Funny story:  The Kate Middleton skagheads' needle exchange garden takes gold

The Kate Middleton skagheads' needle exchange garden takes gold

Chelsea - (Rehab Mess): A post-urban smack addicts' needle exchange garden modelled on Kate Middleton's social life has taken gold at the Chelsea Flower Show.
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Funny story:  Ron Paul finds lost Blanket.  Calls off election bid.

Ron Paul finds lost Blanket. Calls off election bid.

Ron Paul announced to day that he is no longer seeking to be President of the United States of America.
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Funny story:  David Beckham and Posh One and the Same

David Beckham and Posh One and the Same

In a real-life Psycho story David Beckham surprised everyone today by revealing that Posh has been a total fabrication created by him and a right good joke on everybody. Not waiting for the laughter to subside Becks says it was all too easy, "I...
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Funny story:  Police Crime Wave!

Police Crime Wave!

British Police stations have been targeted today in a wave of incidents up and down the country.
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Funny story:  Chelsea Clinton blames Father for her looks

Chelsea Clinton blames Father for her looks

Louisville KY: When I saw the former (and possible future) first daughter being ushered into the Denny's where I was enjoying my Grand Slam Breakfast I never dreamed that she would end up sitting at the table next to my booth.
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Funny story:  Magic Fish Takes Control of Stock Markets

Magic Fish Takes Control of Stock Markets

A plastic 'magic fish' which has predictive qualities has taken control of the worlds Stock Markets.
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Funny story:  It's Official: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit Has Nineteen E's

It's Official: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit Has Nineteen E's

SYDNEY- Top linguists from the English-speaking world convened in Sydney, Australia on Monday and reached a difficult consensus regarding the proper spelling of...
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Funny story:  John McCain: "Negotiating With Terrorists Is Not As Effective As Handing Them Our Weapons."

John McCain: "Negotiating With Terrorists Is Not As Effective As Handing Them Our Weapons."

President Bush commemorated Israel's 60th birthday by launching a political attack on the Democratic presidential candidates.
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Funny story:  The Duchess of York Fumes Over Fat Daughter Remarks

The Duchess of York Fumes Over Fat Daughter Remarks

Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York has seen red. No, she has not looked into a mirror, she is upset over claims by the media that her daughter is overweight.
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Funny story:  Death-Row Prisoner Pins Last-Ditch Hope on Giambi's Golden Thong

Death-Row Prisoner Pins Last-Ditch Hope on Giambi's Golden Thong

A death-row inmate has received Yankee slugger Jason Giambi's Golden Thong in the hopes of averting death by lethal injection Thursday.
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Funny story:  Osama to change name - seeks suggestions

Osama to change name - seeks suggestions

Popular millionaire terrorist and murderer, Osama Bin Laden of 3, The Cave, Uphills, Pakistan (turn left after the Halal Burger King on Highway 13) is seeking to change his name, according to his public relations agency Al Jazera. Fed up being cal...
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Funny story:  Gemini solar ingress is Armageddon Venus Fly Trap

Gemini solar ingress is Armageddon Venus Fly Trap

The Cosmos - (Apocalyptic Mess): Astrologers are warning that Tuesday's portents hail a huge cosmic sting in the sign of the Twins as the forces of law and order combat the plague of Opus Dei tribute artistes posing as genuine born-again Illumina...
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Funny story:  Almost a two-horse town!

Almost a two-horse town!

Amid rising petrol prices, the villagers in a Gloucestershire village have come up with an entirely eco-friendly solution. The steep slopes (sometimes 1 in 2) of Chalford have long been a problem for cars to negotiat...
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Funny story:  Blind Man Regains Sight, Tears Eyes Out After Discovering Society Is Unjust

Blind Man Regains Sight, Tears Eyes Out After Discovering Society Is Unjust

A man who has been blind since childhood, and who regained his sight in a freakish accident, has now torn his eyes out after discovering that the world is such a horrible, immoral and corrupt place, according to a report. The man, Reg Pilger, 36,...
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Funny story:  David Archuleta quits American Idol?

David Archuleta quits American Idol?

Los Angeles - David Archuleta, one of American Idol's finalists, has decided to quit the competitions citing overly commercial nature of show and undesirable judges.
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Funny story:  Cardiff City Scum Cause Mayhem, And Pompey Too!

Cardiff City Scum Cause Mayhem, And Pompey Too!

Police today are reliving Saturday's mayhem outside Wembley stadium as 90,000 fans poured out into the Capital.
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Funny story:  Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke banned in Iran

Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke banned in Iran

The now famous, but sometimes politically incorrect and nonetheless extremely funny Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke has been banned in Iran by their president, Havano Dinnajacket.
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Funny story:  Daleks vs Burkas and up in arms over Passport Office fiasco

Daleks vs Burkas and up in arms over Passport Office fiasco

A Channel Islands-based organisation, the Jersey International Honourable Association of Daleks (JIHAD) has reacted strongly to a request from the National passport Office that member Daleks remove their lids prior to having their photographs taken f...
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Funny story:  Zac claims Vanessa's a cheater!

Zac claims Vanessa's a cheater!

Just days ago, sweetheart Vanessa Hudgens claimed she was pregnant to ex boyfriend and fellow High School Musical Star, Zac Efron. But today, Zac has come out swinging claiming he's not the father.
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Funny story:  Real Madrid sign Cristiano Ronaldo for £1 trillion!

Real Madrid sign Cristiano Ronaldo for £1 trillion!

Real Madrid coach Bernd Schuster has agreed a world record fee of £1,000,000,000,000 to lure Cristiano Ronaldo from Manchester United this summer.
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Funny story:  Bush Presents Protocol Problem

Bush Presents Protocol Problem

Sharm-el-Sheik, Egypt: President G. Bush, USA, generated protocol problems for many of the potentates & their advisors over the past weekend.
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Funny story:  McCain says Hamas endorsement of Obama proves Democrats, Independents and traitorous crossover Republicans are terrorist too - breaking his promise not to be like Bush

McCain says Hamas endorsement of Obama proves Democrats, Independents and traitorous crossover Republicans are terrorist too - breaking his promise not to be like Bush

Washington, DC - McCain denies he has broken his campaign promise to the American people, not to be a cookie cutter third term of the Bush administration, by spot lighting the endorsement of the terrorist group Hamas of Obama, though critics say he h...
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Funny story:  Squirrels Attack

Squirrels Attack

This morning the White House was reported to have been attacked by an army of squirrels. Five thousand of them descended upon the great lawn.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Linked to Jihadist Movement

Britney Spears Linked to Jihadist Movement

The white house has recently released an updated list of existing domestic terrorist organisations.
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton goes Pro-Life; says the unborn children of tomorrow have a right to have their voices be heard today

Hillary Clinton goes Pro-Life; says the unborn children of tomorrow have a right to have their voices be heard today

Washington, DC - In what some are calling a desperate attempt to increase her standing in the popular poll today and gain future pledge delegates and superdelegates tomorrow, Hillary Clinton made an astonishing announcement today, proclaiming herself...
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Funny story:  If Elected President, Obama Promises Soul Food and Honky Food in White House

If Elected President, Obama Promises Soul Food and Honky Food in White House

Despite the negative talk between rivals Obama and Hillary, focusing on bitterness, elitism, religion, guns, and, especially, the divisive Reverend Jeremiah Wright's anti-everybody oratory, a key issue had still not surfaced.
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