Funny story:  ABBA To Go Back On Road With Pierce Brosnan

ABBA To Go Back On Road With Pierce Brosnan

ABBA, the 1970s Swedish supergroup, have reformed, and are to go back on the road again with a brand new world tour accompanied by former James Bond star Pierce Brosnan.
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Funny story:  Secret papers expose conspiracy group

Secret papers expose conspiracy group

A clandestine group of conspiracy theorists formerly known as 'The North Walsham And District Boys Brigade Cover But Really A Secret Society of Conspiracy Theorists Dn-Dn-Durrrrrn!' has been rocked by allegations that one of their members del...
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Funny story:  Hull City Sign Player

Hull City Sign Player

Hull City Football Club have signed a footballer, a man who plays football. This is the premiership giant's second signing of the close season and closely follows the capture of former star player Craig Fagan, who has once again left a champions...
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Funny story:  World's Leading Automotive Scientists Convene

World's Leading Automotive Scientists Convene

Jeddah Saudi Arabia: The world's top automotive engineers and scientists met in this Red Sea port city to address the automotive fuel cost crisis.
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Funny story:  "Zimbabwe's Got Talent" Won By Robert Mugabe

"Zimbabwe's Got Talent" Won By Robert Mugabe

The African TV talent show Zimbabwe's Got Talent has been won by the crackpot out-of-control dictator Dr Robert Mugabe. Mugabe won the contest by a landslide after he polled 108% of the 20 million votes cast, with his incredibly stirring rendition...
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Funny story:  Earth Screams

Earth Screams

High-flying satelites have recorded a most horrible scream, coming not from ET's but from our own Earth. The screeches are produced when the solar wind hits the magnetic field in the upper atmoshpere, just as the aurora are. But what is our home...
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Funny story:  "Myth Busters" Fire Buster

"Myth Busters" Fire Buster

Producers of the popular Discovery channel, "Myth Busters," have decided to fire the well worn crash test dummy Buster. After seasons of dropping, burning, being shot at and out of cars, cannons and airplanes they feel Buster just doesn'...
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Funny story:  Lorena Bobbit Franchises New Business

Lorena Bobbit Franchises New Business

Lorena Bobbit has been out of the public spotlight for several years since her famous scuffle with her ex-husband ended with police searching a vacant lot for his severed penis. The former criminal (charge with a felony, as she could not be charged...
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Funny story:  Britain leads the way for 'leading' companies

Britain leads the way for 'leading' companies

According to research from some insurance company wanting to gain some cheap publicity and get itself in the newspapers because business is bad and they didn't want to pay for their adverts with their bloody nodding dog, red telephone or some idi...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Declared National Historic Landmark

Paris Hilton Declared National Historic Landmark

The United States Registry of Historic Places has declared that Paris Hilton is now a National Historic Landmark. The distinction comes to the socialite at the young age of 27. Barbara Davenport of the Registry issued the following statement: "O...
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Funny story:  Random Advance Disclaimer

Random Advance Disclaimer

A Leading High Ranking Official who has been closely tied to other High Rankers and others has issued a press release on condition of anonymity for immediate broadcast on FNN COX News...
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Funny story:  Historians Learn that Napoleon Had Fifteen Inch Penis

Historians Learn that Napoleon Had Fifteen Inch Penis

Researchers at the Graduate School for French History in Paris have learned that Napoleon Bonaparte had a previously unknown fifteen inch long (while flacid) penis. This was discovered when early tin and glass photographs of Napolean and Josephine w...
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Funny story:  Researchers Learn that "Wrangler Butts" Really Can Drive Women Nuts

Researchers Learn that "Wrangler Butts" Really Can Drive Women Nuts

Research conducted at the American Fashion Institute, in conjunction with the Psychology Department at Colorado State University, determined that the expression "Wrangler Butts Drive Me Nuts" is true; women really are turned on more by men...
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Funny story:  Wills and Harry gobsmacked as royal protection cops' betting syndicate bombs owing millions in online scam

Wills and Harry gobsmacked as royal protection cops' betting syndicate bombs owing millions in online scam

London - (Royal Ass Mess): William, Harry, silly little wannabe royal trollops Kate Middleton and Chelsy Davy plus their official dealers Dave Skunk and Hughie Crackhead are in a state of shock this weekend.
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Funny story:  Obama Makes Age Jokes At McCain's Expense

Obama Makes Age Jokes At McCain's Expense

Brack Obama, the Illinois Senator who is trying to become the first black President of the United States, poked a little fun at the age of his opponent, Arizona Senator John McCain. "Every campaign picks a theme song," said the Democrat.
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Funny story:  Political Correctness to Change Cooking Instructions

Political Correctness to Change Cooking Instructions

No longer will recipes in standard cookbooks be able to use such words as "beat" or "whip" or "brown" or "blacken." This language has been declared offensive by Political Correctness experts and will not be pe...
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Funny story:  California Changes Bridal Wedding Requirements (Again)

California Changes Bridal Wedding Requirements (Again)

For many years on their wedding days, brides have been traditionally requred to wear "something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue." This will no longer be the case in California.
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Funny story:  Researchers Discover Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp Bah Bomp Bah Bomp

Researchers Discover Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp Bah Bomp Bah Bomp

In the 1960's, singer Barry Mann asked the mystical and heretofore unanswered question: "Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?" The previously unidentified man was also accused of putting the ram in the rama lama ding dong,&q...
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Funny story:  Steamy Sex and  Titillating Revelations in Brinkley-Cook Divorce Trial  Clear Courtroom of Spectators!

Steamy Sex and Titillating Revelations in Brinkley-Cook Divorce Trial Clear Courtroom of Spectators!

The Christie Brinkley-Peter Cook divorce trial in Central Islip, New York, which started on July 2, has been hotter than the country's summer weather. Considering the daily drone of the unfortunate Iraq War, the miserable U.S. economy, and the ti...
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Funny story:  Obama Drops Out of Race

Obama Drops Out of Race

Democratic Presidential Candidate and Illinois Senator Barack Obama has decided to quit his campaign and drop out of the race for the White House.
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Funny story:  Obama Supports National Cemetary Xeriscaping

Obama Supports National Cemetary Xeriscaping

Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama has stated that he supports the xeriscaping of the Fort Bliss National Military Cemetary in El Paso, Texas.
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Funny story:  Large Hadron Collider switched on - doomsday imminent

Large Hadron Collider switched on - doomsday imminent

The CERN Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has been switched on miles underneath the Franco-Swiss border.
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Funny story:  New GM crops acknowledged as a complete failure

New GM crops acknowledged as a complete failure

Despite the debate and discussion explaining the benefits of GM crops, a major producer had admitted that its crop might have been a total failure, offering as it does a calorific and food value content of nil.
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Funny story:  Britain Joins Space Race - Tranny Van Set To Go To Mars

Britain Joins Space Race - Tranny Van Set To Go To Mars

Britain has finally decided to join the international space race and is set to launch an ambitious manned fact-finding mission to giant red planet Mars. Legendary space pioneers Yuri Gagarin, Neil Armstong and Buzz Aldrin will soon be joined in the s...
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Funny story:  G bottom 8

G bottom 8

Today, in Mali, the G bottom 8, summit went underway.
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Funny story:  George Bush tries to manage expectations for his final G8 Summit

George Bush tries to manage expectations for his final G8 Summit

HIGH ABOVE THE PACIFIC OCEAN (Spoof International News) George Bush is winging his way to Tokyo for his last G8 Summit meeting. This Spoof reporter was once again (but maybe the last time) given the opportunity to interview our Chief Executive durin...
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Funny story:  Liverpool Writer Phil Redmond Pens Soap Opera About Gareth Barry Wranglings

Liverpool Writer Phil Redmond Pens Soap Opera About Gareth Barry Wranglings

Liverpool have come up against a brick wall in their bid to prise Aston Villa midfielder Gareth Barry away from the Midlands, and the whole sorry mess has now been made into a soap opera by noted Merseyside writer Phil Redmond. Redmond, who also w...
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