Funny story:  Math Error Resurrects Korean War Dead in Time for Easter!

Math Error Resurrects Korean War Dead in Time for Easter!

CNN News NY and Time Magazine have reported that a clerical error has mistakenly added more than 20,000 noncombatant deaths to the toll of U.S. dead in the Korean War.
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Funny story:  Human Bloodbath Wagered On

Human Bloodbath Wagered On

The National Anti-Protest Committee is under investigation today for what is being described as the "suspicious" positioning of two protesting groups.
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Funny story:  SCREED: Your Chance to Screed Your Lungs out!

SCREED: Your Chance to Screed Your Lungs out!

Thespoof.com Magazine is introducing a new feature article called SCREED and a the subtitle reads: It is your chance to screed your lungs out at the many outrages of life on this small planet. Our first entry comes from a Mr. Pointer who describes himself as an old huntin' dawg who sniffs out the good, the bad and the ugly in this noosphere (what ever?):...
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Funny story:  Chuck Norris to Endorse Ron Paul

Chuck Norris to Endorse Ron Paul

Today Chuck Norris announced that he will be changing his endorsment to Republican GOP candidate Ron Paul.
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Funny story:  MnM & Coen Broes Release "High-Priced Hoes: No Cuntry fo Ole Man"

MnM & Coen Broes Release "High-Priced Hoes: No Cuntry fo Ole Man"

In the first ever politico-erotic diatribe dicku-drama in film history, Michael Moore and the Coen Broes have collaborated on "High-Priced Hoes: No Cuntry fo Ole Man".
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Funny story:  Atomic bomb testing in the city!

Atomic bomb testing in the city!

U.S military has told the world they quit their nuclear program after the WWII bombing. Well, they didn't, because their was another test on one in the city of New Lexington.
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Funny story:  That Bakewell Tart!

That Bakewell Tart!

The BBC have announced what they hope will be the icing on the cake, as a murder mystery will grace the small screens around Christmas. The film, called 'A Matter of Loaf and Death', will be a cross between
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Funny story:  A True Love Poem

A True Love Poem

Once upon a time, in the land of Faraway. Lived a studdly hunk named Jasper Calloway. Now Jasper he was sweet and oh so damn fine, that every girl in town nearly went out of their minds. Jasper couldn't understand, this appeal he had, so one day he had decided to go and ask his dad. 'Now son," his Pa started speaking,"listen well you here.
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Funny story:  Hogwarts On Fire

Hogwarts On Fire

In a unlucky chain of events, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry caught fire and burnt to the ground, taking with it 997.98 students and teachers. The only survivor was the finger of Susan Bones.
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Funny story:  Dalai Lama says he will resign if Bear Stearns like Fed bailout continues on Wall Street -- stands firm on Moral Hazard grounds

Dalai Lama says he will resign if Bear Stearns like Fed bailout continues on Wall Street -- stands firm on Moral Hazard grounds

Dharamsala, India - Exiled Tibetan administrative leader the Dalai Lama announced from Dharamsala, northern India that he would not tolerate any further Fed bailouts of Wall Street and would resign as head of his government in protest, if it continue...
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Funny story:  Madonna's Pub Renamed 'Radgie Madgie's'

Madonna's Pub Renamed 'Radgie Madgie's'

Lucky Star Lady Madonna has bought 'The Punchbowl' Public House in Mayfair Lock & Stock and Barrel from Greg Foreman son of The Hard Case Freddie Foreman for...
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Funny story:  DNA Evidence Conclusively Proves Jesus Not Gods Son

DNA Evidence Conclusively Proves Jesus Not Gods Son

In a further crushing blow to the credibility of the Christian Church, molecular biologists at the University of Adelaide, Australia have announced that DNA results prove conclusively that Jesus Christ could...
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Funny story:  Extra Day to Be Added To Week - 'Shitday'

Extra Day to Be Added To Week - 'Shitday'

Government officials have taken steps to add an extra day to the week - prolonging people's suffering by a further 24 hours. The new day is to be called Shitday and everyone will be required to turn up for work/school/rehab on ti...
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Funny story:  Harry Potter and The Secret Sex Chambers

Harry Potter and The Secret Sex Chambers

It has emerge today that the chambers underneath Hogwarts school, formally known as the chamber of secrets, is getting a new name these days due to its raunchy sex reputation.
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Funny story:  Zac Efron's Plastic Surgery Nightmare

Zac Efron's Plastic Surgery Nightmare

In entertainment news, tween star, Zac Efron, was reported to have gone to renowned plastic surgeon Dr. Ken Barberie, to remove a few 'wrinkles'. This minor procedure should have only taken a few minutes and relatively easy. However, it ended...
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Funny story:  Heather Mills Demands Moon on a Stick

Heather Mills Demands Moon on a Stick

Peg-legged, lawyer-soaking nut-job, Heather Mills, was today threatening further legal action against hapless ex-Beatle and former husband Paul McCartney after a judge published the details of their divorce settlement.
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Funny story:  Harry Puffer

Harry Puffer

Radcliffe's squeaky clean image up in smoke.
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Funny story:  Harry Potter the Musical

Harry Potter the Musical

First there was High School Musical, then Hairspray came to annoy the hell out of us. But it seems that that is not enough after it was announced that a Harry Potter musical is in the making!...
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Funny story:  American Council Of The Blind Defends New, New York State Governor and Wife!

American Council Of The Blind Defends New, New York State Governor and Wife!

In the latest issue of the organization's flagship publication, "The Blind Leading The Blind," The American Council Of The Blind (ACB) defends the new Governor of New York State, David Paterson, 53, and wife, Michelle, 46, despite each...
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Funny story:  Police in Plymouth question trespassing spoof writer

Police in Plymouth question trespassing spoof writer

Police in Plymouth investigated a suspicious man trespassing on private property who claimed to be a writer, authorities said today.
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Funny story:  Big Blue Monday follows Selection Show shutout

Big Blue Monday follows Selection Show shutout

The General Accounting Office reported that millions of people called in sick on Monday after their teams failed to make the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament.
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Funny story:  Maddie McCann, Birds and Boats and Planes etc. Tell me its not True its just a Fairy Story

Maddie McCann, Birds and Boats and Planes etc. Tell me its not True its just a Fairy Story

Since the tragic disappearance of three year old Maddie McCann on 3rd May 2007, Clarence Mitchell, the McCann's Spokesman, and several well known Newspapers, have named every conceivably mode of transport, that Maddy may have been abducted in, t...
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Funny story:  Prince Harry Stuck in Chelsy for Two Weeks

Prince Harry Stuck in Chelsy for Two Weeks

Prince Harry has just returned from Helmand Province, Afghanistan where he has been on the front line, fighting against some of the most ferocious people on this planet, the Taliban.
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Funny story:  Effective Methods of Getting Yourself Killed

Effective Methods of Getting Yourself Killed

Okay, here are some ways by which, I think, you can attain an easy death[*]. It depends on where you live, so I'll post it in a viewer-friendly format.
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Funny story:  Tibet Olympic Team Thrown Out Of Beijing Games

Tibet Olympic Team Thrown Out Of Beijing Games

The government in China has moved swiftly and decisively to quell the Tibetan uprising, by having the Dalai Lama-led country thrown out of the Olympic Games, due to start in Beijing in June.
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Funny story:  Keegan To Be Sacked After Fulham Defeat

Keegan To Be Sacked After Fulham Defeat

Kevin Keegan, the King of Tyneside, will be sacked from his other position as manager of Newcastle United after next weekend's defeat at the hands of lowly Fulham, who don't even warrant a se...
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Funny story:  Erotic goal celebrations draw crowds to Women's football

Erotic goal celebrations draw crowds to Women's football

Women's football has never been so popular, with both FA Cup semi-finals played at Wembley in front of capacity crowds.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Picks Nose

Britney Spears Picks Nose

The singer who dresses like a schoolgirl, one Britney Spears was seen today picking her nose in California earlier today. It was at a Plastic Surgery.
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Funny story:  Inquest hears Anna Nicole Smith's son terrified of mother's boob-job

Inquest hears Anna Nicole Smith's son terrified of mother's boob-job

Nassau, Bahamas - (ReUterus): An inquest has heard how Daniel Smith, 20 year-old deceased son of Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith, had become terrified and psychotic because of his mother's enormous false breasts.
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Funny story:  NHS loses Buckingham Palace mental health records

NHS loses Buckingham Palace mental health records

London - (Ass Mess): A major security scare is under way as NHS bureaucrats admitted losing NHS files on Princess Anne's 1996 committal to the Maudsley psychiatric hospital and other confidential documents.
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Funny story:  Websites issue apology over McCann stories

Websites issue apology over McCann stories

Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): A number of satirical websites have issued an apology to Gerry McCann after claims he was trolling chatrooms under the assumed name of Helium.
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Funny story:  Manson's Death Valley graveyard yields more grisly Bush secrets

Manson's Death Valley graveyard yields more grisly Bush secrets

Death Valley, Ca - (Terminal Mess): Up to 100 bodies may lie buried in previously unexcavated land at satanic cultist Charles Manson's Barking Mad Ranch, according to new claims.
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Funny story:  50p for an STD? Welsh NHS stumps up cash in sexually transmitted disease amnesty

50p for an STD? Welsh NHS stumps up cash in sexually transmitted disease amnesty

NHS walk-in clinics in Wales are planning to offer patients 50 pence for each different STD that they test positive for.
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Funny story:  Vernal equinox: astrological grand cross spells Good Friday doom

Vernal equinox: astrological grand cross spells Good Friday doom

Off-the-Wall-St - (Armageddingouttahere Mess): Global financial markets' numerology watchers are unequivocal: Thursday's turbulent spring equinox heralds a potentially lethal Good Friday full Moon and cosmic 'grand cross' in the zodia...
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Funny story:  Space Station's New Robot, Dextre, Passes All Tests Butt One

Space Station's New Robot, Dextre, Passes All Tests Butt One

Space Station's New Robot, Dextre, Passes All Tests Butt One, that is the essential Buttwipe test.
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Funny story:  Cheney on 10 day Tour of the Mideast

Cheney on 10 day Tour of the Mideast

Rock star and Oil Magnate Dick "Whips" N. Cheney has launched a 10 day concert tour of MidEast venues.
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Funny story:  Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia On Location in Albany

Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia On Location in Albany

Dear P4YG, Your cousin Olie suggested that I write to you about the infidelity, yadda, high-priced hoes, yadda yadda and you know the possibility of some endorsements, yadda, yadda, yadda, XXXNYSG...
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Funny story:  Bushes and Cheneys gather to Celebrate Their Five-year Old Baby

Bushes and Cheneys gather to Celebrate Their Five-year Old Baby

The Bush family and the Cheneys gathered this week in the Rose Garden to celebrate the fifth birthday of their mutually conceived toddler.
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Funny story:  Pro-celebrity wrestling to be shown on the BBC

Pro-celebrity wrestling to be shown on the BBC

The British Broadcasting Authority, that bastion of all things British and upright, is introducing pro celebrity wrestling into it's Summer schedule.
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Funny story:  K-Fed & Justin Timberlake to release Britney Spears tribute album

K-Fed & Justin Timberlake to release Britney Spears tribute album

Troubled pop sensation Britney Spears was buoyed by news of plans to release a tribute album of her work featuring ex-partners Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline, aka K-Fed.
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Funny story:  Commodore Plans Comeback

Commodore Plans Comeback

Commodore, the 1980s' mega-computing giant announced today that they will be presenting a new line of computers called the "Commodore 65". It will be the most advanced computing system Commodore has ever produced.
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Funny story:  US Quietly Annexes UK and Ireland

US Quietly Annexes UK and Ireland

(Washington DC) The United States today quietly added Great Britain and Ireland as the 51st and 52nd states respectively. Great Britain is now called Fish Island and a reunitied Ireland is now called Guinness. The other British islands are on their o...
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Funny story:  Secret Gay Code Discovered

Secret Gay Code Discovered

It was revealed today that the word "partner" is gay-code for homosexual lover.
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Funny story:  Bear Stearns Changes Name to Bull Stearns

Bear Stearns Changes Name to Bull Stearns

Against the backdrop of bearish sentiment on Wall Street, Bear Stearns announced today that it would change its name to Bull Stearns, effective immediately.
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