Funny story:  God advices Man on perfect woman to marry

God advices Man on perfect woman to marry

God advises a Man living in New found land on how to marry the perfect woman.
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Funny story:  NAACP Announces 'Colored' Okay To Use

NAACP Announces 'Colored' Okay To Use

The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) announced today that it is acceptable once again to use the word 'Colored' when referring to non-caucasian people.
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Funny story:  John McCain Chooses Reagan's Former Co-Star "Bonzo" as Running Mate

John McCain Chooses Reagan's Former Co-Star "Bonzo" as Running Mate

Washington Zoo - To appease the conservative right in the Republican Party, John McCain has chosen someone even the Gipper himself would have to approve of, Bonzo. In reality Bonzo is the great grandson of the original Bonzo who appeared in movies wi...
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Funny story:  Psychics, Pundits, Obama and Hillary

Psychics, Pundits, Obama and Hillary

Psychics sit back and look over your shoulder to read the past and future. They insist they see things as clearly as the desk. They haven't a clue who you are, yet they can tell amazing stories. News pundits study opinion polls, scrutinize speeches, writings and voting habits to understand the ranking of the hour's favorite candidate. They give opinions on news programs: "Obama used t...
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Funny story:  Sean Bean beaten by old gay hairdresser

Sean Bean beaten by old gay hairdresser

Default movie bad guy Sean Bean was spotted shopping near Belsize Park and looking cautiously around, sporting a huge bump on the head, so huge not even professional movie make-up could conceal it.
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Funny story:  Bear starts new life in hiding

Bear starts new life in hiding

A teddy bear who was jailed in Sudan last November has started a new life away from the public eye after months of uncertainty over his fate. At one point he feared for his life as Sudanese prosecutors pushed for the death penalty to be applied to hi...
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Funny story:  Funniest Film ever made, discovered in Cellar is to be nominated for Oscars

Funniest Film ever made, discovered in Cellar is to be nominated for Oscars

What has got to be the funniest film ever seen has been re-discovered in a cellar where it has lain for over 30 years. It was, at the time of its release, considered to be so dangerous to anyone with even the slighte...
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Funny story:  Carina-eta lost cherry to Dad

Carina-eta lost cherry to Dad

Carina-eta born Carina-ta Funk Bucket today admitted she lost her cherry to Dad Farmer.
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Funny story:  S.I. Swimsuit Models Describe Terrifying Conditions Shooting the Famous Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

S.I. Swimsuit Models Describe Terrifying Conditions Shooting the Famous Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

A group of swimsuit models from a recent Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition have filed complaints against the magazine due to "unsafe and inhumane working conditions and standards." Cathy Scotland, Nellie MacPerson, and Holly Simons are suing i...
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Funny story:  Presidential Driver Admits Bush Moons From Limo

Presidential Driver Admits Bush Moons From Limo

Alfred Nickelback, a soon to be retired driver of the Presidential Limo after nearly 40 years, revealed today the President Bush likes to moon people from behind the tinted glass. Nickelback says that it started with the Democratic National Head...
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Funny story:  Metal Detectorist Detects Himself

Metal Detectorist Detects Himself

After a four day manhunt, police in Suffolk discovered distressed Arthur Hann, 61, of Wickambrook wandering around in a circle in a field. Apparently Mr Hann had left home on Monday lunchtime with his metal detector in order to follow his hobby.
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Funny story:  Ron Paul Calls Press Conference; One Reporter Attends

Ron Paul Calls Press Conference; One Reporter Attends

Today, Ron Paul held a press conference in his underground bunker to discuss his plans for the country. One reporter attended, providing The Spoof with this exclusive story.
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Funny story:  Britney to Celebrate "Rehab Lice Ate My Extensions" Spoof Anniversary

Britney to Celebrate "Rehab Lice Ate My Extensions" Spoof Anniversary

Los Angeles, Ca - (Farcial Mess): Singer Britney Spears has vowed to celebrate the first anniversary of the TheSpoof.com's Rehab Lice Ate My Extensions story with a pilgrimage to the hairdressing salon which lent her the shears.
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Funny story:  Bear Woman Plans World Tour

Bear Woman Plans World Tour

Mrs Gillian Gibbons, the 54 year-old schoolteacher from somewhere in Liverpool, has decided to go on a World Tour to see how many religions she can insult.
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Funny story:  Prince William: the day they told me I'd never be King

Prince William: the day they told me I'd never be King

Buckingham Palace - (Republican Mess): Prince William has told pals about the first time he was officially told he had less chance of ever becoming King of England than the dodgy one-armed Jihadi known as Abu Hamza.
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Funny story:  Bridgend Suicides Linked To Torchwood

Bridgend Suicides Linked To Torchwood

The sudden inexplicable glut of teen suicides in the tiny Welsh Village of Bridgend has been linked with the dire "Sci-Fi" series Torchwood, set in Wales.
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Funny story:  Paula Abdul farts and smell halts filming of American Idol

Paula Abdul farts and smell halts filming of American Idol

The ordinarily fragrant Paula Abdul caused filming of the current series of American Idol to be halted for a full hour after she broke wind.
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Funny story:  Shrinks rap Trump's coat of arms fiasco

Shrinks rap Trump's coat of arms fiasco

Aberneedhsire, Scotland - (Risible Mess): Forensic psychiatrists have been called in by Scotland's heraldic council The Court of the Lord Lyin' Rampant to evaluate Donald Trump's latest foray into megalomania with the unauthorise...
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Funny story:  Thursday's lunar eclipse: Spears, Winehouse, Hilton teetering again on fairy la-la land crack-up

Thursday's lunar eclipse: Spears, Winehouse, Hilton teetering again on fairy la-la land crack-up

The Cosmos - (Psychotic Mess): This week's eclipsed full moon spells crack-up time for the fragile narcotic-fuelled egos of Fairy la-la Land according to predictions in California's LA FagHagSlagMag, the top celeb gossip news site.
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Funny story:  Laika the Russian Space Dog, Returns to Earth

Laika the Russian Space Dog, Returns to Earth

Laika, the little dog sent into space by the Russians during the middle of the 20th century, has made a triumphant and unexpected return to Earth.
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Funny story:  Robert Mugabe Empties Zimbabwe

Robert Mugabe Empties Zimbabwe

News has emerged that President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugababy has persecuted so many of the citizens, that there is nobody left. All the residents of the once prosperous South African Nation have disappeared. It is be...
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Funny story:  CIA Head of Satire: Bush's toxic Top Gun posse dogging rogue satellite

CIA Head of Satire: Bush's toxic Top Gun posse dogging rogue satellite

Washington AC/DC - (Psychotic Mess): "It ain't the rogue satellite's hydrazine that's the toxic mess so much," a Pentagon spokesman admitted today.
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Funny story:  Delia Smith's 'How To Cheat At Cooking' Slammed By Critics

Delia Smith's 'How To Cheat At Cooking' Slammed By Critics

The new cookery book by recently canonised football manager Delia Smith has been slammed by critics and fellow celebrity chefs as "immoral".
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Funny story:  European Union Legislation Turd Standards Fails TheSpoof.com's Turd

European Union Legislation Turd Standards Fails TheSpoof.com's Turd

The European Commission for standardising products has today slapped a big, wet ban on the TheSpoof.com's famous turd picture as "imperfect." The commission, which has in the past smashed
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Funny story:  Bridgend Hangings Prompt Council To Erect Gallows

Bridgend Hangings Prompt Council To Erect Gallows

Council chiefs in Bridgend are to erect a gallows after the suicide rate in the Welsh town has recently soared to an all-time high, and has attracted a record number of tourists clamouring for a gawp
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Funny story:  Steve Fossett Found 'Dead'

Steve Fossett Found 'Dead'

Steve Fossett, the millionaire businessman missing since last year after his single-engine plane disappeared over the Nevada desert, has been found "dead".
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Funny story:  Top Ten Major Discrepancies on the New Coast Guard Cutter Bertholf

Top Ten Major Discrepancies on the New Coast Guard Cutter Bertholf

10. The heads back up whenever the scullery is in use.
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Funny story:  USMC, CG May Develop Non-Traditional Weapons Systems Together

USMC, CG May Develop Non-Traditional Weapons Systems Together

WASHINGTON, DC - In his second State of the Coast Guard speech, Admiral Thad Allen, 23rd Commandant of the U.S. Coast Guard, announced that due to secure communications shortfalls the first National Security Cutter, Coast Guard Cutter Bertholf, would...
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Funny story:  "Soni Neutralizes Vaginal Odor Or It's Free!"

"Soni Neutralizes Vaginal Odor Or It's Free!"

Gets Rid of Fishy Vaginal Odor From The Inside Out Leaves You Fresh Naturally...
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Funny story:  'Ugliest Woman in the world'

'Ugliest Woman in the world'

A wealthy female lawyer says she must be the ugliest woman in the world after having 5,000 marriage proposals turned down...
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Funny story:  Advertising stupid women

Advertising stupid women

As part of the nature/culture division (Ortner 1974), we see numerous representations of stupid women in popular culture. The division of the world into the male symbolic realm of culture and the female domestic realm leaves women as intellectually inferior.
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Funny story:  Self-confessed fat woman

Self-confessed fat woman

Boy-lady lesbian confesses to being fat and not having a boyfriend because men don't want freaks of nature.
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Funny story:  A Few Minutes in the Life of a Superdelegate

A Few Minutes in the Life of a Superdelegate

A month ago Dan Smith was an overworked Democratic pol.
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Funny story:  A Dead FAX Machine Comes to Life, Judas, GW, and the Environment

A Dead FAX Machine Comes to Life, Judas, GW, and the Environment

Recently, I was slaving away at my desk. As someone who is always in the pursuit of the newest nuance in American culture that rocks the American political scene, I was looking for pictures of a very attractive starlet-without any clothes on. As a picture was beginning to appear on my computer screen, the lights on a long dead FAX machine flashed.
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