Funny story:  Jones Measures Up Punishments

Jones Measures Up Punishments

Disgraced track star Marion Jones has been offered two choices for her punishment on perjury charges perpetrated early last year. She must either spend six months in a low security prison or have both of her legs sawn off.
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Funny story:  Buy-To-Let Kennels Solution For Struggling Northern Rock

Buy-To-Let Kennels Solution For Struggling Northern Rock

Continued rising house prices and falling lending confidence has led struggling mortgage lender Northern Rock to propose a new approach for its recovery. The recommendation is for new mortgage schemes to allow Londoners to apply for buy-to-let mortga...
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Funny story:  American Lawyers

American Lawyers

The following questions by lawyers were taken from actual court documents in America:...
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Funny story:  Fire at Royal Marsden: Police Arrest Wallace and Gromit

Fire at Royal Marsden: Police Arrest Wallace and Gromit

Dynamic duo and film stars Wallace & Gromit have been arrested and held in custody following a fire that destroyed much of the Royal Marsden Hospital in London today.
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Funny story:  Gondor to withdraw troops from Iraq

Gondor to withdraw troops from Iraq

Minas Tirith - One of the remaining nations with troops on the ground in Iraq announced today the withdrawal of its forces there.
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Funny story:  Is K-Fed the daddy of Jamie-Lynn's baby? Has K-Fed joined polygamous Utah sect?

Is K-Fed the daddy of Jamie-Lynn's baby? Has K-Fed joined polygamous Utah sect?

When Britney's younger sister Jamie-Lynn Spears announced her pregnancy before Christmas the rumour mill went crazy. Each day brings more startling news about 16 year old Jamie-Lynn's pregnancy.
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Funny story:  Vanessa Hudgens 'moons' hotel manager in Dubai!

Vanessa Hudgens 'moons' hotel manager in Dubai!

Vanessa Hudgens has been reported to have 'mooned' the manager of the well known Burj Al Arab in Dubai after he refused her and her entourage entrance to the hotel. Hudgens was apparently looking for boyfriend Zac Efron and...
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Funny story:  Tiger victims victimized for a second time by zoo officials

Tiger victims victimized for a second time by zoo officials

San Francisco, California - Zoo officials adamantly deny that they attempted to cover-up their failure to adhere to safety standards when they first went public after the tiger incident that an outside independent report was at fault for failing to p...
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Funny story:  GORE HEADING TO CHAD TO MEDIATE ELECTION RESULT DISPUTE

GORE HEADING TO CHAD TO MEDIATE ELECTION RESULT DISPUTE

NASHVILLE, Tennessee - At a press conference today, Al Gore, Jr.made the following statement:...
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Funny story:  'Ain't gonna be Amy's dildo no more'  vows Doherty

'Ain't gonna be Amy's dildo no more' vows Doherty

Montego Bay - (Worse Ass Mess): Looking shagged out and pumped dry of any ability to produce so much as a nanogram of semen ever again Pete Doherty boarded his Ganja Sunshine Winter Tours jet back to London today.
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Funny story:  Chiefs drummer Hodgson misses a beat

Chiefs drummer Hodgson misses a beat

Kaiser Chiefs drummer Nick Hodgson has stunned the entertainment world by confessing he cannot use both his sticks at the same time.
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Funny story:  Lovers Escape Parent's Wrath

Lovers Escape Parent's Wrath

Young teenage lovers ran away with each other in an attempt to escape the wrath of a parent who loathed the love they share.
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Funny story:  Real 911 calls

Real 911 calls

Me: 911, what is your emergency? Caller1: Yes, my neighbors have too many people at their house.
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Funny story:  "Aliens stole my body" - Ron Paul

"Aliens stole my body" - Ron Paul

WASHINGTON. A man who claims to be Ron Paul has told police that Aliens stole his body twenty years ago and are intent on taking over the world.
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Funny story:  Price of Gas Spurs General Strike in US

Price of Gas Spurs General Strike in US

New York, New York (IPP) - The streets of New York City and most other metropolitan areas across the United States are quiet today as folks everywhere are staying home to protest the price of gasoline and heating oil.
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Funny story:  Sex Toys Suffering Sexual Dysfunction

Sex Toys Suffering Sexual Dysfunction

Mephistophels, Tennessee (IP) - Doctors at the Baptist Hospital for sexual dysfunction report a sharp increase in the number of reports of sexual toys suffering from sexual dysfunction.
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Funny story:  London Now 2nd Most Dangerous Place in Britain, After Midsomer

London Now 2nd Most Dangerous Place in Britain, After Midsomer

The spate of recent knife attacks in London - which culminated in the murders of three people on New Year's Eve - has elevated the capital to second in a league table of the most dangerous places in Britain, Home Office figures revealed today.
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Funny story:  Inspector Clouseau Helping Authorities in Kenya

Inspector Clouseau Helping Authorities in Kenya

NAIROBI, Kenya -- As a result of Pakistan reaching out to Scotland Yard for help, Kenyan authorities have decided to do likewise.
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Funny story:  Oil Prices Set To Rise Again As Coalition Forces Turn Down Iraqi Oil Production Once More

Oil Prices Set To Rise Again As Coalition Forces Turn Down Iraqi Oil Production Once More

"Why the hell did we go there if it wasn't for the oil and to make it cheaper for us to fill our cars?" demanded the once happy Bush supporter at the Rudi Giuliani presidential campaign meeting. It was an outcry that most were thinking but none were saying...
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