It appears as if the grapes are beginning to sour for California wine maker, Bucking Bronco Wine Co. famed for its three-dollar bottle of wine Charles Shaw variety as their brand is vastly turning into the three-buck upchuck for American consumers.
A shocker to us all Nick Jonas, 15 and star of "The Jonas Brothers" and pop sensation Miley Cyrus, 15 are engaged.
After the revelation that many doctors are prescribing placebos for their patients, a manufacturer of advanced pharmaceutical products has announced today that it has developed a more-potent placebo.
Stung by criticism that he is not black enough, Barack Obama has released a new rap single. Although the lyrics have been kept a closely guarded secret, this website has been given a copy and can reveal the first few verses:...
The god-daughter of Sir Alex Ferguson has revealed she's pregnant by the best-selling Sunday newspaper "The News of the World". Lauren McRacklin, 21, said she had only slept with the newspaper once but was now 3 months pregnant with a...
A pin prick of a question about Hillary's White House experience is certain to raise an oil gusher of bloody questions. Often using her eight years in the White House as experience, (something Barack Obama doesn't have) how did this hands on...
After some high-profile scandals involving phone-ins to TV programmes, the BBC has yet again found itself at the centre of controversy. This time, viewers were asked to vote on who they thought would win the 1972 Eurovision Song Contest, a competiti...
Britney Spears is looking to rebuild her image after her much publicised break down and damaging relationship with Princess Diana's former servant (see story
Washington - The United States was declared dead today by the Federal Morgue. The cause of death was listed as drowning.
Britney Spears' meltdown took a new turn when it was revealed that she was dating publicity addict, Paul Burrell, Princess Diana's former butler.
Praia Da Iluzion - (Ass Mess): Portuguese police have retalliated at today's Sunday Tosser campaign of finding new unofficial suspects by issuing their own e-fit sketches of the main arguidos.
Michael Schumacher has today announced that he will be making 'the biggest comeback since Jesus' when he rejoins the F1 paddock to go racing once more.
Star of teen nick's Zoey 101, Jamie Lynn Spears who was announced 12 weeks pregnant in December 2007 had launched a teen maternity line. The star has called her line "PREGteen by Jamie."...
Whitehole, London - (Penurious Mess): New Tory welfare proposals will see claimants microchipped like Pet Passport holders and benefit payments replaced with repayable loans, much like student grants.
Local Galaxy Group (IPP) - The manufacturer of the Earth has recalled the planet due to imperfections and elements dangerous to the planet's environment and inhabitants and possibly even dangerous to the populations and environments of other plan...
Paramount Pictures today sensationally revealed that the working title 'Indiana Jones IV' will be set in Scarborough, with filming due to commence next week.
Ney York, New York (IP) - The United States began to round up its poor today and those people will be sent on their way to new homes within hours. Those people rounded up are first processed at special camps erected in eight regional central distri...
Washington (IPP) - President G.W. Bush has had it with criticism over his economic incentive plan wherein only folks making over $100,000 a year will receive a tax rebate. He held an impromptu press conference this morning and announced that America...
London - (Bad Ass Mess): Fundamentalist religious cover-up cult Opus Dei is under investigation following reports it is financing a new trial by tabloid campaign in the McCann case.
Celebrity terrorist Osama Bin Laden has broken the world record for the longest hide and seek ever.
King David reported today that southern Americans in a local sports bar were definitely more entertaining than the game he was trying to watch. This is saying a lot since ACC (Atlantic Coast Conference) men's college basketball games often exchange leads 10, or more times in a game and are often won in the last few seconds.
LAS VEGAS -- Senator Barack Obama, a leading candidate for the Democratic Party's nomination for the presidency, admitted today that his mother named him while playing the "Name Game."...
CHAPEL HILL, N.C. -- The roof of the Dean E. Smith Student Activities Center collapsed last night causing major damage to the facility where the University of North Carolina plays its men's home basketball games. No casualties were reported.
Santa Claus was yesterday on the run from the law after it was revealed by an undercover team that he was an ingenious drug baron controlling a significant amount of the Arctic criminal underworld.
The jovial gangster, known by many for his obesit...
WASHINGTON, DC - U.S. President George W. Bush, leader of the free-world and defender of all that is holy, proposed a near $700 billion legislation package Friday, in hopes of bolstering the American economy and saving the free-world from certain eco...
ALVESTON, OHIO -- Stingle, an irritating toy poodle of 1302 Marzifax Lane, successfully terrified three armed intruders into leaving after they had robbed the house of one Rolex, two diamond bracelets, and one wallet containing a little over two hund...