DETROIT, MICHIGAN: The battle for the Republican Presidential nomination hotted up yesterday. While GOP front-runner John McCain was 'honest' in his declaration to Americans that "not all of the lost jobs are c...
In shock news from Arkansas today, a couple of newly-weds demanded that they should have their marriage annulled with immediate effect after discovering they were NOT related.
London - (Conniving Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair hailed his first official foray into the world of investment banking by brokering the sale of the Northern Crock Bank's sub-prime £2.25 billion mortgage portfolio to his new lords and mast...
New Delhi, India - Engineered to provide inexpensive transportation for just $2,500, getting 50 miles to the gallon and defuse India's population bomb, the Tata Nano is touted as the most affordable green machine on the planet.
There was an embarrassing moment for Hillary Clinton during the recent New Hampshire primary when printers produced an unfortunate spelling mistake on 10,000 posters.
Police and the courts were preparing themselves for a crime spree, after cabinet secretary Peter Hain used ignorance as a defence for breaking the political funding laws in the UK. He has maintained that he should avoid punishment because he did not...
A British pharmaceutical company has introduced a new convenience food for 2008 in the form of injectable meals that require no cooking at all. Responding to consumers' criticisms of current microwavable meals, the company have developed a uniqu...
Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - Dictatator for life, Moe Musharraf, has threatened to take action against the U.S. if it crosses into Pakistan without his permission.
Washington DC (IPP) - The new rules for American's drivers licenses signals yet another victory for Bin laden, the Taliban, and enemies of civil liberties everywhere.
Cornwall, England - Officials and patrons of the Blue Reef Aquarium were taken aback when early one morning they awoke to find an overnight guest in Louis the octopus's aquarium. Mr. Potato Head of "Toy Story" and "Toy Story 2&quo...
Charleston, SC - Republican presidential contenders angrily denounced racist and sexist New Hampshire primary voters in a debate held January 10, 2008. "Those who voted against Obama were racist!" thundered Mitt Romney. "Those who vote...
Atlanta, Georgia (IPP) - The state of Georgia has outsourced its prison system to the Taliban. The result of this action is that American citizens residing in Georgia prisons are routinely tied up, tortured, beaten, and left to starve or die of dehy...
It was announced today that the HD DVD format would be abandoned after nearly ten years of development and promotion. "We regret being so wrong," admitted Doug Hashcode, HD North American spokesman. "But it now appears that the HD DVD...
Miami, Florida (IP) - A Florida website that caters to Cuban-Americans is using a cyber girl to lure Latin American men to its list of users.
After months of strenuous training and dedication to debauched over-excess, troubled pop star Britney Spears has at last been accepted as a backing singer for legendary hell-raisers the Rolling Stones.
Green, tree-hugging, pot smoking, and CO2 emitting hippies are to be relocated to the Shetlands, it has been announced.
Following the UK government's plans to rely more heavily on nuclear energy, it has been decided to remove all anti-nuclear grou...
It was absolutely and unequivocally confirmed today (honestly) that 3-Time WWE Champion and 1-Time US Champion John Cena has been using drugs during matches. 3,000 kg of a heroin-cocaine drug combination was found in John Cena's blood stream duri...
Washington D.C. - President Bush took advantage of being out of the country in the Middle East today to drop a bombshell back home. He is restarting the military draft to relieve pressure on beleaguered troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. However, this t...
GM's announcement earlier this week about producing a 'driverless vehicle' has Police across the nation lobbying against production focusing mainly on the current drunk driving laws.
LOS ANGELES (FMLiveWire) -- Tom Cruise has dropped all legal action against the new book exposing his strange lifestyle and has quit Scientology in order to join the Hare Krishna movement.
DETROIT (FMLiveWire) - General Motors has unveiled a radical plan to end all of its current high-priced car models and to switch production entirely to the new Nano car just unveiled by India's Tata Motors in an undisclosed licensing and joint ve...
NEWCASTLE will offer Harry Redknapp £20million to be their new boss till he is sacked at the end of the season.
President Bush, fed up with watching reruns of The Office and Grey's Anatomy has decided to step in to "put an end to this television terrorism."...
After teen pop sensation, Miley Cyrus (15) broke up with her boyfriend, the youngest of the Jonas Brothers and tween heart throb Nick Jonas, she's decided to take a new look at a celebrity crush: Joe Jonas - Nick's older brother, and lead sin...
A Durham man was attacked this evening by a locovore when he got in the locovore's way while it was grazing at a Whole Food's salad bar on Todd Street. Peter Hardwick was serving himself when a man identified as a locovore came out of the cor...
California - (Pathetic Mess): Britney Spears' love affair with hair extensions may be at the root of significant deviant behavior according to specialists at the Seedy-Signs Hospital in LA.
New York City -- Former Saturday Night Live cast member Horatio Sanz filed a multi-million dollar lawsuit early Thursday morning against New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson. Sanz's suit alleges that by dropping his bid for the White House, Richardson...