Funny story:  Superman. Gay? Pull the other one mate.

Superman. Gay? Pull the other one mate.

It's no secret that I'm a fan of Superman. He's not just my favourite comic book character; he's my favourite film, cartoon, TV character, everything. It has come to my attention that there's been a lot of talk that Superman is gay. I'm not so sure. Maybe he just likes the way the tights feel. As for the pants on the outside? They actually give you more support when worn in...
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Funny story:  Jamie Lynn Spears encourages teenage girls to become pregnant

Jamie Lynn Spears encourages teenage girls to become pregnant

Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old pregnant sister of Britney Spears and star of Zoey 101, announced on her web site last week that being 16 and pregnant is "like totally awesome" and encouraged other young teens to become pregnant too.
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Funny story:  London Olympics to be broken up and sold off

London Olympics to be broken up and sold off

Tessa Jowell has announced that elements of the Olympic Games scheduled to be held in London in 2012 will be outsourced to India or sold off to private equity companies.
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Funny story:  Brown gives cheese power the green light

Brown gives cheese power the green light

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has hinted that he is going to approve a plan for the opening of a new generation of dairy power plants.
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Funny story:  Payrise worth Peanuts

Payrise worth Peanuts

Charlie Brown, morose Cartoon Character of the 1970's, and father of Gordon Brown (a morose cartoon Character of the 2000's), has hit out at his sons plans to pay Politicians more for the work that they do.
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown's great givaway!

Gordon Brown's great givaway!

Gordon Brown is often referred to as Gorgon Brown, Prime Monster. For once (perhaps the first time) he has got out the right side of the bed (NOT politically speaking though - he's still Labour) because he has decided to offer th...
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Funny story:  Judge will not accept Hung Jury in Viagra Case

Judge will not accept Hung Jury in Viagra Case

WINNIPEG, Manitoba - In a second degree murder trial that is being carefully watched by the pharmaceutical industry, Judge Dick Johnson, urged the jury of five men and two women to continue to weigh the evidence and come to a decision.
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Funny story:  French investigation team assists Scotland Yard in Bhutto probe. Inspector Clouseau finds important 'clew' in hotel swimming 'pewl'!

French investigation team assists Scotland Yard in Bhutto probe. Inspector Clouseau finds important 'clew' in hotel swimming 'pewl'!

RAWALPINDI-PAKISTAN: A team of French anti-terrorism police started working with Scotland Yard investigators to help them investigate the killing of Benazir Bhutto.
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Funny story:  Unusual macaque mating rituals! Male monkeys in Indonesia discovered "paying for sex"!

Unusual macaque mating rituals! Male monkeys in Indonesia discovered "paying for sex"!

CENTRAL KALIMANTAN - INDONESIA: A 20-month study of primates at this reserve has revealed - that just like their male-john counterparts - macaque-dudes are also known to "pay for sex".
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Funny story:  SnatchCo enters Abu Dhabi real estate market

SnatchCo enters Abu Dhabi real estate market

Abu Dhabi, UAE - (Reuterus): Leading land-grab and real estate investment/development merchants SnatchCo has announced plans for its latest heist on Abu Dhabi's prime commercial land following a recent successful hit on neighboring Fujairah prope...
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Funny story:  Prince Harry to give up Clubbing and Drinking

Prince Harry to give up Clubbing and Drinking

Rumours filtering out of Buckingham Palace indicate that Prince Harry is about to give up Clubbing and Drinking to please the Queen.
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Funny story:  Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack hijacked by former housemate.

Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack hijacked by former housemate.

Latest reality show, Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack is being held under siege by a former housemate who blames her stint in the house for ruining her career.
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Funny story:  January skies: destroying Hillary

January skies: destroying Hillary

New Hampshire - (Bad Ass Mess): As Tuesday's Capricorn New Moon blazes a trail across a magnificent Sun, Jupiter and Mercury conjunction the people of New Hampshire stand poised on the pivotal crossroads of hystery ready to crush the monstrous co...
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Funny story:  True colour of Blu-Tac is a mystery

True colour of Blu-Tac is a mystery

The known colour of some everyday products may have been lost forever, say scientists.
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Funny story:  King David's very viable list of 10 things to do instead of watch TV

King David's very viable list of 10 things to do instead of watch TV

Four months into the Hollywood writer's strike and Americans are wondering what to do with their time. Here are some suggestions:...
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Funny story:  More Tits, Ass and Beaver shots on TV this Season

More Tits, Ass and Beaver shots on TV this Season

Viewers are in for a wild ride this 2008 season following the announcement by National Geographic television that they are to show more flora and fauna in excessive detail than ever before.
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Funny story:  Report Ties Ruth to Baseball's 'Steroids Era'

Report Ties Ruth to Baseball's 'Steroids Era'

Former Senator George J. Mitchell released a blistering report Thursday that tied 89 Major League Baseball players, including Babe Ruth and Roger Clemens, to the use of illegal, performance-enhancing substances. The report used informant testimony an...
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Funny story:  Obama Chooses Colin Powell for VP

Obama Chooses Colin Powell for VP

New York, New York (IP) - Barrack Obama has chosen Colin Powell as his running mate for the presidential election. Colin Powell has agreed to be his running mate and will switch parties on Monday.
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Funny story:  Apocalypse

Apocalypse

I don't need to be a psychologist to understand how my mind functions. All I need is to differentiate amongst ' thinking', 'remembering', and 'mental pop-ups.' When I try, in vain, to understand the true nature of the present quagmire on earth I call this mental process 'thinking'. When I try to recall what I bought for my wife last year as Christmas present, I call it remembering! Next comes my...
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Funny story:  Girl Power?

Girl Power?

Six months ago a woman had joined the ancient regiment, The Yeoman of the Guard who maintain a presence at the Tower of London, one of Britain's best-known tourist attractions. She really loves her job and likes being 'a Pion...
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Funny story:  World to Replace Guns with Lethal Injections

World to Replace Guns with Lethal Injections

Geneva, Switzerland (IPP) - Representatives from groups who use guns to shoot people and animals all over the world have met in Geneva and have agreed to replace guns with hypodermic needles.
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Funny story:  Florida Theme Park Bans Children

Florida Theme Park Bans Children

Orlando, Florida (IPP) - A popular theme park in Florida has decided to ban children from its parks. Only adults 18 years old or older will be admitted from now on.
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Funny story:  New Anti Depression Drug Causes Depression

New Anti Depression Drug Causes Depression

YupTup Utah - Walcolm Inc., the worlds largest drug manufacturer, has produced a drug that fights depression or can cause depression.
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Funny story:  Iguana falls on homeless man

Iguana falls on homeless man

As temperatures in Miami fell into the 40's overnight, an iguana fell on a homeless man last night sleeping in a park. Experts say that the cold-blooded reptiles go into a deep sleep when the temperature gets that cold and their bodies just shut...
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Funny story:  Company introduces new 2 in 1 taser/dildo; will demonstrate at electronic trade show in Vegas

Company introduces new 2 in 1 taser/dildo; will demonstrate at electronic trade show in Vegas

Wavering, Arizona-based company, Taser Provincial announced its new product today, the taser/vibrating dildo. The C5 taser/vibrating dildo is different from other models in that it is designed take care of all bedroom needs instead of possibly just o...
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Funny story:  Obama Girl, Amber Lee Ettinger, takes it all off in Larry Flynt's Hustler Magazine raising campaign funds for a win in Iowa and beyond

Obama Girl, Amber Lee Ettinger, takes it all off in Larry Flynt's Hustler Magazine raising campaign funds for a win in Iowa and beyond

Los Angeles, California The latest Internet wonder and possibly the greatest dancing sensational since John the Baptist lost his head, Obam...
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Funny story:  Ron Paul Flies Airplane Into NYC

Ron Paul Flies Airplane Into NYC

Ron Paul, exasperated that the right-wingers gave him middle-fingers in Iowa, has taken out his rage on the citizens of New York, and has vowed vengeance against those that stymied his attempts at the presidency.
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Funny story:  Britney Spears Out of Hospital and Fighting for Palestinian Cause

Britney Spears Out of Hospital and Fighting for Palestinian Cause

LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) - A revitalized Britney Spears left the hospital on Saturday where she had been admitted following a confrontation at her home as her children were snatched by representatives of her ex-husband Kevin Federline at the order of...
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Funny story:  Ron Paul: "You were Supposed to Vote for ME you A**holes!"

Ron Paul: "You were Supposed to Vote for ME you A**holes!"

Ron Paul, upset by recent events in Iowa, uncharacteristically blew off steam towards what he calls his "supporters" by screaming various vulgarities at right-leaning supporters - for example "You F*cking Closet Democrats", "...
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Funny story:  Sex Identified as Leading Cause of Overpopulation

Sex Identified as Leading Cause of Overpopulation

The population of the planet Earth has had statisticians and other officials concerned about the future. The planet being only so big, there are finite resources available to feed everyone.
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Funny story:  Jamie Lynn Spears - A Horrifying New Drug Scandal

Jamie Lynn Spears - A Horrifying New Drug Scandal

Britney Spears, Britney Spears. Where to start? She had two young boys in two short years, has been to rehab four times, been married for 56 hours, and also married K-Fed (that tells us something). She's been accused of neglecting and abusing her children, has lost custody of them, gotten divorced from Kevin Federline, shaved her head, and has been caught in the act of vandalising paporazzo...
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Funny story:  Oil the Engine Lubricant of Choice for NASCAR

Oil the Engine Lubricant of Choice for NASCAR

The timeless classic - auto racing - is garnering more and more fans as time goes on, and often these same rabid fans overlook some of the simple yet crucial things that go into this highly charged sport.
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Funny story:  Man snubbed for paying with cash

Man snubbed for paying with cash

NEW ORLEANS - A local man has contacted the American Civil Liberties Union after he was snubbed by a clerk when he paid for Saints merchandise with cash.
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