Funny story:  Love You Long Time Dot Com Name Not Taken

Love You Long Time Dot Com Name Not Taken

Mephistophel, Tennessee (IPP) - Computer anthropologists were astounded to discover today that the name or domain name of Love You Long Time Dot Com (LYLTDC) has not been taken yet.
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Funny story:  Computer Catches Herpes Virus

Computer Catches Herpes Virus

Pahokee, Florida (IPP) - Scientists in Pahokee, Florida report that for the first time a human herpes simplex virus has transmutated and afflicted itself upon a computer.
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Funny story:  Elephant Girl to Appear on American Idol

Elephant Girl to Appear on American Idol

Hollywood, California (IPP) - Elephant girl will appear on American Idol this week. Stage hands are busy making preparations for the 857 pound American beauty and singing wonder.
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Funny story:  Haut de la Garenne house of horrors: police say trap door leads to Nazi-era tunnel to Vatican

Haut de la Garenne house of horrors: police say trap door leads to Nazi-era tunnel to Vatican

St Helier, Jersey - (Reuterus): Police investigating the Haut de la Garenne child molester scandal say a trap door in the former children's home cellar leads straight to a Colditz-style Nazi era tunnel to the Vatican.
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Funny story:  Michelle Obama caught shopping for tiara at Tiffany's - "Gotta get ready for our coronation" she tells reporters

Michelle Obama caught shopping for tiara at Tiffany's - "Gotta get ready for our coronation" she tells reporters

Barack Obama's wife, Michelle Obama, was caught shopping for expensive tiaras at New York's famous Tiffany's jewelry store.
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Funny story:  Heidi Klum spices up her marriage to Seal by proposing a hot ménage à trios with Britney, inviting her to come over and play house

Heidi Klum spices up her marriage to Seal by proposing a hot ménage à trios with Britney, inviting her to come over and play house

Hollywood, California - First, it was Rosie O'Donnell that invited Britney Spears live on "The View" to come live with her. Now it is supermodel, Heidi Klum, who is the latest to offer Britney a place to crash. All the while Britney tec...
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Funny story:  Texas Republicans vote for Obama to keep Hillary out of White House

Texas Republicans vote for Obama to keep Hillary out of White House

ALAMO, TEXAS: Hordes of pro-Obama American media have arrived at this historical site itching to celebrate Hillary's downfall. Headlines have been written, post-mortem articles are waiting to be...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton dogs Paris Hilton with lawsuit

Paris Hilton dogs Paris Hilton with lawsuit

In a development that is sure to rivet the attention of celebrity tabloid readers around the world for several seconds until they realize what it's actually about, the Hilton International Hotel and Convention Center in Paris, Fr...
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Funny story:  Upskirting entrepreneur to target tourists

Upskirting entrepreneur to target tourists

Derrick Tugstaff, 43, of Spokane USA, has put a cheeky new twist on the familiar scene of photographers snapping holidaymakers and selling the pictures back to them.
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Funny story:  Paranoid Persons Being Followed Around

Paranoid Persons Being Followed Around

Palo Alto, California (IPP) - Scientists working at the Palo Alto Think Tank and Reseach Facility (PATTRARF) have discovered that paranoid people really are being followed around.
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Funny story:  Barbie and Crew Arrested for Attack on Bratz

Barbie and Crew Arrested for Attack on Bratz

In an attempt to save her 'sister' Skipper from the 'wrong' crowd, Barbie and friends set out to lay the smackdown on the Bratz gang. Unfortunately, the Bratz thoroughly dominated, with new and fashionable clothing, iPods, and make up...
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Funny story:  North Carolina Lottery Eliminates Number 4

North Carolina Lottery Eliminates Number 4

Raleigh, North Carolina (IPP) - The North Carolina lottery has announced that the number Four (4) has been removed from the PICK 3 game. In its place an additional Zero (0) and or Nine (9) have been added in an alternating system. The number Four (...
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Funny story:  American Idol Contestants Paid Not to Play Music

American Idol Contestants Paid Not to Play Music

Hollywood, California (IPP) - A team working on a television special about American Idol contestants recently discovered that most of these people are making big money for not performing. The contestants land gigs that pay good money but once they p...
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Funny story:  Jews Found Guilty, Forced To Pay Restitution

Jews Found Guilty, Forced To Pay Restitution

In what was slated as the trial of the century, the entire Jewish population of the world has been found guilty of the murder of Jesus.
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Funny story:  Fed, Candidates Promise More of Same

Fed, Candidates Promise More of Same

The Fed today announced that it would continue to fight the recession, which was caused by the expansion of the money supply and excessive government expenditures, by printing $6 trillion new dollars, and spending it.
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Funny story:  Next Earthquake May Split The Earth In Half, Warn Scientists

Next Earthquake May Split The Earth In Half, Warn Scientists

Another earthquake of a similar magnitude to that experienced in the UK this week, could split the Earth in two, say barmy scientists. The Earth, they say, is going through volatile and unprecedented changes, and is extremely prone to another majo...
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Funny story:  16 Trillion Troublesome Plastic Bags To Be Launched Into Outer Space

16 Trillion Troublesome Plastic Bags To Be Launched Into Outer Space

An environmental group has said that it intends to launch more than 16 trillion plastic bags into space in a bid to halt the enormous effect on global warming and climate change that...
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Funny story:  Paris and Nicky Hilton Star In The Other, Other Boleyn Gulls!

Paris and Nicky Hilton Star In The Other, Other Boleyn Gulls!

Most thought that Paris Hilton could do little more than show her breasteses on the skinternet and that her sister Nicky was a dollar short and a cuntry mile shy. But in the newest, latest British histerical drama a...
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Funny story:  Touch-me-not

Touch-me-not

My post, 'Hand that Flattens Own Agitator', was about Mr. Nicolas Paul Stéphane Sarközy de Nagy-Bocsa, President of France visiting President George Bush in USA. In his trip, Mr. Sarkozy was not accompanied by his wife Cécilia Ciganer-Albeniz. Before the cameras, we observed some bizarre behaviors including Sarkozy's inserting his left hand deep into the pocket of his over-sized jacket...
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Funny story:  Bush Didn't Know Gasoline "Costs Money"!

Bush Didn't Know Gasoline "Costs Money"!

In a Worst President Ever (WPE) Press conference, WPE, GWB, was caught off guard by a member of the Press' question about the multiple economic predictions about $4 a gallon gasoline. It seems that the son of the man who had never seen a grocery...
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Funny story:  Yankees' Florida Legends Field to Be Renamed Steinbrenner Stadium

Yankees' Florida Legends Field to Be Renamed Steinbrenner Stadium

The NY Yankees spring training facility, Legends Field, is to be renamed Steinbrenner Stadium in a ceremony conducted by Steinbrenner Brothers, Hal and Hank. Baseball field landscape designer, Frank Lloyd Formfollasfunk believes he has created the ba...
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Funny story:  Every Actor in Hollywood Overdoses on Drugs At Same Time

Every Actor in Hollywood Overdoses on Drugs At Same Time

Los Angeles hospitals and emergency rooms were taxed to the limit when every actor in Hollywood overdosed on prescription medication at the same time.
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Funny story:  Prince Hari Kiri the Puppet Monarch's wannabe Sir Galahad

Prince Hari Kiri the Puppet Monarch's wannabe Sir Galahad

London - (Tora Bora Mess): Prince Hari Kiri is coming home after thousands of British soldiers complained bitterly about the little shit being singled out for lavish self-publicity while they remained in mortal danger behind Taleban enema lines.
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