Funny story:  John Lennon to be stuffed for Beatles Themepark

John Lennon to be stuffed for Beatles Themepark

LIVERPOOL- As a part of Liverpool's ongoing city of culture celebrations, the organisers have named the centrepiece to the Beatles theme park to be finished later this month: the stuffed body of the late John Lennon.
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Funny story:  Everyone Flunks ESPN's Bracketology 101 As All #1 Seeds Make Final Four

Everyone Flunks ESPN's Bracketology 101 As All #1 Seeds Make Final Four

It should happen on a regular basis. You'd have bet money that it had happened within the past five years. You'd have bet your car that it had happened more than once. Your house might even be on the line to bet that it happened at least on...
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Funny story:  Madonna behind secret £50 million Topcrack Mansion purchase for Britney

Madonna behind secret £50 million Topcrack Mansion purchase for Britney

London - (Real Estate Mess): Madonna has emerged as the shadowy secret wheeler-dealer behind Hampstead Garden Suburb's £50 million price tag gin palace, Topcrack Mansion.
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton To Take New Residence To Increase Votes

Hillary Clinton To Take New Residence To Increase Votes

(The following is a conversation between Hillary Clinton and a couple of friends when she thought that no one was recording or reporting. Unfortunately for her, in these days of cell phones and I-pods and Rodney King, everything is recorded.) Unknown: "So I hear that you won Texas barely but only because you won El Paso by over 2 to 1?" Hillary: "That was my strategy. I made a stop there...
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Funny story:  New evidence lambastes human reproduction with theory of "storkism"

New evidence lambastes human reproduction with theory of "storkism"

In reality, many of the world's leading scientists are in favor of the theory of the stork. If the theory of sexual reproduction is to be taught in schools, it must only be taught as a theory and not as the truth.
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Funny story:  Roddick lays on the hetero topspin with topless bikini model engagement spoof

Roddick lays on the hetero topspin with topless bikini model engagement spoof

Tampax, Florida - (Ass Mess): World tennis No 6 seed Andy Roddick has stunned friend and family alike by announcing his engagement to topless bikini model Hooklyn Dicker (sic).
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Funny story:  Barack Obama's White grandma says she felt fearful of Black people, especially in the church parking lot after a Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr. racial harmony sermon

Barack Obama's White grandma says she felt fearful of Black people, especially in the church parking lot after a Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr. racial harmony sermon

Washington, DC - Just after Obama's spin doctors thought the Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr. firestorm of controversy was behind them comes on the heals of Obama's infamous speech on the state of race relations in America today, a speech compared to...
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Funny story:  UFO Press Conference - What We DON'T Know

UFO Press Conference - What We DON'T Know

Washington - As this story continues to unfold, there is an ever increasing amount of suspicion aimed at the Federal government, military and intelligence agencies. While most are over joyed with the continuous outpour of seemingly endless informati...
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Funny story:  Orlando Bloom Saddened By Disloyal Fans

Orlando Bloom Saddened By Disloyal Fans

"I am so going to be a Bugaloo!" - That's the message Orlando Bloom wants his fans to hear.
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Funny story:  Tom Cruise Buys Oprah Couch

Tom Cruise Buys Oprah Couch

Tom Cruise has bought at auction the couch made infamous from his jumping escapades while appearing on the Oprah Winfrey show.
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Funny story:  Hilary Clinton announces plan to pimp Chelsea

Hilary Clinton announces plan to pimp Chelsea

Hilary Clinton announced today that her brain-trust has almost finalized a plan to turn out Chelsea Clinton. "Chelsea will be the next Ashley Alexandra Duprie!" crowed an obviously pleased Hilary.
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Funny story:  Hilton, Lohan, Spears Apologize, Retire

Hilton, Lohan, Spears Apologize, Retire

Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Britney Spears today apologized to the American people for being celebrities for no apparent reason.
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Funny story:  George Bush Ball-Sacker

George Bush Ball-Sacker

In an effort to reassure the American Public that the nation is in good hands, the White House is now beginning to publicize the fact that George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are avid Ball-sackers.
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Funny story:  Magic Harry's Mushroom Farm

Magic Harry's Mushroom Farm

Earlier today a dog walker, walking her dog in Farnham near the Harry Potter film set stumbled upon something very unexpected. She discovered the famous actor's very own psilocybin farm (commonly known as magic mushrooms)...
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Funny story:  1000 years on: stones righted in Stonehenge; Stones welcomed in Blackpool

1000 years on: stones righted in Stonehenge; Stones welcomed in Blackpool

Construction finally resumes on Stonehenge after a delay of more than a millennium, nearly as long as The Rolling Stones have waited to return to Blackpool.
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Funny story:  Summer Safety Tips

Summer Safety Tips

We're approaching another summer season, and the North American Safety Council has issued their annual warm weather safety tips to help us all have a fun and safe summer. Feel free to pass these along to your friends:...
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Funny story:  Triangle Hero II released

Triangle Hero II released

Sales of Guitar Hero, the computer game that costs more than the instrument itself has launched a new rival in the games market.
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Funny story:  New research on ultra soft synthetic rubber

New research on ultra soft synthetic rubber

BMW has been working since 2004 on a new form of ultra soft synthetic rubber to
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Funny story:  Pairs of prawns team up to solve problems

Pairs of prawns team up to solve problems

Pairs of prawns can co-operate to solve problems, scientists report.
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Funny story:  Tabloid smear campaign says maths prodigy is hooker

Tabloid smear campaign says maths prodigy is hooker

London - (Ass Mess): An Oxford Unversity maths prodigy is being smeared by UK tabloids as a £130 per hour hooker according to reports.
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Funny story:  GMC asks if quack MMR doctor and Kate McCann were once an item

GMC asks if quack MMR doctor and Kate McCann were once an item

London - (Ass Mess): A hearing into the gross professional misconduct of MMR quack Dr Andrew Wakefield has asked about his personal links to Rothley GP Kate McCann.
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Funny story:  So?

So?

In ancient Greece, people used to gather at a meeting place called Assembly where the citizens of Athens on a monthly basis discussed the affairs of state. The Greek government made no decisions without first asking the Assembly. This was called democracy.
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Funny story:  Motorists to become biofuel

Motorists to become biofuel

With the recent spate of government legislation aimed at innocent hardworking motorists, TheSpoof.com has uncovered top secret plans to turn motorists into fuel. Utilising a Roman method of execution, "Decimation" is to be implemented on the roads...
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Funny story:  No evidence Diana was drunk coroner says

No evidence Diana was drunk coroner says

London - (Ass Mess): Diana was no drunk, Lord Justice Scott Baker ruled today. And although her judgement was clearly flaky about shagging so many desperate no-hoper wannabes this could easily be explained by the laws of natural attraction between m...
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Funny story:  British Cycling At Its Strongest For Years, Says Boardman

British Cycling At Its Strongest For Years, Says Boardman

Great Britain's cyclists delivered an awesome series of performances at the Track Cycling World Championships, and have put the nation at the forefront of world cycling, according to former Olympic gold medal winner Chris...
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Funny story:  Zimbabwe Election Results

Zimbabwe Election Results

Zimbabwe Presidential and Legislative election results show an overwheliming victory for the opposition Movement for Democratic Change (MDC) over the former President, dictator, and head of the Zanu-PF party,
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Funny story:  Dear Future Prom Goers

Dear Future Prom Goers

Dear Future Prom Goers,...
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Funny story:  Dear Ollie, the Ole Marriage Advisor: Is there such a thing as Fuckin' Somnambulism?

Dear Ollie, the Ole Marriage Advisor: Is there such a thing as Fuckin' Somnambulism?

Dear Ollie, I originally wrote to Dear Abbey about my savage love dilemma but her answer was pretty lame and then Savage Love picked it up...
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Funny story:  Coach K refuses to lose

Coach K refuses to lose

Duke University continued its quest for a fourth men's basketball national championship by advancing to the Final Four after getting crushed by UCLA 189-16 on Saturday. Duke will represent the West Region.
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Funny story:  Fantasy Three Forge on to the Presidency!

Fantasy Three Forge on to the Presidency!

Imagination has always been viewed as an asset in leadership. But the fantasy three forging on to the American Presidency may be taking that asset a bit far.
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Funny story:  Happy Tenth Anniversary, Viagra. Here's Some Wood!

Happy Tenth Anniversary, Viagra. Here's Some Wood!

The traditional tenth anniversary present of wood is a fine and appropriate gift for the erectile dysfunction drug , Viagra's 10 year tenure.
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Funny story:  Chicago Police Supt. Det. Dick Simmons Tells Pudgy Police: "Lose LBS or join the Oldies!"

Chicago Police Supt. Det. Dick Simmons Tells Pudgy Police: "Lose LBS or join the Oldies!"

The Chicago police dept has been gorging itself on deep dish pizza, Chicago Dogs and of course lots and lots of Doughnuts. As a result, they have been declared the pudgiest police in the USA. That is, until new Supt. Det. Dick Simmons brought his wor...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Lectures on Dickens and Dostoevsky

Paris Hilton Lectures on Dickens and Dostoevsky

(Philadelphia PA) Paris Hilton recently gave a lecture at the University of Pennsylvania at Annenburg Hall on her two favorite authors: Charles Dickens and Fyodor Dostoevsky. Ms. Hilton's genius ranks with Newton, Pascal and Einstein. Her I.Q. is...
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Funny story:  Munger P.I.

Munger P.I.

Chapter 1 Two-Drink Minimum…For Murder!...
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