Funny story:  McCain Threatens to Pull out of the Race

McCain Threatens to Pull out of the Race

The 71-year-old Senator says he's sick of waiting on Obama and Clinton.
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Funny story:  Britain's got talent - they think It's all over - well it is now

Britain's got talent - they think It's all over - well it is now

After auditioning over seven million people, with nightly televised heats lasting over three years, the winner of "Britain's Got Talent" was announced last night.
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Funny story:  Obama calls for unity

Obama calls for unity

The presumptive Democratic Presidential nominee has called on Americans of all stripes to sheath their differences and walk together as one.
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton calls for Cuban Delegates and votes

Hillary Clinton calls for Cuban Delegates and votes

Havana, Cuba (SP) - Hillary Clinton has called for the inclusion of Cuban Delegates and votes, saying their exclusion is 'unfair.'...
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Funny story:  Tevez wins top Manchester award!

Tevez wins top Manchester award!

Carlos Alberto Tevez of Manchester United and Argentina has been awarded the 'MAN'chester award in Manchester.This award is given to those special people who have the face that turns the most number of people on that area.
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Pregnant With Siamese Twins

Angelina Jolie Pregnant With Siamese Twins

(Hollywood CA) Movie star Angelina Jolie confirmed rumours today that she is pregnant with conjoined (Siamese) twins. An ultrasound shows the twins are joined at the hip and cannot be separated.
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Funny story:  Pretender's son posted to family crack smuggling duties

Pretender's son posted to family crack smuggling duties

London - (Fetid Fascist Mess): The tribute artiste being promoted relentlessly by the UK Hellfire Club as the Pretender's elder son has been thrown in the deep end by the Navy.
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Funny story:  America Votes On Whether It's A Republic Or A Democracy

America Votes On Whether It's A Republic Or A Democracy

The USA is to hold a nationwide vote on a single question that has caused much confusion - is it a republic, or is it a democracy? The answer since 1776, of course, is that it's both, and it's neither.
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Funny story:  Bush Says His Domestic Policy Was Also Directed by God

Bush Says His Domestic Policy Was Also Directed by God

In the wake of reports in which President Bush claimed to have been directed by God to invade Afghanistan and Iraq, the president stated in a Tuesday press conference that several of his domestic policies are also of divine inspiration.
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Funny story:  Davina McCall complains

Davina McCall complains

TV host Davina McCall, who is partially responsible for the human suffering of Big Brother is complaining, again.
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell wins...

Simon Cowell wins...

Shock news has reached us that Simon Cowell, high waist-banded soldier in the fight against good music has won the current round of Britain's Got Talent.
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Funny story:  America Declares War On Leeward Islands

America Declares War On Leeward Islands

Today, the United States of America declared war on the mighty nation of the Leeward Islands. For decades the Islands, with a population of 17,000, have funded international terrorism and have been a thorn in the side of the USA, and their 'we tr...
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Funny story:  "Lost Tribe" of Brazil Not So Lost After All

"Lost Tribe" of Brazil Not So Lost After All

The "Lost Tribe" of Brazil may not have been so "lost" after all. The scientific community that was collectively on its way to South America by ground, sea, and air and willingly contributing to global warming has come to a scree...
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Funny story:  Sir Alan Sugar endorses the Charlie Bucket school of Business

Sir Alan Sugar endorses the Charlie Bucket school of Business

The Bob Hoskins of the business world, Sir Alan Sugar (see how many anagrams there are of that name, kids) has said that his perfect candidate on The Apprentice would be Charlie Bucket.
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Funny story:  Colorado & Nebraska USA Welcome ETs

Colorado & Nebraska USA Welcome ETs

In Denver, Colorado, USA, some folks with a peculiar mindset have signed an election initiative so citizens can vote whether to establish a department for documenting & analyzing claims about extra-terrestrial (ET) entities. Part of the hoopla & hyp...
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Funny story:  Tony Blair To Found A New Religion

Tony Blair To Found A New Religion

Former Prime Minister Tony Blair today announced that he was setting up a new religion. Speaking from his coal-miner's cottage in Sedgefield, Mr. Blair said: 'Yes, today I am launching a new world religion, the Church Of Saint Anthony of Blair, a...
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Funny story:  KISS Does Condi

KISS Does Condi

On tour in Sweden: KISS--the iconic supreme rock band--has added Condoleeza Rice under their belt as a fan (or perhaps a groupie)?...
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Funny story:  DNC Meets To See If Crying Clinton Can Be Appeased

DNC Meets To See If Crying Clinton Can Be Appeased

(Washington D.C.) - The Democratic National Committee's Rules and Bylaws panel is meeting today in Washington to see if they can come to a resolution of the situation regarding the stripped delegates from Michigan and Florida, amidst calls by the...
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Funny story:  George Bush To Take English Lessons

George Bush To Take English Lessons

President George W Bush will today start taking English lessons.
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Funny story:  Bush To Become A Rock Star

Bush To Become A Rock Star

Exiting American President, George W Bush, has decided to become a rock star next January.
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Funny story:  Munger P.I. - Part Three

Munger P.I. - Part Three

Chapter 9 Killing Me Softly...With Murder!...
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Funny story:  Big Paint Drier

Big Paint Drier

Intelligent viewers across the United Kingdom are looking forward to the start of series eighteen of Big Paint Drier, which starts next week.
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Funny story:  Radders Bid To 'Get Down With The Kids'

Radders Bid To 'Get Down With The Kids'

It has come to the attention of acting hunk Daniel Radders that he is not getting enough awards for his contribution to the screen and the reason behind this is not because he is a bad actor, no far from it but because he is not in touch with today&#...
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Funny story:  Markets sense massive BigOil merger as Chevron moves into former Enron HQ

Markets sense massive BigOil merger as Chevron moves into former Enron HQ

Off-the-Wall Street, NYC - (Big Ass Mess): Oil markets are ablaze with persistent reports that Chevron Oil's humongous war chest is about to swallow up Exxon-Mobil, the US No 1 oil company.
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Funny story:  Blair's son Leo spawned from Turin Shroud-harvested DNA

Blair's son Leo spawned from Turin Shroud-harvested DNA

London - (Reuterus & Infalible Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's youngest brat Leo was conceived via cutting edge IVF treatment using DNA extracted from blood droplets found on the Turin Shroud hoax.
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Funny story:  Chinese earthquake UFO shot down over Vietnam

Chinese earthquake UFO shot down over Vietnam

Phu Quoc, Cambodia - (Extraterrestrial Mess): Vietnam's air force has shot down an ominous-looking UFO that had been spotted hovering menacingly in its sovereign airspace.
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie gives birth - Madonna to adopt

Angelina Jolie gives birth - Madonna to adopt

Angeline Jolie, star of movies such as Foxfire and 'When Collagen goes wrong' has given birth to twins in an Indian Teepee today. Continuing her humanitarian work, aging popstar Madonna is expected to legally adopt both, at some point this we...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown: Phone Pest!

Gordon Brown: Phone Pest!

Not content with annoying the country with his democratic decision making, British Prime Monster Gorgon Brown has a new tactic - cold calling!...
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Funny story:  "Send in the Clones"

"Send in the Clones"

A short newspaper headline history of future events.
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Funny story:  British Airways long haul at Terminal 5

British Airways long haul at Terminal 5

British Airways is putting the final touches to long haul for passengers at its recently opened fiasco, Terminal 5. Destinations to be included are New York, New York (so good they named it twice), Beijing where you have to be careful a tank doesn...
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Funny story:  Hull City Wanderers refute 'new Bolton' rumours

Hull City Wanderers refute 'new Bolton' rumours

Premiership new boys Hull City Wanderers, led by ex Bolton wing wizard Phil Brown were today said to be trying to play down rumours suggesting they could be the new Bolton.
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Funny story:  Mars Probe Finds Something Astonishing

Mars Probe Finds Something Astonishing

Scientific experts and photographic analysts at NASA have revealed that surface images received from the Mars probe Phoenix show millions of small rectangular blocks that were formed long after the birth of...
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Funny story:  UN Inspectors To Intervene In Eurovision Crisis

UN Inspectors To Intervene In Eurovision Crisis

Inspectors from the United Nations are to be asked to investigate allegations of vote-rigging amongst judges at the Eurovision Song Contest, it has been reported, after the United Kingdom failed to impress once again...
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Funny story:  Marty and his skinny latte

Marty and his skinny latte

In conjunction with Time Out magazine and Metro Newspaper, London is to present the annual pretentious stakes for 2008.
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Funny story:  Ain't that a kick in the head

Ain't that a kick in the head

As thousands of commuters struggled this week to make their way into Liverpool St after a bridge was struck, they faced further insult by train companies increasing fares prices again and fining passengers who complained.
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Funny story:  Fired? I'm not even Hired!

Fired? I'm not even Hired!

Chelsea football club was today plunged into further turmoil as they sacked their next manager before even unveiling him after Roman Abramovich decided to call time deeming his reign unsuccessful.
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Funny story:  Man Drowns After Wooden Leg Catches Fire

Man Drowns After Wooden Leg Catches Fire

British fire authorities have called for a full investigation following the drowning death of a seventy year old pensioner who was hosed down by as many as four "overzealous" fire units after his prosthetic leg caught fire.
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Funny story:  Dinner Conversation Revolves Around Mashed Potatoes For 15 Minutes

Dinner Conversation Revolves Around Mashed Potatoes For 15 Minutes

PORT JEFFERSON, NY -- With the table conversation quickly running dry at the Johannigans family Memorial Day Weekend dinner, somebody needed to step up and re-energize it. As members of the family poked around at their food desperately searching their minds for a thought to vocalize, the lingering silence continued, demanding to be broken. But most were held speechless.
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Funny story:  Ron Paul is GOP Nominee

Ron Paul is GOP Nominee

Today, the GOP dropped McCain as their presumptive nominee and unanimously chose Rep. Ron Paul as their nominee.
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Funny story:  New York to recognize extraterrestrial marriages

New York to recognize extraterrestrial marriages

Gov. David Paterson of New York has told state agencies to recognize extraterrestrial marriages performed in states, countries and planetary systems where they are legal, his spokeswoman said Wednesday.
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Funny story:  Maryland Woman Invents Transporter Device

Maryland Woman Invents Transporter Device

Linda Crabb was carpooling home from work in downtown Baltimore Maryland with four coworkers when everything came to a screeching halt on the Chesapeake Bay Bridge.
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Funny story:  Fourth Foot Found

Fourth Foot Found

VANCOUVER, B.C. - For the fourth time in less than a year, a right human foot has been found off one of four different islands in the Strait of Georgia in British Columbia.
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