Jérôme Kerviel, incensed for what he termed "over reactions" by Societe Generale, said "what I did while performing my fiduciary obligations were financial strategies that were approved prior to their implementation by my superiors at...
The new Bond film is breaking new ground in many ways. Not content with making Bond gay, the producers have made another important change to 007's behaviour - h...
An anonymous source at the Al Jazzeria Network has leaked an audio recording of a meeting between Osama bin Laden and his accomplices, showing them planning the 9-11 attacks. A transcript follows. [note: the CIA cannot currently verify the authenticity of the tapes, but will do so when it's clear the public is going to fall for it.]...
In what can only be described as Jethro Bodine (The Beverly Hillbillies) meets Felix Unger (TV's Odd Couple), Republican Presidential Candidates Mike Huckabee and Mitt Romney angrily squared off today near Naples, Florida.
RAFAH, Gaza Strip (Reuters) - Paris Hilton's visit to the region culminated in a frenzy of Palestinian interest as she revealed her bush to startled crowds. Thousands rushed towards the gaping hole, as Egyptian troops shot high into the air, and...
DETROIT, MICHIGAN - Tight wads unite! John Travolta is taking reign as the cheapest son of bitch for 2008 and they are recognizing his contributions at a cheap convention to be held at a very cheap banquet hall located in Detroit, Michigan.
Despite various unconfirmed press reports that famous celebrity Britney Spears had suffered from heart palpitations and various other symptoms associated with her reoccurring angina.
Ringo Starr reminded everyone Thursday night why the Beatles never let their drummer near a microphone.
At a press conference in the Fortress of Conventional Wisdom, Super Tuesday angrily denounced the issue-oriented villans who threatened the American Way of picking candidates.
Malcolm Glazer, the billionaire owner of Manchester United, has indicated that he is ready to make a surprise bid for Premiership also-rans Liverpool, and expects to do so by next Tuesday.
Los Angeles - (Reuters & Bad Ass Mess): Singer Britney Spears is to get a new snatch.
Now is a good time to invest in Nestle and in particular their brand of intensely sweet golden cereal 'Golden Nuggets'.
Paris - (Formidable Mess): The French banking scandal involving a $7 billion betting fiasco at SocGen Bank has been linked by police to an audacious $25 billion heist conducted by Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer last year.
Flushing Meadows - (Grand Slam Mess): US Tennis number three seed Andy Roddick hit back at Australian Men's Open slurs that he has become a 'sub-prime liability' to his financial sponsors American Excess.
London - (Reuters & Sad Ass Mess): Lord Justice Scott Baker has ordered the immediate bulldozing of royal gardens at Kensington Palace after hearing evidence that Diana's sons were murdered by Charles and replaced with impostors related to Tony B...
(Greenwich-England) As of 2009, Greenwich Mean Time will be changed to a new, more accurate standard ...Flava Flav Time. Peace out...
London - (Reuterus & Bad Ass Mess): Disgraced British traitor Sir Anthony Blunt (sic) regularly serviced the rapacious greed of the woman hired to impersonate Queen Elizabeth, wife of King George V1, following the real royal couple's death in a L...
European and Asian stocks have risen after French bank Societe De Robespiere admitted that Frenchman Monsieur Le Grande Theft Auto, 19, had lost tens of billions of euros playing the French version of Deal Or No Deal.
Paris, France - (Audacious Mess): The rogue trader who notched up record-breaking $7 billion losses may be the natural son of Scientology movie actor Tom Cruise.
Peter Hain, the disgraced former Secretary for Work & Pensions, and for Wales, is no longer a disgrace, according to PM Gordon Brown, and has been selected for a post at the new Department fo...
Based on results from researchers in England, the American Psychological Association (APA) is advocating a new warning label for clowns.
Melbourne, Australia - (Walkover Mess): "I'm thinkng six love, six-love, six-love for Friday evening's exhibition masterclass," Roger Federer predicted about his Australian Open semi-finals match against shit-hot Croatian wonderboy...
A strange new disease is sweeping through acting circles, causing stars from all over the globe to speak in stereotypical German accents. The mysterious illness, known as Vott Haff Ve Here? Syndrome, was first observed in Hollywood, immediately follo...
In a speech to the Brazilian Parliament today, Prime Minister Ernesto de Morais condemned what he termed as the "massive genocide that has been going on in the USA since the 1970's."...
Rijk aan Zee - Tempers frayed at the beginning of the 8th round of the Corus Chess championships here at Wijk an See, as the British contender Short appealed to the arbiter for a win against the reigning champion Fischer, who refused...
The makers of O-Bishojo, an anime cartoon show about upper-class British girls at a private school, have announced plans to bring the war in Iraq to an end by showing the next episode of their cartoon to President Bush and touring the nation...
Sacramento, California - The California Supreme Court in 5-2 ruling, denying workplace protection for marijuana use by employees even if prescribed by a doctor for a medical condition, has an immediate impact and far reaching effects at TheSpoof.com...