Funny story:  Dubai Offers $300M US for Orange County, CA; Plans Palestinian Resettlement

Dubai Offers $300M US for Orange County, CA; Plans Palestinian Resettlement

LONDON -- With cash coffers overflowing from oil sales, the Municipality of Dubai, UAE offered $300Million US to puchase Orange County California, including "all land, improved and otherwise".
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Funny story:  Brown Even Worse Than Simpering Blair

Brown Even Worse Than Simpering Blair

British Prime Yawnister, Gordon Accountant, has officially been declared the worst Prime Minister in the last thousand years. Speaking from his twelve-million pound council house, Lionel Blair said: 'Look, OK, you thought I was a big girl's blous...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown Denies Being A Clown

Gordon Brown Denies Being A Clown

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown today denied he was a clown.
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Funny story:  Hospitalized Ted Kennedy Sees Mary Jo Kopechne's Ghost

Hospitalized Ted Kennedy Sees Mary Jo Kopechne's Ghost

Ted Kennedy was airlifted to a Boston hospital after what could possibly have been a stroke (or another bump on the head after being falling down drunk again). While being treated by a trauma team in the emergency room, the Massachusetts Senator was...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama Has False Teeth

Barack Obama Has False Teeth

Senator Barack O'Bama, famous for giving meaningless soundbites and flashing his teeth, has announced that these teeth are actually dentures.
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Funny story:  Nobby Kids Of Total Boredom

Nobby Kids Of Total Boredom

Eighties boyband Nobby Kids Of Total Boredom performed their first concert in 14 years to legions of screaming fans who could not believe it cost ten pounds to hear an out-of-date maniac warble into a microphone.
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Funny story:  Reverend Jeremiah Wright Named New Head of NAACP

Reverend Jeremiah Wright Named New Head of NAACP

Former pastor to Barack Obama and controversial minister Jeremiah Wright was announced today as the new head of the NAACP (National Association for the Advancement of Colored People). After his recent statements that gave him such negative publicity...
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Funny story:  Chinese nuclear warhead fuel seeps into Three Gorges Dam

Chinese nuclear warhead fuel seeps into Three Gorges Dam

Yangtze River, Sandouping - (Seismic Mess): Millions of gallons of radioactive contaminants have seeped into China's fabled Three Gorges Dam following a series of seismic aftershocks.
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Accepts Hugh Hefner's Offer

Miley Cyrus Accepts Hugh Hefner's Offer

Miley Cyrus finally responded to Hugh Hefner's offer to pose nude for Playboy and her answer is "YES!"...
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Funny story:  Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

Dallas Cowboy starting quarterback Tony Romo has called it quits with singer/actress/model/blond bombshell Jessica Simpson. The football player was seen escorting American Idol runner up Kellie Pickler into a Fort Worth nightclub yesterday. When...
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Funny story:  Sen. Ted Kennedy shot by sniper while ordering breakfast

Sen. Ted Kennedy shot by sniper while ordering breakfast

Sen. Edward Kennedy was rushed to a hospital in Cape Code, Massachusetts this morning with an apparent gunshot wound, his office confirmed.
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Funny story:  Harry Potter Thrown Out The Marital Home.

Harry Potter Thrown Out The Marital Home.

Harry Potter, father of three and formally know as 'the boy who lived', is in the dog house with his wife of 16 years Ginny Potter.
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Funny story:  Ugly Person Accidentally Appears In Teen Movie

Ugly Person Accidentally Appears In Teen Movie

HOLLYWOOD - Producers here are apologizing to audiences today after they allowed an ugly person to appear in their teen movie entitled "Good-Looking People Get Killed Because of Technology."...
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Funny story:  Cristiano Ronaldo has brain operation to improve balance

Cristiano Ronaldo has brain operation to improve balance

Cristiano Ronaldo has undergone a career saving operation on his skull. The pioneering treatment by renowned Greek brain surgeon Andreas Theodorakis Papadopoulos is to help keep the young upright.
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Funny story:  Bush Woos Same Sex Republican Voter with Marriage Proposal

Bush Woos Same Sex Republican Voter with Marriage Proposal

In an unexpected break with the administration's previous position, President Bush announced today that after considerable prayer on the subject, he has changed mind and would support same sex marriages in the future.
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Funny story:  Woman who Lost Her Virginity is Dating Guy Who Lost His Car Keys

Woman who Lost Her Virginity is Dating Guy Who Lost His Car Keys

It was an unlikely alliance: Mary Smyth, the 19 year old college student who recently lost her virginity in the back of a rusty 1964 Volkswagen Beetle meeting and falling in love with used car salesman Jim Browne who lost the...
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Funny story:  Zac Efron admits he's pregnant!

Zac Efron admits he's pregnant!

What's up with Zac Efron? He's been seen walking around holding his stomach, looking pale & exhausted.
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Funny story:  Cardiff City Miss The FA Cup Final

Cardiff City Miss The FA Cup Final

Cardiff City failed to turn up for the FA Cup Final on May 17th.
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Funny story:  English comma to be replaced

English comma to be replaced

As part of its annual review of the ever evolving English language, a spokesperson for the Oxford English Dictionary (OED) has announced that the word 'Yaknow' is to be added to the next edition.
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Funny story:  Texas now clear favorite for world ecclesiastical child molester HQ

Texas now clear favorite for world ecclesiastical child molester HQ

Bryan, Texas - (Lurid Ass Mess): Texas has overtaken the Vatican City as top global child molester hotspot with this week's arrest of yet another church minister on online child solicitation charges.
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Funny story:  Disabled trainee fireman sues Health and Safety Executive

Disabled trainee fireman sues Health and Safety Executive

A disabled trainee fireman, who has been training at a fire station for the past 6 years, is suing the Health and Safety Executive because they are banning him from qualifying as a fireman.
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Funny story:  Snopes debunks Ron Paul Myth

Snopes debunks Ron Paul Myth

"Ron Paul is a complete fabrication of the internet. He never actually existed but the idea of Ron Paul was enough to keep him alive in the feeble minds of internet forum nerds." said the Snopes website today.
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Funny story:  Cherie comforts herself with 7ft latex Pope doll during Tony's travels

Cherie comforts herself with 7ft latex Pope doll during Tony's travels

London - (Rubber Ass Mess): With Tony Blair away ministering to his burgeoning offshore bank accounts Cherie often finds comfort in a 7ft blow-up latex effigy of her husband's new boss Pope Joe Ratzinger, according to a memoir published next week...
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Funny story:  Osama Bin Laden Comes Out!

Osama Bin Laden Comes Out!

Osama Bin Laden has today announced to the world that he has been living a lie and that he will be coming out...of his cave in the Afghan mountains.
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Funny story:  FA Cup Final To Go Ahead Despite Boredom Fears

FA Cup Final To Go Ahead Despite Boredom Fears

Today's FA Cup Final between Portsmouth and Cardiff City is to be allowed to go ahead despite fears that it may turn out to be the most boring game of football ever to be televised.
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Funny story:  Cristiano Ronaldo In Confusing Message Confusion

Cristiano Ronaldo In Confusing Message Confusion

There was much shock, astonishment and other types of surprise at Old Trafford today, when Manchester United winger Cristiano Ronaldo indicated that he may not be at the club much longer.
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Funny story:  Gay Country Singer Causing Rednecks, Hicks to Question Their Sexuality

Gay Country Singer Causing Rednecks, Hicks to Question Their Sexuality

NAHSVILLE, TN - At first glance Julian looks like your typical country music star. He's got the cowboy hat pulled low, the sleeves of his Western shirt rolled to his elbows, and his boots brightly polished. On further inspection, however, one n...
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Funny story:  Hull City Fans To Watch Championship Final On Giant TV Screen In Bristol

Hull City Fans To Watch Championship Final On Giant TV Screen In Bristol

Fans of Hull City, the hardest in the Championship, have said that, rather than travelling to Wembley for the play-off Final, they will watch the game on a giant TV screen in Bristol city centre to facilitate maximum violence...
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Funny story:  America's Rich Will Finally Pay for Brave Soldiers' Sacrifice!

America's Rich Will Finally Pay for Brave Soldiers' Sacrifice!

Rich Chicken hawks have made big bucks on America's wars from the Revolution to Bush-Cheney's WMDLESS Crusade in Iraq. They keep their children safe and sound and usually drugged or drunk in some Ivy League Ivory Tower while the working class...
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Funny story:  Obama Declares We Have Peace in Our Time!

Obama Declares We Have Peace in Our Time!

After meetings with every terrorist SOB on the planet, BH Obama deplaned in London and declared to all who would listen that we now had peace in our time. Peacemaker Barack found that the almost eight years of macho Bushit was completely unnecessary...
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Funny story:  Johnny McBush Runs as Clairvoyant Candidate!

Johnny McBush Runs as Clairvoyant Candidate!

Repub likely Candie Johnny McBush appeared on Fox News being interviewed by undead expert, Karl Rove. McBush was seated before a crystal ball with a dew rag decorated with moons and stars on his ancient head. Rove looking like he hadn't sucked bl...
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Funny story:  McCain Promises to Win the War in Iraq by 2013, Cure Cancer by 2018

McCain Promises to Win the War in Iraq by 2013, Cure Cancer by 2018

COLUMBUS, OH - John McCain predicts that by 2013, the Iraq war will be won, the American economy will once again be booming, and he, John McCain, will have personally captured Osama bin Laden and strangled that "Taliban rat-bastard" to deat...
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Funny story:  Is Recent Quake in Sichuan Province in China a Foreboding for the Beijing Olympic Games?

Is Recent Quake in Sichuan Province in China a Foreboding for the Beijing Olympic Games?

The recent earthquake in southwestern China, specifically, in the capitol and vicinity of Chengdu of Sichuan Province has already killed over 20,000. There may be 30,000 additional deaths. Over 70,000 have been injured and many are still unaccounted...
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Funny story:  Emma Watson experiences first orgasm

Emma Watson experiences first orgasm

Emma Watson, the 18-year-old who played the female temptress Hermione Grange in the Harry Potter movies, excitedly exclaimed to family and friends that she had her first orgasm last night as she was watching television in her room.
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh wins Lottery, Bribes Five Supreme Court Justices to Resign

Rush Limbaugh wins Lottery, Bribes Five Supreme Court Justices to Resign

Radio personality Rush Limbaugh has won the 72 million dollar jackpot in the lottery. He has offered undisclosed amounts of money to United States Supreme Court Justices Steven G. Breyer, Ruth Bader Ginsberg, David Souter, Anthony Kennedy, and John...
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Funny story:  Elderly Man Drowns In Bidet

Elderly Man Drowns In Bidet

(Philadelphia PA) Police report a man was found drowned in a bidet at the Four Seasons Hotel today. The man was indentified as Mr. Fish, 97, from the Fishtown section of Philadelphia. The elderly gentleman apparently thought the bidet was a type of w...
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Funny story:  Make a Burman smile!

Make a Burman smile!

This week has been a bad week for Burmese, but a good day for George Orwell.
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