Funny story:  Big Brother Jennifer Has Been Lobotomised - But It Was Unsuccessful!

Big Brother Jennifer Has Been Lobotomised - But It Was Unsuccessful!

Big Brother Jennifer, who, through her argument with Big Brother Rex, was responsible for the evictioning of Big Brother Dennis, has been lobotomised, it has been revealed.
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Funny story:  Money Found Growing On Tree In Scotland

Money Found Growing On Tree In Scotland

There was great excitement in Scotland yesterday, when money was discovered growing on a tree. Tree experts have said this is the first reported case of the phenomenon in Britain.
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Funny story:  Dysfunctional Family Enjoys Incident Free Meal

Dysfunctional Family Enjoys Incident Free Meal

(New Jersey) For the first time in recent memory, The Mitchell family enjoyed a pleasant Sunday dinner with out all the psychotic behavior that occurs during family meals.
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Funny story:  "Iron Man" Dick Cheney Crashes Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Party

"Iron Man" Dick Cheney Crashes Nelson Mandela's 90th Birthday Party

Johannesburg, South Africa - After charging up his "Iron Man' suit compete with the mystical Asgardian crystal on his chest, deep within the secret underground catacombs of a chicken coop on Bush's Texas ranch…Kbooom!* Suddenly, Dick Che...
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Funny story:  Spoof Offices Raided In Search For The Phisherman's Phriend

Spoof Offices Raided In Search For The Phisherman's Phriend

The headquarters of satirical news website The Spoof were the site of a massive police raid today, after an attempt to unearth the internationally notorious, and notoriously international, the Phisherman's Phriend.
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Funny story:  Phoenix Earth Lander Detects No Life On The Blue Planet

Phoenix Earth Lander Detects No Life On The Blue Planet

Hades City Venus -- Disappointed scientists announced today there is no on extravenusian life on Earth. The space agency's ambitious Phoenix Earth Lander conducted several tests at the Blue Planet's equator and found the planet was sterile. T...
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Funny story:  Zimbabwe accepts more Penalties

Zimbabwe accepts more Penalties

Mugabe accepted Bush's offer for more penalties magnanimously. Villagers were seen rejoicing in the streets as the news was announced by the town-criers all over the country. Zimbabwe, already reeling under the joy of seeing Mugabe re-elected as...
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Funny story:  This Week's Top Ten Box Office Hollywood Movies

This Week's Top Ten Box Office Hollywood Movies

* The French Copyright Connection II. Lazy movie-makers copy an entire film, and change its name * The Sting. Hopelessly bad actors demand millions for not acting properly, and get the money * Erin Brockorich. Julia Roberts goes on strike, as she is now starving, due to low wages * An American Conman In London.
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Funny story:  Mugabe Joins Mandela And Stars At London Gig

Mugabe Joins Mandela And Stars At London Gig

Robert Mugabe joined Nelson Mandela at a concert in London's Hyde Park to celebrate ruining once-rich African countries...
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Funny story:  Demands by Hillary Clinton Come to Light

Demands by Hillary Clinton Come to Light

Hillary Clinton was defeated by Barack Obama in the race for the Democratic Presidential Nomination delegate count. As part of her concession, and promise of support in the November election, Clinton made several previously unknown demands of the Il...
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Funny story:  Obama Insults McCain's Vietnam War Record

Obama Insults McCain's Vietnam War Record

Democratic Party Presidential Candidate Barack Obama decided to get "down and dirty" in his campaign against Republican Candidate John McCain. From a speech delivered in front of 2500 people in Cleveland, Obama attempted to "set the r...
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Funny story:  Caught in the act

Caught in the act

Evening all. I'm PC Dixon of Dock Green. I suppose it all started last year when I went on my holiday to a quiet fishing village in Portugal called Praia da Luz. Roughly translated it means Beach of The Blue Lamp. As you know, my real name is Jack Warn...
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Funny story:  Pope's Stylist Resigns

Pope's Stylist Resigns

More controversy from the Vatican today as the Pope's head stylist has resigned from his post after he and the Pontiff disagreed about the outfit he should wear to last Sunday's mass.
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Funny story:  Scottish Labour party leader resigns for not fiddling the books

Scottish Labour party leader resigns for not fiddling the books

In a shock move today, the leader of the Scottish Labour party resigned after admitting to not fiddling the books.
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Funny story:  The Queen Signs On The Dole

The Queen Signs On The Dole

Today, Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II went to her local Job Centre, and registered herself as unemployed.
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Funny story:  Big Brother Dennis Arrested By Police

Big Brother Dennis Arrested By Police

Dennis McHugh, the Big Brother housemate evicted from the show yesterday, has been arrested by police in London and charged with offences in relation to Spitting.
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Funny story:  Astronaut lands shuttle in store parking lot

Astronaut lands shuttle in store parking lot

Des Moines, Iowa - A space shuttle returning from a recent visit to russian space station "Smirnoff", unexpectedly landed in a Wal-Mart parking lot in Iowa.
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Funny story:  Why I am not an advice columnist

Why I am not an advice columnist

Occasionally I like to pick up the newspaper and read one of those advice columns that usually start with "Dear Amy" then the person describes his/her problem. Whenever I read the advice I always think "that's not the advice I would have given". I have abbreviated some of the questions and here are the answers I would have given:...
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Funny story:  Mugabe Celebrates Famous Victory

Mugabe Celebrates Famous Victory

Robert Mugabe, the well-known Zimbabwe dictatorist, was last night celebrating, what his supporters were calling, a famous landslide victory over the opposition MDC Party led by Morgan Tsvangirai.
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