Funny story:  Hull City psychos in attempt to lure Bowyer

Hull City psychos in attempt to lure Bowyer

New firm to the premiership, Hull City Psychos who according to one expert are said to be "the worst set of northern monkeys ever to hit the top division" have been in preliminary discussions with want away Lee Bowyer.
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Funny story:  Jonas Brothers gayer than Daniel Radcliffe?

Jonas Brothers gayer than Daniel Radcliffe?

London - (Silver Ring Thing Mess): A sophisticated PR campaign promoting the imminent arrival of Disney's latest godsquad heart-throbs the Jonas Brothers has London pop fans reeling with disbelief.
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton's victory speech

Hillary Clinton's victory speech

South Dakota, 3-06-08 - Thank you for making me your Democratic nominee. You, the America people have spoken; you have chosen me to represent you. You have given me the delegates and popular votes.
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Funny story:  You Snooze...you win

You Snooze...you win

Following the success of such Internet based fripperies as Youtube, and other social networking programmes (that don't involve actually spending time with real people) a new channel is to be launched, called You Snooze.
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Funny story:  BBC Job Vacancies

BBC Job Vacancies

Wanted - untalented, annoying, chat show host, with irritating mockney accent.
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Funny story:  Space Aliens agree to pose for People magazine

Space Aliens agree to pose for People magazine

Extraterrestrials have agreed to pose for an in-depth People magazine cover article this summer.
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Funny story:  Boris Booze Ban - first casualty

Boris Booze Ban - first casualty

After Boris Johnson's controversial decision to ban alcohol on London transport, one 62 year old gentleman is paying a hefty price for 'flouting the ban'.
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Funny story:  John Terry, future manager of Chelsea, exposed as cheating scam

John Terry, future manager of Chelsea, exposed as cheating scam

Chelsea FC owner Roman Abramovich has decided to make John Terry the manager of his team.
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Funny story:  John McCain Picks Charlie Crist for VP

John McCain Picks Charlie Crist for VP

New York, New York (IPP) - John McCain headquarters has announced that a Vice Presidential candidate has finally been picked out from the ranks of the Republican party. The candidate chosen is Florida governor Charlie Crist.
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Funny story:  Obama Has Urine Tested by Secret Service

Obama Has Urine Tested by Secret Service

Washinton DC (IPP) - A late season cold front broke numerous weather records last night as an Arctic front reached as far south as Virginia and blanketed the White House and surrounding areas with six inches of snow.
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Funny story:  Kennedy Surgery Generates Good News and Bad News

Kennedy Surgery Generates Good News and Bad News

Duke University, North Carolina (IPP) - Ted Kennedy was all excited about the prospects of having brain surgery performed on him.
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Funny story:  North Carolina Issues Guide for New Residents

North Carolina Issues Guide for New Residents

Murphy, North Carolina (IPP) - North Carolina has issued a guide for new residents and visitors to the state. The guide is available in booklet form or on DVD, cassette, and 8-Track which is still considered state-of-the-art in North Carolina. The...
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Funny story:  Federer retires to open chocolate company

Federer retires to open chocolate company

Roger Federer, the reigning world champion of tennis, has decided to retire so that he can concentrate on making chocolates.
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Funny story:  Bill Clinton's Grass Roots Campaign Falls off the Turnip Truck

Bill Clinton's Grass Roots Campaign Falls off the Turnip Truck

While traveling in order to promote his wife's presidential campaign this past weekend, former President, Bill Clinton made his way back to his home town of Hope, Arkansas. As it turned out, the former President arrived on the day that some of his old friends had come back to Hope for the annual Turnip Green Cook off.
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Funny story:  Robert Mugabe stripped of knighthood

Robert Mugabe stripped of knighthood

Wacky African dictator Sir Robert Mugabe is to lose his title along with the associated privileges. It is understood he stands to lose over 1,000 nectar points in the controversial move.
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Funny story:  Mysterious Fire At Bunsen Burner factory

Mysterious Fire At Bunsen Burner factory

Police are investigating a mysterious fire, which destroyed a factory in Flint, Michigan, which produces Bunsen burners for schools and laboratories.
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Funny story:  Hot Hollywood Headlines

Hot Hollywood Headlines

A brief glimpse of the latest hot goss from tinseltown. Fire, sex, drugs, email and Sex and the City latest.
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Funny story:  Inner-City Prenatal Course Offers Dumpster Disposal Tips

Inner-City Prenatal Course Offers Dumpster Disposal Tips

For six weeks Leticia Gomez has been attending the "New Beginnings" prenatal instruction course at Antelope Valley Hospital in Los Angeles, California. The class is designed to provided essential information to expecting parents, such as, what strang...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton Planning Coup

Hillary Clinton Planning Coup

While Barack Obama is taking the oath of office on inauguration day, it has been uncovered that Hillary Clinton is planning to invade the White House in a coup de e-tat, guarding the premises with paid members of WEWA, an acronym for the Women'...
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Funny story:  Life Discovered In Bush's Brain

Life Discovered In Bush's Brain

In a diversion from its Mars probe, the lander was sent today to George W Bush's brain, and reports have confirmed that there is life there.
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Funny story:  Barack To Star In New 'Roots'

Barack To Star In New 'Roots'

Today, Democrat Films Inc announced that their latest blockbuster was to be a film version of the highly successful television programme 'Roots.'...
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Funny story:  Bradford And Bingley Crisis: Latest

Bradford And Bingley Crisis: Latest

A new crisis unfolded in the financial sector today, when executives at the Bradford & Bingley Building Society called in police to investigate the whereabouts of its two owners, Mr Bradford and Mr Bingley.
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Funny story:  Old Funky Spunk Rules: Sex and the City #1 at the Box Office

Old Funky Spunk Rules: Sex and the City #1 at the Box Office

A powerful combination of menopause and Geritol dominated the North American box office this past weekend, as Sex and the City packed them in to the tune of a $55.7 million opening weekend.
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Funny story:  Hull City crisis loans -  Queues lengthen

Hull City crisis loans - Queues lengthen

As premiership fever continued today in the fair city of Ull upon Umber several hundred die hard Hull City supporters were turned away from the season ticket queue by the club after being told they were too dirty and smelly to have them due to the fa...
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Funny story:  Bishop claims Fritzl is defrocked priest and disgraced prophet of doomsday Grail Movement

Bishop claims Fritzl is defrocked priest and disgraced prophet of doomsday Grail Movement

Staffordshire - (Bell Book & Candle Mess): An Anglican bishop has said that Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl is a defrocked former priest and failed one-time prophet of the fascist Grail Movement doomsday cult.
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Funny story:  Journalistic cliches literally spiral out of control

Journalistic cliches literally spiral out of control

The English Society of Great Britain, the poster child of literary excellence has expressed alarm about the rise in the use of cliché in journalism.
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Funny story:  Rafa - "It might not be our year"

Rafa - "It might not be our year"

In a bizarre turn of events in the ongoing Liverpool boardroom saga, manager Rafael Benitez has shocked the fans and the world in general by saying that next season just might not be "their year".
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Funny story:  Mythical WMDs Found In Spider's Web

Mythical WMDs Found In Spider's Web

Iraqi WMDs have been found inside a spider's web in Scotland.
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Funny story:  "Diving is my life," claims Ronaldo

"Diving is my life," claims Ronaldo

It has been revealed by Cristiano Ronaldo that he was actually trained by former Newcastle United flop Faustino Asprilla who was famous for his diving abilities.
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Funny story:  Tabloids to print news alphabetically

Tabloids to print news alphabetically

In an effort to assist the hard of thinking and those who turn immediately to the football pages of their tabloids before reading anything else, the Newspaper Association has announced that from next month, all news in tabloid newspapers (except the...
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Funny story:  A Prize for Being Touched

A Prize for Being Touched

"The head of the US Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has said al-Qaeda is essentially defeated in Iraq and Saudi Arabia, and on the defensive elsewhere." Having read the news, I, the same girl who slept with a rock, Metaphysical Affair, 18 November 2007, decided to take a clandestine trip from Tajikistan to Afghanistan.
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Funny story:  Gazza Sectioned For Acting Like A Geordie

Gazza Sectioned For Acting Like A Geordie

Footballer Paul Gascoigne was today sectioned under the Mental Health Act for acting like a Geordie. Yesterday, in Tyneside, he was spotted walking up to a woman and saying: 'You's a reet bonnie lass, tha knaas. Gonnae gang to the pub wi' us, for...
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Funny story:  Fashion industry calls it a day

Fashion industry calls it a day

With the recent deaths of Yves Saint Laurent, Gianni Versace and George Asda the fashion industry has decided to cease trading as from tomorrow.
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Funny story:  Hull City win bidding war for Chelsea trophy cabinet

Hull City win bidding war for Chelsea trophy cabinet

Premiership new boys and title favourites Hull City today announced to the stock exchange that they have acquired from Chelsea football club their former trophy cabinet. The cabinet itself is nine feet by six, mahogany and a bit dusty.
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Funny story:  White House Converted Into Mental Asylum

White House Converted Into Mental Asylum

Today the White House was suddenly converted into a mental asylum for seriously disturbed but also rich patients.
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Funny story:  QE2 hex warning as Puppet Monarch says farewell

QE2 hex warning as Puppet Monarch says farewell

Southampton - (Titanic Mess): The Queen said her goodbyes to the Hellfire Club's former flagship the QE2 at Southampton Dock today despite frantic warnings that the hex on the liner's predecessor, the RMS Queen Elizabeth is...
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Funny story:  Immigration Laws to Change!

Immigration Laws to Change!

The British Government have adopted an idea to ease the disgruntled public who are increasingly concerned with high immigration levels.
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Funny story:  Dear Paraphernalia4yourgenitalia: Rolling, Motorized Resiliently Pliable Artificial Penis

Dear Paraphernalia4yourgenitalia: Rolling, Motorized Resiliently Pliable Artificial Penis

Dear P4YG, Recently I read about "a rolling toaster sized metal box outfitted with a motorized 'resiliently pliable artificial penis' " in the NY Times Book Review section. Apparently a Mr. William Harvey currently holds the patent on said device. I am writing to you with a number of questions:...
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Funny story:  Big Brother 9 house to feature grizzly bears

Big Brother 9 house to feature grizzly bears

In an almost futile attempt to inject some life back into the tired Big Brother franchise Channel 4 have announced that BB9 contestants will face the additional challenge of fighting off hungry grizzly bears in the Diary Room.
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton wins!

Hillary Clinton wins!

Hillary Clinton was today announced as the winner of the World Straw Clutching competition, for her performance in the Democratic nomination elections.
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Funny story:  Kenwynne Jones Breaks Dreadlock

Kenwynne Jones Breaks Dreadlock

There was heartache for Sunderland boss Roy Keane this morning, after his Trinidad & Tobago striker Kenwynne Jones was ruled out of the start of next season with a damaged dreadlock.
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Funny story:  Anger as Foreign Secretary exposed as not being Foreign

Anger as Foreign Secretary exposed as not being Foreign

The government has been taken to task today by the Office of Fair Trading because a consumer from Bridlington complained that the Foreign Secretary is not in fact foreign.
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Funny story:  New taxes announced by Chancellor

New taxes announced by Chancellor

In his pre, pre, pre-budget speech, the Chancellor of the Exchequer has announced a raft of new taxes aimed at taking his traditional vendetta against the motorist out of the spotlight.
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Funny story:  A newspaper editor speaks

A newspaper editor speaks

Speaking from my ivory tower on Canary Wharf, I learned today that not only is poor little Maddy Mccann missing, but speaking to our royal correspondent and former plumber, Kendo Nagagranny, I have found out, and can exclusively reveal, that Diana, Princess of Wales, is still dead!...
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Funny story:  Saturday Diary

Saturday Diary

Had a fantastic day celebrating England's win in rugby.
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Funny story:  Jermain Defoe Breaks "Y'know" Record

Jermain Defoe Breaks "Y'know" Record

Jermain Defoe, England's two-goal hero in last night's 3-0 demolition of giants Trinidad & Tobago, has smashed the "Y'know" record, by uttering it more than 300 times in a post-...
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Funny story:  Amen..Ahem....er...Praise the Lord....but which one?

Amen..Ahem....er...Praise the Lord....but which one?

It would appear that The Good Lord works in mysterious ways.
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Funny story:  Vatican Declares: "Sexism is a Sin!"

Vatican Declares: "Sexism is a Sin!"

In the enlightened times after the Second Vatican Council, sexism was declared a sin.
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Funny story:  Britain's Got Talent To Be Known As 'Britain's Gone Soft'

Britain's Got Talent To Be Known As 'Britain's Gone Soft'

Britain's Got Talent, the ITV variety show, is to be known as Britain's Gone Soft after 14-year-old George Sampson won this year's competition with a pathetic display of Breakdancing.
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Funny story:  GOP Denounces Dem Compromise over FL, MI

GOP Denounces Dem Compromise over FL, MI

Washington, DC - Outraged Republican Party officials denounced the compromise reached today by the Democratic Party Rules Committee, seating 50% of the delegates from Michigan and Florida even though those states had violated party rules.
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Funny story:  Seagal Requesting his Name be Removed From List of Banned Deadly Weapons

Seagal Requesting his Name be Removed From List of Banned Deadly Weapons

NEW YORK, NY - Steven Seagal met with a number of foreign diplomats at the United Nations headquarters Monday, requesting the removal of his name from a list of controversial weapons facing a ban by international treaty.
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Funny story:  London Discovers Maasai Warriors Make Good Busmen

London Discovers Maasai Warriors Make Good Busmen

Maasai warriors, known to be traditionally good herdsman in their native country Kenya, have translated their skills to good use as busmen keeping queues orderly and assisting passengers entering the London bus network.
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Funny story:  Sharon Stone to Bare All For Chinese Officials

Sharon Stone to Bare All For Chinese Officials

Beijing - Just days after sticking her stilettos in her mouth and then opening it again only to prove she could do it twice in a row, Sharon Stone has agreed to visit Beijing to make a formal apology.
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Funny story:  Clinton Finally Concedes

Clinton Finally Concedes

WASHINGTON D.C. -- "Obama is our next president of the United States!" a reborn Senator Hillary Clinton concluded in a press conference, putting to an end a roller coaster finish for a spectacular ending to this historic Democratic race to...
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Funny story:  Senate Vote on Withdrawing Soldiers from Mesopotamia Nears

Senate Vote on Withdrawing Soldiers from Mesopotamia Nears

Dateline Rome, 15 Octavio, 112 BC: Senators from all parts of the empire have been convened in a special session of the Roman Legislature by Senator Obamicus.
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Funny story:  Mars Phoenix Lander discovers an extremely boring world

Mars Phoenix Lander discovers an extremely boring world

After its first week of operation, the Mars Phoenix Lander has discovered nothing that we didn't already know nor anything the slightest bit interesting.
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