Young disney star Zac Efron (19) finally got out of the closet. After he locked him self up, his parents, priest and even the police tried in vain to get him out of there.
RAWALPINDI - PAKISTAN - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson and Inspector Lestrade arrived in Pakistan yesterday where they will head the investigation into Benazir Bhutto's sudden death.
With the growing trend of leaving bouquets at the scene, in tribute to fatalities, it has been discovered that some florists may be deliberately killing off people in order to boost sales.
LANGLEY, Virginia -- A classified recording from the National Security Agency (NSA) has recently surfaced. It was made during the May 2007 visit by Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh to the United States. It has affectionately been dubbed the "The Liz and Phil" tapes.
ISLAMABAD, FLIP-FLOP-ISTAN...
Pregnant Zooey 101 "star", Jamie Lynn Spears is poised to return to the (s)hit show this Friday.
Salt Lake City, Utah (IPP) - Mitt Romney says his wives are ready for the big move to the White House. He has promised that he and his wives will not bring disgrace to the Oval Office.
English Channel - (Bad Ass mess): A Colombian container vessel carrying 40,000 tonnes of cocaine has hit a sandbank in the Dover Strait near the English Channel.
Planet Htrae, Cancri 55 - The folks on planet Htrae were recently saved by the arrival of Jesus. He brought them the promise of non-eternal life. Eternal life after eons of time had created ecological problems and boredom for many on Htrae.
Planet Htrae, Cancri 55 System (IPP) - The radio telescope in Arecibo, Puerto Rico has intercepted radio signals from Exo-Planet Htrae in the Stellar system 55 Cancri located in the constellation of Cancer.
Montego Bay, Jamaica - (Bad Ass mess): A defiant Amy Winehouse spoke on the phone with her jailed husband today and denied that shagging Pete Doherty on her Ganja Tours Winter Sunshine break constituted adultery.
San Jose, Calfornia (IPP) - Pieces of 2007 are for sale on eBay. The 2007 items range in price from $109 on up. Some sellers are placing the items in the "Buy It Now" category for the benefit of impatient buyers who simply can not wait fo...
The BBC has announced that after a 'full' version of The Sarah Jane Adventures airs, a specially-edited repeat will be shown that's "unsuitable for families and kids", will be broadcast late night on BBC3.
Des Moines IA - Late Tueseday night turned out to be a wild won at the Des Moine Zoo and Botanical Gardens. What was to be a final debate amongst democratic candidates turned into a brawl that resulted in several injuries to candidates and primates a...
A High School Musical co-star commented earlier today on how fellow actor Zac Efron wears no underwear in the morning. This statement clearly did not sit well with long time girlfriend of Mr Efron - Vannessa Hudgens.
Hudgens accused the unnamed fe...
La-Whore: Pakistan's self-proclaimed President and Supreme Commander of All Things Pakistani, Pervez Musharraf today conceded defeat to the prying eyes of the "restless" media and accepted that he "should've done a better job&q...
A polar bear and a penguin were walking along the snow dunes one day when the polar bear fell down a chasm. Try as he might, the poor polar bear couldn't get out. The penguin did everything he could think of, but he couldn't rescue his friend.
For more than 25 years I've been through sheer hell and I thought it very cruel of my parents to call me Norma, particularly having the surname Snockers. I can't think of anything more hurtful (except having the surname Snickers) and it was typical reflection of my dad's sense of humour. However, that turned out to be a storm in a D cup after I met a man who had been through the same p...
Gordon Brown finished 2007 looking like a man who spent a decade trying to reach his own private parts to suck them, only to discover he had to suck someone else's, George Bush's.
Yes, you heard it here first, Britney Spears is putting her children up for auction to the highest bidder on EBay.
January 2008 :: Ft. Monroe, VA - The U.S. Army, after fighting to get a seemingly decade-long recruiting monkey off of it's collective back, has light at the end of it's tunnel. The Army TRADOC (Training and Doctrine) Command...
Nicosia, Cyprus - The year 2008 has been bringing many things. To the members for the so called "euro-zone", it brought two new members as Cyprus and Malta, two Mediterranean island countries and European Union (EU) members adopted the euro...
Key staff members of Fox Television Stations, Inc. were summoned to the company's money laundering headquarters in Australia this week to be briefed by the telecasting giant's CEO, Ruppert Murdock, on his decision to cancel the 2008 Presidential election and just appoint Ron Paul President.
AMSTERDAM-High school musical start Vanessa Hudgens has split up with boyfriend and co-star Zac Efron.