A horse named Norman who regularly propped up the bar at a trendy London pub has been barred by a landlady worried about her new carpets.
The thoroughbred used to enjoy a pint of John Smiths bitter and a packet of pickled onion crisps alongside ow...
Shaggable yes, but imagine spending the rest of your life with her. This is the wife David Cameron claims was a "Wild Child" in her youth as he tries to pep up his image.
But, as our exclusive picture of a young Samantha shows, "Mild Child" might...
As a New Years Resolution I promise to never write a headline like this again, but I really needed an end of year pick-me-up to gain points and catch up with the other more puerile pandering writers on this site!
To all of you addicted readers a...
Hyannis Ma/ Boston Globe - In an effort to refloat her fast sinking chances to gain the NY Senate Extra Wide Seat of departing Hillary Clinton, the horse faced debutante has agreed to a complete make over, starting with her face!
Although the fi...
SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - Former NBA star and TNT color commentator Charles Barkley, 45, (aka Sir Charles) was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving.
Barkley who tips the scales at 495 pounds was stopped by Scottsdale police officer Guido Ches...
The office of President-elect Barack Obama issued a statement yesterday stating that they would be willing to postpone the January 20th inauguration for an unspecified period of time due to the "unprecedented set of crises the nation faces".
"We...
NBA game commentator Charles Barkley was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving early Wednesday morning in Scottsdale, Arizona after the basketball legend was spotted allegedly running a stop sign around 1:30 a.m., according to Gilbert police...
In a disastrous mix-up, the Israeli army has invaded Paul Gascoigne, the alcoholic ex-footballer who is also known by his nickname 'Gazza'.
The Israeli Ambassador to Newcastle would not answer any questions but gave this statement: "One of our spi...
Pringles, the manufacturers of weird shaped potato snack products, have enraged hardcore Pringl-ites.
The decision to market their latest snack product in a bag has horrified supporters.
One man who refused to be named said "If I wanted a bag b...
Bergen, Norway/ Cruiser News - In a follow up to their announcement of the new cruise ship, SS Bloat, detailed earlier in The Spoof, the iconoclast cruise line announced further enhancements for "the ultimate trip of a life-time", with the naming of...
London/ Icelandic Times - Admitting defeat, financial guru Bernie Madoff officially threw in the towel and turned over the reigns to his official title of "Mister Green the Money Machine" to Nobel Peace Prize winner, Al "Tubby" Gore and his boutique...
Honolulu, Hawaii/ Gourmet Magazine - Nonplussed by escalating, frantic demands from his Congressional leaders to rush through an emergency stimulus package for his starving, unemployed constituents, "The Magic Negro", as he was dubbed by a liberal LA...
There was good news for Steven Gerrard today, when hundreds of Liverpool's staunchest supporters made a tremendous gesture towards the Anfield club and their captain when they said they would happily go to pison and serve time for him so that he coul...
Ferris Bumbleton has been announced as coach of the Louisiana 49'ers baseball team for next summers World Series.
Bumbleton, a highly qualified psychologist and motivator, admits that he doesn't know much about the game of baseball but team bosses...
An ambulance crew of two in Brighton was today suspended, after allegedly 'trying to keep a patient alive'. A telephone operator received an emergency 999 call last month from an injured man, but kept the line open after she heard the crew suggesting...
Today the British tiddlywinks gold medal winner, Chris Ahoy, was honoured in the New Year's honours list.
'It's an honour to be honoured', Ahoy said, 'I'm the first Briton since 1899 to win 5 gold medals at tiddlywinks. The Americans can't match t...
The problems facing the Australian youth of today are well documented. Day after day we witness the highs & lows of the contestants on Australia's two biggest reality TV shows, 'Home & Away' & 'Neighbours'.
I'm here reporting under...
Stoke City football club, currently languishing precariously in 18th place in the Premier League, and undergoing something of a crisis at the moment, have unveiled their new shirt sponsors - the British National Party (BNP).
Stoke, in the Potterie...
PALMER, Alaska - Bristol Palin and her boyfriend Levi Johnston are $300,000 richer thanks to the arrival of their baby, 7 lb. 4 oz. Tripp Easton Mitchel Johnston.
The hunting publication, Moose Monthly Review paid Palin and Johnston for the exclu...
Chicago - Defying U.S. Senate leaders and his own state's lawmakers, Gov. Rod Blagojevich on Tuesday sold president elect Obama car while he was vacationing in Hawaii.
Blagojevich, accused of trying to sell Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidd...
Tehran - President of Iran, Itoldyou Imnotsobad has lashed out at recent Israeli attacks on Palestinians in the Gaza declaring Israel has overreacted.
In an interview with Al-Jazeera Imnotsobad explained "All I said was that I like hummus."
"T...
The Story of Creation
Genesis 1:1 - 2:3
In the beginning, before God got to creating stuff there weren't much around. 'Cept darkness and water. Nothing else, though. God would fix that PDQ.
The first day God must've got tired of wandering around in the dark because He made light. I reckon He was happy with it 'cause He seperated from it the dark- sorta like you would put all your bolts in o...
While walking from his car to his office Monday, embattled governor, Rod Blagojevich's toupe worked loose and blew down the street, completely covering a car and blocking a driver's view of the road.
"It was like a Wooly Mammoth suddenly slammed o...