SAN FRANCISCO, CA - According to a November poll conducted by National Opinion Research Group, 28% of Americans still approved of the way Bush was handling his job as president. In view of this fact, NORG decided to find out more about this curious...
A nurse who had been missing for more than a week, has been found hiding in the boot of a car in Scotland, police have said.
Magdeline Makola, 33, from Livingston, had not been seen since the morning of 15 December when she left work at Edinburgh...
London - BBC officials are quickly backpedaling on reports warning that Londoners have turkey fat for brains.
BBC spokeman Simon Heath says "We hold the opinions of our viewership in the highest regard, notwithstanding the unevenness of some of o...
London - Famous mush-mouthed cooking show celebrity and cook book author Jamie Oliver says he plans on taking some time off from his business pursuits in the New Year to learn English.
"Right, good enuff, this may be my biggus challenj yet, so I...
Stan Collymore, the former Liverpool player and Doggist, is set to follow fellow footballer Vinnie Jones into the world of movies, after landing the lead role in the remake of the classic BBC television police series, Dixon of Dock Green.
The orig...
A Buckingham palace spokesman was said to be livid that news of some of this year's New Year Honour recipients had leaked out. The spokesman was said to be especially incensed as he had intended selling it to the Sun himself tomorrow.
The list, fu...
10. It's "Derby Day" here in wherever, and you can literally feel the tension throughout the city.
9. And it's high, wide, and not at all handsome... goal kick.
8. These two sides are going for it hammer and tongue this afternoon. What entertainment here at wherever.
7. He's an absolutely country mile offside, how the linesman cannot see that is beyond me...
6. And wherever is silence...
There was drama at Manchester City's Eastlands stadium this afternoon, when Hull City manager Phil Brown, having seen his team capitulate to a 4-0 mauling during the first 45 minutes, kept the Tigers players out on the pitch for his halftime team tal...
We'll have an X-Men, X-files, X-Box, no socks, X-Factor, Max Factor, Max Bygraves, no war graves of a Christmas
I want empathy, an MP3, a hemp-free, hump-free, grump-free, Humperdink, have-a drink of a Christmas
An Oh Come All Ye Faithful, Oh strictly come dancing, come-on come-on, curmudgeonly comfy chair of a Christmas
A Doctor Do-Little, Doctor Who, PS2, Snoop Dog, poop scoop, Scooby...
According to an AP release, Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady has finally officially proposed to Gisele Bundchen after several earlier reports jumped the gun a bit.
Also according to sources, football star Brady proposed to his super model love Gi...
Exponents of Cockney Rhyming Slang, the noble art practised by those born within the sound of Bow Bells at St Mary-le-Bow in London, were in mourning today, after it was announced that Eartha Kitt, the object of one of the language's most-used expres...
Bergen,Norway/ Cruiser News - Uff Da Cruise Lines (UFDL), announced today the commissioning of a 250 Ton ocean going "Fun Ship" capable of holding 10,000 passengers, while reducing crew to a mere 500 in keeping with demands for less restrictions on p...
The Queen and other members of the Royal Parasites are spending their Christmas holidays at a slum tenement squat in Liverpool's dilapidated Kensington district as a change from their normal festive season retreat to their plush Sandringham estate in...
The Scottish National Party, not universally renowned for its grasp on reality, and in thus keeping with tradition, have decided during their recent Parliamentary Christmas piss-up, that they want to have their own spaceport
The party's Westminste...
Christmas will never be the same again following the news that Santa Claus has been abducted by lawless Somali pirates in second hand SUVs whilst the Yuletide legend was doing his global delivery of presents on Christmas Eve.
Reports say that the...
The faithful of the First Christian Church of Seemed like a Good Idea at the Time have been appearing all over Coxswain, Iowa in a variety of Jesus get ups.
Head Librarian Mae Buxom was arrested at the Coxswain Public Library for wearing too reve...
Il Papa profesori, the kinder, gentler Inquisitor Ratzinger has decided to make a clean breast of it before the new year. The target of his mea culpa is astronomer and physicist Galileo Galilei.
This is the 500 year anniversary of his telescopic...
World famous stage magician, Arte Cromweiler, disappeared last week before a crowd of thousands. Mr. Cromweiler, who is notorious for making things vanish briefly, was last heard uttering what many eyewitnesses believe was some sort of incantation.
After a short visit to a Los Angeles hospital sometimes Sunday afternoon, Samantha Ronson is thanking supporters on her MySpaceBlog.
"Thanks for all your messages, I read every one" Ronson, 31, wrote in a post on Sunday night. "I'm home now and fe...
Little Ben Mitchell, the son of Phil Mitchell the EastEnders thug, has come a long way since he arrived in Albert Square. When his mum, Kathy, died in South Africa in 2006, Ben came to Walford to live with his brother Ian Beale, and, at that time, wo...