Funny story:  Disney movies losing their innocence 'because of scrubbers like Vanessa Hudgens'

Disney movies losing their innocence 'because of scrubbers like Vanessa Hudgens'

Bollywood - (Lurid Ass Mess): Disney children's movies no longer carry an aura of wholesome innocence because of the tawdry internet antics of scrubbers 'like Vanessa Hudgens'.
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Funny story:  Robert Mugabe apologises

Robert Mugabe apologises

In what is seen as the most unusual and unprecedented event of 2008, Robert Mugabe has turned around and apologised to the world for the recent carry-on surrounding his illegal re-election as dictator of Zimbabwe.
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Funny story:  Amy Winehouse's hair extentions harvested from corpse

Amy Winehouse's hair extentions harvested from corpse

London - (Ass Mess): Camden Town residents are gobsmacked after a local grave robber admitted supplying Bong 'n' Spliff Superstars Hair Salon with tresses harvested from a corpse in Golders Green Cemetery that then ended up on singer...
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Funny story:  White House Goes Into Foreclosure

White House Goes Into Foreclosure

Washington DC-- The housing crisis claimed its most famous victim today; the White House is in foreclosure. The national landmark has been home to presidents since John Adams. No one ever thought to pay the mortgage. Finance charges and delinquent pa...
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Funny story:  Hull City Line Up Spurs Defender Rocha

Hull City Line Up Spurs Defender Rocha

Hull City have lined up Tottenham Hotspur's Portuguese defender Ricardo Rocha, unaware that he is not the brother of fashion designer John Rocha, the man responsible for the Rocha John Rocha
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Funny story:  Transit system seeks new image

Transit system seeks new image

In an effort to raise public transit use in response to rising gas prices and global warming concern, the U.S. department of transportation is looking to the public for ideas on changing the image given to those who use it.
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Funny story:  Manchester United Appoint Big Phil As Coach

Manchester United Appoint Big Phil As Coach

Manchester United have acted swiftly to fill the hole left by former Coach Carlos Queiroz, by appointing his fellow countryman Mr Big Phil Scolari as their new coach.
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Funny story:  The Spoof Sold To Two 'Popular' Writers

The Spoof Sold To Two 'Popular' Writers

The Spoof, a popular on-line news and humor magazine, has been purchased from founder and former editor Mark Lowton by two of the writers on the site. Queen Mudder and Jalapenoman (pen names, of course) bought the site for a reported 2.5 million poi...
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Funny story:  No News?

No News?

Yesterday saw what could possibly be the first day with no news, so what happened?...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie gives birth to quads

Angelina Jolie gives birth to quads

In a surprise announcement, French Actress, Angelina Jolie has given birth to quadruplets. The incident happened at Lenval Hospital in Nice, France where the babies were delivered by Caesarian section on Saturday night. All four babi...
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Funny story:  Dwain Chambers Breaks World Record - But BOA Still Won't Give In

Dwain Chambers Breaks World Record - But BOA Still Won't Give In

Dwain Chambers, the British sprinter banned for two years after testing positive for a banned substance, broke the 100m World Record at the Olympic trials in Birmingham yesterday, but still won't be allowed to represent the natio...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Gives Birth To Some More Bizarrely-Named Babies

Angelina Jolie Gives Birth To Some More Bizarrely-Named Babies

Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie has given birth to two beautiful bouncing twin babies at the Lenval hospital in Nice, France.
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Funny story:  Obama Selects "Cosmopolite" French Poodle as Mascot

Obama Selects "Cosmopolite" French Poodle as Mascot

(Chicago, IL) America, the waiting is over: Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has selected a French Poodle he's named Carter as what he hopes will become the next White House mascot.
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Funny story:  Badgers Hire Public Relations Team and Celebrity Spokespeople

Badgers Hire Public Relations Team and Celebrity Spokespeople

Animal rights activists representing the Badger have hired a public relations team to help improve the image of their beloved animal. The group, known as the Friends of Badgers (FOBs for short), wants to see the animal become more respected and have...
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Funny story:  Lingerie Company Introduces JonBenet Line For Little Girls

Lingerie Company Introduces JonBenet Line For Little Girls

After being cleared of murdering their daughter by DNA evidence ten years after the fact, the Ramsey's have contracted with a leading lingerie retailer to introduce a JonBenet line for little girls. Mr. John Ramsey said that "everyone knows that w...
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Funny story:  Astrologers behind Brangelina's Venus in Leo whelping

Astrologers behind Brangelina's Venus in Leo whelping

Cote d'Azur, France - (Starstruck Mess): LA astrologers are jubilant that trout-pout movie actress Angelina Jolie farrowed according to plan on Saturday 12 July just as the planet of glamor, sycophancy and megabux attention seeking was entering t...
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Funny story:  McCain and Bush to Dance in Puppet Show

McCain and Bush to Dance in Puppet Show

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Senator John McCain and President George Bush have proudly announced that they will dance together this Friday in a puppet show with AIPAC and the Russian-Israeli Mafia pulling the strings.
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Funny story:  Barack Obama caught in a time warp

Barack Obama caught in a time warp

Today, Senator Barack Obama was sent through the space time continuum to 1963, and found himself at the Brandenburg Gate, in Berlin. 'Wow!', he said, trying to control his pointing addiction, one that has become an obsession, 'now I can really bec...
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Funny story:  TV Poll: Jackson "cutting off" Obama

TV Poll: Jackson "cutting off" Obama

In an intriguing soufflè of Presidential politics, average American intelligence, and late-night humor, Jay Leno's Tonight Show conducted a national viewers' poll concerning Reverend Jesse Jackson's latest verbal misstep about Barack Obam...
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Funny story:  Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters

Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
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Funny story:  Jayden James Is Justin Timberlake's Only Love Child

Jayden James Is Justin Timberlake's Only Love Child

Secret DNA tests, carried out by me in my bedroom, have proved conclusively that the father of Jayden James, Britney Spears' second child, is, in fact, Justin Timberlake, Britney's childhood sweetheart.
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Funny story:  Infamous Political Films

Infamous Political Films

Hollywood CA, July 2008: In 2009 a new awards ceremony is to be held in Tinsel town. This gala event will feature the worst domestic and foreign political films of the last 15 years. One can expect to see the best decorated boobs in the film industry walking down the red carpet with their spouses.
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Funny story:  Eastenders channel rejects calls for cuts

Eastenders channel rejects calls for cuts

The BEC, the British Eastenders Corporation, has rejected calls for cuts in its multi-billion pound budget. BEC director Mark Nobody said: 'Look, if you're complaining about it costing Britain billions of pounds, just to make one cliched soap oper...
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Funny story:  Thatcher state funeral plans announced

Thatcher state funeral plans announced

Detailed Plans for the funeral of Baroness Thatcher have been revealed, despite the former P.M. Still being alive. As well as a state funeral, officials are planning to install a wood-sprung dance floor directly above her final resting place.
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Funny story:  'Cigarettes Are Good For You' Shock Conclusion

'Cigarettes Are Good For You' Shock Conclusion

In a surprising report yesterday, scientists at Liverpool University concluded that cigarettes are good for you. 'We were shocked initially at our findings' said a spokesman,' but it would appear that all the fuss about heart disease and...
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Funny story:  Neville in robbery shock!

Neville in robbery shock!

Gary Neville was today arrested and charged with a chain of robberies in the local area. A total of 5 newsagents where hit during a period of three weeks by a man wearing a mask in the shape of a bottom.
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Funny story:  America finally sheds the pounds; no longer the World's poster child for the country with the fattest people; Australia now number one -- In your face Europe!

America finally sheds the pounds; no longer the World's poster child for the country with the fattest people; Australia now number one -- In your face Europe!

Sidney, Australia - In the early 1980s, it was the America's Cup for the prestigious yachting regatta won by the innovative design of Australia II as well as the crew's commitment to winning. Now Australia has surpassed the U.S. once again, o...
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Funny story:  McCain Campaign Commercial: Green Card Holders- Cannon Fodder

McCain Campaign Commercial: Green Card Holders- Cannon Fodder

In the McCain campaigns efforts to reach out to Hispanic-Americans a new TV commercial has been released.
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Funny story:  Senator Leahy's Batman Cameo Inspires Flood of Politico Film Appearances

Senator Leahy's Batman Cameo Inspires Flood of Politico Film Appearances

Senator Patrick Leahy has a brief appearance in the new Batman film and his political peers are clamoring for equal Hollywood time.
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Funny story:  Tory "Bruiser" Davis Leaves Law and Order for Liberty

Tory "Bruiser" Davis Leaves Law and Order for Liberty

It was not long ago that Tory Party tough guy, David "Bruiser" Davis was ready to rob people of their individual rights in the name of law and order. The extreme position to illustrate the lengths to which his advocacy went was his campaign...
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Funny story:  London Money Managers Losing the Wife Along with the Shirt!

London Money Managers Losing the Wife Along with the Shirt!

As London Money Managers brace themselves for the gross losses from the world wide recession, they report that they have more to lose than the proverbial shirt. Lionel Squeezepence of investment firm, Cheathem Daly told this TheSpoof.com bizybody:
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Funny story:  King Charlie of Harlem, The Donald-o of the Ghett-o

King Charlie of Harlem, The Donald-o of the Ghett-o

US Congressman from Harlem, NYC, Charlie Rangel has been parlaying rent-controlled apartments like quenelles at Belmont. Rangel has taken over an entire floor of the exclusive Lenox Terrace and is living in style while many of his constituents are cr...
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Funny story:  The Hamburglar and Grimace Get Arrested

The Hamburglar and Grimace Get Arrested

The infamous hamburger thief, known on the streets as "The Hamburglar," was finally tracked down and arrested, late Saturday night, in what was initially a mere traffic stop in suburban New York.
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Funny story:  Phil Gramm to help Whining Americans; plans to lower nation's recommended daily dietary calorie count intake from 2,000 to 1,500

Phil Gramm to help Whining Americans; plans to lower nation's recommended daily dietary calorie count intake from 2,000 to 1,500

Washington DC - While short-sizing food products is helping Wall Street shore up corporate profits by hiding inflation from unsuspecting Americans, some consumers on Main Street are nevertheless beginning to notice that they are not getting the same...
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Funny story:  Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae Save Trailer From Bankruptcy...For Now!

Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae Save Trailer From Bankruptcy...For Now!

America's favorite redneck couple, Freddie and Fannie, on the Country Channel hit sitcom, Sittin' Pretty on Cinder Blocks made national news this week with their timely episode about the nation wide threat of bankruptcy and dispossession faci...
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Funny story:  Pele Again Frustrated By Gordon Banks

Pele Again Frustrated By Gordon Banks

England's greatest-ever goalkeeper, Gordon Banks, met up with his arch-enemy, Pele, again yesterday, for the unveiling of a statue of himself at the Britannia Stadium, home of Premiership newboys, Stoke C...
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Funny story:  Robert Mugabe rejects warrantless wiretapping

Robert Mugabe rejects warrantless wiretapping

Dandy despot Robert Mugabe drew the line at spying on his own people today as he rejected his parliaments request to introduce warrantless wiretapping.
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Funny story:  Former Terrorist Opens Local Business

Former Terrorist Opens Local Business

A former Lieutenant in the Taliban, recently released after serving five years in prison, has opened a new local eatery. The Taliban Pizza Man offers dine-in, take-out, and delivery service from it's new location on Main Street (just south of th...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama In Nazi Row

Barack Obama In Nazi Row

Barack Obama has had his plans to speak at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin dashed by angry Germans, who say that former German Chancellor Adolf Hitler would never have allowed such a thing to happen.
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