Tokyo, Japan - Japanese government officials took immediate action to ban the Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana 3D Movie: "Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour," after it was reported that a number of Japanese adolescents suddenly came down with seizu...
Corpus Christi, Texas (IPP) - The upcoming eclipse of February 20th clearly signals the end of times according to both religious and scientific sources.
Barack Obama is picking up momentum in what could be a dead-or near-dead heat in the final delegate count at the Democratic Party's Convention in late August in Denver, Colorado.
Darwin, Australia (IPP) - Octopus ownership has soared in Australia and it is now believed that pet Octopuses (an accepted variant of the word Octopi) now out number pet kangaroos. The fad is so popular that by law the word Octopus must now be capit...
Bush Dude Ranch, TX - The road to balancing the budget runs out of Iraq, according to the Bush 2009 budget plan. In it, he plans to spend only $70 Billion in 2009 (down from all prior years) and nothing at all after 2009.
London - (Preposterous Mess): Kate Middleton has given Prince William a St Valentine's Day ultimatum: take the Harley Street gay cure, buy the ring, make the announcement "or the homoerotic video footage gets posted on the Royal AC/DC Chann...
TV and movie writers are thrilled about their new contract and eager to get back to penning sophomoric TV shows that Americans crave. Union chief Hop Russell said, "They're sick and tired of writing their kids' term papers."...
Victoria Beckham, the celebrity wife of footballer David Beckham, admitted on Panorama last night that she was actually born a bloke and changed gender two years before her first Spice Girls album. Her revelations have sent shock waves around the wor...
A virgin high school freshman has filed a lawsuit against her health teacher for "refusing to show her how to have sex." Laura Morris, was unsure how to have sex, so she went to seek help from her health teacher, Derrick Caldwell.
Lassie, beloved star of the world of canine films is to team up with Derek Acorah for a new series called 'Claire Voyance - Dog Detective'.
London - (Litigious Mess): Bailiffs acting for a Bahriani princeling's recovery of Michael Jackson-owed debts have swooped on secret bank accounts held by the singer, funded by slush funds generated by former Saudi ambassador to the US Prince Ban...
London - (Trick or Treat Mess): Leading UK auction house Sotheby's has said it often tests the waters on suspect clients like the US envoy to London Robert 'Katie' Holmes Tuttle by locking them up overnight at their Mayfair premises.
Spook HQ, London - (Treasonous Mess): The Pretender to the Puppet Throne has been on the KGB payroll ever since his 1981 wedding to Lady Diana Spencer according to UK spooks' CEO Sir John 'Captain' Scarlett.
Detectives investigating the death of a man whose decapitated body was found behind a row of shops in north London have identified the body as that of Abu Hamza who was jailed for seven years in 2007 for inciting racial hatred in Lon...
Camden Town - (Infernal Mess): Babyshambles singer is rallying pals to stage a benefit gig for Camden's Whorely Arms which burnt down in a mysterious blaze this weekend.
Mount Palomar, California (IPP) - Professor Dr. Povenmire Finootch is warning third world countries that he will destroy the moon on the night of February, 20th unless these countries deposit money into his paypal account.
The Democratic Party today announced it had purchased the remnants of the Republican Party for $57 million.
Miley Cyrus has had to cancel plans for a short tour of European cities after a row between her management and the European Commission over her name.
Keira Knightley has today vowed that she will not accept either Baftas or Oscars for her role in romantic British drama Atonement.
Following the ill-received speech by the Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Roman Williams, on Sharia law being adopted across the U.K, fire and brimstone has rained down over parts of London overnight.
Turkey has agreed to lift a ban on the Islamic headscarf in universities as an issue of human rights and freedoms-misleading expressions that in the past 30 years have divinely unleashed massive Islamism while suppressing the immemorial nationalism.
Professor Tubbalard of O. B. S U has been study the habits of very fat people and seat belt use.
WASHINGTON, DC - Vice President Cheney signed on to a brief filed by a majority of Congress yesterday that urged the Supreme Court to uphold a ruling that the District of Columbia's handgun ban is unconstitutional, breaking with his own administr...
Scientists from the US National Marine Fisheries Service report that a leatherback turtle which they equipped with a tracking device migrated from Indonesia to Oregon to Hawaii, total of 13,000 miles. The amazing migration took about 2 years.
Sending thousands of volts of electricity through the body of a restrained human being has been declared unconstitutional by the Nebraska State Supreme Court. Nebraska State Solicitor, J. Kill 'Em Kirk Brown argued that the law did not require th...
Paul Orchard, a 37 year old Bismarck, ND truck driver, told a newspaper today that he couldn't care less about Britney Spears recent mental breakdown, her sister Jamie Lynn's pregnancy or Ron Paul's candidacy.
Strange things have been happening in the Obama campaign. The couple's purchase of an Hyannis Port seaside mansion is just the beginning. Media have observed front lawn football games with people described as Barack's big family, most of whom...
Shock-jock Don Imus once again is under fire for an on-air comment. During an afternoon broadcast on Wednesday, Imus referred to the nationally ranked girls soccer team at St. Elizabeth's, a private high school in the midwest, as a bunch of "...
Concern is growing over the fate of a British backpacker, Mr. Rupert Spliff-Toker, convicted in a Sharia court in Teheran of possessing cannabis.
Following months of wrangling between international adoption agencies, a young girl known only as "Sharia" from a war torn country has been adopted by a family from Manchester in the north of England.