Funny story:  Music professor says Girls Aloud and Sugarbabes are all in the mind

Music professor says Girls Aloud and Sugarbabes are all in the mind

A respected and quite bald professor of music from King's College, Dr Lass Nightproms, has revealed today that following extensive research, he can conclusively prove that the girl groups 'Sugarbabes' and 'Girls Aloud' have just been a figment of the...
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Funny story:  Al Gore Films "An Inconvenient Truth Part II: UFOs Are Real"

Al Gore Films "An Inconvenient Truth Part II: UFOs Are Real"

(Philadelphia PA) Al Gore is planning a sequel to his 2006 blockbuster, An Inconvenient Truth. The new film promises to do for UFO's what his previous film did for global warming. The former Veep says flying saucers are real and very dangerous an...
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Funny story:  MPs 'will support cougher plans'

MPs 'will support cougher plans'

Ministers are winning over MPs on the controversial coughing vote to extend detention without charge to 42 days.
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Funny story:  Tony Blair's Latest Speech In Full

Tony Blair's Latest Speech In Full

'Um, haha, well, you see, giggle, OK, er, well. What I mean is, um, ya know, is, well, it's like, how can I put it, sort of, well, it's OK. I mean, look, it's, um, giggle giggle, um, er, ha ha, yes.
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Funny story:  Chelsea appoint McCanns as joint managers

Chelsea appoint McCanns as joint managers

Chelsea FC announced today that Kate and Gerry McCann, parents of missing toddler Madeleine McCann, have been appointed as new joint managers of Chelsea. The surprise move has stunned the football world but the board of Chelsea FC have explained the...
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Funny story:  Flash Gordon

Flash Gordon

Gordon Brown, the British Prime Minister, is being investigated by MI5 following allegations that he has been exposing himself throughout the corridors of the House of Commons.
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Funny story:  Capello Preparing To Make England Lose

Capello Preparing To Make England Lose

England manager Fabio Capello has taken a bold step in his bid to make England even worse than when he arrived, by appointing David Beckham as captain.
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Funny story:  Hillary's Teeth Growing

Hillary's Teeth Growing

It has been revealed today that Senator Hillary Clinton's teeth are growing at an alarming rate. Speaking from New York City, her dentist, Laurence O'Livier, said: 'Yes, her molars and canines are getting longer every week, and we have photograph...
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Funny story:  Scottish Youth Drinking Plans Criticised

Scottish Youth Drinking Plans Criticised

Charities and politicians in Scotland have criticised British government proposals to stop underage teenagers from not drinking. Parents who don't allow their children to drink in public could be prosecuted for allowing under-14s to be regularly...
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Funny story:  Universal Studios arson blamed on Tom  Cruise hex

Universal Studios arson blamed on Tom Cruise hex

California - (Smouldering Mess): A Tom Cruise hex has been blamed for the suspected arson attack on Universal Studios.
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Funny story:  Today's Freeview Viewing

Today's Freeview Viewing

5pm - 'Coppers Shouting and Fighting', with John Thaw and Dennis Waterman.
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Funny story:  Ickes Says Clinton Prospects 'Icky,' Concedes Defeat

Ickes Says Clinton Prospects 'Icky,' Concedes Defeat

(Washington D.C.) - In an appearance on Meet The Press today, Senator Hillary Clinton's campaign advisor Harold Ickes called the junior Senator from New York's chances of pulling out a victory in the race for the Democratic Presidential Nomin...
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Funny story:  Prehistoric Ape Gene discovered in Newcastle!

Prehistoric Ape Gene discovered in Newcastle!

Scientists are excited after discovering a gene which directly links the people of Newcastle upon Tyne with prehistoric ape men.
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Funny story:  Turin Shroud washed

Turin Shroud washed

Scientists in America have revealed that they have made a big mistake.
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Funny story:  "Brian Blessed" Tops Official New Insanity Classification

"Brian Blessed" Tops Official New Insanity Classification

A report in respected psychiatric journal Nutters has revealed an important new benchmark in measuring mental instability.
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Funny story:  Ginger Prince in frontline duties shock

Ginger Prince in frontline duties shock

A vicious war of words has broken out between Windass hall (formerley Buckingham Palace) press officials and the MOD over who was responsible for the leaking the details of HRH Wales latest secondment.
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Funny story:  Keegans Cunning Camel Campus

Keegans Cunning Camel Campus

Newcastle Messiah, Kevin Keegan is finalising plans to have eight Egyptian camels brought to Newcastle for pre season training.
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Funny story:  Scottish Hopes Dashed by Britains Got Talent Fix

Scottish Hopes Dashed by Britains Got Talent Fix

Britains Got Talents Final was today under investigation due to revelations that the result was fixed.
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Funny story:  Local Boy Made Good, Makes Bad with Foreigner

Local Boy Made Good, Makes Bad with Foreigner

Local man Timmy Tailor overcame his drug dependence and addiction to badly-dubbed Spaghetti westerns to become a loyal and trustworthy member of the local community - that was until the day he met a foreign language student f...
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Funny story:  John Terry called up for England Team

John Terry called up for England Team

Despite her disastrous penalty in Moscow John Terry has been picked for the England women's team.
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Funny story:  Whoring for Vladimir Putin not a proper job Queen tells Kate Middleton

Whoring for Vladimir Putin not a proper job Queen tells Kate Middleton

London - (Republican Mess): Kate Middleton has been told to stop her arms proliferation and drug running business on behalf of Vladimir Putin's 250+ London-based spooks and get a proper job to pay for any future wedding to William.
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Funny story:  U.S. Won't Confirm Alleged Cyber Porn Theft

U.S. Won't Confirm Alleged Cyber Porn Theft

WASHINGTON, DC - The US Department of Commerce has refused to comment on a report stating that Chinese officials may have secretly copied the contents of a government laptop reported to have contained some highly sensitive, top-secret pornography.
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Funny story:  Irish Government Ban Combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips

Irish Government Ban Combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips

Yesterday Irish Government Spokesperson Gerry Fiddler announced that from next month combined Golfing and Fishing Tourist Trips to the Republic where to be banned.
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Funny story:  Brown announces new hydrogen levy

Brown announces new hydrogen levy

Gordon Brown today revealed the government's plans to place a levy on Hydrogen. The abundant gas, used by millions each day is to be taxed at 40p per kilo. The levy will be back dated to roman times and current generations will be forced to pay f...
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Funny story:  PM is in the Brown again

PM is in the Brown again

Gordon Brown today stunned the UK with an announcement to increase the number of public sector jobs to 65 million before 2015. The move to ease unemployment concerns will come at the expense to the taxpayer.
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Funny story:  Prince William off to the Caribbean for his drugs

Prince William off to the Caribbean for his drugs

It was revealed today that Prince William, second in line to the throne thanks to his success in the great British tradition of forming a queue, is to lead the drug squad in the Caribbean.
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Funny story:  It's official - Dewsbury in Yorkshire has an especially bad name

It's official - Dewsbury in Yorkshire has an especially bad name

Residents in Dewsbury are reeling from the news that the town has a very bad name.
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Funny story:  Feb Wedding, May Consumnation

Feb Wedding, May Consumnation

Circling the Madras airport twice after take-off the Beech Jet400 craft landed much to the releif of the bridesmaids, who only minutes before had sent the brides off to a quiet wedding ceremony to be performed at the Amrithaghateswara Temple near Nagapattinam. The occasion was the sasthiabdapurthy celebrations of Selvi Jayalalitha and her long standing consort, err, consentee live-in partner S...
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Funny story:  I want to kill a Mockingbird!

I want to kill a Mockingbird!

You see, unlike other birds, the mockingbird comes out at night - when I'm trying to sleep! It usually waits until I have turned my light off. As soon as I lay my head down it begins it's cacophony!...
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Funny story:  McCain seeks to eliminate First Amendment

McCain seeks to eliminate First Amendment

Aspiring presidential candidate and Arizona senator John McCain stated today the First Amendment to the Constitution has become antiquated and should be repealed in favor of a more socially-acceptable and child-friendly amendment.
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Funny story:  George Bush Declares US Carbon Neutral

George Bush Declares US Carbon Neutral

The United States demonstrated a leadership position in the world sustainability movement today as President Bush made it clear he is carbon neutral.
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