Andy "Freddie" Flintoff today made a quiet return to cricket in the heat of India. Several short bowling spells followed by a promising knock of 17 not out were just what was needed for the England superstar.
From 2009 onwards, Wimbledon, the home of lawn tennis for so many years, will be hosting water polo instead of its usual game.
Dallas, Texas - (Texas School Book Suppository Mess): Grassy Noel, the Italian mafioso credited with complicity in the JFK assassination by Lee Harvey Oswald, has slammed newly released documents claiming to be transcripts of Oswald and Ruby planning...
The tragic glut of suicides sweeping across the little Welsh hamlet of Bridgend doesn't seem to be slowing down, with another teenage suicide today. A journalist is so concerned that he has put up a £5,000 reward for any information revealing a l...
Egg card has today announced it has lost its charismatic figurehead, Raul the dolphin, in the wake of 81 year old Communist Leader Fidel Castro's resignation.
Troubled songstress Amy Winehouse has today changed her name by deed poll to 'Troubled' in an attempt to help the press define her current troubled circumstances.
More civil unrest in Brown's Britain - this time the stage was set outside the offices of Nestle UK, where hundreds of angry customers were demanding that the Texan bar is permanently reinstated.
Washington, D.C. - At a news conference today, Vice President Cheney discussed his career plans once he leaves office.
(New York-NY) Famous popular fiction author John Grisham, whose mega selling novels include "The Firm" and "The Rainmaker", says he doesn't care if he's remembered 50 years from now.
Fidel Castro, the self-proclaimed leader of Cuba since 1959, has steeped down as President and has asked his country to elect wildcard Republican politician Ron Paul as his successor.
BEIJING, CHINA - In a firm clampdown on its dirty ways, Beijing's local government Party is considering a ban on all nocturnal emissions in advance of hosting the 2008 Summer Olympics, according to a government insider that leaked the story.
(MIDLANDS) Police were today conducting a house-to-house search after a man was reported to have eaten a dead dog in a residential street in Birmingham. The man is thought to have been Irish.
In what is being called by some a gesture of brotherhood in the middle east, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad offered to help Israel move sometime in the near future.
December 12 2009 - The Chinese Navy ignored President Obama's "Grave Concern's " and entered the Strait of Formosa last night.
Sir David Attenborough, the iconic British broadcaster, is to receive a Lifetime Achievement Award from the BBC for his long and distinguished service to the animal kingdom. He is also to be honoured by the Queen.
Los Angeles, California - (Bad Ass Mess): Sordid Arabia's Ministry of Security and National Intelligence (sic) is playing down reports that the US tribute act known as...
It was confirmed today that the Cuban leader Fidel Castro will retire to Castro, San Francisco. Since gaining power in 1958, Castro has ruled Cuba ever since.
An investigation is underway today in Co. Donegal, Ireland after a large glowing yellow circle was spotted in the sky. Several eye witnesses said they had never seen the like of it.
Humans sometimes blink their eyes. It lubricates the surface of the eye, and gives a welcome break in the monotony to the visual cortex.
Fidel Castro resigned as president of Cuba on Tuesday, saying he wants to travel home and abroad while he's still not a vegetable.
As predicted here in TheSpoof.com as recently as last week, the government has decided to nationalise Newcastle United because results under Kevin...
Mohamed Al Fayed, the Harrods boss, today retracted part of an astonishing statement he made yesterday outside the inquest into the deaths of Diana Princess of Tarts, and Dodi Al Fayed, her sometime...
London - (Third Reich Mess): The official Blue Plaque commemorating Adolf Hitler's contributions to the UK is to be torn down just as soon as his elder daughter, the Hellfire Club tribute act masquerading as the Puppet Monarch Elizabeth II, final...
The dust has not settled on Toshiba's announcement about its defeat in the Blue Ray vs HD-DVD battle but tech journalists are already waiting for the next format war.
London - (Psychotic Mayor of London Mess): Luxury car manufacturers have clubbed together to nail delusional psychotic gangster and Mayor of London Ken Livingstone after his latest outburst of congestion charge egomania claptrap.
Havana - (Double Maduro Mess): The popular cold war tribute act who has played the role of Cuba's Fidel Castro for the last 25 years has announced his retirement.
HAVANA Cigars - Ailing leader Fidel Castro resigned as Cuba's president from his nearly 50 year reign early Tuesday, saying in a letter published in online official media that he would not accept a new term when the newly elected parliament meets...
Imagine having a young, vibrant, intelligent, single daughter, and your only child, at your side during the political campaign of a lifetime! And, she is quite savvy, in part, from having a Stanford, then, an Oxford University degree and now is deali...