California - (Putrid Mess): Secret testimony about a previously unreported first, undissolved marriage has been offered in cult murderer Charles Manson's parole board hearings.
As religious fodder once again fogs our glasses and clogs our ears in anticipation, the Vatican, after a long day of napping has awoken with a new revelation. Turns out that the 7 original deadly sins were in actuality at the bottom of the barrel, an...
Shia LaBeouf, 21 year old star of the 'The Transformers', is in hot water again.
A few weekends ago at the spacious Hollywod Hills home of Jim Carry and Carrie Carry, the high rollers of Tinsel Town (we mean Hollywood, as with the Hollywod Sign!), mostly Jewish producers and directors, met to map out a strategy of getting the moviegoing audiences back into the theaters. Heavy tolls have been exacted on moviehouse revenues by DVD rentals, knockoff DVDs, Internet broadcasts, ill...
What do Hillary Clinton and Mamie Eisenhower have in common?...
Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has won the endorsement of a former child television celebrity, giving his flagging campaign a much needed boost.
After much speculation the true identity of the Antichrist has been officially revealed by the Vatican. As predicted in the Book of Revelation 13:18 the beast shall posess a number. However it is NOT 666.
In a chance happening, it has been unearthed that Ron Weasley is not the ginger we all thought him to be.
An articulated doll based on 'popular' TheSpoof.com master Mark Lowton is being released - defying critics and toy company executives initial reservations by easily reaching a pre-sale target...
Daniel Radcliffe AKA boy wizard fled the Harry Potter set yesterday in tears after being harassed by photographers and interviewers (it was not our fault he is just very sensitive).
A reporter from the Minneapolis Star-Tribune was mistakenly e-mailed President Bush's personal "to-do" list for his remaining time in office. The list is now being quickly circulated around the Internet.
The Sixth Harry Potter film, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince is at present being filmed. The scene involving a passionate kiss between Ginny and Harry is rumoured to be causing problems on set.
Crappers; State need to complied with real ID and many states had rejects real ID as being to expensive. Other states asked for an extension until 2011.
It was a long and winding road, but the Heather Mills-Paul McCartney divorce is finally final. She's a woman and she's leaving home. So how come? Another girl? Some other guy? It looks like a case of "she said, she said.
A Wake Forest University showed that drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes are good for you and should be encouraged. It further suggested that legislators should have mandated smoking sections so people can live productive lives.
London - (Putrid Ass Mess): Paul McCartney's daughter has hit out at ex-step mother Heather Mills and told reporters she has proof Helter Skelter cultist murderer Charles Manson is Heather's real father.
Car manufacturers are making a fortune through planned obsolescence and warranty extensions according to singing star Mikey Cyrus.
David Chase, the creator of hit American television drama series The Sopranos, has signed a deal with cable network HBO for his latest project, a potentially-blockbusting drama, The Falsettos.
AIM-listed Jesus is set to take a battering this weekend, as many analysts predict controlling stakeholder, Rome based Pilate, will announce transference of a major debt. "This will be a hard burden for Jesus to bear" said analyst Peter Mann, of Fis...
St Andrews, the spiritual Home of Golf, was last night raided by City of London police, in an ongoing investigation into "corruption in golf".
Tottenham and Chelsea played an exciting game of football in the Premier League last night, which finished with the amazing scoreline of 4-4, with both sides scoring four go...
LONDON - Financial regulators have launched a wide-ranging investigation into claims that some traders are simply too short to sell shares. Accusations have landed firmly on diminutive traders, mainly because they can't defend themselves by smac...
Speculation regarding the birth place of the Pitt-Jolie twins is rife. From the glossy pages of our own celebrity magazine, Spoofville, comes the shocking revelation - Angelina to give birth to the much talked about bump in France & Texas.
An extremely greedy and pompous Subway sandwich shop manager from New Mexico was fired yesterday for eating the complete stock of food in the shops limited inventory.
Plymouth, UK - At the first annual writer's awards held at the Rose and Fig Pub in Plymouth, writers from around the world were treated to a special surprise as one writer won both categories. The Special Creativity in Mirth Award
German company Boehringee Ingelheim, maker of the number two leading laxative "Doocolax," is suing number two US fast food giant Tako Bell for unfair trade practices, an attorney representing the laxative maker said today.
A number of US politicians are coming clean about extramarital affairs after new NY Governor David Paterson and his wife admitted they had affairs. In the past most Americans thought their political leaders were chaste, but the past few days have bee...
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Since there is overwhelming evidence that US politicians have no idea who is who or what is what in Iraqi history, politics or apparently everything else, Iraqi leaders of rival groups who have vowed to kill each other for centuries have decided to u...