Funny story:  Aliens Abduct Hillary: Campaign Stalled

Aliens Abduct Hillary: Campaign Stalled

Last night aliens abducted Hillary Clinton on her way to a campaign rally in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
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Funny story:  Politicians Can Now Relax, Legally

Politicians Can Now Relax, Legally

Given the recent newsworthy sexual activities of James McGreevey, Eliot Spitzer, and David Paterson, politicians appear to have a great need for outlets for legal relaxation. There are some legal methods of working off excess job tension, a problem that seems especially relevant to today's political leaders.
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Funny story:  The Perfect Running Mate

The Perfect Running Mate

In the presidential race, it will become very important for both the Democratic and Republican nominees to choose the right Vice Presidential running mate, who can compliment their abilities and can add to their campaign strategies. Here are some possible choices for either party's consideration:...
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Funny story:  Ebay Introduces New Catergory - "Heathrow Baggage"

Ebay Introduces New Catergory - "Heathrow Baggage"

Growing popular website Ebay have today announced the opening of a brand new category entitled "Heathrow Baggage".
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Funny story:  BA confirms Daily Spoof Terminal 5 scoop

BA confirms Daily Spoof Terminal 5 scoop

Following early unconfirmed reports that BA was shipping misplaced baggage at Terminal 5 on Indonesian freighters for temporary storage in duty-free warehouses in Dubai, BA spokesman confirmed to AFP reporters that baggage not claimed by passengers...
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Funny story:  Sealhunters Drown After Being Overcome By Ferocious Seals

Sealhunters Drown After Being Overcome By Ferocious Seals

A group of sealhunters have today drowned at sea after being hounded and hunted down by a group of vicious militant seals.
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Funny story:  Jack Nicholson explains "Fat is still in the fire" in rare statement

Jack Nicholson explains "Fat is still in the fire" in rare statement

Malibu Ca - In Hollywood, the paparazzi Nazis pulsate the news and cut off the circulation of the AP wire like drunken moils to feed their greed and public need for living the lavish life vicariously through the behavior of a celebrity to fill the ga...
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Funny story:  Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson Split After Organ Donation

Charlotte Church and Gavin Henson Split After Organ Donation

Following weeks of speculation feisty songstress Charlotte "Voice of an Angel" Church has finally announced her split from international rugby player Gavin Henson.
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Funny story:  Suburban school district claims the law of gravity just "A theory"

Suburban school district claims the law of gravity just "A theory"

There is an old familiar adage, "what goes up, must come down." Our brains have turned into the body's second appendix and it's been inducing paranoia in many high school dropouts who have taken drastic action in getting emergency l...
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Funny story:  Camilla's beaver: confusion in French press, embarrassment for Prince Charles

Camilla's beaver: confusion in French press, embarrassment for Prince Charles

Camilla's daring choice of hat, as reported on this website recently, has created embarrassing headlines for her husband in the French press after a basic tran...
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Funny story:  Writer demands apology

Writer demands apology

Outraged indignation and howls of protest have greeted one of 'Duncan Whiteheads' latest offerings in which he likened the TheSpoof.com's forums to an online version of Narcolepsy prompting one writer to announce her departure with immedi...
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Funny story:  Secret Tapes Reveal Laura Bush Planning Boy Toy Business

Secret Tapes Reveal Laura Bush Planning Boy Toy Business

The Inside Simon Report...issued sporadically to those with a need to know...
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Funny story:  Millions Burn To Death During Earth Hour

Millions Burn To Death During Earth Hour

(Philadelphia PA) Millions of Americans perished in flames during Earth Hour. The hour was meant to get people to conserve energy and fuel but it only led to an agonizing death for 299 million people across the country.
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Funny story:  9 out of 10 Pilots Thought  Heathrow Terminal 5 Was a Myth

9 out of 10 Pilots Thought Heathrow Terminal 5 Was a Myth

It has been revealed today that 9 out of 10 pilots landing in the U.K were unaware that Heathrow's Terminal 5 actually existed.
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Funny story:  Drug Testing to be Conducted in Special Olympics Games

Drug Testing to be Conducted in Special Olympics Games

The Special Olympics Board announced today that its athletes are being tested for performance-enhancing substances. While there yet to be any signs that any cheating has occurred, they wanted to safeguard against the possibility of cheating.
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Funny story:  Daniel Craig Sues Daniel Radcliffe

Daniel Craig Sues Daniel Radcliffe

Have you ever got Daniel Craig mixed up with Daniel Radcliffe? Thought not. One is a forty year old secret agent and the other is an eighteen year old wizard. Yet Craig seems to think that the public get mixed up between the two Daniels. He is so unh...
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Funny story:  Lauren Bacall gets her Tits out at 104

Lauren Bacall gets her Tits out at 104

It has been reported on all the leading TV Channels, that legendary screen Goddess Lauren Bacall, arrived yesterday at a publicity event in New York, showing rather too much cleavage.
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Funny story:  Gary Lineker Has His Bus Driver's Licence Revoked

Gary Lineker Has His Bus Driver's Licence Revoked

Gary Lineker, the ex-Leicester City, Everton, Tottenham Hotspur and England footballer, has had his Bus Driver's Licence revoked, after he was involved in an accident with a bridge.
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Funny story:  Terminal 5 is cursed and will suffer famine and pestilence, Scottish Cardinal predicts

Terminal 5 is cursed and will suffer famine and pestilence, Scottish Cardinal predicts

Cardinal O'Brien, taking time off from condemning life saving stem cell research, has condemned Heathrow's Terminal 5 and says that the current problems are divine punishment for the greed and pollution demonstrated by the airport operator BA...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton to Wed

Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton to Wed

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - In a radical move intended to place Barack Obama in the White House, Obama and Hillary Clinton announced on Sunday that they would divorce their respective spouses and marry each other.
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Funny story:  Ping Pong Legend Pong Ping Poo Dies Aged 97

Ping Pong Legend Pong Ping Poo Dies Aged 97

The world of professional table tennis is in morning today after the announcement by Chinese state television of the un-expected death of Pong Ping Poo, the greatest exponent of the game in it's long and distinguished history.
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Funny story:  Free Bus Travel For Teenagers Sparks Row Amongst Pensioners

Free Bus Travel For Teenagers Sparks Row Amongst Pensioners

A scheme put forward by the government to allow young people and teenagers to travel free on bus services throughout Britain, has come under fire from grumpy old pensioners.
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Funny story:  2008 Grand National In Doubt As Horses Demand Risk Assessment Of Fences

2008 Grand National In Doubt As Horses Demand Risk Assessment Of Fences

The most famous horse race in the racing calendar, the Grand National has come under serious threat this morning, after horses due to take part in the race demanded that Risk Assessments on the course's fences be...
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Funny story:  NFL to Become a Flag Football League

NFL to Become a Flag Football League

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell shocked the sports world when he announced that the NFL would become a Flag Football league starting in 2009.
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Funny story:  Leona Lewis is naked and should be condemned says Church

Leona Lewis is naked and should be condemned says Church

Leona Lewis, the British songstress currently storming her way to success in the US, has admitted that she is naked under her clothes all day, every day. She even takes off those clothes at night and to have a shower.
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Funny story:  President Putin of Russia orders Giant Black & Decker Drill to bore a Tunnel linking Russia and America

President Putin of Russia orders Giant Black & Decker Drill to bore a Tunnel linking Russia and America

It has been announced in Moscow that Vladimir Putin is to join in a Partnership with Billionaire Roman Abramovich to drill a tunnel linking Russia and America using a giant Black & Decker Drill.
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Funny story:  Showbiz TV Celebrity  Basil Brush arrested for Murder

Showbiz TV Celebrity Basil Brush arrested for Murder

Showbiz TV Celebrity Basil Brush has been arrested in Padstow, North Cornwall for killing and eating six chickens belonging to prize Poultry Breeder Mrs Nora Pullet.
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Funny story:  Roswell Documents Stun

Roswell Documents Stun

Early this morning the world learned of the government's knowledge and involvement with extra terrestrials spanning over 6 decades.
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Funny story:  StallScrawl.cum- The Passover-Easter season

StallScrawl.cum- The Passover-Easter season

Here cums Peter's cotton tail and a certain Senator's toe goes a tap tap tapping!...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Angry Over Fixture Change

Chelsea Angry Over Fixture Change

Chelsea saw the new fixtures and cried foul. "I've been there before", Chelsea argued," And these new fixtures are unprecedented and quite ugly!"...
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Funny story:  Bush Tax Cuts for the Rich Robs Wembly of Uefa 2010 Championship

Bush Tax Cuts for the Rich Robs Wembly of Uefa 2010 Championship

Britain's social justice awareness and its reasonable request that the rich pay their fair share to a society that has helped them become rich has cost the UK once again the Uefa Championship.
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Funny story:  Handcock and St Joan: The Shaw Shag Redemption

Handcock and St Joan: The Shaw Shag Redemption

Brits, wits and nitwitbrits are going bonkers for the BBC strong language, only available in the UK, dramatic romance, Handcock and St Joan.
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Funny story:  NASA Denies Comparison

NASA Denies Comparison

Albert McFuddle of Punta Gorda, Florida has irritated local townspeople with his allegations that the International Space Station (ISS) has copied his mobile home park structure with the assembly located 150 miles in space.
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