Funny story:  Norman the Horse forced to sober up

Norman the Horse forced to sober up

A horse named Norman who regularly propped up the bar at a trendy London pub has been barred by a landlady worried about her new carpets. The thoroughbred used to enjoy a pint of John Smiths bitter and a packet of pickled onion crisps alongside ow...
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Funny story:  Cameron's wife 'More Toff than Goff' claims friend

Cameron's wife 'More Toff than Goff' claims friend

Shaggable yes, but imagine spending the rest of your life with her. This is the wife David Cameron claims was a "Wild Child" in her youth as he tries to pep up his image. But, as our exclusive picture of a young Samantha shows, "Mild Child" might...
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Funny story:  Britney Spears, Hanna Montana Nudes Featured in 2009 Calendar Showing ALL

Britney Spears, Hanna Montana Nudes Featured in 2009 Calendar Showing ALL

As a New Years Resolution I promise to never write a headline like this again, but I really needed an end of year pick-me-up to gain points and catch up with the other more puerile pandering writers on this site! To all of you addicted readers a...
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Funny story:  Caroline Kennedy Agrees to be Next Face Transplant Patient In Order to Increase Senate Chances!

Caroline Kennedy Agrees to be Next Face Transplant Patient In Order to Increase Senate Chances!

Hyannis Ma/ Boston Globe - In an effort to refloat her fast sinking chances to gain the NY Senate Extra Wide Seat of departing Hillary Clinton, the horse faced debutante has agreed to a complete make over, starting with her face! Although the fi...
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Funny story:  Charles Barkley Arrested: "Hey It Was Listerine"

Charles Barkley Arrested: "Hey It Was Listerine"

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - Former NBA star and TNT color commentator Charles Barkley, 45, (aka Sir Charles) was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. Barkley who tips the scales at 495 pounds was stopped by Scottsdale police officer Guido Ches...
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Funny story:  Obama Team Seeks To Postpone Inauguration

Obama Team Seeks To Postpone Inauguration

The office of President-elect Barack Obama issued a statement yesterday stating that they would be willing to postpone the January 20th inauguration for an unspecified period of time due to the "unprecedented set of crises the nation faces". "We...
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Funny story:  Charles Barkley May Face DUI Charges

Charles Barkley May Face DUI Charges

NBA game commentator Charles Barkley was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving early Wednesday morning in Scottsdale, Arizona after the basketball legend was spotted allegedly running a stop sign around 1:30 a.m., according to Gilbert police...
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Funny story:  Israel invades Paul Gascoigne

Israel invades Paul Gascoigne

In a disastrous mix-up, the Israeli army has invaded Paul Gascoigne, the alcoholic ex-footballer who is also known by his nickname 'Gazza'. The Israeli Ambassador to Newcastle would not answer any questions but gave this statement: "One of our spi...
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Funny story:  New Pringles Select enrages fans

New Pringles Select enrages fans

Pringles, the manufacturers of weird shaped potato snack products, have enraged hardcore Pringl-ites. The decision to market their latest snack product in a bag has horrified supporters. One man who refused to be named said "If I wanted a bag b...
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Funny story:  Uff Da Cruise Lines Names Dr. Kevorkian Cruise Director: "A Trip to Die For" Says Travel Channel!

Uff Da Cruise Lines Names Dr. Kevorkian Cruise Director: "A Trip to Die For" Says Travel Channel!

Bergen, Norway/ Cruiser News - In a follow up to their announcement of the new cruise ship, SS Bloat, detailed earlier in The Spoof, the iconoclast cruise line announced further enhancements for "the ultimate trip of a life-time", with the naming of...
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Funny story:  Madoff Hands Off Investment Arm to Al Gore: Church of England Buys in for Millions!

Madoff Hands Off Investment Arm to Al Gore: Church of England Buys in for Millions!

London/ Icelandic Times - Admitting defeat, financial guru Bernie Madoff officially threw in the towel and turned over the reigns to his official title of "Mister Green the Money Machine" to Nobel Peace Prize winner, Al "Tubby" Gore and his boutique...
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Funny story:  Obama's Response to Dem Leaders Urging Immediate Stimulus Plan: Let 'em Eat Spam!

Obama's Response to Dem Leaders Urging Immediate Stimulus Plan: Let 'em Eat Spam!

Honolulu, Hawaii/ Gourmet Magazine - Nonplussed by escalating, frantic demands from his Congressional leaders to rush through an emergency stimulus package for his starving, unemployed constituents, "The Magic Negro", as he was dubbed by a liberal LA...
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Funny story:  Steven Gerrard Latest: Liverpool Fans Say They Will Do Gerrard's 'Prison Time' For Him

Steven Gerrard Latest: Liverpool Fans Say They Will Do Gerrard's 'Prison Time' For Him

There was good news for Steven Gerrard today, when hundreds of Liverpool's staunchest supporters made a tremendous gesture towards the Anfield club and their captain when they said they would happily go to pison and serve time for him so that he coul...
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Funny story:  Psychologist to coach Louisiana 49'ers

Psychologist to coach Louisiana 49'ers

Ferris Bumbleton has been announced as coach of the Louisiana 49'ers baseball team for next summers World Series. Bumbleton, a highly qualified psychologist and motivator, admits that he doesn't know much about the game of baseball but team bosses...
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Funny story:  Ambulance crew suspended for 'trying to keep a patient alive'

Ambulance crew suspended for 'trying to keep a patient alive'

An ambulance crew of two in Brighton was today suspended, after allegedly 'trying to keep a patient alive'. A telephone operator received an emergency 999 call last month from an injured man, but kept the line open after she heard the crew suggesting...
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Funny story:  British tiddlywinks medal winner honoured

British tiddlywinks medal winner honoured

Today the British tiddlywinks gold medal winner, Chris Ahoy, was honoured in the New Year's honours list. 'It's an honour to be honoured', Ahoy said, 'I'm the first Briton since 1899 to win 5 gold medals at tiddlywinks. The Americans can't match t...
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Funny story:  Australian Reality TV Show Suicide Cult investigated.

Australian Reality TV Show Suicide Cult investigated.

The problems facing the Australian youth of today are well documented. Day after day we witness the highs & lows of the contestants on Australia's two biggest reality TV shows, 'Home & Away' & 'Neighbours'. I'm here reporting under...
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Funny story:  Stoke City Unveil New Sponsor: The BNP

Stoke City Unveil New Sponsor: The BNP

Stoke City football club, currently languishing precariously in 18th place in the Premier League, and undergoing something of a crisis at the moment, have unveiled their new shirt sponsors - the British National Party (BNP). Stoke, in the Potterie...
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Funny story:  Bristol Palin, 18, Sells First Baby's Photos For $300,000

Bristol Palin, 18, Sells First Baby's Photos For $300,000

PALMER, Alaska - Bristol Palin and her boyfriend Levi Johnston are $300,000 richer thanks to the arrival of their baby, 7 lb. 4 oz. Tripp Easton Mitchel Johnston. The hunting publication, Moose Monthly Review paid Palin and Johnston for the exclu...
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Funny story:  Blagojevich Sells Obama's Car

Blagojevich Sells Obama's Car

Chicago - Defying U.S. Senate leaders and his own state's lawmakers, Gov. Rod Blagojevich on Tuesday sold president elect Obama car while he was vacationing in Hawaii. Blagojevich, accused of trying to sell Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidd...
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Funny story:  Itoldyou Imnotsobad Supports Hummus

Itoldyou Imnotsobad Supports Hummus

Tehran - President of Iran, Itoldyou Imnotsobad has lashed out at recent Israeli attacks on Palestinians in the Gaza declaring Israel has overreacted. In an interview with Al-Jazeera Imnotsobad explained "All I said was that I like hummus." "T...
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Funny story:  Redneck Bible Interpretation: Genesis 1:1 - 2:3

Redneck Bible Interpretation: Genesis 1:1 - 2:3

The Story of Creation Genesis 1:1 - 2:3 In the beginning, before God got to creating stuff there weren't much around. 'Cept darkness and water. Nothing else, though. God would fix that PDQ. The first day God must've got tired of wandering around in the dark because He made light. I reckon He was happy with it 'cause He seperated from it the dark- sorta like you would put all your bolts in o...
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Funny story:  Blagojevich's Toupe Causes Accident

Blagojevich's Toupe Causes Accident

While walking from his car to his office Monday, embattled governor, Rod Blagojevich's toupe worked loose and blew down the street, completely covering a car and blocking a driver's view of the road. "It was like a Wooly Mammoth suddenly slammed o...
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