Last season, the American Idol television show was rocked by scandal when naked pictures of three of the top twenty-four contestants were made available for viewing on the internet. That scandal has continued into 2008 and Season #7 as naked picture...
SACRAMENTO-After taking several month off due to a lack of material, Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to his role as California Governor. Maria Schriver, his co-star, also returns.
The needs of masturbators caught short on the street could be eased with a plan to pay businesses to open their toilets to finger jockeys.
Crappers In Little Whinging Surrey a new Jedi Temple is being proposed at the town council. The design of the temple is exactly like the one in Star Wars "The Phantom Menace". The four spires will be sixty stories tall and the middle spire...
Australian cutie-pie (pun very much intended, although I'm not a cannibal) Dave Wenham has been offered to take over the show after original star Jamie Oliver has retreated to publishing only.
Pathfinder star Karl Urban has been singled out by fashion guru Jean-Paul Gaultier to represent and design his new collection of body jewelry.
SAN DIEGO - Marvel Comics announced last December that it was joining forces with the United Nations to bolster the world organization's lack-luster image by producing "free" comic books depicting popular superheroes wo...
A B-2 stealth bomber crashed in Guam on Friday as part of a United States Air Force project to determine just how undetectable the plane is.
Washington, D.C. - Even with Obama's stunting success in winning more state delegates than Clinton, Hillary still holds a commanding lead over him in the number of "uncommitted" supperdelegates (elected officials) she controls going int...
A popular Sat Nav system has inadvertently led a provisional driver from Leeds to the mythical Scottish town of Brigadoon. The driver, who does not wish to be named, passed his test just 2 weeks ago and received the "Tom-Dick-Harry" Satelli...
Fresh from her breakthrough performance as the young Bob Dylan in "I'm Not There", actress Kate Blanchet has signed to play the young Ozzie Osbourne in his film bio entitled "I Can't Talk."...
Dublin - St. Patrick's Day, the largest festival in Ireland, is to be moved from March 17th to November 4th, it was revealed today. The change comes after much pressure from the Gardai (Irish police service) to the Irish government.
One of Britain's iconic TV entertainers, Bruce Forsyth who claims he is 35 years-old but looks about 80 has just announced that he is to be engaged to Heather Mills. Forsyth met his latest love a...
'Singer' Celine Dion has made her most public threat yet. In a recorded video-taped message broadcast on Al Jazeera television, Dion - to a backing track of her excruciating song 'Think T...
A United States Air Force B-2 stealth bomber - one of the most expensive military aircraft in the world - has gone missing on a routine training mission over the Pacific Ocean.
Mr Paul Gascoigne, the former Newcastle United mental patient, has had talks with Magpies' manager Kevin Keegan, and is expected to sign a contract later this afternoon.
US and A - Defense lawyers are calling it a case of political correctness gone awry, but the USPA intends to file a class action lawsuit against anyone who has used the word "sandwich"© in vain during the previous ten years.
As New York City plans to close its Off-Track Betting parlors, crusty old gents will have to find other worn-down, rat-infested locations to spend an afternoon making lousy decisions, cursing and losing what little money they scraped together from co...
US and A - Despite a visible handicap that may have resulted from a pubescent trading-card-induced-repetitive-stress-injury, Fred "Don't Ask" Cleveland outscored his opponent Barry "Dingle" Washington in the Dungeons & Dragons...
Hollywood was rocked by recently published findings indicating what no one ever dared suspect: that vacant starlet Kate Bosworth, 25, is capable of more than two facial expressions.
Rabat, Morocco - (MyFakeSpaceBook Mess): A Morrocan who has been jailed for setting up a spoof Fakebook entry in the name of one of King Mohammed of Morocco's brothers has said that 99% of all Fakebook accounts are totally bogus and that he has b...
At a press conference this afternoon, Presidential hopeful Senator John McCain categorically denied inserting his penis in lobbyist Vicki Iseman's vagina.