Nickelodeon actress Jamie Lynn Spears admitted to pregnancy two months ago, and now it has been discovered who the father of her child is.
Cristiano Ronaldo today put pen to paper on a new twelve month contract with a leading network. Under the terms of the new deal, Ronaldo will be required to pay £14.99 a month, in return for which he will receive a brand new mobile phone. Manchester...
Congressman Ron Paul is hoping that Eskimos will be the one voter bloc with whom he can claim a clear win on Super Tuesday. While Eskimos are notorious for their unpredictability in choosing presidential candidates, early indications suggest that the...
Hillary Clinton has confirmed that she will wear the pants in the White House if she gets elected.
Fabio Capello has once again demonstrated how he intends to inculcate discipline into the recalcitrant England squad.
Basel - (Insomnia Mess): Twelve times grand slam winner Roger Federer seems in buoyant mood ahead of the reported $10 million exhibition match on 10 March at the Madison Square Garden Men's Vogue/NetJets Showdown against world record ho...
Sometimes legends are made, sometimes legends are born, but very occasionally legends are made before they're born. Michelle Stepney, the daughter of football legend, Alex Stepney, the long time Goalkeeper for Manchester United,...
LITTLE ROCK, AR -- Last night, during a taping of Larry King Live, Baptist preacher and Republican Presidential candidate, Mike Huckabee, challenged Jewish civic leaders to a winner-take-all cage match to determine whose religion is "cooler.&quo...
BOSTON, MA -- The political world was stunned last weekend when news that Republican Presidential hopeful, Mitt Romney, was a polygamist was leaked to the media.
Atlanta, Georgia - Millions of reports from emergency rooms in hospitals all across the county are pouring into the Center for Disease Control (CDC) in Atlanta, Georgia, that young girls between the ages of five and 15-years of age are being treated...
The spokesman for Tory Mayor of London candidate Boris Badenov announced this morning in a hastily-called press briefing that Boris was 'hurt and quite, quite upset' at news that Sir Elton John is now backing Lib Dem rival Brian Paddywacker,...
Rarely am I so moved by the innocence of a child. But the letter below made me do some pondering and reflecting. Please read it with the same child-like innocence with which it was written:...
Confirming the fears of Republicans everywhere, the Communist Party of the USA has endorsed Senator McCain for president.
Brisbane, Australia - (Pain in the Ass Mess): Wasps have been blamed for thwarting Australian national carrier Quaintarse's mile high club charter beanos after being discovered nesting in the club's traditional first class stomping ground un...
Pat Mcpail of Coos Bay, OR is an assembly line worker. He's clearly over qualified for his job and feels unappreciated at home, but he is excited about this years season of "American Idol." He states "I get a kick out of that Simon...
Washington AC/DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Ain't ever second-fiddling to that little upstart," Hillary Clinton raged today after Barack Obama's magnificently generous offer to put the former first lady on the ticket as his Vice President.
Pancake Day, or Shrove Tuesday, is upon us once again, and celebrity chef Jamie Oliver has this morning been speaking on the BBC to give the best advice on 'How to be a Perfect Tosser'.
Leaders of the Christian church were celebrating today after it was discovered that not all of what is written in the Holy Bible is absolute fantasy.
London - (Therapeutic Mess): Detoxing stick insect singer Amy Winehouse has pleaded with embassy officials for a US travel visa on compassionate grounds.
Heathrow Airport - (Taser Beam Mess): Last month's Heathrow jet crash landing may have been caused by an adapted taser-ray based on the Pentagon's railgun according to Anti-Terror cops monitoring airport expansion protesters.
Vatican - (Cannibal Mess): The remains of hundreds of young adults and children have been discovered under the Vatican kitchens prompting fears the Pope will now have to come clean about pontifical ritual dietary secrets.
Rev. Marcus Dee Williams of Bethany First Baptist Church in Biloxi, Mississippi, told reporters today that Barack Obama needs to "put some color" into his speeches.
In a speech to Congress today, President George W. Bush confessed, that after he leaves office, he is moving to Canada. "I hear they take good care of their people up there - the states are so screwed up, I want to get out while I still can.&qu...
Today President George Bush announced he is endorsing ten-term Congressman Ron Paul for the Republican party presidential nominee.
Ron Paul, the outsider Republican presidential candidate, stunned the political world with a victory in the state of Maine. While Mitt Romney recorded 52% of the vote to Paul's 19%, quirks in the Maine process led to Paul winning 40% of the state...
Famed anti-tax crusader Lady Godiva today announced she is coming out of retirement in order to support Ron Paul's presidential campaign.