Funny story:  Woolworths Sales Assistant Stripped Naked By Frenzied Bargain-Hunting Shoppers

Woolworths Sales Assistant Stripped Naked By Frenzied Bargain-Hunting Shoppers

As the curtain finally came down on 99 years of trading at Woolworths, police had to be called to a store in London, when one of the Woolies sales assistants became the target for a group of frenzied bargain-hunters who chased him around the store a...
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Funny story:  National Lottery Ticket Scandal Latest

National Lottery Ticket Scandal Latest

National Lottery operator Camelot has apologised to customers after a technical problem left lottery players across the country unable to buy their tickets as usual. The "network communications issue" had affected those wishing to buy tickets in s...
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Funny story:  Octopus Man Tries to Buy Obama Senate Seat with a Squid

Octopus Man Tries to Buy Obama Senate Seat with a Squid

NAGASAKI - The Octopus man was questioned by TheSpoof.com regarding an apparent case of Squid pro quo. The man attempted to trade a squid pickled in aspartame for Barack Obama's Senate seat. He made the mistake of offering the squid to Hillary Clin...
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Funny story:  Clowns In Florida Told To Set Pies On "Piping Hot"

Clowns In Florida Told To Set Pies On "Piping Hot"

Orlando, Florida- In response to the Homeland Security Advisory status set by Secretary Michael Chernoff, Circus clowns at the Barnum and Baily/Ringling Brothers Circus were told to upgrade their pie defenses to a much higher level. Other clown...
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Funny story:  Rosie O'Donnell to Shave Her Legs

Rosie O'Donnell to Shave Her Legs

Newark - Famous famous-person, Rosie O'Donnell has announced that she will publicly shave her legs at Coney Island on the fourth of July 2009. Rosie says this promises to be a big event as she has not bothered to shave her gams since cell phones were...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama is an American Citizen

Barack Obama is an American Citizen

Honolulu HI: Was President Elect Obama born here on August 4, 1961, that is the question? Obama's mother (American citizen) was born in Wichita KS USA and his father was born in Nyanza Province, Kenya Africa. Honolulu HI is the Western terminus o...
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Funny story:  Ray Santilli alien autopsy footage 'hid Barack Obama's Roswell birth'

Ray Santilli alien autopsy footage 'hid Barack Obama's Roswell birth'

Groom Lake, Nevada - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Retro-engineered footage of Ray Santilli's seminal Area 51 alien autopsy video has uncovered Barack Obama's birth secrets according to SETI - Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence - organization sour...
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Funny story:  Haircut Freaks

Haircut Freaks

Police in Toronto, Canada, had heard the rumors for some time and finally conducted a three-month-long undercover operation to see if they were true. A salon in town, The Sexy Hairstylists, reportedly offered several extras with haircuts. Depe...
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Funny story:  The Old Bottom Line

The Old Bottom Line

According to a report in the local newspaper, a strip joint in Chester, England, is offering local businesses a new place to advertise: on dancers' butt cheeks. A spokesman for the Playbody Lounge said the ads are "a bit cheeky", but also a serio...
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Funny story:  Afghan Warlords Captivated by Viagra Falls

Afghan Warlords Captivated by Viagra Falls

America's CIA has found a novel way to expand its business dealings with their fickle stable of aging despotic Afghan warlords - ensuring they receive copious supplies of the sex-enhancing drug Viagra to boost their flagging virility, according to a...
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Funny story:  Barack Obama - 'Made in America.'

Barack Obama - 'Made in America.'

Democratic national committee chairman Howard Dean has cast doubt on the validity and authenticity of the the U.S. Presidential election result during a radio interview with Boston's 96.9 WTKK outspoken and often controversial talkshow host Michael G...
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Funny story:  Shattering the Myth of Barack O'Barmy's Origins

Shattering the Myth of Barack O'Barmy's Origins

Born where, and to whom? What are his familial antecedents? His mother: reportedly an Irish-American white Atheist woggle weaver from Kansas (precisely the same place as another Wizard of Oz character: Dorothy, and her canine pal Toto). His father: reputedly a black Muslim Kenyan banana straightener, whom his mother divorced two years before he was born. His step-father: supposedly a Wah...
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Funny story:  Postmen's Union Decry Pet Attacks

Postmen's Union Decry Pet Attacks

Police do not take pet animal attacks on postal delivery workers seriously enough, irate union leaders told press hacks during their annual Christmas piss-up at Smegmadale's Fighting Dog and Pikey pub. The claim comes after postman Sheldon Scrunt...
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Funny story:  A Black Man's View of U.S. Holidays

A Black Man's View of U.S. Holidays

Ogres, gargoyles, sorcerers, fairies, gremlins, trolls, elves, goblins, leprechauns, vampires, ghosts, unicorns, centaurs, werewolves, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Frankenstein, the Easter Bunny, the Hamburglar, wicked witches, Martians, the Grinch, the Sand Man and the Grim Reaper. All are bunk creations, but no worse than fortunetellers, radio psychologists, TV Evangelists, numerologists, Tarot...
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Funny story:  Homework Failure Pupil Battered to Death

Homework Failure Pupil Battered to Death

An Egyptian court has sentenced a schoolteacher to 300 hours of community service work for beating a pupil to death because he had not done his homework. Maths teacher Atilla bin Atwatt threw the 15 year-old schoolboy out of the third floor class...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton to unclug her nose

Paris Hilton to unclug her nose

In a world exclusive, Paris Hilton will unclug her nose right here on the Spoof. She says that she has dreamt about this moment for a long time and can't wait for the occasion to come, hopefully sometime next year. Madame Hilton will bring along...
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Funny story:  Iranian Anti-Christ Delivers Alternative Xmas Message

Iranian Anti-Christ Delivers Alternative Xmas Message

Allowing Iran's president to deliver Channel 4's Alternative Christmas Message has been judged by some government know-all's as 'the biggest media bollock dropped in 2008'. President Mahmoud Ah'madasmedad, in a repeat of his popular Tehran stand-up...
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Funny story:  Pope Converts To Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Pope Converts To Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Vatican City-- Pope Benedict XVI dismissed Catholicism on Christmas and resigned from the Holy See. The former pontiff said he was a 'Pastafarian' and recommended everyone follow The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He said Christianity just...
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Funny story:  Sir Paul McCartney Buys Woolworths

Sir Paul McCartney Buys Woolworths

There was joy across the Woolworths empire today, when the entire chain was the subject of a last-minute buy-out by the self-made multi-millionaire, and former Beatle, Sir Paul Mills-McCartney. Sir Paul, fresh from his divorce settlement with ex-w...
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Funny story:  Santa suffers heart attack, lightens mood before surgery

Santa suffers heart attack, lightens mood before surgery

ANCHORAGE, AK - Saint Nicholas suffered a massive coronary thrombosis near the end of a strenuous delivery schedule this Christmas. Ignoring his doctor's repeated advice to watch his diet, the jolly old elf loaded up on milk and cookies while en rou...
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Funny story:  FDA Approves Aspartame for Demummification of Pharaohs

FDA Approves Aspartame for Demummification of Pharaohs

WASHINGTON D.C. - Dr. Strangedeath of the FDA today announced that aspartame is approved for the demummification of mummies. Normally aspartame consumption is used to reduce the need for embalming material. Ironically, it can also be used to prod...
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Funny story:  David Beckham, Rio Ferdinand, Sol Campbell, David James, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole and Cristiano Ronaldo Come Out of the Closet

David Beckham, Rio Ferdinand, Sol Campbell, David James, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole and Cristiano Ronaldo Come Out of the Closet

The FFA, the Footballer's Footballer's Association has announced that real Footballers can be gay as morning larks. David Beckham, Rio Ferdinand, Sol Campbell, David James, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole and Cristiano Ronaldo have all announced that they...
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Funny story:  Culture Sec'y Burnham Gets Wood

Culture Sec'y Burnham Gets Wood

Burnham's woodie gave him warning that surfing the world wide web was not safe for man nor child alike. The Culture secretary found himself sailing along on a sunny day aboard the good ship Internet until quite by accident his bark encountered th...
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Funny story:  Waffles and Vomit Cartoon Outdraws Queen's Christmas Massage

Waffles and Vomit Cartoon Outdraws Queen's Christmas Massage

Cartoon kings of animated entertainment on both sides of the Atlantic and even among the more literate from downunder, Vomit and Waffles, sprung a Christmas surprise on the media watchers amd the watchers of media including those who dwell in and on...
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Funny story:  Belated FEMA unit finally arrives in New Orleans

Belated FEMA unit finally arrives in New Orleans

NEW ORLEANS, LA - More than 3 years after Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans, a FEMA unit pulled into the city's lower 9th Ward this Friday. They apologized for showing up so late, citing the weather and bad holiday traffic as contributing fac...
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Funny story:  Britons Are So Poor They Give Themselves Boxing Day Gifts

Britons Are So Poor They Give Themselves Boxing Day Gifts

The world economic collapse has flooded John Bull's Island like Tennessee Toxic Ash Flood. Nary a family hasn't had to cut back in these hard times. Proof of this widespread hardship can be found in this year's Boxing day. Traditionally a time wh...
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Funny story:  Samurai Senator Corker of TennaNissanasee Tried to Stop Up the Toxic Ash Tsunami

Samurai Senator Corker of TennaNissanasee Tried to Stop Up the Toxic Ash Tsunami

Corker who represents the Asian business interest in TennaNissanasee said that he was the first one to recognize the impending ash tsunami threatening the Asian car factories and the investments of his Japanese constituents: " That's why thoug...
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Funny story:  Economic Crisis Pondered by Obama at Hawaiian Beachfront Mansion

Economic Crisis Pondered by Obama at Hawaiian Beachfront Mansion

"It appears as if we have exchanged a brainless President for a topless one !" gushed salivating paparrazi who caught Barry's washboard abs by the sea. Photos of the waterfront mansion nicknamed The Beach White House of Pain and the frolicking first...
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Funny story:  Sarah Palin Pardoned by Bush for Impersonating Him

Sarah Palin Pardoned by Bush for Impersonating Him

Among the Bush Eleventh hour pardons have been an Iraqi cobbler, the ad man who thought a Mission Accomplished banner would be a good backdrop for Bush's aircraft victory declaration and the White House idea man that chose children's book, George the...
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Funny story:  Al-Qaida and The Taliban Join Forces and Destroy The Somali Pirates

Al-Qaida and The Taliban Join Forces and Destroy The Somali Pirates

MOGADISHU, Somalia - A high ranking Al-Qaida general has reported that Al-Qaida and The Taliban joined forces and have completely destroyed the Somali pirates. Newspaper reports coming out of Mogadishu reported that Al-Qaida and The Taliban leader...
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