Funny story:  Green Bay Packers' Cheeseheads may be smarter than previously thought

Green Bay Packers' Cheeseheads may be smarter than previously thought

GREEN BAY -- A study released today by the University of Wisconsin-Stout's Department of Sports Psychology shows that the "cheesehead" hats, worn most notably by Green Bay Packer fans are "not primarily, as previously thought, an e...
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Funny story:  Talking Jesus Action Figure being recalled

Talking Jesus Action Figure being recalled

The company that produces the Talking Jesus Action Figure, a big hit during the past Christmas season, has ordered a recall of the toy today.
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Funny story:  UK Government publishes entire UK population's personal details on web

UK Government publishes entire UK population's personal details on web

The UK government has given up trying to keep citizens' personal details secret. After the latest revelations that a Royal Navy computer containing personal details...
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Funny story:  Royal Navy plays down loss of personal data

Royal Navy plays down loss of personal data

The Royal Navy was playing down the importance of the loss of a laptop computer which contained the private details of millions of people.
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Funny story:  The Magnificence of the Sun in Aquarius

The Magnificence of the Sun in Aquarius

Apocalyptic Cosmos - (Majestic Mess): Sunday's solar ingress into the fixed air sign of Aquarius at 16.44 GMT is the long-awaited curtain-raiser of the Age of Aquarius's prime directive of finally destroying hidden Nazi war criminal...
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Funny story:  America is global epicenter of daft religions

America is global epicenter of daft religions

Santa MonicaLewinsky, Ca - (Fund-a-mental Mess): A TV poll about god-squad epidemology has identified the United States as the global epicenter of superstitious psychosis.
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Funny story:  New Skills Added To Driver's License Examination/Testing

New Skills Added To Driver's License Examination/Testing

New Mexico has added several new procedures to their standard driver's road test for new applicants to receive a driver's license. According to state Governor Bill Richardson, "these are due to the changing times and changing environment on the road...
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Funny story:  Rabbi Opens Foreskin Museum

Rabbi Opens Foreskin Museum

Rabbi Abraham Wanglestein has opened a new museum in New York City. No famous paintings or sculptures are on display. No historical inventions are encased in plastic or surrounded by ropes. Instead, the walls are adorned with foreskins of famous A...
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Funny story:  Nevada Democrats Caucus - Whores And All!

Nevada Democrats Caucus - Whores And All!

The lady, black man, and pretty boy, along with what other trash might still remain in the Democrat lineup, will be in Nevada today for the caucus there.
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Funny story:  Avram Grants' Coat Dies

Avram Grants' Coat Dies

Chelsea Manager Avram Grant was unavailable for comment tonight after the sudden death of his beloved black overcoat, Alan.
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Funny story:  America the fragmented; finally politicians reflect truth; study reveals consumption Americas only unifying force

America the fragmented; finally politicians reflect truth; study reveals consumption Americas only unifying force

What do Mitt Romney, John McCain, Fred Thompson, Mike Huckleberry, Hillary Clinton, John Edwards and Barack Obama have in common? Absolutely nothing according to sociologist and hobby birdwatcher, Dr. Raymond Birdsong who says that it's about tim...
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Funny story:  Scores Hospitalized After Being Overcome by Candidate's Breath

Scores Hospitalized After Being Overcome by Candidate's Breath

What started as a relatively calm and informative presentation by Republican Presidential Candidate Fred Thompson suddenly turned calamitous and potentially deadly for many unwitting participants at his enclosed campaign headquarters in Nashville, Te...
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Funny story:  Keegan 'Lovin' McDonalds Deal

Keegan 'Lovin' McDonalds Deal

Kevin Keegan, recently appointed Newcastle manager and comeback kid, has delved deeper in to his comeback by announcing that he will become the face of fast food restaurant chain McDonalds.
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Funny story:  Hillary: "The choice is Split Pea vs Black Eyed Pea"

Hillary: "The choice is Split Pea vs Black Eyed Pea"

COLUMBIA, SC - Senator Hillary Clinton in a speech to the Farm Workers of America gave some background to the 35 years of experience that she believes makes her the most qualified to be the next Democratic Presidential nominee; here is part of that speech:...
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Funny story:  Radon Causes Tobacco Cancer not Nicotine

Radon Causes Tobacco Cancer not Nicotine

Saint Leo, Florida (IPP) - An independently wealthy Indian artifacts collector from Florida has stumbled onto a closely guarded corporate and government secret about the real cause of cancer as it relates to tobacco use.
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Funny story:  Littlehampton Wakes To Early Morning Wood

Littlehampton Wakes To Early Morning Wood

Following the sinking of a cargo ship off the Dorset Coast the people of the tiny English hamlet of Littlehampton have been flocking to the shore with a hands-on approach to looting whatever has been washed up.
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Funny story:  Hooters expanding, adding drive-throughs

Hooters expanding, adding drive-throughs

Hoping to compete with Wendy's, McDonald's and Taco Bell for the late-night customer, Hooters Restaurants will attach drive-through windows to their facilities so diners can get a quick meal and one more peek at over-exposed waitresses on the...
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Funny story:  Pets Able to Speak Human Languages

Pets Able to Speak Human Languages

Melbourne, Florida (IPP) - A science team composed of a brother and sister who specialize in animal behavior have made an astounding discovery about how animals behave outside the presence of their human masters.
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Funny story:  Heathrow Crash Latest - Coward is a Hero

Heathrow Crash Latest - Coward is a Hero

Following the near-miss of the crash landed Boeing 777 at Heathrow airport two days ago, the pilot has revealed that the real hero was his co-pilot John Coward.
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Funny story:  Cloverfield is Not Fiction - True Story !

Cloverfield is Not Fiction - True Story !

New York City, New York (IPP) - Most people that see the movie "Cloverfield" leave the movie thinking that what they just saw on the big screen was merely science fiction. Nothing could be further from the truth.
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Funny story:  Blair's first official police mugshots unveiled

Blair's first official police mugshots unveiled

New Scotland Yard - (Bad Ass Mess): The first official mugshots in the criminal career of Tony Blair have been released.
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Funny story:  President Bush economic stimulus package a sure way for schools not to meet AYP

President Bush economic stimulus package a sure way for schools not to meet AYP

Instructor, musician and satirist, King David wants to thank President Bush for an economic stimulus package that promises to drive the final nail into the coffin and insure that pubic school systems across the country will not meet AYP, or Adequate...
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Funny story:  Real George W Bush lies buried under Central Park's Jackie Kennedy Reservoir

Real George W Bush lies buried under Central Park's Jackie Kennedy Reservoir

Manhattan, NY - (Reuterus): Classified documents released by NATO military intelligence under the 30 year rule claim that the real George W Bush was pickled by New York mobsters in a 100 gallon vat of marker crude and buried under the Jacqueline Ken...
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Funny story:  Helicopter Ben gets a new nickname

Helicopter Ben gets a new nickname

Ben Bernanke, better known as "The Helicopter", appeared before congress on Thursday to provide testimony about the current state of the economy and a possible recession.
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Funny story:  Hicks and Gillette admit discussions with Obama

Hicks and Gillette admit discussions with Obama

Liverpool FC's American owners, George Gillette and Tom Hicks have today revealed that they had recently spoken to a seemingly unknown football manager Barack Obama about the possibility of becoming manager.
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Funny story:  Sunderland to be Abolished

Sunderland to be Abolished

A Bill has been presented to the House of Commons that will have the effect of abolishing the City of Sunderland on the north east coast of England.
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Funny story:  Nevada culinary union to make 60,000 chocolate Easter bunnies for Obama campaign

Nevada culinary union to make 60,000 chocolate Easter bunnies for Obama campaign

Nevada's largest labor union, the Culinary Union Local 226 joined with parent organization, UNITE-HERE and announced today that it would be making 60,000 chocolate Easter bunnies, one for each member, to commemorate support for the Obama campaign...
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Funny story:  George Bush lines up job as village idiot in Gloucester

George Bush lines up job as village idiot in Gloucester

George Bush has announced that he has accepted a job as village idiot for a village just outside Gloucester.
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Funny story:  Al-Qa What?

Al-Qa What?

After watching Mr. Bush's visit to the Middle East region, I, of course imaginatively, was granted an exclusive interview with the First Lady Laura Bush. At the beginning, I felt very uncomfortable, but she graciously helped me out of it. When I found my tongue, I bluntly asked Lady Laura why she had not accompanied her husband on the trip to the region.
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Funny story:  Ron Paul a Secessionist? Toe Tale Takes Tricky Turn

Ron Paul a Secessionist? Toe Tale Takes Tricky Turn

In a story crazily expanding and snaking out all over the globe, Ron Paul...
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Funny story:  Ron Paul Tax on No-Talent Hacks?

Ron Paul Tax on No-Talent Hacks?

In a statement issued today, the long-shot, racist, Republican candidate who can't win, Ron Paul has announced a major change in his platform, and now wants a...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus breaks up with Nick Jonas he marries foreign bride

Miley Cyrus breaks up with Nick Jonas he marries foreign bride

During a thanksgiving dinner, Nick Jonas announced to his long time girlfriend Miley Cyrus that he was breaking up with her in order to marry a Russian woman through a foreign marriage agency.
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Funny story:  German social services take bi-polar bear cub from mom

German social services take bi-polar bear cub from mom

Nuremberg, Germany - (Reuterus): Social service have intervened in the controversy of baby Flocke the bi-polar bear cub whose mother was recently branded a negligent old slag by Nuremberg Zoo officials.
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