundchen dating Leo DiCaprio's best bud Lukas Haas!

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen has teamed up with her ex-boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio's best friends to shoot a new music video. Entourage cutie Kevin Connolly directed the beauty in a video for blackcowboy's new song "Come On" late last week on the stre...
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Funny story:  David Tennant loses his rag

David Tennant loses his rag

David Tennant, star of the vaguely known sci-fi show 'Doctor Who', lost his temper yesterday. The actor, 37, who was in a cafe at the time, stunned people nearby as he leapt to his feet, took a sonic screwdriver out of his pocket with a flourish...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus changes her mind and now admits she doesn't shower naked

Miley Cyrus changes her mind and now admits she doesn't shower naked

Tween sensation Miley Cyrus has made a u-turn on a previous statement she made about showering naked. The stupid twat now admits that she showers fully clothed in a dark, windowless dungeon using spit and a scrubbing brush to remove her thick make...
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Funny story:  Raw Sewage Threat to Booming Dubai

Raw Sewage Threat to Booming Dubai

The once-pristine tropical beaches bordering the prestigious Dubai Yacht Club and neighbouring prime tourist hang-outs have recently become swamped in raw sewage. The putrid problem is caused by the illegal dumping of untre...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton to run for President (of Albania)

Paris Hilton to run for President (of Albania)

In what some have described as a shrewd professional move, Paris Hilton announced today that she is seeking nomination for the candidacy of the Albanian Presidency. Despite her own unsuccessful tilt at the American presidency, Paris is now boldly...
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Funny story:  The Fox Network Presents: "The Wasilla Hillbillies"

The Fox Network Presents: "The Wasilla Hillbillies"

QUEENS, New York - The Fox Network has approached John McCain and Sarah Palin about staring in a semi-reality quasi-situation comedy show named "The Wasilla Hillbillies." Genghis W. Frisbee a high-ranking Fox Network executive stated that since e...
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Funny story:  Pizza Hut Changes Name to Pasta Trough

Pizza Hut Changes Name to Pasta Trough

Pizza Hut is rebranding itself as Pasta Trough in a radical overhaul of its corporate image and menu offerings. Logos have been replaced at corporate headquarters in Dallas and new signs are being installed at the chain's outlets worldwide. Asked...
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Funny story:  Hefner Dumps Girlfriend, Scouts New Prospects at Band Camp

Hefner Dumps Girlfriend, Scouts New Prospects at Band Camp

Long time Hugh Hefner girlfriend and former Playmate, Holly Madison, has been kicked to the curb after her rumored spit swapping session with mediocre Las Vegas magician, Chris Angel. Madison, along with two other "girlfriends" had been publicly jo...
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Funny story:  Topless Risqué Photos of Barack Obama's Paternal Grandmother Surface

Topless Risqué Photos of Barack Obama's Paternal Grandmother Surface

Kenya, Africa - Last week reported photos of Barack Obama's mother, Stanley Anne Dunham, completely nude surfaced on the internet causing many to speculate if there were any more scandalous photos of Barack Obama's family members in provocative poses...
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Funny story:  Clothing Manufacturers Seeking Commercial Spokesman Compete For Man With World's Largest Penis

Clothing Manufacturers Seeking Commercial Spokesman Compete For Man With World's Largest Penis

Levi Strauss and Wrangler dominate the denim blue jeans market. They are now competing to hire a new commercial spokesman; Bargis Tryhol, famous as "the man with the world's largest penis," is the object of the marketing war. When asked how he fe...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Really Billy Ray's Ex-Wife

Miley Cyrus Really Billy Ray's Ex-Wife

Investigative reporters have uncovered birth certificate and other legal documents proving the young Disney phenom to be the ex-wife of former country music star Billy Ray Cyrus, and not his daughter. Miley, now 26, had been hiding her age in o...
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Funny story:  Man Buys Sofa for Full Price, Retail Downturn in Tailspin

Man Buys Sofa for Full Price, Retail Downturn in Tailspin

Consumer confidence has hit an all time low in Britain with the announcement from home furnishings giant DFS that a man bought a sofa for full price over the weekend. Corporate spokesperson Polly Urethane broke the bleak news in an interview with...
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Funny story:  Dirty, sexy stiletto politics

Dirty, sexy stiletto politics

"Obama has been palling around with terrorists who would target their own country," Sarah Palin has been repeating into the microphone for a few days now, strutting around in her black stiletto boots. What can Obama do? He can't ignore the atta...
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Funny story:  Las Vegas Strippers, Hookers and Mobsters Losing Money in Recession

Las Vegas Strippers, Hookers and Mobsters Losing Money in Recession

LAS VEGAS (FMLiveWire) -- Sandy Smegaloff who spends her evenings stripping, lap-dancing and hooking at Frick's Cabaret here says she's making only a fraction of her income of a year ago. ''You don't shop, you don't buy stuff you can't afford now,...
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Funny story:  Manchester City And Manchester United To Be Included On Monopoly Board

Manchester City And Manchester United To Be Included On Monopoly Board

Manchester City, the world's richest football club, and their city rivals, Manchester United, are to be included in the latest edition of the popular financial property game for players of all ages, Monopoly. It's the first time that clubs have be...
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Funny story:  Russell Brand A F*cking Wanker, Says Andrew Sachs

Russell Brand A F*cking Wanker, Says Andrew Sachs

Andrew Sachs, the actor who so brilliantly portrayed Spanish waiter, Manuel, in Fawlty Towers, has reacted angrily to a prank telephone call Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross made to him on 18 October during Brand's radio show. Sachs was unavailabl...
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Funny story:  Jade Goody has media website closed down

Jade Goody has media website closed down

Reality TV Queen Jade Goody has put up with much personal abuse over the years but has always endured it with good grace. However, her patience finally ran out today with a court order cutting the media bully 'Digital Lie' down to size. The site...
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Funny story:  Iceland auctioned off on eBay to highest bidder

Iceland auctioned off on eBay to highest bidder

Reykjavik, Iceland - The Icelandic parliament met this week in the capital of Reykjavik to discuss their financial predicament. The Icelandic Prime Minister, Geir Haarde, has gone over several options to fix the financial crises in Iceland. One op...
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Funny story:  Sara Palin 'stimulated' by Barack Obama

Sara Palin 'stimulated' by Barack Obama

Aspiring Republican Vice-Presidential hopeful Alaska governor Sarah Palin allegedly became sexually aroused during the debate between Arizona senator John McCain and Illinois senator Barack last night, according to several sources at the scene. "S...
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Funny story:  Enema Craze could sweep the Nation

Enema Craze could sweep the Nation

Hollywood, California, an apparent new craze, that appears to have originated in fraternity hazing rituals and propagated by Hollywood 'cool' people has gripped the nation. Enema parties, that involve group enemas and mass bowel expulsions are curre...
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Funny story:  Johnny Depp Takes on Role in Pirates of Somalia

Johnny Depp Takes on Role in Pirates of Somalia

United Nations, New York - The UN Security Council today took the unprecedented step of appointing Johnny Depp to lead the fight against the growing threat of pirates off the African coast. With maritime pirate attacks increasing worldwide at an alar...
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Funny story:  Boogergate: Palin Picks Nose In Nursery School

Boogergate: Palin Picks Nose In Nursery School

[Below is a transcript of the latest broadcast from BCD news] Charley: A bombshell revelation is roilng the 08 presidential campaign today. Apparently reaearchers at the Washington Post have uncovered evidence that republican VP nominee Sarah Palin was observed back in nursery school, picking her nose during afternoon naptime. For more on this bombshell we go now to our man in the field Rick...
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Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Cancel Game Against St. Louis Rams

Dallas Cowboys Cancel Game Against St. Louis Rams

FORTH WORTH, Texas - Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Wade Phillips told ESPN that he has talked to Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and that they have decided that it would be best to cancel next Sunday's game against the St. Louis Rams. Phillips said that th...
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Funny story:  Michael Phelps' Girlfriend Confirmed to be Michelle Phillips

Michael Phelps' Girlfriend Confirmed to be Michelle Phillips

Insiders have confirmed that Michael Phelps and co-founder of The Mamas and the Papas Michelle Phillips were seen locking lips last week at a tapas bar near Washington D.C. Ms. Phillips, who has been passing herself as the fictitious 'Nicole Johns...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin reads Playgirl Magazine! "Only for the articles, doggone it," says Palin

Sarah Palin reads Playgirl Magazine! "Only for the articles, doggone it," says Palin

Anchorage, Alaska - Unlike President Jimmy Carter, whose popularity shot through the roof in the polls among liberals when he confessed to reading Playboy magazine as one of his vices, Sarah Plain was fearful of losing her conservative base if she a...
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Funny story:  Martha Stewart Crashes Howard Stern's Wedding

Martha Stewart Crashes Howard Stern's Wedding

Though the actual ceremony dates remained a closely guarded secret by the Stern Show and family, domestic-arts queen, Martha Stewart, had apparently crashed the wedding ceremony at its most inopportune moment. Bursting through the door of the re...
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Funny story:  McCain Finally Blames Palin For Low Poll Numbers

McCain Finally Blames Palin For Low Poll Numbers

HOBOKEN, New York - Well it appears that the honeymoon between Senator John McCain and Governor Sarah Palin is finally over. McCain speaking before a crowd gathered at Sinatra Park in Hoboken said that he is extremely disappointed at the latest r...
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Funny story:  Jonathan Ross actually got into trouble due to his pronunciation

Jonathan Ross actually got into trouble due to his pronunciation

It has been revealed today that presenter Jonathan Ross actually got himself into his current spot of bother over pronunciation. With 6 million reasons (running to 18 million reasons over 3 years) why he didn't want to resign following his recent...
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Funny story:  Manchester United "Shitting Themselves" Over Hull City Match

Manchester United "Shitting Themselves" Over Hull City Match

Hull City manager Phil Brown is in confident mood as he plans to take his side to Old Trafford to face champions Manchester United on Saturday, and says Sir Alex Ferguson's team of world-beating superstars are "fairly shitting themselves at the prosp...
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Funny story:  Lewis Hamilton Disqualified After China GP Win!

Lewis Hamilton Disqualified After China GP Win!

Following his emphatic victory in the Chinese Grand Prix, British racing driver Lewis Hamilton has seen joy turn to despair after being disqualified and relegated to last place by Grand Prix officials, following the end of the race. The Officials...
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Funny story:  Mr Drummond from 'Diff'rent Strokes' arrested for 'stroking' kids

Mr Drummond from 'Diff'rent Strokes' arrested for 'stroking' kids

Fictional TV "dad" Mr Drummond from Diff'rent Strokes was arrested last night for, 'stroking' kids, in all sorts of different and unsavoury ways. Mr 'D' is fictional dad to Kimberly, Willis and 5 inch funny boy 'Arnold'. A lawyer acting on beha...
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Funny story:  Want More Sex? Wear Red

Want More Sex? Wear Red

Rochester, NY - Researchers at the University of Rochester have found that wearing red increases sex appeal. It was a red letter day for psychologist Dr Rosie Redfern when she received word that her recent research would be published in the prest...
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Funny story:  Obama Loses Erection - Moves to Japan to be Enka Singer

Obama Loses Erection - Moves to Japan to be Enka Singer

Tokyo, Japan - Baro, real name Barrack Obama, is now to be found in Tokyo as an aspiring enka singer. "I never would have entered the presidential race if I thought there was a chance of me losing my erection," explained Baro, in his newly acquired J...
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Funny story:  Stereophonics front-man Kelly Jones confesses to  picking up man in nightclub high jinks shame

Stereophonics front-man Kelly Jones confesses to picking up man in nightclub high jinks shame

Kelly Jones, lead singer and top hair stylist with the Tom Jones international tribute band, the Stereophonics has admitted to picking up men in sordid and seedy nightclubs, often very late at night at times when he really should be tucked up in bed...
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Funny story:  High School Musical 3: The Film Is Shit

High School Musical 3: The Film Is Shit

Screaming fans greeted the stars of High School Musical 3: The Film Is Shit! for the film's premiere in London's Leicester Square last night, but the biggest moment came when star of the film, Zac Efron, told the crowd: "The film is shit." A hu...
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Funny story:  West Ham In The Shit

West Ham In The Shit

West Ham United, are in the Financial Brown Stuff this morning, after it was revealed that their Icelandic bankers, Landsbanki, had gone into receivership on Tuesday. The Hammers, who were once led by 1966 World Cup-winning captain Bobby Moore, ar...
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Funny story:  Madonna Divorces Ritchie - Adopts Leona Lewis

Madonna Divorces Ritchie - Adopts Leona Lewis

London, England - Poptart Madonna and husband/director Guy Ritchie have confirmed they are to divorce. Rumour mongers in Hollywood, London and New York have speculated the celebrity marriage was on the rocks for the past several months. According...
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Funny story:  The Rise and Rise of Georgina Bailey

The Rise and Rise of Georgina Bailey

Georgina Bailey is a top ten hit by the 70s group Focks. The song is about a slightly overweight, young-ish woman who f***s her way to stardom, fame and fortune. The song states that she dances in a proto-nazi group cheekily named The SS, that sh...
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Funny story:  Wisconsin Marching Band Suspended Indefinitely

Wisconsin Marching Band Suspended Indefinitely

Madison, Wisconsin (Daily Badger Staff Reporter) - The University of Wisconsin marching band has been disbanded indefinitely due to "extracurricular conduct unbecoming a marching band". Prior to Saturday night's matchup versus Big Ten football r...
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Funny story:  Winter Energy Saving Tips

Winter Energy Saving Tips

Winter is at hand, and given the cost of heating fuel and electricity, The Spoof offers these valuable tips to save money this energy season. 1. Sharing body heat conserves energy. Delay the birth of any infants as long as possible. 2. Much body heat is lost through the head. Keep a smoldering fire in your hair during the winter months. 3. Shivering creates body warmth. Try to go through hero...
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Funny story:  Microsoft Announces "The Rock" to Counter Apple's "Brick" Technology

Microsoft Announces "The Rock" to Counter Apple's "Brick" Technology

Jumping on the media bandwagon over recent announcements from Apple Corporation related to its secretive "Brick" project, Bill Gates announced plans to release Microsoft's "Rock" in Q1 of 2009. Not disclosing any details surrounding the "Rock" p...
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Funny story:  Madonna to divorce Guy Richie for Lance Armstrong!

Madonna to divorce Guy Richie for Lance Armstrong!

It's official - Madonna and Guy Richie are headed for divorce court. And, it is not Alex Rodriquez that is coming between this power couple, the cause of this celeb breakup is none other than Lance Armstrong. Armstrong and Madonna have secretly...
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