Funny story:  Johnny McC Wants Strict Constructionist Judges

Johnny McC Wants Strict Constructionist Judges

In a new musical comedy, hoping to open in early 2009, called: "Johnny McC Wants Strict Constructionist Judges" playwright and Republican speech-writer illusionist, Soe Wonsided presents the aged yet Presidential (if that means Early Alzhei...
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Funny story:  Senior Surfer Snagged in Sex Sting

Senior Surfer Snagged in Sex Sting

(Philadelphia PA) Winifred (Freddie) Kewl is 86 years old and was shocked to find herself being arrested for prostitution yesterday. The elderly lady was booked for hiring a female prostitute through their website 'Desperate Housewife'. She i...
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Funny story:  Israel's Arrogant Arabs Want Equality!

Israel's Arrogant Arabs Want Equality!

Muhammed Saddiq has a family farm that dates back to an ancestor from the first millennium. He and his family live in the crowded corners of a Palestinian slum.
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Funny story:  Putin's Puppet Proceeds to Presidency!

Putin's Puppet Proceeds to Presidency!

Many world leaders have managed to retain control even after their term in office is over. None however have been as brazen a serpent as Vlad "The Impaler" Putin. Russia's Tsar Vlad has actually installed a marionette in his throne.The...
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Funny story:  Laura Pickles Bush Interview

Laura Pickles Bush Interview

In a recent interview, Mrs. George W. Bush admitted that she routinely carries out her duties as First Lady in a disheveled, filthy state.
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Funny story:  Bush Announces Plan to Pay Off US Debt

Bush Announces Plan to Pay Off US Debt

American President George W. Bush today announced what he calls a "Comprehensive Plan" to pay off the nine trillion dollar US debt. Mr. Bush's plan relies on key funding in the amount of 9 trillion dollars which he says is being provided by a weal...
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Funny story:  Supremes Stick the Execution Needle in; While States Release Wrongly Convicted

Supremes Stick the Execution Needle in; While States Release Wrongly Convicted

While the US Supreme Court, led by appointees of Compassionate Christian Pro-Life Bush, has set free an express line of lethal injections for US deathrow inmates, Levon Jones has joined two of his other North Carolina sentenced to death prisoners. Al...
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Funny story:  Traffic Cameras Too Expensive Let Peeping Ted Do It

Traffic Cameras Too Expensive Let Peeping Ted Do It

Expert economics professor Elmereesha Eelsniffer at Stanford University in California just finished a study. So says a flying chimp that nearly broke the windshield of my car on the way into OZ today. The study was an economical feasibility study to...
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Funny story:  Eurovision Song Contest result announced ahead of event

Eurovision Song Contest result announced ahead of event

The result of this years Eurovision Song Contest has been announced ahead of the competition being held, with the winning song from France gaining the highest number of 12 point votes.
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Funny story:  Myanmar cyclone causes 100,000 fewer Burmese, world grateful

Myanmar cyclone causes 100,000 fewer Burmese, world grateful

Bodies floated in flood waters and survivors tried to reach dry ground on boats using blankets as sails, while the top U.S. diplomat in Myanmar said Wednesday that 100,000 fewer Burmese may exist in the wake of the devastating cyclone.
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Funny story:  Bootleg American Idol CDs a Hot Item in Iraq

Bootleg American Idol CDs a Hot Item in Iraq

During lulls in the fighting between the American Troops and whoever it is that President Bush has decided they are fighting this week, one of the hottest items on the Iraqi black market is bootleg CD's of the show "American Idol".
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Funny story:  Obama Reveals Secret To His Constant Head Hair Length. What Hair?

Obama Reveals Secret To His Constant Head Hair Length. What Hair?

What's a human head called that has what appears to be fuzz or mold growth all over it? Getting more specific, what is on top of Barack Obamas's scalp? Is it really hair? If not, what is it?...
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Funny story:  Harvard Genetics Team Simply Can't Identify Gene For Failure

Harvard Genetics Team Simply Can't Identify Gene For Failure

Cambridge, Mass.- Scientists from Harvard's top team of geneticists have announced the end of a fifteen year, multi-billion project aimed at isolating the gene responsible for failure.
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Funny story:  Nigella Lawson publishes sexual cookbook

Nigella Lawson publishes sexual cookbook

Curvaceous culinary vixen, Nigella Lawson, has launched a new revolutionary cook book - the Kitchen Kama Sutra - where she combines new recipes with adventurous sexual positions.
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton concedes campaign dramatically

Hillary Clinton concedes campaign dramatically

Hillary Clinton stunned democratic supporters by announcing her withdrawal from the nomination race in a foul mouthed, drunken tirade.
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Funny story:  Over-used "You nailed it" TV talent show statement has biblical roots

Over-used "You nailed it" TV talent show statement has biblical roots

"You nailed it" - a statement so beloved and so overused by all judges of television talent contests from "Britain's Got Talent" to various Andrew Lloyds Bank productions, was today explained at a pre...
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Funny story:  Bush Offers Advice To Dem. Hopefuls

Bush Offers Advice To Dem. Hopefuls

Washington, DC - President Bush made a rare across-the-aisle gesture to the Democratic hopefuls Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton via conference call, offering advice on campaigning, and the duties of the President.Many details of the call are not ava...
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Funny story:  Mariah's Bliss Over Quickly

Mariah's Bliss Over Quickly

We'reAHellOfALotBetterThanYou Hills, CA.- In an all-too expected announcement, Nick Cannon has filed for divorce from new nanny - Ahem, sorry! - wife, Mariah Carey.
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Funny story:  Cristaino Admits Fear Of Dickinson

Cristaino Admits Fear Of Dickinson

After Carl Dickinson said he was looking forward to playing against Cristiano Ronaldo, Ronaldo admitted he is scared for next season, saying Dickinson is the person that could stop Manchester United winning the title.
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Funny story:  Man With Window-Rattling Car Stereo Cooler Than Everyone Else

Man With Window-Rattling Car Stereo Cooler Than Everyone Else

Pleasant Grove, UT - Officials here announced today that a man whose car stereo rattled the glass on houses is cooler than everybody else, and that we should all notice him and say, "Wow! He's so cool!"...
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Funny story:  Not Famous Man Gets Moment Of Celebrity

Not Famous Man Gets Moment Of Celebrity

Hungarian Vladko Kafka, 43, is celebrating a rare moment of fame in his usually dull and un-eventful life.
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Funny story:  Grandpa Ganja On Crime in the Streets

Grandpa Ganja On Crime in the Streets

The crime stats are rising again in America. We've replaced prosperity with layoffs and falling stock markets and the newly unemployed crooks are reverting to their nefarious ways. We're engaged in a war against crime to add to all our other wars and this one isn't going too well, either. As a result, we're developing a loser's mentality. Take the war on drugs, for example. The politicos claim...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus Only People In Whole Wide World With Problems

Britney Spears and Miley Cyrus Only People In Whole Wide World With Problems

NEW YORK - Doctors revealed news today that set the psychology field on its head, stating that there was a new disease striking pop stars. They are calling this disease "Problems."...
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Funny story:  Masochists going soft

Masochists going soft

With lined handcuffs such as these now available at various Bondage, Domination, Sadism & Masochism retail outlets, it is clear that a new generation of very soft masochists are coming of age.
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Funny story:  Wills & Harry Shitty Salute Tanks to Parade Past Ludgate Circus Hitler Memorial

Wills & Harry Shitty Salute Tanks to Parade Past Ludgate Circus Hitler Memorial

Shitty of London - (Ass Mess): Wednesday evening's military tattoo in the City of London will feature a parade of tanks and armored vehicles escorted by the Pretender's heirs-of-the-dog Wills and harry.
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Funny story:  1 Million School Children Missing

1 Million School Children Missing

The entire Bush Mob and staff left town today and began gathering up all the children in the United States.
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Funny story:  Nazi S&M orgy fiend Max Mosley went on three-legged Vienna brothel crawl with incest nutter Fritzl

Nazi S&M orgy fiend Max Mosley went on three-legged Vienna brothel crawl with incest nutter Fritzl

Vienna, Austria - (Nazi Ass Mess): Austria's Ministry of Justice (sic) has confirmed that Nazi S&M orgy fanatic Max Mosley recently went on a three-legged Viennese brothel crawl with Amstetten incest nutter Joseph Fritzl.
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Funny story:  Lethal Injection Declared A Party Drug In Florida

Lethal Injection Declared A Party Drug In Florida

Snug Harbor, FL - Thousands of senior citizens, elderly folks, old farts, and just plain "Age-Challenged" are coming back to their nursing homes, assisted living facilities, and their houses wasted off their asses and then dying - according...
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Funny story:  Stoke boss makes first signing

Stoke boss makes first signing

Stoke boss Tony Pulis, who successfully took Stoke City into the Premier League last Sunday, is reported to have made his first signing for next season.
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Funny story:  Appeal Judge's son dead in Catatonia

Appeal Judge's son dead in Catatonia

Italy - (Perplexing Mess): Mystery surrounds the death of the son of a prominent UK Appeal Lord who died in Sicily's Catatonia just days after police frogmarched him to rehab.
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Funny story:  That joke isn't funny anymore

That joke isn't funny anymore

It has just been revealed that disgusted fans of comic Jimmy London stormed out of a show last month after he allegedly molested a young woman on stage.
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Funny story:  Starving People Won't Eat Dead Babies

Starving People Won't Eat Dead Babies

Democratic Republic of The Congo - Children affected by war in eastern Democratic Republic of Congo face starvation, says the UN food agency.
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Funny story:  Train Times

Train Times

Leonard Waring from Radcliff has shown that old trains are the way to go with economic improvements to railways.
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Funny story:  Eight Bells Trainer Denies Steroid Use

Eight Bells Trainer Denies Steroid Use

Larry Jones, trainer for Kentucky Derby runner up Eight Bells who tragically snapped both front ankles after her remarkable Churchill Downs dash, categorically denied steroid use by the fallen filly.
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Funny story:  Research shows that not all Austrians are perverts

Research shows that not all Austrians are perverts

New research from ADOLF, (the Austrian Department Of Lovely Fellows) has revealed that not all Austrians are perverts.
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Funny story:  Blow Job Ghost Destroys Image of Shitterton, Dorset

Blow Job Ghost Destroys Image of Shitterton, Dorset

Shitterton, Dorset, England - Shitterton is a hamlet in the village of Bere Regis in the Purbeck district of Dorset, England, between Poole and Dorchester. The village had about 1,797 Shittertoners in 2001.
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Funny story:  Jacqui Smith Announces Stronger Cannabis Law

Jacqui Smith Announces Stronger Cannabis Law

Jacqui Smith, the pot-smoking Home Secretary, has announced that, from today, all cannabis that is smoked in the UK must be stronger, and must meet stringent European Cannabis Strength Laws.
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Funny story:  3 Arrested at Annual Wanker Toss at Wetwang, Yorkshire

3 Arrested at Annual Wanker Toss at Wetwang, Yorkshire

Wetwang, Yorkshire - I'm told I come from Twatt, Orkney, Shetland Islands, Scotland so who am I to larf at stupid things in Britain. Of course I had to get out of Twatt as soon as I was about 15 and had the means to do. I joined the circus but that's another entirely different story isn't it? Or for those of you from California, "That's a whole nother story". Cringe.
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Funny story:  Nintendo announces Wii pole dancing game

Nintendo announces Wii pole dancing game

Nintendo have launched a new title for their family-friendly Wii console 'Po-Po Electro Pole Dancer Xtreme' which recreates what it is like to be a Pole Dancer.
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Funny story:  Britons agree: dead neighbours are the best neighbours

Britons agree: dead neighbours are the best neighbours

Half of Britons have said hello to fewer three people in their street in the last week, with the other half only mildly curious whether or not their neighbors might actually be dead, a survey for BBC Breakfast has suggested.
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Funny story:  Tributes to 'sainted' son

Tributes to 'sainted' son

The parents of a 14 year-old boy killed in an uninteresting road crash in Scotland have paid tribute to their 'unbelievably sainted and wonderful ickle' son, after he became the 3,012th British road traffic accident vicitim this year. Sitting at...
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Funny story:  DC Madam Was Victim Of CIA

DC Madam Was Victim Of CIA

Deborah Jean Palfrey, the US woman recently convicted for her role as the head of a Washington DC escort agency, and found dead last week, may have been a victim of the CIA, some of her charges have said.
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Funny story:  'Dogging' Not As Popular As It Used To Be, Says Voyeur

'Dogging' Not As Popular As It Used To Be, Says Voyeur

'Dogging' is losing its popularity, and is not as practised as it was only a year ago, says an expert who regularly attends dogging events. Dogging, the act of performing sex whilst being watched by strangers, achieved notoriety in the 1990s after...
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Funny story:  Nottingham Forest To Be Docked 10 Points To Avoid Violent Local Derbies

Nottingham Forest To Be Docked 10 Points To Avoid Violent Local Derbies

Nottingham Forest, newly promoted to the Championship, are to be docked 10 points by the Football Association in a surprise bid to avoid potentially violent local derbies with their fiercest rivals,...
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Funny story:  The Algarve kids club that lets you drink and drink

The Algarve kids club that lets you drink and drink

The number of UK citizens flying to Portugal for the summer has more than doubled following the launch of a new Drink And Be Merry kids club was launched, say tourism authorities.
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Funny story:  Scousers eat my shorts, says Boris Johnson

Scousers eat my shorts, says Boris Johnson

New London mayor Boris Johnson spent Bank Holiday Monday ringing people in Liverpool to tell them to "come and have a go if you think you're hard enough".
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Funny story:  CCTV cameras running out of material, say TV execs

CCTV cameras running out of material, say TV execs

Britain's CCTV cameras are useless, said a top TV exec who revealed that only 3% of the footage cameras record is usable for a reality TV documentary.
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Funny story:  Fun Run For Asthmatics was "just a wheeze"

Fun Run For Asthmatics was "just a wheeze"

A man accused of causing the deaths of 10 asthmatics in his town said his Fun Run idea was "just a wheeze". The charity event was intended to generate publicity and funds for asthma sufferers in Acton, where pollution is particularly foul.
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Funny story:  Illness and shock when customer actually gets through to a Microsoft customer services staff member

Illness and shock when customer actually gets through to a Microsoft customer services staff member

Microsoft customer, Curt N Rodde was told yesterday to 'pull himself together' when he fell ill and suffered mental anguish having managed to contact a human being at Microsoft when he had a problem with his Windows XP.
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Funny story:  It's a Funny Old Game

It's a Funny Old Game

Wigan Athletic Football Club will be under close scrutiny this Sunday when they entertain leaders and favourites to win the premiership Manchester Utd at the JJB Stadium.
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Records Cover of Dad Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky Heart while Fully Clothed and Playing with a Daniel Radcliffe Toothbrush

Miley Cyrus Records Cover of Dad Billy Ray Cyrus' Achy Breaky Heart while Fully Clothed and Playing with a Daniel Radcliffe Toothbrush

Miley Cyrus has recorded a cover of her dad Billy Ray's smash hit tune 'Achy Breaky Heart' for a new movie while fully clothed in a recording studio in downtown Los Angles.
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Funny story:  Seasons in the Sun

Seasons in the Sun

The UK Tourism Board is to officially close down in July of this year, after many years of attempting to persuade the general public that the future of 'holidaying' was in the UK with little or no success.
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Funny story:  Illegal Immigrants demand free HDTV's...

Illegal Immigrants demand free HDTV's...

Nagadoches, TX - A representative for the Illegal Immigrant rights group, 'Los Locos' demanded free HDTV's be provided to each and every illegal immigrant today.
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Funny story:  US South, Epicenter of America's Cardiac Clog Capital

US South, Epicenter of America's Cardiac Clog Capital

Studies of USA health have revealed that the American south is not just the seat of hospitality, gentility but also the dietary slave to cholesterol, fatty asses and clogged arteries.
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Funny story:  Commodore 64 Used to Buy Google, Microsoft and Yahoo!

Commodore 64 Used to Buy Google, Microsoft and Yahoo!

An antique computer genius in a bunker under the Silicone enhanced hills that gave the valley below its name managed the impossible. Using only his vestigial Commodore 64 the geek of all geeks as he is known in the world of chips and bytes leveraged...
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Funny story:  Kuwaitis Wait for Democracy Years after Bush I War; An Iraqi Augury?

Kuwaitis Wait for Democracy Years after Bush I War; An Iraqi Augury?

"American blood stained Kuwaiti sand sent to die by Bush I, our fighting women and men helped save the Kuwaiti monarchy while the princes and princesses of the emirate frollicked on Riviera yachts.", thus spake US War College Mideast expert...
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Funny story:  Clinton's Plane Ditches Uses Pantsuit To Save Everyone

Clinton's Plane Ditches Uses Pantsuit To Save Everyone

A plane carrying Hillary Clinton just ditched in the Atlantic Ocean this evening on the way back to New York from Indianapolis Indiana according to an invisible man in my garage who sits on a flaming rope.
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