Funny story:  How to Groom A Small Man

How to Groom A Small Man

The following article describes the procedure for grooming a small man and suggested techniques involved in a good, clean job. It is aimed at both beginners and experienced professionals.
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown to send task force to defend Falkland Islands

Gordon Brown to send task force to defend Falkland Islands

Gordon Brown has been consulting widely to find a way to reverse his disastrous showing in the polls. It would seem that Margaret Thatcher has come up trumps.
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Funny story:  New F Word for Chef Gordon Ramsay

New F Word for Chef Gordon Ramsay

Celebrity TV chef, foul-mouthed Gordon Ramsay, has discovered a new 'F' word to add to his vocabulary.
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Funny story:  McCain: "I No Longer Didn't Vote For Bush"

McCain: "I No Longer Didn't Vote For Bush"

DC - Republican candidate John Sidney McCain III angrily denounced Senator McCain for saying he didn't vote for George W Bush in 2000.
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Funny story:  Myanmar to aid workers: "We're fine, you just have fun with your friends"

Myanmar to aid workers: "We're fine, you just have fun with your friends"

The country of Myanmar advised foreign aid workers that it was probably better if they didn't come into the country.
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Funny story:  The Battle of Britain

The Battle of Britain

Yes, sports fans, and overtime-working policepeople, were rubbing their hands in delight across rainy England, as the news came through that Rangers were due for a visit to Macchester for the UEFA Cup final.
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Funny story:  Mobil Oil Corporation declares bankruptcy (July, 2011)

Mobil Oil Corporation declares bankruptcy (July, 2011)

July, 2011 - Mobil Oil Company announced today that it could no longer compete against alternative energy sources and it will be filing for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. Shares of Mobil stock closed at $0.97, down from $86.52 ju...
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Funny story:  World Wrestles With Burma Hypocrisy

World Wrestles With Burma Hypocrisy

The scale of hypocrisy surrounding Burma after its cyclone is huge, as its evil and sadisitic and neo-fascist regime continues to refuse offers of food aid, and is even starving its own people, rather than accepting the glorious and sainted and wonde...
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Funny story:  People pay to watch the Queen of Norway take a shit

People pay to watch the Queen of Norway take a shit

The people of Norway have spent millions of dollars phoning in to a television show in which the viewers can watch members of the Norwegian Royal Family defecate live on air.
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Funny story:  Austria's Cardinal Groër made Fritzl a Papal Knight say police

Austria's Cardinal Groër made Fritzl a Papal Knight say police

Amstetten - (Sordid Mess): Disgraced Austrian sexual deviant Cardinal Hans Hermann Wilhelm Groër made incest nutter Joseph Fritzl a Papal Knight according to latest police reports.
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Funny story:  Wenger May Turn To Women Next Season

Wenger May Turn To Women Next Season

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has told fans on the club's website that, as a result of his side's disappointing finish to this year's campaign, he may recruit several of the Arsenal Ladies team next seaso...
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Funny story:  Obama & Clinton Go For "Obvious" Strategy

Obama & Clinton Go For "Obvious" Strategy

(Washington, D.C.) On CNN's "Situation Room", in his first interview after a major victory over Senator Hillary Clinton in the North Carolina primary, Senator Barack Obama has begun what many political analysts have cal...
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Funny story:  Jenna Bush says wedding night 'sounds like torture'

Jenna Bush says wedding night 'sounds like torture'

The daughter of President George W Bush, Jenna Bush has spoken out about her fears surrounding what may occur on her wedding night.
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Funny story:  Airports To Be Built On Border To Keep Out Terrorists

Airports To Be Built On Border To Keep Out Terrorists

Finally a solution to stop the "TERRIS" crisis plaguing the United States. According to the guy that lives behind the rubbish bins, out back down the pub, Headsonpikes Inc. is running a contest offering a free trip to an underground, nucle...
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Funny story:  New Panel Show Planned for Saturday Nights

New Panel Show Planned for Saturday Nights

ITV1 have announced plans for a brand new game-show that is set to revolutionise the light entertainment industry.
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Funny story:  Afghanistan's Goat Talent

Afghanistan's Goat Talent

A new show is soon to be aired on the Arabic Satellite Channel, Al Jazeera in an attempt to show the Western World how far Afghanistan has progressed in the last few years. Afghanistans Goat Talent will showcase the huge range of skills attributed to...
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Funny story:  Food Waste Mountain To Be Devoured By Tramps

Food Waste Mountain To Be Devoured By Tramps

Tramps and other homeless misfits are to be invited to a special banquet in London to clear the 3.6million tonne Food Waste Mountain generated by people who needlessly throw away good food.
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Funny story:  Campaign to equate cage fighting with ballet

Campaign to equate cage fighting with ballet

News arrives that the American "Versus" TV channel is launching a campaign to convince viewers that those who take part in the sport of cage fighting require brains as well as brawn, and could just as easily be ballet dancers.
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Funny story:  Ominous portent ahead of Fatima miracle site anniversary

Ominous portent ahead of Fatima miracle site anniversary

Lewiston, New York - (Ominous Mess): A statue of Our Lady of Fatima mysteriously burst into flames at a church in Lewiston yesterday just days away from the 91st anniversary of the Virgin's miraculous appearance at a Portuguese site.
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Funny story:  Report published linking country music to suicide

Report published linking country music to suicide

Two Armenian sociologists, unable to get a job in their local kebab store in Luton, have published a report on the effect of country music on suicide. This is the the first time that something we all know and fear, namely a Dolly Parton, John Denver...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears and Madonna Play Grand Theft Auto 4 With Britney's Kids

Britney Spears and Madonna Play Grand Theft Auto 4 With Britney's Kids

LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) - Madonna has joined Britney Spears expanded visitations and now plays Grand Theft Auto 4 with the Spears' kids.
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Funny story:  Austrian Josef Fritzl to be new Rovers Return cellar man

Austrian Josef Fritzl to be new Rovers Return cellar man

With a fall in the ratings at the hands of EastEnders on the cards, Coronation Street has pulled a fast one by engaging the services of Austrian Josef Fritzl as new cellar man at the Rover's Return.
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Funny story:  Gordon Ramsay outrages Animal Charities

Gordon Ramsay outrages Animal Charities

Fiery Glaswegian cook Gordon Ramsay has outraged several high-profile animal charities by demanding they use 'in-season' ingredients.
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Funny story:  Oscar de la Rent Boy 'thrilled' at Jenna Bush's choice of wedding gown

Oscar de la Rent Boy 'thrilled' at Jenna Bush's choice of wedding gown

Crawford, Texas - (Nuptial Mess): Fabled American couturier Oscar de la Rent Boy is said to be ecstatic at Jenna Bush's cutom-built wedding dress that took his design team over a month to stitch up from start to finish.
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Funny story:  Suspected rabies outbreak at  Princess Diana Fountain

Suspected rabies outbreak at Princess Diana Fountain

London - (Hydrophobic Mess): A one mile exclusion zone has been imposed around Hyde Park's Princess Diana Memorial Fountain after frolicking sun worshipers went down with suspected rabies yesterday.
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Funny story:  Klingon Overtakes All Religions

Klingon Overtakes All Religions

The Klingon Language Version of the World English Bible has now been on the best selling book list not only on Amazon, but also in PoundStretcher stores nationwide for the past three years.
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Funny story:  Road pricing to become law

Road pricing to become law

Under a new initiative drawn up by a hapless Chancellor, and in keeping with quick government action when fleecing the public directly themselves, road pricing takes effect from 1 June this year.
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Funny story:  Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong

Crawford thugs ransacked coffin, converted skull into bong

Crawford, Texas - (Skunk Mess): A shadow looms over Jenna Bush's wedding this Saturday with the news that pranksters managed to find a grave at her family Predator Chapel Ranch home, dig up the coffin, abuse the corpse and covert the skull into...
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Funny story:  Horrified Ant and Dec Hand Back Peoples Choice Award

Horrified Ant and Dec Hand Back Peoples Choice Award

Previously believed to be popular entertainers Ant and Dec were today horrified to learn that not only are they actually unpopular, but they are despised by the average TV viewer.
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Funny story:  Poor show as cops admit Chelsea barrister shot 'only five times'

Poor show as cops admit Chelsea barrister shot 'only five times'

London - (Ass Mess): Metropolitan Police officials have apologised that the national benchmark for shooting a rampaging gunman dead has suffered a setback.
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Funny story:  Dems Quietly Whisper 'Obama' to Hillary

Dems Quietly Whisper 'Obama' to Hillary

Despite the widespread belief that she has lost the Democratic nomination for president, Hillary Rodham Clinton vowed to press on, planting her personal flag - an eagle poised above two crossed dead interns on a field of blue - and confirming...
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Funny story:  Burma Unhappy At World's Refusal To Call It By Its Proper Name

Burma Unhappy At World's Refusal To Call It By Its Proper Name

The government in Burma, where a massive cyclone swept across the country last weekend, have said that they will not allow UN Aid workers to distribute supplies within its borders until the outside world starts using its prop...
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Funny story:  Steve Bruce In Fracas With Groundsman Over Cows Grazing On Pitch

Steve Bruce In Fracas With Groundsman Over Cows Grazing On Pitch

Steve Bruce, the Wigan Athletic boss, has fallen out with Latics' head groundsman Alf Giles after it was alleged that the latter had allowed cows to graze on the JJB Stadium pitch to "churn it up&quo...
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Funny story:  John McCain Says Israeli Scientists "Are Keeping My Brain Alive"

John McCain Says Israeli Scientists "Are Keeping My Brain Alive"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Senator John McCain has stated that he is "not losing his bearings at all" since Israeli scientists "are keeping my brain alive" with daily injections of chicken soup and gefilte fish.
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Funny story:  NASA Announces Mission to Find Russell's Teapot

NASA Announces Mission to Find Russell's Teapot

HOUSTON, TX - Following through on the Bush Administration's support for faith-based science initiatives, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has announced the 2010 launch of its Faith Science Mission (FSM) probe, which is tasked wi...
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Funny story:  Obama Picks Michael Jackson as New Spiritual Advisor

Obama Picks Michael Jackson as New Spiritual Advisor

After Barack Obama has distanced himself from cult leader Jeremiah Wright, he has found a new spiritual advisor who is more in tune with human nature. Who is it? Legendary pop star, Michael Jackson!...
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Funny story:  Dear Sex Advisor P4YG.cum: Is it True about the Platypussy?

Dear Sex Advisor P4YG.cum: Is it True about the Platypussy?

Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia.cum,...
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Funny story:  Boris Puts the Tube on the Wagon

Boris Puts the Tube on the Wagon

New London mayor, Boris Johnson has decided to put the tube on the wagon! Newly elected mayor of London wants prohibition on the public transportation system.
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Funny story:  Young Female Celebrities Unite For Modesty

Young Female Celebrities Unite For Modesty

After two prominent young actresses were recently scandalized in photographs, concerned young female celebrities have united to form an international coalition to stop the sexual exploitation of young female celebrities.
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Funny story:  Former Gitmo Detainee Cobbler Gihad Petto Becomes Mosul Suicide Bomber!

Former Gitmo Detainee Cobbler Gihad Petto Becomes Mosul Suicide Bomber!

Peaceful small village cobbler, Gihad Petto was swept up in America's war on terror and shipped off to detention and torture in US concentration camp at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
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Funny story:  Chinese Totalitarian Philharmimic Plays for Fellow Dictator Benedict XVI

Chinese Totalitarian Philharmimic Plays for Fellow Dictator Benedict XVI

Playing the Mozart Requiem in honor of the death of the Age of Reason, the Communist Chinese Totalitarian Philharmimic Orchestra entertained highly cultured and repressively medieval Pope Benedict.
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Funny story:  Platypusses Lack Nipples

Platypusses Lack Nipples

The journal Science has devoted an entire issue to the platypuses. The table of contents reads like a Monty Python marathon.
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Funny story:  NYC Cops and their Guns

NYC Cops and their Guns

The NY Times has published an expose' on the NYPD and their G-U-N-S. Some interesting statistics from the boys in blue and their blunderbusses: NYPD blasts their weapons far less than they did ten years ago under fascist dictator Guiliani.
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Funny story:  Texas Loads Up For Bush Wedding

Texas Loads Up For Bush Wedding

CRAWFORD, Texas The wedding of President Bush's daughter at his 1,600-acre ranch is the social event of the year in the shit-kickin' Texas town of Crawford.
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Funny story:  Catering Plans Revealed For Jena Bush Wedding

Catering Plans Revealed For Jena Bush Wedding

Jena Bush will be married this weekend at her father's ranch near Crawford, Texas. Considering that "Daddy" is President of the United States, it is a significant ranch and a lot of money is involved in giving away the First Daughter.
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Funny story:  Cruise missile test nearly decapitates 37 Mexicans

Cruise missile test nearly decapitates 37 Mexicans

New Mexico, USA - The US military today tested a new cruise missile across the New Mexican desert.
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Funny story:  ITV Receive Record Fine

ITV Receive Record Fine

ITV has been fined a record £5m plus by Ofcom for abusing premium rate phone services in viewer competitions.
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Funny story:  Austrian Imprisons Teddy Bear

Austrian Imprisons Teddy Bear

VIENNA - Police here have announced that they have discovered a teddy bear, which has been imprisoned in a bunker on the outskirts of Vienna.
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Funny story:  New York Declares War On New Jersey

New York Declares War On New Jersey

ALBANY - At a press conference held here today in New York State's capital, Governor David Paterson announced that New York State has formally declared war on New Jersey.
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