Funny story:  Darwins Missing Again

Darwins Missing Again

The Darwins, those masters in the art of deception, who were given 6-year-plus jail sentences this week for Pulling The Wool Over The Eyes Of Authority, have gone missing again on their way to incarceration.
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Funny story:  Hulk Hogan daughter offered $5 million for naked centerfold spread

Hulk Hogan daughter offered $5 million for naked centerfold spread

Los Angeles - (Bare Ass Mess): Luscious blonde stunner Brooke Hogan has been offered $5 million to pose in the nude for the LA FagHagSlagMag Xmas issue.
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Funny story:  Max Mosley's wife denies selling Eva Braun outfit at auction

Max Mosley's wife denies selling Eva Braun outfit at auction

London - (Sore Ass Mess): Cock-a-hoop from his £60,000 libel victory against the News of the Screws lurid orgy fanatic Max Mosley was staying schtum today after being asked about an authentic Eva Braun costume that his wife Jean has denied flogging...
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Funny story:  Big Phil Scolari in fraud probe

Big Phil Scolari in fraud probe

London, England - The Metropolitan Police Fraud Squad are today investigating Big Phil Scolari, the recently appointed coach of Chelsea F.C."Its misrepresentation innit?" Inspector Terry "Chaggar" Evans "He's just not as...
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Funny story:  Man arrested for not caring

Man arrested for not caring

Manchester, England - A man was arrested yesterday on suspicion that he did not care about the latest famine currently ravaging Ethiopia.
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Funny story:  NASA 'ballistic' as Apollo 14 astronut blames Challenger Shuttle disaster on  rogue UFO

NASA 'ballistic' as Apollo 14 astronut blames Challenger Shuttle disaster on rogue UFO

Cape Canaveral - (Dark Side of the Moon Mess): Furious NASA officials have said Apollo 14 moonwalker Edgar Mitchell is 'away with the fairies' after he told reporters a rogue UFO was probably behind the Challenger Space Shuttle disas...
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Funny story:  David Tennant Mobbed At Stratford Hamlet

David Tennant Mobbed At Stratford Hamlet

David Tennant, the Doctor Who actor, was given a rousing reception and mobbed by fans yesterday at the Courtyard Theatre in Stratford, where he is appearing in the RSC production of Shakespeare's Hamlet.
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Funny story:  Amy Winehouse Ale Debuts in London

Amy Winehouse Ale Debuts in London

London UK, July 26 2008: Amy Winehouse Ale went on sale today, at some of the finest pubs and drinking establishments in London.
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Funny story:  Dick Cheney To Sell Skin Care Products After Retirement

Dick Cheney To Sell Skin Care Products After Retirement

Washington DC-- Dick Cheney called a press conference today to announce his plans after January '09. The youthful looking Vice President announced he will be selling skin care products after his term expires. It's not well known the Veep has...
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Funny story:  Amber Alert Issued For Mark Lowton

Amber Alert Issued For Mark Lowton

Spoof Editor Mark Lowton has gone missing from his home and work. An Amber Alert has been issued to help find this missing person. While such alerts are generally issued for children, this one is being issued for a missing adult due to mental disab...
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Funny story:  Bormann sues over "Nazi Orgies "slur

Bormann sues over "Nazi Orgies "slur

Ascunion, Paraguay - Martin Bormann, formerly the second most powerful man in the Third Reich, has sensationally come out of hiding, to announce that he is suing a popular German daily newspaper, over allegations that he took part in "Sick Nazi...
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Funny story:  Zac Effron Sex Change Scandal

Zac Effron Sex Change Scandal

Reuters: Early Monday morning saw Zac Effron, young star of international franchise 'High School Musical', appear from a sex change clinic in Florida. At the same moment his ex-girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens attended a court case accusing Effron of tradi...
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Funny story:  Barack to kick off world tour with "Ich bin ein Berliner" and other favorites

Barack to kick off world tour with "Ich bin ein Berliner" and other favorites

Democratic presumptive presidential candidate Barack Obama is preparing to deliver a keynote concert in Berlin on how he sees relations developing between the Free World and the ever-present eastern threat of Communism.
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Funny story:  Nothing Funny To Happen In World For Two Weeks

Nothing Funny To Happen In World For Two Weeks

The United Nations has declared that nothing funny will happen in the news for the next two weeks. These "Days of Soberness and Deep Thought," if successful, may become an annual even.
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Funny story:  Ken Dodd In New Wage Claim From Diddymen

Ken Dodd In New Wage Claim From Diddymen

Ken Dodd, the toothy Scouse comedian and cleared tax dodger, has entered into a war of words with his ex-employess, the Diddymen, over unpaid wages amounting to several thousand pounds. Dodd, now 80, is alleged to have reneged on payment of the...
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Funny story:  FEMA Sells Tainted Trailers to Massachusetts and Vermont!

FEMA Sells Tainted Trailers to Massachusetts and Vermont!

Boston,Ma./ Wall Street Journal - FEMA announced today that it was selling 2500 mobile home trailers , only a fraction of their hurricane disaster stock, to the liberal Democratic states of Massachusetts and Vermont. FEMA has been seeking immuni...
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Funny story:  Algerian Marathon Runner Is Favorite To Win Olympic Marathon

Algerian Marathon Runner Is Favorite To Win Olympic Marathon

The Algerian Olympic marathon runner Ald Orrzak Ziane is the favorite to win the race in the Beijing Games. To get ready for his marathon race he has already set off to run there.
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Funny story:  Nuclear Accident Happens In France - Because of Onions

Nuclear Accident Happens In France - Because of Onions

There has been a nuclear accident in the French city of Auvignon. Some workers have exposed themselves to radioactive materials and they have been sent to hospital for treatment.
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Funny story:  Wind So Strong, it Blew Earth Nearer The Sun

Wind So Strong, it Blew Earth Nearer The Sun

A freak windstorm that swept across Britain two weeks ago, was so strong that it blew the planet off its normal rotation and three hundred lunar miles nearer to the sun.
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Funny story:  Max Mosely wins libel case - buys more hookers

Max Mosely wins libel case - buys more hookers

Max Mosely the head of the governing body that regulates motorsport, has won huge damages from downmarket tabloid the News of The World and intends to spend the lot on 'a right good seeing to.'...
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Funny story:  McDonalds Opens Store In New York City For Only Halal Food

McDonalds Opens Store In New York City For Only Halal Food

McDonalds fast food organisation has opened its first store in New York that will sell only Halal Food. They have made two delicous new burgers made with Halal meat called the McHal and the McLamb.
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Funny story:  Age no barrier to success

Age no barrier to success

Age concern today laughed off suggestions by Salford FC Boss Alex Ferguson that Chelsea are too old to win major honours. They claimed that in the modern day age is no barrier to success, and surely the Utd boss man is a testament to that.
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Funny story:  Patients' Association claim proposed GP tests unfair

Patients' Association claim proposed GP tests unfair

Patients are up in arms over the proposals to put local practice doctors through a series of tests each year.
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Funny story:  Olympic Diver Tom Daley In Danger Of Burn-out - He's Only 14!

Olympic Diver Tom Daley In Danger Of Burn-out - He's Only 14!

Olympic diver Tom Daley is being counselled by health experts from the British Olympic Association on the eve of the Beijing Games, because it's been suggested that the lad might already be suffering from stress related to his Olympic selection at su...
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Funny story:  Osama's Rochester On Trial!

Osama's Rochester On Trial!

Imagine if Jack Benny's man servant and chauffeur Rochester was on trial for his boss' bad jokes, sour violin playing and stinginess. Can't you just hear the hoarsed voiced faithful underling explaining to the court:" Mr Benny never...
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Funny story:  Bucket List Aboard Golf Cart!

Bucket List Aboard Golf Cart!

Two old codgers drive a golf cart through downtown Retirementville! This seemed to be the Republican commercial for its bid for the future leadership of the US of A while the Democrats paraded their boy on a triumphant tour of the most troubled regio...
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Funny story:  McCain and Hillary: Dream Team to Oppose Media Dreamboat Obama!

McCain and Hillary: Dream Team to Oppose Media Dreamboat Obama!

US politics has had some odd couple down through the years but the pairing of John McCain and Hillary Clinton may be one of the strangest. United solely by their belief that Barack Obama is the protected media darling of the US press corps, the pair...
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Funny story:  Britain's Great Iraqi Coitus Interruptus!

Britain's Great Iraqi Coitus Interruptus!

While the US surge is barely holding its own in the pandemonium called post Saddam Hussein Iraq, Great Britain has decided or maybe can't stop itself from a troop withdrawal. British military commander Squirtz Toosoon explained that when a force...
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Funny story:  From Ancient Greece: Nero's Fall and Lesbians Galore

From Ancient Greece: Nero's Fall and Lesbians Galore

From the titillating world of archaeological research Ancient Greece has yielded up some gems this week! Investigations into Roman Emperor Nero and his Olympic obsession in this dictatorial Olympic year revealed that the fiddler of Rome had the Greek...
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Funny story:  World Bank, Led by One Western World Renegade After Another, Is Insensitive to Environment!

World Bank, Led by One Western World Renegade After Another, Is Insensitive to Environment!

The World Bank has been run by a series of US War Criminals from Vietnam War Robert McNamara to Iraqi debacle Paul Wolfowitz. A recent study of the policies of the bank has shown that the murderous scum that have led the world organization have been...
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Funny story:  Single Olympic Chopstick Idea a Failure

Single Olympic Chopstick Idea a Failure

Bejiing - Chinese officials tasked with putting a hometown touch to the 2008 Olympics may be forced to backtrack from their idea to promote the use of a single large chopstick for feeding athletes at the Olympic Village.
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Funny story:  Afghanistan - First Nation to Expose Collateral damage as Civilian Murder!

Afghanistan - First Nation to Expose Collateral damage as Civilian Murder!

American and other Western Allied Bombers have been blasting to bits civilian men, women and children in the innocuous name of collateral damage. That is, until Afghanistan finally took a stand against the bombing of weddings, baptisms and bachelor a...
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Funny story:  Sewer Covers - USA's Latest Real Estate Hot Deal!

Sewer Covers - USA's Latest Real Estate Hot Deal!

Sewer covers are going like hot cakes while US real estate sits idly by waiting for the next imaginary bubble. The metal market in the once thriving US of A is about the only thing that is selling. Junkies and former bond traders are stripping Americ...
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Funny story:  Twelve Yorkshire Puddings Challenge Hull Tigers

Twelve Yorkshire Puddings Challenge Hull Tigers

Barnsley - Hull City Tigers have been put to a challenge football match by a Dozen Yorkshire Puddings from Barnsley.
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Funny story:  Radovan Karadzic named First Mass Murderering Santa Claus!

Radovan Karadzic named First Mass Murderering Santa Claus!

After 13 years of an intensive manhunt, Slgrade's favorite Santa in July! Serbian official found Genocidal Mass Murderer Radovan Karadzic as Belgrade's favorite Santa in July. Apparently the brutal dictator has been mascaraing as Father Chris...
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Funny story:  In Kabul, Obama's Promise of "Change" Delivers Hope to Weary Taliban, Despondent Extremists

In Kabul, Obama's Promise of "Change" Delivers Hope to Weary Taliban, Despondent Extremists

(Kabul, Afghanistan) - Barack Obama further lauded his nebulous message of change at his central Kabul speech today, garnering raucous cheers from the Afghanis.
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Funny story:  Water Torture Ends - Obama Bill Closes Gitmo and  Mass. Big Dig Tunnel

Water Torture Ends - Obama Bill Closes Gitmo and Mass. Big Dig Tunnel

Congress today overrode President George Bush's veto of a Barack Obama bill to close two sources of major water torture of Muslim and Massachusetts constituents. In Massachusetts the Turnpike Authority's massive $14.5 billion dollar dripping high...
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Funny story:  Eco-Town To Be Twinned With LazyTown

Eco-Town To Be Twinned With LazyTown

One of the new government-planned Eco-Towns is to be built near to the site of the kids BBC settlement, LazyTown, and will be twinned with it, says a report.
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