Funny story:  Ralph Nader Announced he will run in the 2000 Presidential Election

Ralph Nader Announced he will run in the 2000 Presidential Election

Ralph Nader recently announced he will be running in the 2000 Presidential election. Speaking before seven of his supporters, Mr. Nader said he has long felt the 2000 election was fundamentally unsound, and welcomed the chance to run again in it this...
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Funny story:  Barack Hussein Obama endorsed by Osama bin Laden

Barack Hussein Obama endorsed by Osama bin Laden

Al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has endorsed Barack Hussein Obama. Speaking from the confines of his cave somewhere on the Afghanistan-Pakistan border bin laden said:...
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Funny story:  More and more Brits using the term 'soccer'

More and more Brits using the term 'soccer'

A recent Cooper-Sinclair poll showed that many Brits are beginning to refer to European football as soccer. The term soccer originated in the States in 1906, when Yale University radio announcer Donald Gregory, calling a game against UPenn said, &quo...
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Funny story:  Banged Up With Blunkett in Jersey: Ex-Home Sec to lock up young thugs in bizarre new reality TV show

Banged Up With Blunkett in Jersey: Ex-Home Sec to lock up young thugs in bizarre new reality TV show

St Helier, Jersey - (Grim Ass Mess): Talk about hideous co-incidence. As Jersey investigators prepare to excavate a bricked-up cellar in the notorious Haut De La Garenne children's home former Labour Home Secretary David Blunkett plans to become...
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Funny story:  Ask Tiki

Ask Tiki

Dear Tiki,I am having a problem with guys not staring at my chest, or my bum. I am very curvy, and quite attractive.
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Funny story:  In Search of the Fabled White Turd

In Search of the Fabled White Turd

It is well documented in Tibetan folklore that there is one location in the world where a White Turd can be found and it is regarded by the Holy men of the region as being very sacred.
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Funny story:  Naomi Campbell checks in for a Brazilian

Naomi Campbell checks in for a Brazilian

Sao Paulo - (Vagus Nerve Mess): Supermodel Naomi Campbell has flown in to Brazil for a clitoris transplant. Reports from Sao Paulo state her own little pinkie recently fell off from too much crack-fueled wear and tear.
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Funny story:  Valerie Bertinelli, "I am so sorry...."

Valerie Bertinelli, "I am so sorry...."

Poor Jenny Craig, it appears that Valerie Bertinelli has been cheating on her with Nutrisystem.
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Funny story:  Royal Family In Mourning

Royal Family In Mourning

London - The British Royal Family are in mourning after the tragic death of Prince Richard at Buckingham Palace. Prince Richard died after falling asleep at the wheel.
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Funny story:  Hillary Quits

Hillary Quits

Didn't Hillary quit during the last debate? She appeared to capitulate near the final minutes after being tagged by Barack Obama for voting to authorize the war in Iraq. Instead of eyes fixed on Obama, she began looking down at her lap, smiling...
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Funny story:  SNL's Obama role goes to Fred Armisen; NAACP withdraws Darrell Hammond's image award nomination for most positive blackface role model still on TV in protest

SNL's Obama role goes to Fred Armisen; NAACP withdraws Darrell Hammond's image award nomination for most positive blackface role model still on TV in protest

New York, New York - Lorne Michaels finally ended speculation regarding who would be playing the role of presidential nominee, Barack Obama, on SNL this season, announcing that the part would go to the show's other regular impersonator of persons...
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Funny story:  UK DNA Register Put on Hold and Quickly Forgotten About

UK DNA Register Put on Hold and Quickly Forgotten About

Middle England's enthusiasm for a national DNA database fell away dramatically last night after police revealed that the DNA register will include people committing minor offences regardless of class such as speeding, dropping em...
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Funny story:  Britney and Gazza's Shocking Re-hab Romance

Britney and Gazza's Shocking Re-hab Romance

The wacky L.A. celebrity scene was electrified yesterday when it was announced that Britney Spears has become engaged to Britain's ace footballer, Gazza.
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Funny story:  Obama's Support (and Hillary's Behind) Grows Broader

Obama's Support (and Hillary's Behind) Grows Broader

WASHINGTON - In the last two months, Barack Hussein Obama has built a commanding coalition among U.S. voters and is now viewed as the candidate best able to beat war veteran John McCain in the 2008 election.
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Funny story:  Joe Torre's pitch: Keep those pants on, fellas

Joe Torre's pitch: Keep those pants on, fellas

Joe Torre, the frumpy Los Angeles Dodgers manager, reportedly will replace studly Michael Jordan as the new Hanes Underwear pitchman in its national TV ad campaign. Torre tested well among people who still bought underwear, such as the 65-and-over ge...
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Funny story:  Pyongyang Philharmonic booked for Jenna Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch Wedding

Pyongyang Philharmonic booked for Jenna Bush's Predator Chapel Ranch Wedding

Crawford, Texas - (Orchestrated Mess): In a tit-for-tat exchange of cultural realpolitik the Pyongyang Philharmonic Orchestra has been booked to play at Jenna Bush's May 10 wedding at the family homestead Predator Chapel Ranch.
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Funny story:  Dana is Dustin

Dana is Dustin

A clever a mix of ropes, pulleys and smoke enabled Dana and Dustin to be seen in the same room for the first time ever on Saturday. Dana's ferious attack on Dustin was a cunning attempt to cover this fact up. Amazing camera work and CG animation...
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Funny story:  Keegan To Be Sacked Next Week - If He Hasn't Walked Already

Keegan To Be Sacked Next Week - If He Hasn't Walked Already

Kevin Keegan, the beleaguered Newcastle United manager, is on his way out of St James' Park, according to sources at the club, and could be sacked as early as next week, if he hasn't already done a ru...
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Funny story:  Lindsay Lohan Endorses John McCain, Asks What is Wrong With Sex for Favors?

Lindsay Lohan Endorses John McCain, Asks What is Wrong With Sex for Favors?

SANTA MONICA (FMLiveWire) - American's sweetheart Lindsay Lohan has strongly endorsed John McCain as the Republican presidential candidate, asking "What is wrong with giving sex for favors? I do it all the time, and John should not be ashame...
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Funny story:  'Diana Worked For KGB' spooks tell coroner

'Diana Worked For KGB' spooks tell coroner

London - (Turncoat Mess): Princess Diana was a KGB stooge whose heroin addiction and predilection for screwing dodgy Mossad plants like Paul Burrell and James Hewitt quickly outed her espionage activities security service top brass told the royal inq...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus is Really a Boy!

Miley Cyrus is Really a Boy!

Today, during a one million dollar interview, Miley Cyrus, admitted to People magazine that she used to be a boy!...
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Funny story:  Singer Axl Rose Freaks Out

Singer Axl Rose Freaks Out

Los Angeles,Ca (Rooters) W.Axl Rose lead singer of the band Guns N' Roses freaks out as his plan for Chinese Democracy to be a bluegrass album was leaked on TheSpoof.com and on the site
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods Has Tiger Genes!

Tiger Woods Has Tiger Genes!

As Tiger Woods has marched to yet another devastating victory in the world of golf (this time amid the pig farms of Marana, Arizona) geneticists at the Wrangler Institute for Gene Studies in Rodeo, Texas have announced that Tiger Woods is at least pa...
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Funny story:  UK Kiddies Lifestyle Poll with commentary from real big UK'ers

UK Kiddies Lifestyle Poll with commentary from real big UK'ers

CHILDHOOD LIFESTYLE POLL with commentary from real big UK'ers:...
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Funny story:  Materialism Harms UK Kiddies!

Materialism Harms UK Kiddies!

Not long ago, a study of British child-rearing practices suggested that the UK's kiddies are near the bottom of the barrel. Now we hear that impoverishment of Britain's brats is in fact a blessing incognito. It's material things like warm...
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Funny story:  Obama Rebuts African Dress Photos With Clinton Nudies

Obama Rebuts African Dress Photos With Clinton Nudies

Barack Obama's campaign is outraged with Clinton staffers who reportedly released photos of their candidate in traditional African garb.
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Funny story:  Ghosts Launch Lawsuit Against Benny Hinn

Ghosts Launch Lawsuit Against Benny Hinn

Evangalist Benny Hinn is set to be sued for fraud by a group of ghosts represented by "Crossing Over" host John Edward.The ghosts claim Hinn's promises of salvation for cash were not only false but when they mentioned his name to the at...
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Funny story:  Feminists Back Obama

Feminists Back Obama

In what seems to be the final lance in Hillary Clinton's hope for a presidential nomination, a national organization of feminists has declared that it is now backing Barack Obama.
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Funny story:  Downed Cows Cause Steer Uprising

Downed Cows Cause Steer Uprising

Thousands of cows were heard mooing across the nation as news came down that a meat packing facility in Chino, California, will shut down permanently.
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Funny story:  Big Busts Unite!

Big Busts Unite!

I say all of us big busted girls should unite. How many of us are tired of black, tan, and white? Can I get an Amen, sisters? How many of us are tired of the little B-cups getting leopard print, and pretty colors? How many of us are tired of stiff, itchy lace? How many of us just want to feel pretty?...
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Funny story:  Jane Fonda, One-Time Antiwar Activist and Former Hotttie, Drops "C"  Bomb On Network TV

Jane Fonda, One-Time Antiwar Activist and Former Hotttie, Drops "C" Bomb On Network TV

Jane Fonda, famous actress, anti-Vietnam War activist, and daughter of acting great Henry Fonda, appeared on the February 14 edition of NBC's "Today" show.
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Funny story:  Obama robed as a Klansman is 'Clinton smear"

Obama robed as a Klansman is 'Clinton smear"

Barack Obama is fighting for his political career after a picture of him dressed as a KKK Imperial Wizard appeared on an internet site. It has sparked heated exchanged between himself and rat-faced fellow Democratic nominee Hillary C...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus Scandal Upon Scandal

Miley Cyrus Scandal Upon Scandal

Once again, young Miley Cyrus is embroiled in a scandal, and mental health professionals are concerned.
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Funny story:  Obama and Oprah - Same Same?

Obama and Oprah - Same Same?

After months of tireless efforts, United States Presedential candidate Barack Obama has admitted that he and Oprah Winfrey are, in fact, the same person.
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Funny story:  Bush Determined Racist

Bush Determined Racist

Early Monday morning, a receptionist in the White House entered the Oval Office to drop off plans for President George Bush to sign.
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