In today's highly fashion-conscious world where hirsute women drop thousands of dollars at hair-waxing salons to get their upper lips, chins and bushy brows deforested, Bilawal Bhutto's waxed eyebrows have topped the fashion...
CHARLOTTE - A Charlotte man broke the world's record for breaking a New Year's resolution.
DES MOINES, Iowa -- Don't ever let it be said that Iowans take their caucusing lightly. Here is a sample of some of the issues and questions the caucusers would like answered by the cocksure Presidential hopefuls.
HMP Belmarsh, London - (Bad Ass Mess): Singer Amy Winehouse's husband Flake Bleeder-Weevil has stunned fellow inmates by secretly shaving off all his bodily hair following reports he'd failed a urine test for crack cocaine use.
Mogadishu, Somalia - (Bad Ass Mess): The Al-Kebab terror group has claimed responsibility for the killing of a senior Somali colonel after planting a whoopee cushion landmine on his chair at work on New Year's Eve.
"It started as a gag, but then people started sending me money. It wasn't supposed to go this far." said Mr. Paul, who then revealed that he is really an unemployed circus clown named Barney Klemperer.
Following EU plans to tax male members next year, women will not escape as their bits are going to be measured too. Forms are, as we speak, being prepared in Brussels ready for the Tax year 2008 and girls over 16 years of age, will face a 'Hole T...
For years, centuries even, Men have always bragged about the size of their peckers as if it were important. Now in a shocking new revelation it will be important and finally the truth will come out.
Britney Spears has decided to shave her head bald, and she's not doing it for charity. She fell in love with the powerful Nazi Skinhead movement.
Ron Paul, in a striking move to appease pro-war conservatives, today announced that he has changed his battle strategy in Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan, among other places.
New Yourk, NY - Paris Hilton has amazed family and friends in the past 6 months. From May to July she gained neary 50 pounds by eating an entirely vegetarian diet. (largely fried bananna and peanut butter sandwiches) She then tried the new Snicker...
We all hear about our use of carbon based fuels and how they are apparently killing our planet but, according to global warming scare monger Al Gore, there is a bigger danger to us all. This danger comes from the sun and its bigger and bigger use of...
It's official, in a secret dossier, known only to myself and several million Daily Mirror readers, John Prescott has entered the Guinness Book of Records as the fattest bastard to ever enter British politics.
New Delhi, India: Today, I was told of a Nun, working as a missionary in Calcutta, who was bitten by a Black Mamba. Sadly, within minutes the poor woman died and went to heaven (as Nuns often do, provided they keep their habits clean!).
News was leaked out that the following letter was found at the bottom of an FAA employee's inbox. The unamed clerk has since been dismissed for not actioning the idea.