Funny story:  Don't Panic! Space crap 'poses no danger' say MIB, Captain Kirk, Doctor Who

Don't Panic! Space crap 'poses no danger' say MIB, Captain Kirk, Doctor Who

Astronauts on the US space shuttle Discovery have been told that the numerous huge hunks of floating radioactive debris and even an apparent fender-bender with the UFP Spaceship Enterprise pose no danger for scheduled re-entry.
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Funny story:  New Hull City Winger May Be Bent

New Hull City Winger May Be Bent

Craig Fagan the player who Hull City bought back from championship relegation favourites Derby County, has denied emphatically that the possible arrival of Marcus Bent from Charlton Athletic would in any way undermine his position in the squad.
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Funny story:  New Culinary Fad: Mercury On Everything!

New Culinary Fad: Mercury On Everything!

Following the many corporate big pharmaceutical funded scientific reports telling us that mercury in our vaccines is highly nutritious and beneficial to our brains; many celebrity chiefs have started to add it to their dishes.
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Funny story:  Psychiatrists: Bush Not An Idiot, Technically.

Psychiatrists: Bush Not An Idiot, Technically.

Bethesda, MD - In a strongly worded statement today, the American College of Psychiatric Diagnosis condemned pundits and bloggers who call George W Bush an idiot.
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Funny story:  President Bush's teddy bear kidnapped

President Bush's teddy bear kidnapped

Sources close to the White House confirmed today that Mr. Wiggles the teddy bear of President Bush was kidnapped.
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Funny story:  NASA says object following Shuttle is toliet

NASA says object following Shuttle is toliet

At press conference today NASA officials said that an object discovered this morning trailing the shuttle is the toilet from the shuttle.
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Funny story:  David Davis resigns to fight for British Gas to answer phones more quickly

David Davis resigns to fight for British Gas to answer phones more quickly

Hot on the heels of his recent resignation, Secretary for Shadows in the next Conservative Government, David Davis, has decided to contest the seat he resigned from in a by-election organised to replace himself with himself.
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Funny story:  Irish Referendum Rigged Claim

Irish Referendum Rigged Claim

The European Union commission are alleging that the voting on the Lisbon Treaty by Ireland has been rigged. The Irish Government carefully explained what type of questions were in the treaty which needs to be ratified by all 27 member countries.
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Funny story:  Robert Mugabe surprise Best Man at Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin's Wedding

Robert Mugabe surprise Best Man at Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin's Wedding

The entire World awoke this morning in disbelief after learning that Robert Mugabe was yesterday the Best Man at Wayne and Coleen's Wedding which was held at the beautiful fortress of Villa Durazzo overlooking Santa Margherita on the Italian Rivi...
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Funny story:  Hillary Clinton Witch Rumor Denied By McCain Camp

Hillary Clinton Witch Rumor Denied By McCain Camp

(New York-NY) At his first "Town Hall" meeting in New York City's Federal Hall, a statement made by presumptive Republican presidential nominee, John McCain, has many political bloggers wondering "wtf"? The r...
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Funny story:  McCain Shocker: "Pillsbury Doughboy My Son"

McCain Shocker: "Pillsbury Doughboy My Son"

Memphis, TN - In a tear-filled admission during a town hall meeting in Memphis yesterday, Republican presidential candidate John McCain confessed that he was the father of the popular television icon the Pillsbury Doughboy.
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Funny story:  Queen Sends Letter To George Bush

Queen Sends Letter To George Bush

Today Her Majesty wrote a letter to George Bush, and we can reveal its contents:...
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Funny story:  Outbreak Of Tyneside Accents In Washington

Outbreak Of Tyneside Accents In Washington

Today there was a sudden outbreak of English Tyneside accents in the American capital of Washington, D.C. 'Speaking from the White House, ABC News reporter Kent State said: 'Well, viewers, sources at the FBI have confirmed that people have bin bre...
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Funny story:  Royal Ascot bombs as serpent crop circle appears in royal enclosure

Royal Ascot bombs as serpent crop circle appears in royal enclosure

Ascot, berks - (Snake-in-the-Grass Mess): A huge Carla Bruni-faced serpent crop circle has suddenly appeared in Royal Ascot's unsaddling enclosure prompting the immediate cancellation of next week's five day race meeting.
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Funny story:  Al-Qaeda Dossier Lost On Train Is Handed Over To Rightful Owners

Al-Qaeda Dossier Lost On Train Is Handed Over To Rightful Owners

A lost dossier containing information on the al-Qaeda terrorist organisation has been reunited with its rightful owners, after a man found it on a train and made an incredible journey to the mountains of Afghanistan.
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson To Buy Guantanamo Bay

Michael Jackson To Buy Guantanamo Bay

Michael Jackson, the jaded pop star, is back in the headlines again after it emerged that he has made enquiries about the availability of Guantanemo Bay detention centre.
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Funny story:  Global Cooling Creates New Imigration Problem

Global Cooling Creates New Imigration Problem

High ranking members of congress met today to discuss the immigration problems stemming from the newly discovered issue of global cooling.
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Funny story:  Can Hulk Smash Night?

Can Hulk Smash Night?

(La La Land, CA) - A skinny Indian American director fights it out with a green version of Jose Canseco this weekend at the multiplex, as The Incredible Hulk and The Happening will both try and exceed middling expect...
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Funny story:  Holiday Shits: Latest Advice

Holiday Shits: Latest Advice

Leading medical experts have made an exciting announcement today, claiming that they now have within their grasp the cure for the annoying and debilitating condition known as the 'Holiday Shits'.
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Funny story:  Alabama Audience Upset Obama Never Asked Where White Wimmin Were At

Alabama Audience Upset Obama Never Asked Where White Wimmin Were At

"This certainly is not what I expected," said Marvin McGwire following a speech by presidential candidate Barack Obama last evening in York, Alabama.
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Funny story:  Britain Loses History

Britain Loses History

Important details relating to Britain's history have been stolen from up to 36 million UK households according to OffWatch, the government department responsible for oversight. This follows hard on the heels of the careless and embarrassing loss...
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Funny story:  Big Brother Alex Violated

Big Brother Alex Violated

Big Brother housemate and disrespected black person Alexandra de Gale, was yesterday involved in a new crisis when, in front of million of TV viewers, she was openly violated by fellow housemate, Rex, who, to be hone...
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Funny story:  Max Mosley invited to  Bush's  Windsor Castle sleep-over orgy

Max Mosley invited to Bush's Windsor Castle sleep-over orgy

Windsor - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): S&M Nazi nutter Max Mosley is top on the invite list to the Windsor Castle Father's Day sleep-over orgy organised by the Puppet Monarch's pederastocracy fanclub.
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Funny story:  Warm Vegetarians Ready

Warm Vegetarians Ready

Robert Mugabe, president of Senile Old Southern African Despots (SOSAD) has said his warm vegetarians are ready to take stand-up comedy to the people in the forthcoming rip-off elections.
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Funny story:  David Davis resignation: Father's Day death-knell for Astor family fantasy agenda

David Davis resignation: Father's Day death-knell for Astor family fantasy agenda

London - (Habeus Corpus Mess): Tory front bench maverick David Davis played a blinder yesterday, publicly dumping the country's top fascism apologists the Astor family and their Bush-fellating agenda, our Palace of Westmonster correspondent w...
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Funny story:  Europe In Mourning After German Defeat

Europe In Mourning After German Defeat

Football fans across Europe were in mourning today, after Germany's shock defeat by Croatia.
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Funny story:  Body piercing research omits historical origins

Body piercing research omits historical origins

The recent research revealing that 10% of the population have lumps of metal shrapnel, curtain and key rings inserted through body parts other than their ears, has failed to draw on the historical origins of this crude fashion form.
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Funny story:  George Washington Held In Guantanamo

George Washington Held In Guantanamo

Terrorist leader George Washington is being held in Guantanamo Bay.
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Funny story:  British Fuel 'Not Expensive Enough'

British Fuel 'Not Expensive Enough'

A British consumer group today claimed that fuel for cars and lorries wasn't expensive enough.
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Funny story:  Monkey Woods in "Wood Monkeys is Apeing my name" Claim, Writes Monkeys Wood

Monkey Woods in "Wood Monkeys is Apeing my name" Claim, Writes Monkeys Wood

Leading spoof writer, Monkey Woods, has issued a controversial claim that new boy on the scene, Wood Monkeys, is an unwelcome impostor who is merely apeing his name...
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Funny story:  Stagflation May Lead to Worklessness

Stagflation May Lead to Worklessness

Bank of England officials today were said to be sure that Britain was unlikely to go into recession any time soon not while there are words like stagflation about.
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Funny story:  Vatican Denies There Are 13 Months In A Year

Vatican Denies There Are 13 Months In A Year

Speaking from his multi-millionaire's massive luxury home in Rome, only a few thousand miles away from Palestine, where Jesus preached humility and poverty, Pope Benedictine the Unhypocritical said: 'Ave Caesar. Yes, I mean no, anyone spreadi...
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Funny story:  Hull City Striker Dean Windass To Be Honoured By Local Company

Hull City Striker Dean Windass To Be Honoured By Local Company

Dean Windass, the Hull City striker who scored the goal which sent the Tigers into the Premiership for the first time in their 104-year history, is to be honoured in a similar way to Austrian hero Ivica Vasti...
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Funny story:  StallWallScrawl.cum: The Lusty Month of May!

StallWallScrawl.cum: The Lusty Month of May!

Did you take it in the queaster on Easter?...
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Funny story:  Disney Town

Disney Town

Washington DC: Disney Town has been operating for a long time. People from all over the world know Disneyland and Disneyworld, but Disney Town remains a quiet secret, with both wonderful and mysterious goings on.
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Funny story:  Mississippi Foreign Workers End Hunger Strike When Raises Allow Them to Afford Food!

Mississippi Foreign Workers End Hunger Strike When Raises Allow Them to Afford Food!

Two dozen Asian Indian guest workers working on an oil rig in Mississippi were said to be on a month long hunger strike.
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Funny story:  Asstronomers Name Pluto a Hemorrhoid

Asstronomers Name Pluto a Hemorrhoid

Poor Pluto has been demoted from one of the seven planets, recently called a Plutoid by International Astronomical Union and now diagnosed as a hemorrhoid on the ass of Neptune.
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Funny story:  A Tale of Three Executives

A Tale of Three Executives

Emerald City: My grandfather told me this fable about three executives and the raising of a chicken. Each man in their own turn managed the same magnificent Company. The three were Jimmy, Ron and George.
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Funny story:  Republicans Block Extended Aid to Unemployed Till Bush and Cheney Are Included

Republicans Block Extended Aid to Unemployed Till Bush and Cheney Are Included

As the US economy reels from a collapsed housing market, surging oil and food prices and most recently the largest one month increase in unemployment in two decades, House Democrats with the support of 49 Republicans tried to extend unemployment bene...
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Funny story:  Tainted tomatoes traced to Illegal Aliens from Mexico, says FDA

Tainted tomatoes traced to Illegal Aliens from Mexico, says FDA

Washington, DC - Coming under increasing political pressure by the GOP to find a scapegoat for the up coming 2008 Presidential campaign, as playing the terrorist card for reelection has waned, the FDA has pointed the finger of blame for the salmonell...
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Funny story:  Bush Regrets Cowboy Rhetoric But Not the Gunfight That Has Filled Boothill!

Bush Regrets Cowboy Rhetoric But Not the Gunfight That Has Filled Boothill!

"Bring 'em on!" taunted chickenhawk Bush, whose only war experience was bombing missions over Texas while his poorer peers were in the quagmire called Vietnam.
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Funny story:  Obama Seen Waving His Hand

Obama Seen Waving His Hand

At a recent rally in Philadelphia, Sen. Barack Obama was seen waving his hand. Political pundits around the country are intensely analyzing the wave and arriving at all sorts of interpretations. What is the true meaning of this cryptic gesture? Will...
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Funny story:  Mad Trapper Makeover Takes Hollywood by Storm

Mad Trapper Makeover Takes Hollywood by Storm

As an outcome of the recent housing downturn the lifestyle of the nearly homeless has become "high style" with rich people and movies stars downsizing in droves, sometimes voluntarily, from multimillion-dollar homes and con...
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Funny story:  Andy Kaufman is back!

Andy Kaufman is back!

The "late" Andy Kaufman made his much anticipated comeback today after 24 years.
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Funny story:  Exxon To Sell All Gas Stations, Go Into War Profiteering Full Time

Exxon To Sell All Gas Stations, Go Into War Profiteering Full Time

(Hell On Earth) - In a surprise move, ExxonMobile has decided to sell all of their 2,220 gas stations in order to focus full time on war profiteering. Company spokesman Beezle A. Bub announced the move today in a hastily arranged press conference at...
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