The Royal Netherlands Army or Koninklijke Landmacht (LandLubbers) are in crisis. Recent involvement in conflicts in Iraq and Afganistan mean they are fast loosing their beloved neutral identities.
CLEVELAND, OHIO -- In a self-policing move to fend off possible Congressional hearings into the use of performance enhancing drugs by top musical recording artists, the Rock-n-Roll Hall of Fame announced today it will purge itself of any music made b...
In a move that startled even his most ardent admirers, President George Bush announced this week that the government is going out of business. Kaput. Finis.
All is not what it seems on the latest series of American Idol. Yes we have a succession of wannabes putting themselves through the butt clenchingly embarrassing series of auditions. Yes we have the usual collection of sob stories of youngsters who w...
In a taped conversation with Steve Kroft of 60 Minutes, President Bush revealed that he was born on another planet. The admission stunned everyone in the studio, including Kroft. What follows is a transcript of the ensuing conversation.
Chicago woman, Olivia Fischer, has survived the worst nite of her life after becoming trapped in an elevator with, not one, but two world record holders.
Times Square, New York - (Starkers Mess): New York's Naked Cowboy is suing a parody of himself created by men from Mars Inc.
Washington D.C. -- Sen. Arlen Specter (R-PA) announced today that he will hold hearings to investigate alleged cheating by an owner in the Greater Mid-West Fantasy Football League.
Dar es Salaam, Tanzania (Reuterus) - Speaking through an interpreter this morning, US President "Curious George" W. Bush talked about a profound sense of 'rightfullness' upon returning to his ancestral African home.
When approached by an impartial observer, the chief editor of TheSpoof.com, Mark Lowton, was asked to account for the claimed 4,250 budding writers he has in his books. Suspicions were aroused when one writer and well known plagiarist and lover of ba...
It became painfully obvious during the development of the upcoming Barbara Wawa's prime-time in-depth interview with President Bush, that the President had no idea that the controversial interrogation technique of "waterboarding", which...
Chinese restaurants are rushing to add Beagle to their menus after Uno captured the hearts of fans at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show this week, figuring there will be an upswing in requests for the happy, playful breed.
According to a source in the FCC that wanted to remain anonymous the federal agency has decided to ban live television. This is in part to the vulgar that Jane Fonda used on NBC's Today show.
London - (Matrimonial Mess): "Don't be fooled by all that wholesome veggie-burger psychobabble nonsense, M'Lud," Paul McCartney's attorney told a divorce court judge today. "My client's wife is a walking dispensary of...
Doha, Qatar - (Mixed Doubles Mess): Women's world number two seed Serbian Ana Ivanovic has hit back at press stories linking Russia's Maria Sharapova and Roger Federer romantically as "lurid crap" and denied the Swiss twelve times g...
London - (Farcial Mess): A South Korean genetics company told Diana's inquest today that they have successfully cloned the late Princess from some fingernail clippings supplied by Paul Burrell.
Kigali - (Bestiality Mess): Thousands of endangered, rare-species gorillas have mutinied in their reservations ahead of George W Bush's flying visit this weekend prompted by presidential baby ape-cuddling photo-op fears.
Following the success of the Mosquito anti-teenager alarm, which works by emitting a high-pitched sound that only teenagers can hear, the company responsible has produced its new Mark III version. This works by releasing thousands of real mosquitoes...
President George Bush cited the success of the Chinese waterboarding team in Darfur to justify his support for the new sport widely regarded as torture.
The exhaustive and costly enquiry into the tragic deaths of Diana Princess of Wales and her rich Arab playboy boyfriend Dodi Al-Fayed took on a new twist this week. Rich Arab Mohammed Al-Fayed, who owns Harrods, claims to have confidential leaked doc...
TheSpoof.com, the satirical news website, has announced a plan to ban certain types of story from its pages after complaints that some material submitted is "a little too near the edge".
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Peter Greenway has created controversy each time he has aimed his camera. In his latest iconoclastic point and shoot the British film artist has found a way to cinematically animate the still paintings of the masters. he will start with Da Vinci'...
The British citizenry has risen en masse to protest US worst President in history, this time for his attempt to use the terror attacks on London as justification for his use of the deplorable torture called waterboarding.