Mrs. Clinton, being reminded by a reporter she once stated when her husband was running for re-election, that she was going to adopt a baby, said she had forgotten all about it. But now, she would follow the lead of many celebrities, and adopt a baby...
"Now that I would get the delegates for those two states, the Democractic Party should give them back," Ms. Clinton said today. "After all, it is unfair to discriminate against people from these states, they want me!".
WASHINGTON, P.C. - While taking time from running the free world and torturing babies just for fun, President Bush confessed to reporters that he warrantlessly eavesdrops on everyday citizens "just to keep in touch with the people."...
Wombtown, AL - (Zygote Insider) Having exhausted every living hairbrained scheme, scam and shenanigan to woo the uninformed, undecided and uncaring to vote for her in the 2008 primary elections, wannabe women presidential candidate H...
Extremist fisherman are today reported to have horrifically mutilated a rare Mako shark today by slicing off its head mid-ocean. Australian Gold Coast activists were today said to be appalled at the act of violence carried out on the most peaceful sp...
Today, Sean Hannity sggested Ron Paul has the number of the beast. This rallied many in the main stream media, i.e FOX, CNN and MSNBC, to pick up the story and run with it. Many newscasts featured a picture of Paul with horns, tail and a fiery trid...
DC - The 2008 Presidential State of the Union speech has been canceled due to the ongoing writers' strike.
The phone in scandals that have rocked the civilised world and caused the public stoning of a Blue Peter cat continue.
Osama Bin Laden has been voted as business leader of the year by the World Economic Forum at Davos, Switzerland.
President Bush has not hidden his anger at hearing that his favourite spy, Britain's James Bond - 007 - has turned gay and
Caroline Dixon, a 16 year old school pupil from Chorley, Manchester, married her mobile phone last week at a private registry office ceremony. Under new marriage licensing laws issued by the Government, anyone above the age of 12 can now marry t...
It appears that ABC adventure-drama "Lost" has found its own solution to the Hollywood Writers' Strike. According to network sources, they have replaced their former sophomoric "Lost" writers, now on strike, with a fresh, new...
The World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, has come to an end and, as the journalist's pack up their blackberries and laptops, a dirty little secret regarding the success of the exercise may now just be coming into view.
While nibbling on her hob nobs and crouching in a corner of TheSpoof.com studio, a frightened and hideous Hilary Clinton took precious time out of her 'Hob Nob time' to explain to our journalists exactly why she feels the youth - te...
Melbourne, Australia - (Shagging Awful Mess): The Ruling Council of the World Tennis Match-Throwing Association is holding an official enquiry amid reports that blonde Russian women's tennis ace and Australian Women's Open champion Maria Shar...
Nobody could believe someone could appear from nowhere and oust the 'queen mudder' off her throne in such a short time.
John McCain has a new add depicting himself as the Democrats worst nightmare. The ad proclaims that the Democrats fear facing him in the general election if he gets the nomination.
Throughout the English-speaking world they are inbred, cramp-toothed drunks with a penchant for riding on horses wearing shined boots. To the Germans they are "Inselaffen" or 'island apes'- probably because they've ended up kicking their heads in after every international football game in recorded history. The French, having had the most dealings with them, simply call them &...
Mrs Elizabeth Merryweather, 82 shocked locals today with a display of extreme graphic nudity in front of the Country Union of Novelty Tambourines and Zithers (or C.U.N.T.Z - for short) annual convention.
Drowning Street - (Subprime Mess): UK de facto despot and Prime Monster Gorgon Brown is facing the worst week of his life.
The blind - and some say dead - pianist Ray Charles has signed terms with Manchester United.
Subject matter of 'soul and body' is indeed redundant, but tip-toeing into its dangerous realm can reveal some devastating truth.
San Diego - Thursday morning, Ron Paul spammer, Orandu Jesse Simpson and eleven others apart of a Southern California meet up group, filed chapter eleven bankruptcy after funding entirely the January 20th "Money Bomb" for the Republican pre...
In an effort to drum up support for propositions 94, 95, 96 and 97, California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger declared that Native Americans still have much to pay back for their attempted slaughter of the white man during the 17th, 18th and 19th cen...
An exciting evening here at the Celebrity Chefs Cookoff as the remaining finalists, Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay, sought to outdo one another in the "Desserts" round of the competition.
California - (Unbelievable Mess): Beneficiaries of Christain Brando's will are squaring up for a pitched battle for control of private diaries and letters relating to his father Marlon's troubled AC/DC lovelife.
The Bush Administration has reached an agreement with the Senate and the House of Representatives on the proposed "stimulate the ecomony" tax rebates. The rebates, to be issued in May by the IRS, are designed to keep the United States from...
This week, NASA released a photograph of what could be a living being on the surface of Mars. The picture was taken by one of the Mars Rovers. NASA officials claim that the "alien" is actually a two inch tall rock that was shaped by high...
Barney from the hit children's TV series Barney and Friends, was found walking around the set drinking a bottle of beer, which didn't seem to be his first, and smoking what seems to be either a cigarette, or some sort of drug.