It seems that an eon has passed since the pollsters and many of the pundits were bollixed by the results of the New Hampshire Primary. Before the primary, polls (and plenty of pundits) shouted that Obama would win-and probably by a significant amount.
Hollywood, California - Although Zac Efron is okay now, fellow hospital patients say it was touch and go for a while there, as emergency services were delayed for a period upon his arrival at the hospital. According to hospital admission records, Zac...
Amidst strong denials by Tom Cruise's camp that Katie Holmes gave birth to daughter Suri after being impregnated with sperm from Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, comes word that Tom Cruise has been scouting out Britney Spears.
London - (Balls-up Mess): Jemima Goldsmith Khan, ex-wife of Pakistani cricketer Imran Khan, has waded into the Princess Diana controversy about which Mr Khan HRH was actually bonkers over.
Hollywood, California - A day after the Disney announcement that Zac Efron would be rejoining is co-stars for the sequel "High School Musical 3", the 21-year-old entered into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for emergency plastic surgery. Efron...
Al Qaeda has announced that it has made an offer to buy the troubled bank Northern Rock.
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Kevin Keegan was sensationally sacked as NUFC Manager tonight for farting in the foyer of St James's Park.
London - (Refuse Mess): Royal rubbish collection officials have testified at Diana's inquest about the night the Princess had to hide in a Buck House wheelie bin after storming out of a state reception for Boris Yeltsin.
Liverpool began its tenure this week as the European Capital of Beatles, recognition of the city's diverse range of Beatles and contribution to the world of Beatles as a whole.
Mike Huckabee rocked the presidential campaign recently when he said he would revise the United States Constitution to reflect "God's standards" instead of man's standards. The Republican front-runner said it would be a lot easier t...
With stocks falling, oil prices rising, jobs being outsourced to other countries and relations with the roiling Middle East choppy at best, President George W. Bush announced a full-scale plan to cut back Happy Hour by six minutes in the United State...
In keeping with Palestinian marriage traditions and to promote a lasting peace in the Gaza Strip and West Bank, President George Bush has given Condolezza Rice, the president's Secretary of State to Crown Prince Hussein Ibn Talal, of Trans Jordan...
In a statement today by Republican candidate Mike "Huck Finn" Huckabee, he adamantly denied receiving monies from the makers of hillbilly teeth, the giant business conglomerate "Dr. Bukk Teeth" headquartered in Georgia.
Internationally renowned animal lover and nature presenter David Attenborough has admitted he has eaten at least one of every animal that has appeared in his programmes.
Newcastle and England star Michael Owen has quit football to take on Frankie Detori at the gallops.
Ascot, Berks - (Ass Mess): Royal Ascot racecourse will open its new flagship tattoo parlour later this year at the start of the prestigious annual mid-June five-day meeting.
Bloodyvostock - (Suspicious Mess): The Russian security service has arrested ex-UK Labour Leader Neil Kinnock's son Boris Vladimirovich Khruschev-Kinnock.
MOUNT EVEREST, NEPAL: Shortly before his death on Friday, Sir Edmund Hillary endorsed Hillary Clinton. The 88-year old conqueror of Everest said: "I was a nobody and I made it to the t...
Cuban citizens and the world's media were today aghast as de facto leader Raul Castro evicted the US military from Guantanamo Bay.