Funny story:  Joseph Fritzl, Warren Jeffs challenge Dick Cheney's incest claims

Joseph Fritzl, Warren Jeffs challenge Dick Cheney's incest claims

Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Ass Mess): Dick Cheney's claims naming West Virginia as the incest capital of the world have been poo-pooed by Austrian famly sex nutter Joseph Fritzl and Texan fundamental polygamist swine Warren Jeffs.
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Funny story:  England Confident Ahead Of Euro 2008

England Confident Ahead Of Euro 2008

Steven Gerrard insists that he and his English international colleagues have a great chance of glory this summer at Euro 2008. "The lads are confident", said the scouser. "We know we can beat anyone on our day". "Individually, we're better than...
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Funny story:  Obama Picks VP Candidate : Mad TV's Miss Swan

Obama Picks VP Candidate : Mad TV's Miss Swan

New York, New York (IPP) - Obama told reporters this afternoon that he has picked Mad TV's Miss Swan as his choice for the Vice Presidential candidate.
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Funny story:  Radders Sets Up Self Help Classes

Radders Sets Up Self Help Classes

Over and over again I have reported that Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, or Radders as he has come to be known, has set up new businesses or projects in the hope of creating quick cash. There was his perfume and deodorant range, his magic mushroom farm and his highly popular Bikinis for men! But now I finally think he has hit on something, Dan is opening his own self help classes for those peo...
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Funny story:  Going Loco,  Paras on their Pogos!

Going Loco, Paras on their Pogos!

The Army are investing £300,000 in a new innovative mode of transport for their troops in Afghanistan.
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Funny story:  Cheney Apologizes For Incest Joke, Says He Will Only Ridicule "Crips and Retards" From Now On

Cheney Apologizes For Incest Joke, Says He Will Only Ridicule "Crips and Retards" From Now On

(Washington D.C.) - A spokesman for Dick Cheney today tried to mitigate the reaction to a remark the Vice President made yesterday about the frequency of incest in the American South. Speaking at the National Press Club on Monday, Cheney drew nervou...
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Funny story:  Such a bad loser...

Such a bad loser...

Chappaqua, NY - (Ass Mess): As the Sun, Moon, Venus and a retrograde Mercury line up in Gemini things are looking grim for the Skull 'N' Bones tribute artiste who has made such a profitable living out of being Hillary Rodham Clinton.
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Funny story:  How to spend a day at the office

How to spend a day at the office

9 AM - Open the computer...
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Funny story:  Princess Beatrice uses Gastric Band

Princess Beatrice uses Gastric Band

Princess Beatrice, the daughter of the Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, is alleged to be overweight and possibly morbidly obese after being photographed in a size 10 bikini in the Caribbean has confessed to using the Gastric Band.
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Funny story:  Lewis Hamilton hammered by Danica Patrick

Lewis Hamilton hammered by Danica Patrick

In what could be considered an able pitting of wits, at least according to Danica Patrick, the Indy 500 racer beat F1 driver Lewis Shamilton at his own game.
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Funny story:  Hull City named global brand leaders in new  fans  poll

Hull City named global brand leaders in new fans poll

In a poll of potentially one billion voters spread over 204 countries taken recently by a well known satellite broadcaster. Premiership new boys and big time charlies Hull City came out as clear winners in the global brands sections.
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Funny story:  Breathing To Be Taxed, Announces Chancellor

Breathing To Be Taxed, Announces Chancellor

The Chancellor of the Exchecquer, Alistair Darling, today announced plans to create a new tax on breathing.
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Funny story:  Laura Bush gives up tap dancing to honor troops

Laura Bush gives up tap dancing to honor troops

Washington D.C. - First Lady Laura Bush announced today that she has given up tap dancing as her way of honoring our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.
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Funny story:  Cristiano Ronaldo in critical condition in hospital after huge dive

Cristiano Ronaldo in critical condition in hospital after huge dive

It seems that playing for Manchester United against their Derby County encounter has made Ronaldo repentant indeed.
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Funny story:  Clinton Calls Vanity Fair Writer a Scumbag; Doctors Decide to Adjust Medication

Clinton Calls Vanity Fair Writer a Scumbag; Doctors Decide to Adjust Medication

Continuing his never-ending quest to prove he's even more insane than his wife, former President Bill Clinton decided yesterday that it was a good idea on the eve of the last two Democratic Primaries to call Vanity Fair editor Todd Purdum a "...
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Funny story:  Cows to be sent into orbit

Cows to be sent into orbit

Due to recent concerns regarding gaseous emissions from our bovine friends, plans have been announced by NASA to jettison the worlds cattle into space.
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Funny story:  Hyde Hospital beats all other hospitals for reduced patient waiting lists

Hyde Hospital beats all other hospitals for reduced patient waiting lists

In tables released by the Greater Manchester Hospital Trust, Hyde General Hospital topped the league for the single largest reduction in waiting times for patients.
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Funny story:  Hull City season ticket fiasco-Arrests expected shortly

Hull City season ticket fiasco-Arrests expected shortly

Details were slowly but surely filtering out concerning the latest fiasco down at the Casey Jones stadium ticket office in the fair city of Ull upon Umber.
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Funny story:  Swimming baths saved from closure by peeping-toms

Swimming baths saved from closure by peeping-toms

The Municipal Swimming Baths in Croydon have been saved from closure thanks to the highly non-politically correct decision of the council committee charged with overseeing it.
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Funny story:  Yates of the Yard vindicated as Met swoops on Lord Levy's £1bn safety deposit box scam

Yates of the Yard vindicated as Met swoops on Lord Levy's £1bn safety deposit box scam

London - (Jaw-dropping Mess:) A massive £1+ billion safety deposit box scam linked to the Labour Party's Cash for Honors villain Lord 'Cashpoint' Levy has brought a smile back to the face of embattled Met Assistant Commissioner John Yates...
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Funny story:  Roger Moore: "I could win a fight with James Bond"

Roger Moore: "I could win a fight with James Bond"

The actor Roger Moore has made a sensational statement by claiming 'under fight conditions' he would win a fight with the character James Bond.
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Funny story:  Gore: Greenhouses To Be Banned!

Gore: Greenhouses To Be Banned!

Al Gore has started pushing his next wacky vision in order to combat his none existent global warming. He has started to call for all greenhouses to be banned.
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Funny story:  Shrinking Dollar Prompts US Engravers to Follow Suit

Shrinking Dollar Prompts US Engravers to Follow Suit

WASHINGTON (Gelt Gazette) - U.S. Bureau of Engraving and Printing announced today a startling change in the evolution of the not-so-almighty dollar: it's gonna get downsized.
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Funny story:  Fraud Squad to heavily crack down on laundering

Fraud Squad to heavily crack down on laundering

In a crackdown on criminal Surfers, the Fraud squad have revealed that they are to enforce even stricter rules on laundering than have previously been in force.
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Funny story:  US demands 72 hours notice from UK terrorists

US demands 72 hours notice from UK terrorists

Washington DC - (Rioters): The Whore Against Terra took a decisive step forward today with the announcement by Homeland Insecurity's Michael Chertoff that UK terrorists must give 72 hours notice prior to fleeing to the USA.
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Funny story:  Wet Wet Wet

Wet Wet Wet

The month of June is to de-catagorised from a summer month to that of an autumn one after the Met Office became frustrated by the number of complaints they were receiving from the General public as a result of the inclement cool weather that much of...
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Funny story:  ITV to go ahead with "An Audience with Mugabe"

ITV to go ahead with "An Audience with Mugabe"

Having exhausted the supply of celebrities willing to stand up and sing or tell jokes in front of other celebrities, ITV has bowed to international pressure from the Zanu PF and will be broadcasting "An Audience with Mugabe".
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Funny story:  Internet Terminally Ill

Internet Terminally Ill

Philadelphia PA--The Internet is quickly dying, according to Drexel University researchers. Overuse and under maintenance has caused a freeze-up of vital components and there is no hope of a cure. Death is expected by September.
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Funny story:  Carlos Tevez furious with Ferguson

Carlos Tevez furious with Ferguson

Carlos Tevez, one of the best strikers in the EPL, is furious with Sir Alex Ferguson because he refused to buy Tevez chocolates at their stay in Switzerland for watching EURO 2008.
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Funny story:  Hull City Psychos Pen-Bash Duncan Whitehead

Hull City Psychos Pen-Bash Duncan Whitehead

Duncan Whitehead, the writer on the satirical news site TheSpoof.com, has come under fire from members of the Hull City Psychos Literary Wing, after comments he made about the Tigers on the site were deemed &...
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Funny story:  Kate & Gin To Split

Kate & Gin To Split

Kate and Gin, the Border Collie at the centre of the Britain's Got Talent vote-rigging allegations, are to split, say friends of the lesbian couple.
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Funny story:  Big Brother Back Amid New Controversy

Big Brother Back Amid New Controversy

Big Brother returns to the nation's TV screens this Thursday amid a new controversy over the lack of any new controversy over the show, which thrives on controversy and, of course, scandal.
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Funny story:  Flatlining Jihadist says martyrdom is actually hell

Flatlining Jihadist says martyrdom is actually hell

An emulation of the 1990 film "Flatliners", where a chap (a loud-mouthed American student-type played by Keifer Sutherland) experiences clinical death for a period of 1 minute before being brought back to life, has knocked martyrdom on the...
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Funny story:  Under 5's call for the UK to adopt TellyTubby time

Under 5's call for the UK to adopt TellyTubby time

A group of very young children have called for the adoption of TellyTubby time to replace GMT arguing that "Noo-Noo" city is the true centre of the Earth.
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Funny story:  Democratic Party Discounts the 3/5 ths Compromise!

Democratic Party Discounts the 3/5 ths Compromise!

In the early days of the Republic, brave and wise US political leaders debated how much a human being who was a slave should be counted. They needed a number in order to calculate the amount of representatives for each state. Slave holding states wan...
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Funny story:  Insurance Company Does Others In

Insurance Company Does Others In

Private health Insurance Company, Golden Showers, denied Patty Johnson a policy because she had to have a C-section to deliver her baby. It seems that Caesareans put the insuree at greater risk for the procedure in the future and Golden Showers does...
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Funny story:  Good News: Kennedy's Brain has some bits left

Good News: Kennedy's Brain has some bits left

Senator Edward M. Kennedy successfully underwent exploratory brain surgery yesterday at the Mad Science Brain Center in the Magic Kingdom at Florida's Disney World.
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Funny story:  Monkey Taught to Manipulate Robotic Arm with Thoughts Only!

Monkey Taught to Manipulate Robotic Arm with Thoughts Only!

At a major American robotics research facility, an amazing breakthrough was announced. A monkey in their brain operated robotics department has learned to manipulate a robot arm just by thinking about the movement of the mechanical appendage.
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Funny story:  You Might Not Be a Racist?

You Might Not Be a Racist?

Last evening on the Fox News Channel program "The No Spin Zone," host Bill O'Reilly interviewed the Reverends Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson. The topic for discussion was how do you tell if a person is not a racist?...
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Funny story:  Democratic Party Bumper Stickers

Democratic Party Bumper Stickers

Now that the Democratic Party Primary Election season is almost over, Howard Dean and the Democratic National Committee (DNC) has settled the disenfranchisement fiasco of voters in Florida and Michigan, an almost unified Democratic Party is moving forward to the August 2008 convention in Denver Colorado. New Democratic Party bumper stickers have been seen around Washington DC.
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