Funny story:  American has mishap with goggle box

American has mishap with goggle box

Visitor to Cape Breton by the sea, American businessman Heft Adar, suffered irreparable brain damage in his cottage sometime late Tuesday. Early Wednesday morning, Mr. Adar was found in his room in somewhat of a fog. The cottage housekeeper opened th...
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Funny story:  New sex symbols preferred

New sex symbols preferred

Confusion over sexual identity symbols has grown over the last thirty years. A citizens committee comprised of poets, writers, actors and religious leaders has selected four symbols to convey sexual interest and affiliation.
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Funny story:  Prince Harry brings war home

Prince Harry brings war home

Prince Harry is to be allowed to continue his mission back here in the UK.
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Funny story:  Clinton gets behind In campaign promises

Clinton gets behind In campaign promises

Washington AC-DC (Kea Toff) - Sen. Hillarity Clinton (Female-Bitch party) has taken a manly stance in the battle for isometry for any and all fetishistic Americans. She vowed to totally trash the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't See, Do...
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Funny story:  In Seine Found In Model

In Seine Found In Model

Following some strange moaning noises emanating from a snowbound garden shed in Shrewsbury, Shropshire, England, police were called by concerned neighbours. When police gained entry, they found a man and a woman in the throes of
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Funny story:  Mayall joins Beadle Biopic Cast

Mayall joins Beadle Biopic Cast

Rik Mayall is the latest actor to join the cast of a film charting the life of the late prankster and You've Been Framed Host Jeremy Beadle. The film is to be released later this year and already has Charlie Clements aka Bradley from Eastenders a...
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Funny story:  2008 Peabody Awards Announced

2008 Peabody Awards Announced

The 2008 Peabody Awards were announced Sunday morning and the nominees this year in electronic media range from controversial, to funny, to novice.
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Funny story:  Model Found In Seine

Model Found In Seine

Supermodel Katoucha Aged 47 had long been a campaigner against female circumcision, having undergone the same practice as a 9 year-old girl in her native Guinea. She had even written a book on the subject. It is believed it was revie...
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Funny story:  Haut de la Garenne was a Godsend

Haut de la Garenne was a Godsend

A former pupil of Jersey's Industrial Schools, Flogan Horrance, tells Tarina Phreemoan that, contrary to popular belief, for many children Haut de la Garenne was a Godsend One can't imagine words like kindness, compassion and mercy regularly...
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Funny story:  Hugo Chavez and Chairman Mao Never in Same Room

Hugo Chavez and Chairman Mao Never in Same Room

Cucarrachas, Venezuela (IPP) - World leaders attending a United Nation Security Council meeting announced over the UN's PA system that Chairman Mao Tse-tung and Venezuela President Hugo Chavez had never been seen in the same room at the same ti...
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Funny story:  Mortgage Crisis Hits White House; Bush Faces Eviction Notice

Mortgage Crisis Hits White House; Bush Faces Eviction Notice

Washington, D.C. In an apparent suicide attempt, George Bush leaped out of a window, Tuesday. White House officials reported that he sustained only minor cuts and scratches, as he fell from a ground floor window in the West Wing of W...
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Funny story:  Brad Pitt mistakenly auditioned for 'Shite Club'

Brad Pitt mistakenly auditioned for 'Shite Club'

When Brad Pitt was first offered the role of Tyler Durden in Fight Club, he thought the movie would be called 'Shite Club', according to director David Fincher in an recent interview with The Watchtower:...
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Funny story:  Prince Harry Rejects 'Hero' Sandwich, asks for bath at Bosworth Field instead

Prince Harry Rejects 'Hero' Sandwich, asks for bath at Bosworth Field instead

Prince Harry insists he is not up for a hero and hails the "humbling' bravery of his mates and squaddies who can eat any size or amount of sandwiches, as well as go days without bathing.
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Funny story:  Minuteman Militia Extends Mexican Tunnel to USA

Minuteman Militia Extends Mexican Tunnel to USA

San Pablo, Texas (IPP) - American members of the anti-immigration group known as the Minutemen stumbled onto a tunnel from Mexico to the USA the other day along the Mexican-American border.
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Funny story:  Mexico Lands Astronauts on Mars

Mexico Lands Astronauts on Mars

Mexico City, Mexico (IPP) - The Mexican Aeronautics and Space Administration (MASA) has successfully landed three manned and three unmanned spacecraft on the planet Mars.
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Funny story:  Ashington Earthquake Disaster Fund

Ashington Earthquake Disaster Fund

A group has set up a disaster fund following the major earthquake measuring 5.3 on the Richter Scale which hit in the early hours of Wednesday morning at 12:56 a.m. Its epicentre was Ashington, Northumberland.
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Funny story:  Army covering up Harry Afghani marriage secrets fiasco

Army covering up Harry Afghani marriage secrets fiasco

London - (Gut-wrenching Mess): Foreign Orifice sources have strenuously denied that the Drudge Report's crediting with Prince Harry's sudden Afghani recall is a government PR masterpiece.
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Funny story:  Opus Dei paranoia as cops probe murder of supermodel found in Seine

Opus Dei paranoia as cops probe murder of supermodel found in Seine

Paris - (Delusional Mess): Last week's discovery of the naked, decomposing body of Guinean supermodel Katoucha Niane has sent French Opus Dei apparatchiks screaming with paranoia.
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Funny story:  Pope Benedict Has Sex Change

Pope Benedict Has Sex Change

Superstar representative of God on Earth, His Supreme Highness Pope Benedict XVI has had a sex change - so claims a Vatican insider.
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Funny story:  Love on the horizon for Elton and Cher

Love on the horizon for Elton and Cher

Gossips are reporting Ben Elton and Cher have been seen enjoying a meal together at a top Camden restaurant. Passers by said they seemed to be very intimate.
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Funny story:  Eastenders to move production

Eastenders to move production

BBC bosses are planning to move production of Eastenders to India. All of the cast and crew are set to be replaced in a massive shake up that will save the BBC millions of pounds a year.
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Funny story:  Casualty mix up costs a life

Casualty mix up costs a life

Edna Jeffries, 74 from Easton in Bristol, humorously lost her life yesterday as a taxi driver whom she flagged down mistook her for a cast member of Bristol based drama Casualty.
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Funny story:  Prince returns from active service in Afghanistan

Prince returns from active service in Afghanistan

Ministry of Defence successfully abort mission following leak that funk-rock-pop pioneer fighting for British Army in Afghanistan...
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Funny story:  Prince Harry accompanied by Two Blondes seen falling out of a Kabul Nightclub completely Rat Arsed

Prince Harry accompanied by Two Blondes seen falling out of a Kabul Nightclub completely Rat Arsed

GB News has just announced on its Website that reporter Gordon Bennet has been detained by MI6 in Kabul for revealing the whereabouts of Prince Harry...
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Funny story:  Supreme Thomas Proves to Be Dumb!

Supreme Thomas Proves to Be Dumb!

Judge Clarence Thomas has not spoken a word in Supreme Court proceedings in over two years. His numerous critics have deplored his appointment, by the father of the worst President ever GW Bush, as the replacement for historic First African American...
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Funny story:  Reverse Mortgages Drive Elderly to Poor House

Reverse Mortgages Drive Elderly to Poor House

Maude Gonne-Broke had a nice little house paid for free and clear and a small pension from her lifetime as a nurse. That was, until her friendly neighborhood banker convinced her to sign her house over to the bank for a monthly reverse mortgage check...
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Funny story:  StallWallScrawl: Special Lenten Addition

StallWallScrawl: Special Lenten Addition

StallWallScrawl has sampled Catholic Stalls to bring you this Special Lenten Edition!:...
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Funny story:  McCain Able To Accept All Endorsements, No Matter How Hateful

McCain Able To Accept All Endorsements, No Matter How Hateful

In an ironically fratricidal development, "Son Of Cain", Republican near-certain Presidential nominee Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) seems to welcome every racist and sexist hate-mongering endorsement he can get - No matter what harm it does to hi...
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Funny story:  Former President Clinton prefers Obama over Hillary

Former President Clinton prefers Obama over Hillary

(Washington, DC)--According to an informed source who requested to remain anonymous (Gennifer Flowers), former President Bill Clinton has decided to support Barack Obama rather than his wife Hillary Clinton for President of the United States.
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Funny story:  AG Mucousey Congests Contempt Citations Vs Bush Lackies

AG Mucousey Congests Contempt Citations Vs Bush Lackies

Heavy as viscous phlegm the obstruction of justice against Bush associates Meiers and Bolton reminds Americans of the dark days of AG under Nixon and recent roadblock to just law, Alberto Gonzalez.
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Funny story:  Peru Meteorite Crater Hit by New Meteorite

Peru Meteorite Crater Hit by New Meteorite

Lima Beana, Peru (IPP) - Scientists report that the Peru meteorite which is inside the crater it created when it hit the Earth has been hit by another meteorite.
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Funny story:  LAFagHagSlagMag poaching top satirical writer

LAFagHagSlagMag poaching top satirical writer

Cyberspace - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The top-selling Californian celeb-watch publication LAFagHagSlagMag is believed to be creaming off the internet's best satirical writers after a consortium of bigoil interests admitted pooling their ma...
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