Funny story:  European Commission issues new definition of an orgasm

European Commission issues new definition of an orgasm

The European Commission is working on a new directive to define a female orgasm after numerous reports of fake orgasms appearing throughout the continent.
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Funny story:  Obama, Obama, Obama

Obama, Obama, Obama

The wallet said Edwards, the brain Hillary, but the heart voted for Obama. The heart and the American dream triumph at the Iowa caucus. Take that, people who think the American dream is dead.
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Funny story:  Writers' strike ends; audience strike begins

Writers' strike ends; audience strike begins

News that the Writers' Guild of America has ended its strike was overshadowed by a strike by the audience. The Viewers' Guild of America [VGoA], representing TV, film and stage audiences in the U.S., has announced its members "will not w...
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Funny story:  Road-rage grannies appear in court

Road-rage grannies appear in court

Two grandmothers, both over the age of 80, today appeared in court in Southampton accused of a number of charges from disturbing the peace to affray and Actual Bodily Harm.
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Funny story:  TV programmes force 102 year-old to leave Britain

TV programmes force 102 year-old to leave Britain

When Hampshire dentist, 102 year old Eric King-Turner retired just two years ago (in keeping with the new government pension age) he has finally decided to sell-up and ship out. Taking a four week cruise to the antipodean island,
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Funny story:  Peruvian fish walks out of sea

Peruvian fish walks out of sea

A fish in Peru has allegedly "walked out" of the sea in a port north of Lima. It took many on-lookers at a busy fishing port by surprise when the fish, thought to be an Island Coral Trout, not native to the South Pacific Ocean, merely wande...
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Funny story:  Britney stalker sues for distress

Britney stalker sues for distress

A hideous looking man dubbed "The Asian hunch back" ordered to stay away from pop singer Britney Spears is suing the star for causing "emotional distress".
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Funny story:  Britney Spears found Kevin with a prostitute

Britney Spears found Kevin with a prostitute

Britney Spears reportedly found a prostitute in ex-husband Kevin Federline's hotel room on a weekend. That is what prompted her to finally file for divorce.
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Funny story:  Fabio Capello demands that English football players learn Italian

Fabio Capello demands that English football players learn Italian

Expensive new coach of the England football team, Fabio Capello, has stunned all in the football world by announcing that all members of the English squad will be required to learn Italian.
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Funny story:  Yet another Russian coke sub sinks off Colombia

Yet another Russian coke sub sinks off Colombia

Bogota - (AssoCIAted Mess): Russian Secret Service cocaine smugglers scuttled yet another of their Bloodyvostock-engineered Barrakuda-class submarines off Colombia's Pacific coast today blaming uneven freight distribution that caused the...
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Funny story:  Council for the Preservation of Lurid England order to save Winehouse beehive erection

Council for the Preservation of Lurid England order to save Winehouse beehive erection

East London - (Reuterus): Officials from the entertainment branch of the Council for the Preservation of Lurid England have met with Amy Winehouse in a bid to save her 'from doing a Britney' and shaving off her hair extensions.
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Funny story:  UK's 1,000 ex-KGB Spooks to Spend Russian Orthodox Xmas in Slammer Say Cops

UK's 1,000 ex-KGB Spooks to Spend Russian Orthodox Xmas in Slammer Say Cops

London - (Bad Add Mess): Up to 1,000 of the UK's ex-KGB spooks 'who simply melted into the UK's New Labour Party' will spend their Russian Orthodox Xmas in the slammer according to the Met's top brass this weekend.
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Funny story:  Peter Andre Loses Libel Action

Peter Andre Loses Libel Action

Peter Andre lost his libel action in the High Court yesterday.
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Funny story:  Castro Says: Disregard My List of 300 Good Ideas Por Favor

Castro Says: Disregard My List of 300 Good Ideas Por Favor

Havana, Cuba (IPP) - Fidel Castro is responsible for turning what was once known as the Pearl of the Caribbean into the Turd of the Caribbean. He has acknowledged this and is asking that the world ignore his recent list of 300 good ideas on everythi...
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Funny story:  Cuba Launches New Cruise Ship

Cuba Launches New Cruise Ship

Havana, Cuba (IPP) - The Democratic Worker's Paradise and Republic of Cuba has launched a new Cruise ship. The name of the new ship is El Mojon de la Caribbean.
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Funny story:  How to Make A Million Dollars in the Stock Market

How to Make A Million Dollars in the Stock Market

Wall Street, New York (IPP) - There are only two ways to get rich quick and they are the stock market and real estate.
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Funny story:  Arctic Region Black With Quadrantid Meteor Shower Debris

Arctic Region Black With Quadrantid Meteor Shower Debris

Anchorage, Alaska (IPP) - The north pole turned black with meterorites from the recent Quadrantid meteor shower.
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Funny story:  hoo sai we ar ill iterat.

hoo sai we ar ill iterat.

Itz not rite fo ranywun to sai that so mani are illitrat.
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Funny story:  California Storm is Britney Spears Fault

California Storm is Britney Spears Fault

Sacramento, California (IPP) - The monster storm that cut off power to millions of residents of California is a warning from heaven to Britney Spears.
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Funny story:  God Flies Around in Flying Saucer Sometimes

God Flies Around in Flying Saucer Sometimes

Pasadena, California (IPP) - Scientists at the Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) studying pictures sent back by the two Voyager spacecrafts have direct evidence that God flies through the solar system aboard a flying saucer.
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Funny story:  It is now Legal to Sell your Children

It is now Legal to Sell your Children

As from the 6th January 2008, every parent, foster parent, guardian will have the right by law to sell their children announced President George W. Bush of America, President Yar'Adua of Nigeria, and many others.
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Funny story:  The Adventures Of Flash Flyguy Intergalactic Mercenary!

The Adventures Of Flash Flyguy Intergalactic Mercenary!

In our last exciting installment, intergalactic space pilot and Han Solo wannabe Flash Flyguy, along with his faithful droid Divot single-handedly (and with the help of some very convenient plot points) saved a small band of terrafarmers on Glorthos IV from certain doom from this really evil oppressive guy we can't name because Lucasfilm slapped an injunction on us.
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Funny story:  Lenny Henry Tries To Mend Broken Marriage

Lenny Henry Tries To Mend Broken Marriage

Colourful comedian, Lenny Henry from Dudley, England and his ex-wife, larger than life comedienne Dawn French have mutually decided to give their wrecked marriage one more try.
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Funny story:  Clay Aiken Found Naked

Clay Aiken Found Naked

America's Idol runner up Clay Aiken was found in a situation he will not soon forget. Friday January 4th at approximately 11pm EST Clay Aiken was found jogging naked in Capland park not 3 miles from his home in Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
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