There were 778 spoof news stories published in July 2008. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked

The Dallas Cowboys kick off the new season at Cleveland on September 7th with a brand new secret weapon in their artillery - naked Cheerleaders. The Cowboys will unveil the eyecatching lovelies in a bid to distract the Browns from their task in or...
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Funny story:  Jessica Simpson apologizes for "wardrobe malfunction" on USO tour

Jessica Simpson apologizes for "wardrobe malfunction" on USO tour

Singer and actress Jessica Simpson issued a statement today adamantly denying claims that she purposely exposed her breast to U.S and British military personnel during a recent concert appearance on the military's USO tour in Kuwait.
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Funny story:  Bearded Lady Also Had Hairy Balls

Bearded Lady Also Had Hairy Balls

A Bearded Lady performing in a circus based in the Midlands, revealed this week that her chin isn't the only thing to be covered in unsightly hair - she also has a healthy pair of hairy testicles!...
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Funny story:  Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Deny 'Naked' And 'Sex' Claims

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Deny 'Naked' And 'Sex' Claims

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, angry at claims on a satirical news website that they are to perform naked, and are to simulate live sex scenes at halftime, have issued a statement to the effect that the claim is
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Funny story:  Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots

Doctor Who Star David Tennant To Return To His Porn Film Roots

David Tennant, the star of Doctor Who, is to leave the show and return to the scene where he first made his mark in showbusiness - the Porn Industry.
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Funny story:  New Olympic Sport: Face Sitting

New Olympic Sport: Face Sitting

This year's Chinese Olympics are to be graced with a new sport that not many people have heard about - the Face Sitting Marathon.
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Funny story:  Child Protective Services Investigates New Mother Jamie Lynn Spears

Child Protective Services Investigates New Mother Jamie Lynn Spears

Jamie Lynn Spears, former star of Zoey 101 and the latest teenage mother in the South, is under investigation already by child protective services for treatment of her three week old child. Maddie Briann Aldridge, daughter of Spears and fiance C...
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Funny story:  Large Hardon Collider Ready to Test Theories of Condom Mechanics

Large Hardon Collider Ready to Test Theories of Condom Mechanics

Scientists are near to beginning tests with the Large Hardon Collider, located on the Swiss-French border. The collider, which will feature male porn stars from around the world, will be used to test the strength and properties of new condom materia...
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Funny story:  Hulk Hogan daughter offered $5 million for naked centerfold spread

Hulk Hogan daughter offered $5 million for naked centerfold spread

Los Angeles - (Bare Ass Mess): Luscious blonde stunner Brooke Hogan has been offered $5 million to pose in the nude for the LA FagHagSlagMag Xmas issue.
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Funny story:  Prince Harry In Prince Albert Cock Shock

Prince Harry In Prince Albert Cock Shock

Prince Harry, the brave soldier brought home from Afghanistan because it wasn't dangerous enough for him, is to have his penis pierced, in what has become known as Prince Albert style.
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Funny story:  Miss Universe To Pose Nude

Miss Universe To Pose Nude

Caracas Venezuela-- The Miss Universe pageant was held over the weekend in this capital city. Contestants came from all over the world and even from other planets. A contestant from the Triffid Nebula was crowned Miss Universe.
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Funny story:  Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas involved in a love triangle!

Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas involved in a love triangle!

Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas, stars of Camp Rock, have been entangled in a love triangle! This love triangle started when, Demi and Joe made sparks fly during filming, then suddenly a Christopher R. Hafman, shoots out of nowhere and starts wooing Demi,...
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Funny story:  Red Hot Sex Now Dividing New York Yankees' Superstar A-Rod and Gorgeous Blond Trophy Wife, Cynthia

Red Hot Sex Now Dividing New York Yankees' Superstar A-Rod and Gorgeous Blond Trophy Wife, Cynthia

It sounds awfully familiar, but yesterday, Superstar New York Yankees' third baseman, Alex Rodriguez, known by all as A-Rod, claimed, "I did not have sex with that woman." But this time, it was unequivocal, as opposed to ex-President Cl...
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Funny story:  Gay Nudist Colony Opens

Gay Nudist Colony Opens

Provo Utah: The National Association of Gay Spouses (NAGS) announced today that a gay nudist colony, "Omega" has opened in this very conservative city.
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Funny story:  Nintendo announces controversial Wii Adult video game

Nintendo announces controversial Wii Adult video game

Nintendo proudly announced its newest Addition to its popular top selling Wii gaming system Thursday.
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Funny story:  Prince Harry's Girlfriend Chelsy Davy Seen Mounting A Stallion

Prince Harry's Girlfriend Chelsy Davy Seen Mounting A Stallion

You definitely would not see this at Ascot, Cheltenham or Aintree, forty men running naked at bizarre race meeting.
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Funny story:  'Daniel Radcliffe Is Shorter In Real Life' Says Emma Watson

'Daniel Radcliffe Is Shorter In Real Life' Says Emma Watson

Emma Watson, child star of the 'Harry Potter' films reveals all about the time that Daniel Radcliffe,18, tried to 'seduce her.
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Funny story:  Study finds hot women are more fun to study

Study finds hot women are more fun to study

A latest study on scientists studying women found that hot women were more fun to study. The study has been a part of an ongoing effort to discover the secrets of successful hot women.
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Funny story:  Amy Winehouse Afflicted With Morgellons Disease

Amy Winehouse Afflicted With Morgellons Disease

London-- Singer Amy Winehouse is afflicted with the mysterious Morgellons Disease according to her father. She contracted the disease late last year from her incarcerated boyfriend. Most cases are a caused by chem trails or other secret government p...
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Funny story:  Researchers Learn that "Wrangler Butts" Really Can Drive Women Nuts

Researchers Learn that "Wrangler Butts" Really Can Drive Women Nuts

Research conducted at the American Fashion Institute, in conjunction with the Psychology Department at Colorado State University, determined that the expression "Wrangler Butts Drive Me Nuts" is true; women really are turned on more by men...
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Funny story:  Global Warming and Penis Size

Global Warming and Penis Size

New York NY, July 2008: A study conducted by the United Nations (UN) Committee on Global Warming has concluded that global warming (GW) affects penis size.
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Funny story:  Victoria Pendleton To Ride In Olympics In Her Birthday Suit

Victoria Pendleton To Ride In Olympics In Her Birthday Suit

Victoria Pendleton, the world, British and Commonwealth cycling sprint champion, has said that she intends to compete in this summer's Beijing Olympic cycling events in the nude, apart from her helmet.
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

Paris Hilton Starts Large Hadron Collider Today

Berne Switzerland-- Paris Hilton will have the honour of starting the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) this afternoon. The multi-talented heiress designed the atom smasher. It will test her theories on the multiverse and dark matter. Ms. Hilton's IQ i...
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Funny story:  McDonalds Opens Store In New York City For Only Halal Food

McDonalds Opens Store In New York City For Only Halal Food

McDonalds fast food organisation has opened its first store in New York that will sell only Halal Food. They have made two delicous new burgers made with Halal meat called the McHal and the McLamb.
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Funny story:  Big Brother Rebecca Survives Despite Her Fat Legs And Saggy Tits

Big Brother Rebecca Survives Despite Her Fat Legs And Saggy Tits

Big Brother Rebecca, or Bex, or Rebecca, come to think of it, has survived tonight's latest round of evictions despite her fat legs, saggy tits and spontaneous outbursts of ridiculous childish an...
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Funny story:  Nelena Caught!

Nelena Caught!

ORLANDO - Today in Orlando, at the Disney Channel Games finale, Selena Gomez and Jonas Brothers' Nick Jonas were found in an embrace. I kid you not!...
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Funny story:  Large Hadron Collider switched on - doomsday imminent

Large Hadron Collider switched on - doomsday imminent

The CERN Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has been switched on miles underneath the Franco-Swiss border.
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Funny story:  Nicole Kidman Appears In Hot New YouTube Video Stroking Her Pussy

Nicole Kidman Appears In Hot New YouTube Video Stroking Her Pussy

A sensational video of Hollywood actress Nicole Kidman stroking her pussy has appeared on the YouTube web site.
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Funny story:  Vietnamese hex blamed as Miss USA falls on her ass during Miss Universe pageant

Vietnamese hex blamed as Miss USA falls on her ass during Miss Universe pageant

Nha Trang, Vietnam - (Sore Ass Mess): The Curse of Agent Orange was blamed today as comely Texan Crystal Stewart tripped and fell flat on her ass during the Miss Universe pageant in Vietnam today.
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Funny story:  Angelina's Newborn Twins Marry Each Other

Angelina's Newborn Twins Marry Each Other

Padua Italy -- The newborn twins of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie married each other in a bizarre wedding ceremony early today. The 4-day old twins, Knox and Vivienne, were paid $1 billion each for the wedding photos.
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Funny story:  Olympic Diver Tom Daley In Danger Of Burn-out - He's Only 14!

Olympic Diver Tom Daley In Danger Of Burn-out - He's Only 14!

Olympic diver Tom Daley is being counselled by health experts from the British Olympic Association on the eve of the Beijing Games, because it's been suggested that the lad might already be suffering from stress related to his Olympic selection at su...
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Funny story:  Lingerie Company Introduces JonBenet Line For Little Girls

Lingerie Company Introduces JonBenet Line For Little Girls

After being cleared of murdering their daughter by DNA evidence ten years after the fact, the Ramsey's have contracted with a leading lingerie retailer to introduce a JonBenet line for little girls. Mr. John Ramsey said that "everyone knows that w...
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Funny story:  President Bush Hairdresser Discovers "666" Tattoo On His Scalp

President Bush Hairdresser Discovers "666" Tattoo On His Scalp

President George Bush fell into a new controversy this week when during a haircut at the White House, his personal hairdresser, Rebecca Goodgrip, discovered a previously unnoticed tattoo on his scalp bearing t...
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Funny story:  Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton SO embarrasing says royal wedding bride

Desperate royal wannabe Kate Middleton SO embarrasing says royal wedding bride

London - (Ass Mess): As she swept up the aisle of the Queen's Chapel on the arm of her father the Duke of Gloucester today radiant-looking bride Lady Rose Windsor was heard stifling a cringeing gasp at the sight of desperate royal clinger-on Kate...
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Funny story:  Big Brother's Rebecca banned from stripping

Big Brother's Rebecca banned from stripping

The House of Commons has rushed through legislation banning Big Brother housemate Rebecca Shiner from constantly showing off her flabby baps.
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Funny story:  Zac Efron and Miley Cyrus caught cheating...again

Zac Efron and Miley Cyrus caught cheating...again

Everyone knows how close Zac Efron and his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens are to be right? Well, that was not the case this past Saturday.
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Funny story:  41 Year Old Woman Qualifies For Olympics

41 Year Old Woman Qualifies For Olympics

41 year old swimmer Dara Torres has been to every Olympics but 2004 since 1984. She just qualified again for the 2008 games in China and will probably swim in three different events (and should medal in at least two of them).
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Funny story:  David Tennant Mobbed At Stratford Hamlet

David Tennant Mobbed At Stratford Hamlet

David Tennant, the Doctor Who actor, was given a rousing reception and mobbed by fans yesterday at the Courtyard Theatre in Stratford, where he is appearing in the RSC production of Shakespeare's Hamlet.
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Funny story:  Max Mosley behind launch of  Gates McFadden-lookalike inflatable S&M Doll

Max Mosley behind launch of Gates McFadden-lookalike inflatable S&M Doll

London - (Depraved Ass Mess): Nazi orgy nutter Max Mosley is believed to be the backer behind the launch of a new inflatable S&M Barbie Doll which bears an uncanny resemblance to Gates McFadden, the firey-haired Star Trek Generations actress...
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Funny story:  Women have same effect as Viagra

Women have same effect as Viagra

New research has discovered that women have the same effect as Viagra on males. Research at the Centre of Masculine Health has been studying the effect of women on men for many decades now.
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Funny story:  High School Musical star Pregnant

High School Musical star Pregnant

Vanessa Hudgens yesterday confirmed rumors that she is four months pregnant, in a vivid dream I was having.
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Funny story:  Watermelon is the poor man's Viagra turning your ED Wilbur Willie into Mr. Ed

Watermelon is the poor man's Viagra turning your ED Wilbur Willie into Mr. Ed

Washington, DC - Convinced that a man having to suffer ED was just as unbearable and unnecessary as a child having to suffer from ADD, a small group of scientists dedicated themselves to finding a cheaper and equally effective alternative to the chem...
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Funny story:  Eco-Town To Be Twinned With LazyTown

Eco-Town To Be Twinned With LazyTown

One of the new government-planned Eco-Towns is to be built near to the site of the kids BBC settlement, LazyTown, and will be twinned with it, says a report.
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie Twins Look Like Arabs

Angelina Jolie Twins Look Like Arabs

The movie star Angelina Jolie has given birth to twin children in France but the kids look like they have an Arabic father possibly after Miss Jolie went to Algeria last October.
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Funny story:  New Harry Potter Film Full of Drugs, Sex and Rock and Roll

New Harry Potter Film Full of Drugs, Sex and Rock and Roll

I was under the illusion that although the highly popular Harry Potter books did feature a hell of a lot of dark magic and unsavoury characters, it was a children's book series and therefore the film interpretation of it would be suitable for you...
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Funny story:  We Can Make Invisible Things Invisible, Scientist Says

We Can Make Invisible Things Invisible, Scientist Says

(Durham, NC) - Leading scientists in the field of Non-Newtonian Non-Sense Gobbledygook reported today that Harry Potter's invisibility cloak may be right around the corner, with one researcher at Duke University going so far as to say that
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Funny story:  Pamela Anderson Banned From Algeria

Pamela Anderson Banned From Algeria

Pamela Anderson the celebrity has been banned from visiting Algeria after lots of the people complained that her breasts are too big to visit an Islamic state.
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Endorses John McCain

Miley Cyrus Endorses John McCain

15-year-old Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus announced today that she endorses Arizona Senator John McCain to be the next president of the United States.
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Funny story:  Disabled Models Compete in "Britains Next Top Cripple."

Disabled Models Compete in "Britains Next Top Cripple."

"Britains Next Top Cripple" has emerged as a surprise ratings hit for the BBC after last nights revealing episode where eight beautiful, feisty, women hopped, tottered and wheeled their way down the catwalk competing for the coveted title a...
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Funny story:  Noel Fielding To Shave Head

Noel Fielding To Shave Head

Noel Fielding, co-creator of 'The Mighty Boosh' is to shave his head for charity.
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Funny story:  New Saxophone hero game released

New Saxophone hero game released

In response to the overwhelming popularity of games like Guitar Hero, Sony released Saxophone Hero. This weekend saw lines stretching for miles at local electronics stores as the new game hit shelves.
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Funny story:  New DNA Research Shows Irish Are Neanderthals

New DNA Research Shows Irish Are Neanderthals

Philadelphia PA-- Stunning new research from a major university here is sending shockwaves throughout the world. DNA sequencing of Neanderthal bone marrow indicates "man's cousin" never went extinct. They are the Irish.
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Funny story:  Austrian incest nutter Fritzl demands Lucrezia Borgia-style trial by ecclesiastical court

Austrian incest nutter Fritzl demands Lucrezia Borgia-style trial by ecclesiastical court

Amstetten, Austria - (Lurid Ass Mess): Lawyers acting for Austrian incest addict Joseph Fritzl have played the Lucrezia Borgia card after receiving an anonymous $500,000 bung from followers of the Grail Family Movement cult.
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Funny story:  Brad and Angelina Nearly Come To Blows At Discovery Twins Look Like Billy Bob Thornton and Jennifer Aniston

Brad and Angelina Nearly Come To Blows At Discovery Twins Look Like Billy Bob Thornton and Jennifer Aniston

Hollywood mega-stars and U.N. parents of the year Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie nearly came to blows when they discovered that their newborn twins closely resemble their ex-lovers, Jennifer Aniston and Billy Bob Thornton. The newborns, who refused to...
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Funny story:  Diet Ice Cubes Very Popular

Diet Ice Cubes Very Popular

Springfield PA-- The latest diet craze, diet ice cubes, is a big seller at the Poke N Toke Grocery Store in Springfield. The tiny ice cubes cost $10.00 for a dozen and the store sells thousands a day. The ice cubes have zero calories and no cholester...
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Funny story:  UFO that destroyed Rev Sun Myung Moon's chopper blamed for Quaintarse jumbo prang

UFO that destroyed Rev Sun Myung Moon's chopper blamed for Quaintarse jumbo prang

Manila, Philippines - (Extraterrestrial Mess): Aviation inspectors are probing reports that a menacing UFO which destroyed the Rev Sun Myung Moon's helicopter last weekend has struck again causing a giant hole in the fuselage of a Melbourne bound...
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Funny story:  Man allowed to keep lottery ticket he found in street

Man allowed to keep lottery ticket he found in street

Matthew Streetwalker, a retired florist from Stretford in Manchester was thrilled with the news that the police and the Camelot lottery people have allowed him to keep the lottery ticket he found at his local bus station earlier today.
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Funny story:  Gay Snooker Player Refuses 'Easy Brown' For 'Loose Pink'

Gay Snooker Player Refuses 'Easy Brown' For 'Loose Pink'

The favourite, and world number 3, Crispin Poofe, caused controversy at the Gay World Snooker Championships today, when, during the players' interval, he astonished his fans by refusing to pot an easy brown in favour of a...
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Funny story:  NASA 'ballistic' as Apollo 14 astronut blames Challenger Shuttle disaster on  rogue UFO

NASA 'ballistic' as Apollo 14 astronut blames Challenger Shuttle disaster on rogue UFO

Cape Canaveral - (Dark Side of the Moon Mess): Furious NASA officials have said Apollo 14 moonwalker Edgar Mitchell is 'away with the fairies' after he told reporters a rogue UFO was probably behind the Challenger Space Shuttle disas...
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Funny story:  Big Brother Maysoon Speaks Arabic - Run For Your Lives!

Big Brother Maysoon Speaks Arabic - Run For Your Lives!

Big Brother introduced three new housemates last night, all of them female, but none was as glamorous or 'interesting' as Maysoon, a 28-year-old model, who speaks Arabic, which is worrying.
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Funny story:  Fidel Castro in Guantanamo hostage plea

Fidel Castro in Guantanamo hostage plea

Former Cuban president Fidel Castro has called on the American government to free all of its hostages.
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Funny story:  Algerian Immigrants Return To Algeria From UK

Algerian Immigrants Return To Algeria From UK

In Oran harbour this morning a boat with almost two hundred people arrived back from Great Britain. The people on the boat said they had been in Britain for only three weeks but they couldn't stay there any longer.
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Funny story:  7 Things, Nick's Feelings

7 Things, Nick's Feelings

LOS ANGELES - Today I caught up with one of the newest teen hearthrobs Nick Jonas, of the Jonas Brothers.
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Funny story:  Historians Learn that Napoleon Had Fifteen Inch Penis

Historians Learn that Napoleon Had Fifteen Inch Penis

Researchers at the Graduate School for French History in Paris have learned that Napoleon Bonaparte had a previously unknown fifteen inch long (while flacid) penis. This was discovered when early tin and glass photographs of Napolean and Josephine w...
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Funny story:  Guitar Hero World Tour to include Barack Obama

Guitar Hero World Tour to include Barack Obama

The long awaited Guitar Hero: World Tour game hits the shelves soon and will surprise users by giving them the option to play as Barack Obama.
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Funny story:  Brad Pitt Confused By African-American Newborn Twins

Brad Pitt Confused By African-American Newborn Twins

Padua Italy-- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt welcomed the birth of healthy twins over the weekend. The babies are beautiful but don't look anything like Brad. Both twins are blessed with chocolate coloured skin, kinky black hair and almond shaped...
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Funny story:  Where Will They Be In 15 Years Time?

Where Will They Be In 15 Years Time?

At the moment Hollywood is filled with rising stars who aren't even old enough to drink. Kids like Miley Cyrus and Dakota Fanning are children who who have become household names, but has anyone wondered what their future will hold?...
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Funny story:  Anheuser-Busch merger with InBev sparks riots

Anheuser-Busch merger with InBev sparks riots

Hundreds of multi-colored 1980's T-top Camaro's, rusty pickup trucks and Mullet wearing trailer park folks have packed the streets of St Louis after Anheuser-Busch Announced its intent to Merge with InBev. Angry mobs have been protesting ou...
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Funny story:  Sian Lloyd Admitted To Hospital With Laughing Fit

Sian Lloyd Admitted To Hospital With Laughing Fit

TV weather-girl Sian Lloyd was today rushed in to a London hospital after being taken ill at her North London home. Doctors described her condition as "serious but stable" after she was admitted in a state of disarray, reportedly shrieking...
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Funny story:  U.S Army unviels new Blackhawk Helicopter

U.S Army unviels new Blackhawk Helicopter

Fort Campbell, KY - Today the U.S Army unveiled its newest Helicopter, the UH-60M. The "Mike model," as its affectionately known among those who fly it, will replace its aging Fleet of UH-60A/L model Aircraft Which first entered service in...
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Funny story:  Algerian Marathon Runner Is Favorite To Win Olympic Marathon

Algerian Marathon Runner Is Favorite To Win Olympic Marathon

The Algerian Olympic marathon runner Ald Orrzak Ziane is the favorite to win the race in the Beijing Games. To get ready for his marathon race he has already set off to run there.
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Funny story:  Freddie Mac And Fannie Mae Collapse; Bush Speaks Out

Freddie Mac And Fannie Mae Collapse; Bush Speaks Out

There was shock and astonishment in the New York's Wall Street financial sector yesterday, as two of its most renowned and important figures, Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae took a tumble, prompting US President Georg...
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Funny story:  John McCain Gives Thumbs Up To Miley Cyrus' "Breakout"

John McCain Gives Thumbs Up To Miley Cyrus' "Breakout"

(Knoxville-TN) Republican Presidential nominee John McCain made what some think is his most telling statement to capture the young vote. It regarded the star of Disney's mega-popular "Hannah Montana" TV franchise, Miley...
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Funny story:  Cookie Monster dies of Heart Attack

Cookie Monster dies of Heart Attack

The entertainment world today collectively mourned the passing of a giant of children's television - Cookie Monster. Cookie was found slumped on the floor in his kitchen, after apparently suffering a massive heart attack. He was 57.
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Funny story:  Origin of "Cock-block" discovered

Origin of "Cock-block" discovered

Science weekly - Scientists unearthed last week what they believed to be the origin of the first ever "cock-block". The remains of 3 "cavemen like" individuals where found near the Euphrates river in the Middle East. One was found...
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Funny story:  Whitey Bolger FOUND on Cape Cod!

Whitey Bolger FOUND on Cape Cod!

The FBI confirmed today a recent video taken in Italy really IS Whitey Bulger, the long missing Boston mobster with ties to the state house AND The White House and that he's been living on the Cape and been on the State payroll since 1991! Whit...
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Funny story:  'Tramp' sells life for £35,000

'Tramp' sells life for £35,000

A 'traveller' living in a wet house in North London has agreed a bid of more than £35,000 after putting his "entire life" up for sale following a downturn in fortunes that saw him spiral out of control. Street drinker John Marshall,...
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Funny story:  Recently Qualified First-Aider Longing for Workplace Emergency

Recently Qualified First-Aider Longing for Workplace Emergency

A week after completing a three day government-approved training course in Corporate First Aid and Health and Safety, Jeff Birks, a Junior Credit Controller for InfoTech Systems Inc., expressed frustration that he had yet to be called into action.
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Funny story:  Mystery UFO Blamed for Rev Sun Myung Moon's Chopper Crash

Mystery UFO Blamed for Rev Sun Myung Moon's Chopper Crash

South Korea - (Solar Eclipse Mess): South Korean military investigators are probing reports that a runaway UFO caused Reverend Sun Muyng Moon's helicopter to crash over Gapyeong, 25 miles east of Seoul today.
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Funny story:  Wife of Nazi S&M orgy nutter Max Mosley urged to play the Sonia Sutcliffe card

Wife of Nazi S&M orgy nutter Max Mosley urged to play the Sonia Sutcliffe card

London - (Brazen Ass Mess): The wife of fetid Nazi S&M orgy nutter Max Mosley has told pals she'll sue the arse off anybody saying she always knew her husband of 50 years was a sordid pervert unable to have normal sex without indulging in violent...
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Funny story:  George Bush enters Alcohol rehabilitation facility after strip-club binge

George Bush enters Alcohol rehabilitation facility after strip-club binge

Washington - U.S President George w. Bush has entered a Washington DC area rehab facility after crowds of onlookers where shocked to see the president carried from a local Texas strip club.
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Funny story:  'Pregnant Man' Thomas Beatie to sell newborn for $1 million

'Pregnant Man' Thomas Beatie to sell newborn for $1 million

Thomas Beatie, the 34-year-old delusional attention-whore who made international headlines and a six-figure book deal by reporting himself as 'a pregnant man' on the Oprah show, has now listed his newborn on eBay with a starting bid of $50, 0...
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Funny story:  The Hamburglar and Grimace Get Arrested

The Hamburglar and Grimace Get Arrested

The infamous hamburger thief, known on the streets as "The Hamburglar," was finally tracked down and arrested, late Saturday night, in what was initially a mere traffic stop in suburban New York.
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Funny story:  MG Rover to buy Ford & General Motors

MG Rover to buy Ford & General Motors

As it seems certain that Ford and General Motors may become bankrupt in the next few months, former bankrupt's MG Rover look certain to buy out the two failing western car manufacturers and move them to China.
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Funny story:  Church Bans Sexual Intercourse

Church Bans Sexual Intercourse

Amidst growing concerns that Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) are on a rise, the Vatican has decided to do away with sexual intercourse itself. This new directive shall ensure that the previous directives banning contraception remain in place.
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Funny story:  Keith Richards Is A Vampire

Keith Richards Is A Vampire

New Yawk NY-- Keith Richards, famed guitarist for The Rolling Stones, said today he died in 1969 and is a vampire. The rock legend says he died from a drug overdose during the notorious Altamont Concert. A vampire fan jumped up on stage and helped hi...
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Funny story:  Lorena Bobbit Franchises New Business

Lorena Bobbit Franchises New Business

Lorena Bobbit has been out of the public spotlight for several years since her famous scuffle with her ex-husband ended with police searching a vacant lot for his severed penis. The former criminal (charge with a felony, as she could not be charged...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton in Crack-In-Arse Scandal

Paris Hilton in Crack-In-Arse Scandal

Paris Hilton today revealed that she has a crack in her arse.
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Funny story:  Frank Lampard: Charity Saint

Frank Lampard: Charity Saint

Frank Lampard has revealed to respected German Newspaper Wunter Under Meijer that he founded his own charity after receiving his first payslip from West Ham. Lampard took a moment to put down the Pukka Pies and go into detail with
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Funny story:  Shreddies Sales Plummet After Nana's Adverts

Shreddies Sales Plummet After Nana's Adverts

Popular crunchy breakfast cereal Shreddies sales have plummeted since the new adverts featuring grannies knitting them appeared on British TV's.
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Funny story:  Brett Favre Officially Out of Retirement

Brett Favre Officially Out of Retirement

Brett Favre, the former quarterback for the Green Bay Packers who retired at the end of the season, officially unretired himself at at press conference today. Favre, who just had his most (and only) productive season of the last five, said that he &...
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Funny story:  Unexpected Item in Bagging area

Unexpected Item in Bagging area

The popularity of self serve checkouts has been confirmed in a survey conducted by Tesco's this week. Shoppers welcomed the chance to further avoid interacting with real people yet feel more improvements could be made.
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Funny story:  Have U2 lost the edge?

Have U2 lost the edge?

Rumours are circulating, being recycled and then recirculated again this evening in Dublin, where Irelands best known tax dodgers, rock group U2, are holed up in a recording studio adding the final touches to their latest album which is as yet untitl...
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Funny story:  Football declared as the National Sport of Ireland

Football declared as the National Sport of Ireland

Football (No Irish lad would say Soccer) has been finally officially declared the national sport of Ireland.
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Funny story:  Disney movies losing their innocence 'because of scrubbers like Vanessa Hudgens'

Disney movies losing their innocence 'because of scrubbers like Vanessa Hudgens'

Bollywood - (Lurid Ass Mess): Disney children's movies no longer carry an aura of wholesome innocence because of the tawdry internet antics of scrubbers 'like Vanessa Hudgens'.
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Funny story:  "Don't Worry, Be Happy"

"Don't Worry, Be Happy"

With the USA stock market falling into pre-2000 anti-millenium numbers, while the World economy bumble-clunks into stagflation, & the jobs market as well as unemployment sink into negatives not seen since the Great Recession, 1981-83, visited upon ma...
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Funny story:  Crisis in Algeria as Price of Camels Rises

Crisis in Algeria as Price of Camels Rises

In the beautiful North African country of Algeria the government is saying that the price of camels has risen to its highest price ever because of the credit crisis.
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton Almost Bankrupt

Paris Hilton Almost Bankrupt

Hotel heiress Paris Hilton,27, has finally acheived the impossible, and has almost bankrupted her parents, owners of the Hilton Hotels. Party-loving Paris has 17 pets including a chihuahua named Tinkerbell abnd two ferrets named Dolce and Gabbana, co...
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Funny story:  Seth MacFarlane To Colorize The Moon Using Human Feces

Seth MacFarlane To Colorize The Moon Using Human Feces

Seth MacFarlane has never been a man to take himself too seriously. The 34-year-old Family Guy creator and voice actor enjoys lampooning popular culture so much, he's now planning to take his satirical and scatalogical blend of humour to new ext...
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Funny story:  Sir Alex Ferguson Is Just Plain Wrong About Cristiano Ronaldo

Sir Alex Ferguson Is Just Plain Wrong About Cristiano Ronaldo

Sir Alex Ferguson made a monumental mistake yesterday when, speaking about the Cristiano Ronaldo debacle, the Man Utd boss told the world's Press that "the worst thing that he can do is go to AC Milan".
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