Funny story:  It Ain't No Auger

It Ain't No Auger

Having seen the article 'Scientists at Newcastle University, England, announced last month that they had created the first part-human, part-animal hybrid embryos ', April 1, 2008, BBC News, Health, I immediately saddled my fast electromagnetic horse, and, like the Thermo-man, swished into future and past.
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Funny story:  Chelsea Sell Trophy Cabinet

Chelsea Sell Trophy Cabinet

Chelsea Football Club, who lost last night's Champions League Final to Manchester United on penalties, have ended the season without any success whatsoever, and have decided to sell their trophy cabinet.
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Funny story:  Devon Liberation Army Strike Again

Devon Liberation Army Strike Again

The Devon Liberation Army today bombed a restaurant in Exeter, and a communique from the DLA headquarters in Torbay said this : 'While London continues to oppress the Devonian people, and occupy our great and ancient county, we will continue with our...
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Funny story:  Celebrations as Zimbabwe receives Millennium Squared Award

Celebrations as Zimbabwe receives Millennium Squared Award

Inhabitants of Zimbabwe are set to receive accolades and plaudits from around the world as their president Robert "Mad Bob" Mugabe jets off to the UN in the official Zimbabwean Sopwith Camel to receive his "World Bank Millennium Square...
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Funny story:  The Worst 10 Eurovision Songs

The Worst 10 Eurovision Songs

The results of the BBC's Worst 10 Eurovision Songs vote was announced today, and here is the list. * 'La la la la la', by Sweden's The Bjeardies. * 'Oompa Oompa, Ra Ra Ra', by Switzerland's Christine Dior. * 'Death To Turkish Cyprus', by Greece's Bubble and Squeaks. * 'Why Are We In A European Contest?', by Israel's The Mother-In-Laws. * 'Heil Heidi Heidi', by Germany's The Goosest...
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Funny story:  Cherie joins Carlton Club

Cherie joins Carlton Club

London - (Rotters): Cherie Blair has joined her birth mother Margaret Thatcher in becoming a member of the elite Tory stink-tank the Carlton Club which voted yesterday to end its men-only rule.
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Funny story:  Wolverines slam TV presenter's Herculean mile high sex romp reports

Wolverines slam TV presenter's Herculean mile high sex romp reports

Sydney, Australia - (Cheeky Ass Mess): Wolverines' lead singer Darcy LeYear has rubbished stories that Who Dares Wins TV presenter Tania Zaeeta shagged an entire detachment of Australia's elite SAS aboard a Hercules carrier enroute...
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Funny story:  Depleted Photons and Global Swarming

Depleted Photons and Global Swarming

Is there global warming, yes, possibly followed by global cooling. Planet earth is going through one of its Millennial cycles. Is this cause man made by pollutants and hydrocarbons, e.g. CO2? We don't really know, as most of the science appears to be a politically motivated career opportunity.
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Funny story:  Zimbabwe offers assistance to South Africa

Zimbabwe offers assistance to South Africa

Robert Mugabe today offered assistance with the outbreak of xenophobic attacks in neighbouring South Africa.
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Funny story:  Humans to be put on the ESL

Humans to be put on the ESL

The US Department of Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) announced today that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has petitioned to have Humans put on the endangered Species List (ESL).
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Funny story:  'Savages' to blame for TV reprimand

'Savages' to blame for TV reprimand

TV bosses have reacted with anger to claims they are biased towards London.
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Funny story:  Pope JP2 Lodge beatification "as soon as witness against him takes a hit": Vatican

Pope JP2 Lodge beatification "as soon as witness against him takes a hit": Vatican

Rome - (Satanic Mess): Plans to make Pope John Paul II a saint are on a roll just as soon as the Vatican makes the necessary arrangements for the customary drive-by shooting to eradicate the principal witness against him.
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Funny story:  Cristiano Ronaldo Awarded Freedom Of Manchester Gay Quarter

Cristiano Ronaldo Awarded Freedom Of Manchester Gay Quarter

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United winger whose goal helped the Reds to win last night's Champions League Final in Moscow, is to be given the freedom of Manchester's Gay Quarter as a result of his s...
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Funny story:  Champions League Final The Wettest On Record

Champions League Final The Wettest On Record

Last night's Champions League Final at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow was the wettest on record, say meteorologists, who clearly have no sense of occasion. Nearly 20million buckets of rain fell - enough to ruin
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Funny story:  Political Detection Meter

Political Detection Meter

Dear Valued Customer and General Election Voter:...
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Funny story:  Chelsea dribbling skills not enough to win against Manchester United

Chelsea dribbling skills not enough to win against Manchester United

In an exciting football final where Manchester United met Chelsea in Moscow, which is a still a 'communist-ish' city sufficiently far enough away from the UK to keep troublemakers at bay, Chelsea's dribbling skills were not enough to gain...
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Funny story:  Paraphernalia4yourgentalia, Guest, Cristiano Ronaldo

Paraphernalia4yourgentalia, Guest, Cristiano Ronaldo

Dear Ronaldo, I am a great admirer of your football prowess (I forgive you for the missed penalty kicks in the finals against Chelsea (...
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Funny story:  Ronaldo's Miss Blamed on Hoes Not Bros

Ronaldo's Miss Blamed on Hoes Not Bros

Manchester's Cristiano Ronaldo's missed crucial penalty kicks have set the world of sport speculating about the cause of his big choke. Many are drawing analogies to the US Dallas Quarterback and his Mexican lark with a sexy mama.
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Funny story:  Bush Enrolls in Ringling Brothers Clown College

Bush Enrolls in Ringling Brothers Clown College

George Walker Bush has been considering his post-Presidential options as his lame duck presidency grows lamer and lamer and he ducks responsibility more and more.
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Funny story:  Rural Britons Dominate Broadband!

Rural Britons Dominate Broadband!

Broadband providers throughout the United Kingdom are reporting that the majority of the sales are coming from the rural regions of the Queen's England. Some analysts believed that the trend was fueled by the poor telly reception and the exorbita...
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Funny story:  USA Hot Dog, Warren Buffet Goes Shopping in Frankfurter!

USA Hot Dog, Warren Buffet Goes Shopping in Frankfurter!

The Daddy War and Peace bucks of USA and International bizness, Warren Buffet has abandoned his usual chase after Greenbacks and stocks in US owned enterprises. The Bush Greater Depression has sent the money hound sniffing abroad.
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Funny story:  RepoMan, New American Idol!

RepoMan, New American Idol!

In an amazing development on hit show, American Idol, all leading contestants were rejected in favor of an astounding call in campaign for RepoMan.
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus turning normal grown men into pedophiles

Miley Cyrus turning normal grown men into pedophiles

Provocative 15-year-old Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus is turning formerly healthy heterosexual men into pedophiles, according to law enforcement agencies.
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Funny story:  Brown Directs British Admiralty to Hunt Down and Destroy Hello Kitty

Brown Directs British Admiralty to Hunt Down and Destroy Hello Kitty

Prime Minister Gordon Brown announced he has had enough of Japanese capitalist imperialism seeking world domination through consumer electronics, mind-numbing computer games and anime. "Britain is a tolerant, fair and decent country but enough i...
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Funny story:  Wiggles' Big Red Car Piles Up Over 100 Infractions in Eight U.S. States

Wiggles' Big Red Car Piles Up Over 100 Infractions in Eight U.S. States

Taba Naba, Torres Strait -- Highway patrolmen and local police officers from 13 U.S. cities in eight states announced a concerted effort today to locate and impound a homemade automobile known as the Big Red Car for over 100 infractions ranging from...
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Funny story:  Opinions Are Like Buttholes

Opinions Are Like Buttholes

Remember the famous American history story of George Washington? We all know it (at least we Americans, and I'm sure some of you Britons do as well, since we probably crammed it down your throats after the war).
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Funny story:  Vanessa Hudgens Goes Into Labor While Filming High School Musical 3!!

Vanessa Hudgens Goes Into Labor While Filming High School Musical 3!!

We all know that, High School Musical star, Vanessa Hudgens was preganant by co-star, Zac Efron. Well, one day when they were all filming, Vanessa started yelling and screaming, that her water broke (as she got pregnant last year.)...
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